This is insanely cool!
Video of how it was made at the link too
Thursday, February 26, 2009
End Of The World Perspective Street Art
This is insanely cool!
Video of how it was made at the link too
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Obama May Change Medical Marijuana Policy
Experts believe it is already clear the Obama administration will change the strategy, if not the law, on medical marijuana.
"It is no longer federal policy to beat up on hippies," said Kleiman.
Tell that to the DEA.
In California this past week, agents raided four dispensaries in Los Angeles and seized 500 pounds (225 kilograms) of pot.
"It's a little bit surprising, because I think current DEA management didn't get the message," said Kleiman. "The message is, this is no longer drug warrior time. We are not on a cultural crusade against pot-smoking."
Werd
Monday, February 23, 2009
Quiznos 1 Million Sub Giveaway
Justput in your email address (a spam one preferably) and get a free quiznos sub!
Sunday, February 22, 2009
Fine, Don't fvcking Hire Me, You Can't Handle My sh!t
Fine, Don't fvcking Hire Me, You Can't Handle My sh!t
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Date: 2008-12-02, 10:34PM CST
What the fvck people! I need a motherfckin job, and I have a resume that says I am fvcking fit to be your goddamn front desk/administrative assistant. I have applied to a ton of jobs on here, and not one of them responded, WHAT THE FVCK?!
Cover Letter? Here's my fvcking cover letter!
Now, I'm really low on money, and I'll suck a dick if I have to...that's right!
Got a bear in your backyard that keeps eating your garbage? I'll fight that motherfvcker and I'll win! Can any other prospective employee say that?! FVCK NO! What'd you say? You lost your keys? FVCK IT! I'll shoot the goddamn lock off your door with my laser eyes! That's how bad I need a motherfvckin job! Your brother is gay and you're not cool with that? I'll de-gay him with reverse buttsex. Don't believe me?! Then hire me and I'll fvcking show you!
OBJECTIVE
I need a motherfvckin job.
Read the rest at the link!
Everything's Amazing, Nobody's Happy
Freaking hilarious Conan clip with a very funny comedian...
Forgot his name... i used to know!
If anyone remembers, let me know!
Forgot his name... i used to know!
If anyone remembers, let me know!
Friday, February 20, 2009
Thursday, February 19, 2009
The Pomegranate Phone
Projector... global voice translator... coffee brewer... shaver... and harmonica all in one phone!
Chris Brown'd
Holyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy...
But she did give him herpes allegedly....
But holyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
I guess they werent exaggerating.
Not pshop: see tattoos
My favorite comment:
"that's just her without makeup on."
The Douchiest Phone Message In History
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Holyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
This is worth listening to!
Credit to kimi for finding this forever ago!
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
"Extinct" Bird Seen, Eaten
February 18, 2009-A rare quail from the Philippines was photographed for the first time before being sold as food at a poultry market, experts say.
Found only on the island of Luzon, Worcester's buttonquail was known solely through drawings based on dated museum specimens collected several decades ago.
Scientists had suspected the species-listed as "data deficient" on the International Union for Conservation of Nature's 2008 Red List-was extinct.
A TV crew documented the live bird in the market (above) before it was sold in January, according to the Agence France-Press news agency.
Michael Lu, president of the Wild Bird Club of the Philippines, told AFP the bird's demise should inspire a "local consciousness" about the region's threatened wildlife.
"What if this was the last of its species?" Lu said.
However, the buttonquail is from a "notoriously cryptic and unobtrusive family of birds," according to the nonprofit Birdlife International, so the species may survive undetected in other regions.
Oops
Very Brave man Jokes..
How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry It!
What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.
What are the three fastest means of communication?
1) Television
2) Telephone
3) Telawoman
How are fat girls and mopeds alike?
They're both fun to ride until your friends find out.
What should you give a woman who has everything?
A man to show her how to work it.
Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?
Because you could easily fit another pair of **** in there.
How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it.
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
Because they don't have balls to scratch.
Why did God create woman ?
To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet.
Why do women fake orgasms ?
Because they think men care.
What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, she's been told twice already.
If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you
done wrong?
Made her chain too long
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably
never be able to support you.
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer
to the kitchen sink.
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me...'
How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required
pressure.
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the
front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told
I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
Women will never be equal to men..
until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and
still think they are sexy.
Marry It!
What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.
What are the three fastest means of communication?
1) Television
2) Telephone
3) Telawoman
How are fat girls and mopeds alike?
They're both fun to ride until your friends find out.
What should you give a woman who has everything?
A man to show her how to work it.
Why is the space between a woman's breasts and her hips called a waist?
Because you could easily fit another pair of **** in there.
How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it.
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up?
Because they don't have balls to scratch.
Why did God create woman ?
To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet.
Why do women fake orgasms ?
Because they think men care.
What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, she's been told twice already.
If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you
done wrong?
Made her chain too long
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it.
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably
never be able to support you.
Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer
to the kitchen sink.
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me...'
How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required
pressure.
If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the
front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told
I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
Women will never be equal to men..
until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and
still think they are sexy.
Escape From City 17 - Part One
Directed by The Purchase Brothers.
The Escape From City 17 short film series is an adaptation based on the Half Life computer game saga by Valve Corporation. Originally envisioned as a project to test out numerous post production techniques, as well as a spec commercial, it ballooned into a multi part series. Filmed guerilla style with no money, no time, no crew, no script, the first two episodes were made from beginning to end on a budget of $500.
Watch in high quality if you can!
Woot Off!
Wootoff just started on woot.com, so head over there for some great deals over the next few days!
Tuesday, February 17, 2009
This is why you're fat
A website dedicated to foods that make you fat....
Gravy on pizza...
The Garbage Plate
A combination of either cheeseburger, hamburger, Italian sausages, steak, chicken, white or red hots, a grilled cheese sandwich, fried fish, or eggs, served on top of one or two of the following: home fries, fries, beans, and mac salad. The plate is adorned with optional mustard, onions or hot sauce.
Corndog Pizza
French Fry-Encased Hot Dog On A Stick
Gravy on pizza...
The Garbage Plate
A combination of either cheeseburger, hamburger, Italian sausages, steak, chicken, white or red hots, a grilled cheese sandwich, fried fish, or eggs, served on top of one or two of the following: home fries, fries, beans, and mac salad. The plate is adorned with optional mustard, onions or hot sauce.
Corndog Pizza
French Fry-Encased Hot Dog On A Stick
Lexus: Perfectly Aligned
The song for this commercial is amazing!
Download it here: http://www.filedropper.com/kaelalden-whereyoubelong
Sunday, February 15, 2009
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Scott Chu Photography
Scott updated his website homepage with some really cool flash rolling rig shot clips...
Check it out!!
Check it out!!
Night-Driving
Night drives are one of the greatest pleasures available, this site allows you to find nice routes around your area!
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Epic NWS Shirt!
"You guys need a shirt to do that?"
-ILuvMy328i
"Do they have a little darker penor color?"
-dwade325xi
"Do they have a smaller one?"
-cleankutazn
2010 Hyundai Genesis Coupe
If you're looking for a fast, stylish coupe but can't stomach the $30,000-and-up prices of most upscale offerings, check out the 2010 Hyundai Genesis Coupe ($22,000 and up). With features like 30mpg economy, 210hp in the 2.0T or an optional 306hp V6, an available six-speed manual transmission, Bluetooth, a six-speaker sound system with USB input, 18-inch alloy wheels, keyless entry, leather-wrapped steering wheel and shifter, ABS, traction control, brake assist, and more, it's got just the right mix of affordability and class.
I'll take one!!!!!!
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
New Ringtones
Some new ringtones i made... feel free to use them
Boys Noize FTMFW!!
Boys Noize FTMFW!!
Download Lava Lava—Boys Noize ringtone at audiko.net.
Download Don't Believe The Hype—Boys Noize ringtone at audiko.net.
Hang In There Jack
Free medium curley fries from Jack In The Box!!
Thats TODAY!!! GOGOGOGO
Thx to AJ for the heads up
Thats TODAY!!! GOGOGOGO
Thx to AJ for the heads up
WagenWerks VDUB Video
New Film from wagenwerks on Vimeo
Sick ass video made of a vdubb/audi show...
I love the vw scene.... theyre all slammed and they come up with the most unique wheel setups :str8pimpi
So dedicated too! The 2nd half of the vid is a show going on in the pouring rain!
Pagani Zonda R: 1.8 Million Dollar Farewell
As the finale in the Zonda line, the Pagani Zonda R brings the heat with a 739 HP 6.0-liter V12, weight chopped down to 2,360 pounds and a 0-to-60 time of three seconds.
This thing is a work of art! More pics at the link...
Sunday, February 08, 2009
Friday, February 06, 2009
9-Year Old Writes Finger Painting iPhone App
Lim Ding Wen is a 9-year old Chinese boy. But not just any Chinese boy, Ding Wen wrote a finger painting iPhone app for his younger siblings.
Lim, who is now fluent in six programming languages, first started using a computer when he was two-years-old, discovered programming aged seven, and has since completed more than 20 programming projects.
His latest application, Doodle Kids, allows users to draw pictures using their fingers and then clear the screen by shaking the iPhone.
Wednesday, February 04, 2009
Video: Cop Punches Woman In Face Four Times During Arrest For Riding A Bike
The woman asks why she is being stopped
He responds "because you are riding a bike on the sidewalk"
He then tries to pepper spray her and gets it in his own eyes...that is when he yanks her down...2 other cops hold her down while the pepper sprayed cop recovers...he then walks over and punches her 4 times in the face while she is laying down
Make sure to watch the video... and watch the cop puncher her FOUR times in the face, while she is HANDCUFFED and ON THE GROUND!!!
Ridiculous!!!!
The truth behind the Bale rage
The DP on TERMINATOR SALVATION, Shane Hurlbut, is a apparently a light tweaker. He's a fairly young DP and likes to fiddle with his lights on set during action, which is a big "NO NO" on most productions unless worked out in advance with performers. But apparently Shane was a pretty unrepentant light tweaker.
The scene in question, was a very emotional and tough scene between Christian Bale and Bryce Howard. A scene that required soul bearing and a deep level of immersive concentration. The sort of scene where everyone on set knows not to get in anyone's eye lines, and definitely not to move lights around while FILMING. You lock that sheit down before the scene starts.
Bale had indeed warned the DP on multiple occasions about messing with lights while the cameras were rolling, and Bale was in the midst of a painful scene with Bryce, what was described to me as being the emotional center of the film and his character for the film.
F*** My Life
A site where people post their "fuck my life" stories!
Pretty entertaining stuff here...
Heres a few excerpts:
Pretty entertaining stuff here...
Heres a few excerpts:
Today, I had just opened up some porn on my laptop when my mom walked into my room, so I slammed the laptop shut. I didn't know the speakers continue to function after the laptop is closed. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me to get her new clothes. She's gone from a size 4 to a size 12 during our relationship. FML
Today, the cleaning lady left a note that said my room was too dirty to clean. FML
Today, I tried helping an old lady with her groceries. When I asked if she needed help she smiled. When I took one of her bags she yelled. I didn't know she was deaf. FML
Today, I finally got the balls to walk out of class 30 min. early only to find that the back door was locked. As I stood there like an idiot trying to get it open, all 200 people in my class turned to laugh. My professor stared at me. I then walked back to my seat sat down and unpacked. FML
Tuesday, February 03, 2009
Japanese Police Use Wii Miis For Suspect ID
This is just too good.... I've seen some pretty accurate Miis before (Re: My dad's) but this is ridiculous!!
No, really, that is a wanted poster and that is a Mii on it, and that made me laugh so hard I sprained my epiglottis. The Kanagawa kops (Japan) are searching for the Mii, or a someone who looks like it, anyway. The blogs that have posted about this are inconclusive as to whether that is the actual Mii of the actual suspect (to say nothing of how they might have gotten it) or if the cops used the Mii creator to build their composite.
Undercover 3
Few scenarios are scarier than having a laptop stolen. Get your stolen Mac back with Undercover 3 ($49). It runs invisibly in the background, anonymously checking in with the developer's servers — until you report it stolen. As soon as that happens, the company begins tracking the laptop using Skyhook Wireless technology, letting the police know where your stolen baby is within 30-60 feet, complete with iSight pics of the thief. With an 86% recovery rate, it's the best laptop theft protection you can buy.
THis is pretty badass, the iSight pics of the thief is pretty awesome!
Lorcan Malone - "Blackrock is the OC of ireland"
Some stupid annoying spoiled kid from ireland plans his 16th bday
Monday, February 02, 2009
Christian Bale Flips out. He will kill you...
If you ever wanted to know what working with Christian Bale is like, please listen to the following audio. It's from the set of Terminator: Salvation. And apparently a director of photography walked into the scene twice. Batman flips out. Batman flips out to a whole 'nother level. It sounds like Batman would have choked the shit out of this guy. And maybe Robin. At one point, it sounds like he lunges for the dude.
In the audio, Bale threatens to quit the set. Sources say that the producers sent the tape to the film's insurance company in case Bale beat feet.
This audio is NOT safe for work. Patrick Bateman likes the f-bomb. Hurray for Hollywood!
Sunday, February 01, 2009
50 Strange Buildings of the World
Some pretty insane stuff here...
A LOT more at the link
Thanks to Candice for the reference!
A LOT more at the link
Thanks to Candice for the reference!