got this from gary and eric..... thanks.......................................... i think
;D
Tuesday, December 30, 2003
almost effed up my car last night.
i was driving through the parking structure at the jans mall with brian
and i was wearing gloves... cuz it was cold... like those fuzzy knitted glove mitten things
anyways, i was goin kinda fast and i was turning around a corner, and the wheel slipped in my hands, cuz thers no grip on the gloves
and i start going straight, and i guess i didnt realize how close i was, and i hit the brakes, but not very hard
and i got really close the the wall, probably 6 inches away, and i grabbed the wheel and turned as fsat as i could.
i saved the car, but damn itw as close
i was driving through the parking structure at the jans mall with brian
and i was wearing gloves... cuz it was cold... like those fuzzy knitted glove mitten things
anyways, i was goin kinda fast and i was turning around a corner, and the wheel slipped in my hands, cuz thers no grip on the gloves
and i start going straight, and i guess i didnt realize how close i was, and i hit the brakes, but not very hard
and i got really close the the wall, probably 6 inches away, and i grabbed the wheel and turned as fsat as i could.
i saved the car, but damn itw as close
Monday, December 29, 2003
Saturday, December 27, 2003
Aahhhh ChU (4:41:53 AM): what is there to do
Aahhhh ChU (4:41:58 AM): that doesn't involve me getting up
siLEntTriGGr (4:42:42 AM): um
siLEntTriGGr (4:42:44 AM): jack off ur cuz
siLEntTriGGr (4:42:53 AM): you fucking fag
siLEntTriGGr (4:43:03 AM): :-D
Aahhhh ChU (4:43:36 AM): from my cousin
Aahhhh ChU (4:43:47 AM): he wrestles! so be scared
siLEntTriGGr (4:43:56 AM): what?
siLEntTriGGr (4:44:05 AM): youd be scared to jack him off cuz he wrestles?
Aahhhh ChU (4:44:54 AM): lol
Aahhhh ChU (4:44:55 AM): fu
siLEntTriGGr (4:45:32 AM): is that the only reason u wouldnt jack him off?
siLEntTriGGr (4:45:36 AM): so if he didnt wrestle?
note the time
Aahhhh ChU (4:41:58 AM): that doesn't involve me getting up
siLEntTriGGr (4:42:42 AM): um
siLEntTriGGr (4:42:44 AM): jack off ur cuz
siLEntTriGGr (4:42:53 AM): you fucking fag
siLEntTriGGr (4:43:03 AM): :-D
Aahhhh ChU (4:43:36 AM): from my cousin
Aahhhh ChU (4:43:47 AM): he wrestles! so be scared
siLEntTriGGr (4:43:56 AM): what?
siLEntTriGGr (4:44:05 AM): youd be scared to jack him off cuz he wrestles?
Aahhhh ChU (4:44:54 AM): lol
Aahhhh ChU (4:44:55 AM): fu
siLEntTriGGr (4:45:32 AM): is that the only reason u wouldnt jack him off?
siLEntTriGGr (4:45:36 AM): so if he didnt wrestle?
note the time
HAHAHAHHAH I HATE H2s!!!!
http://germantechnik.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=4652
So.......I was driving back to my apartment after spending Christmas with my family. I looked into my rear view mirror because the person behind me had his/her brights on and it was blinding me. Also, this person was speeding up to me inching closer and closer, I could see now that it was a black Hummer H2-(it was also just washed, perhaps waxed the night before as I could see the nice black shine). I figured this person was probably in a middle of an emergency so i changed lanes and let him pass me. As he passed me, he gave me a dirty look and turned off his brights. I was like wtf?? I sped up, passed him and was ahead of the hummer again. The dickhead proceeds to put on his brights once again. This guy is a serious jackass, thinking he has the bigger car so he picks on the little car... he must have had a bad Christmas or something... i dont know. Anyways, i wanted to get back this guy for being a dick so I looked down and there was my old cup of milkshake with nasty shit in it. I mean NASTY SHIT. I was sick all last week when I bought that chocolate milkshake and after drinking only half of it I left it there and hauked (sp?) loogeys and phlem sp? into it. Pretty much the cup consisted of old nasty milkshake, snots, phlem, and spit. It was NASTY. For my next step I opened my sunroof. I wanted to make sure I sealed the lid so that it did not drizzle on me as I forced the cup of nasty shit outside my car. By this time the asshole behind me was inching up closer and closer again with blinding brights on. This was my perfect opportunity. With one accelerated movement upwards, I threw my Christmas gift out of the sunroof aiming for the H2's smiling windshield. At the point of impact the cup filled with nasty shit exploded onto the windshield, splattering my sick boogers and snots along with the rusty ass chocolate milkshake all over his H2. He then turned on his wipers to wipe off the shit, not knowing he was just smothering my boogers and snots everywhere. By the time he was very far behind me, his slow ass didnt have a chance. By the time I got to the stop light near my apartment, I popped in my BIG BAND Christmas cd and listened to Rudolph the rednose reindeer and pulled in the garage. Merry Christmas!!
http://germantechnik.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=4652
So.......I was driving back to my apartment after spending Christmas with my family. I looked into my rear view mirror because the person behind me had his/her brights on and it was blinding me. Also, this person was speeding up to me inching closer and closer, I could see now that it was a black Hummer H2-(it was also just washed, perhaps waxed the night before as I could see the nice black shine). I figured this person was probably in a middle of an emergency so i changed lanes and let him pass me. As he passed me, he gave me a dirty look and turned off his brights. I was like wtf?? I sped up, passed him and was ahead of the hummer again. The dickhead proceeds to put on his brights once again. This guy is a serious jackass, thinking he has the bigger car so he picks on the little car... he must have had a bad Christmas or something... i dont know. Anyways, i wanted to get back this guy for being a dick so I looked down and there was my old cup of milkshake with nasty shit in it. I mean NASTY SHIT. I was sick all last week when I bought that chocolate milkshake and after drinking only half of it I left it there and hauked (sp?) loogeys and phlem sp? into it. Pretty much the cup consisted of old nasty milkshake, snots, phlem, and spit. It was NASTY. For my next step I opened my sunroof. I wanted to make sure I sealed the lid so that it did not drizzle on me as I forced the cup of nasty shit outside my car. By this time the asshole behind me was inching up closer and closer again with blinding brights on. This was my perfect opportunity. With one accelerated movement upwards, I threw my Christmas gift out of the sunroof aiming for the H2's smiling windshield. At the point of impact the cup filled with nasty shit exploded onto the windshield, splattering my sick boogers and snots along with the rusty ass chocolate milkshake all over his H2. He then turned on his wipers to wipe off the shit, not knowing he was just smothering my boogers and snots everywhere. By the time he was very far behind me, his slow ass didnt have a chance. By the time I got to the stop light near my apartment, I popped in my BIG BAND Christmas cd and listened to Rudolph the rednose reindeer and pulled in the garage. Merry Christmas!!
Thursday, December 25, 2003
Gift Wrapping Tips For Men
This is the time of year when we think back to the very first Christmas, when the Three Wise Men; Gaspar, Balthazar and Herb, went to see the baby Jesus and, according to the Book of Matthew, "presented unto Him gifts; gold, frankincense, and myrrh."
These are simple words, but if we analyze them carefully, we discover an important, yet often overlooked, theological fact:
There is no mention of wrapping paper.
If there had been wrapping paper, Matthew would have said so:
"And lo, the gifts were inside 600 square cubits of paper. And the paper was festooned with pictures of Frosty the Snowman. And Joseph was going to throweth it away, but Mary saideth unto him, she saideth, 'Holdeth it! That is nice paper! Saveth it for next year!' And Joseph did rolleth his eyeballs. And the baby Jesus was more interested in the paper than the frankincense."
But these words do not appear in the Bible, which means that the very first Christmas gifts were NOT wrapped. This is because the people giving those gifts had two important characteristics:
1. They were wise.
2. They were men.
Men are not big gift wrappers. Men do not understand the point of putting paper on a gift just so somebody else can tear it off. This is not just my opinion: This is a scientific fact based on a statistical survey of two guys I know.
One is Rob, who said the only time he ever wraps a gift is "if it's such a poor gift that I don't want to be there when the person opens it."
The other is Gene, who told me he does wrap gifts, but as a matter of principle never takes more than 15 seconds per gift. "No one ever had to wonder which presents daddy wrapped at Christmas," Gene said. "They were the ones that looked like enormous spitballs."
I also wrap gifts, but because of some defect in my motor skills, I can never completely wrap them. I can take a gift the size of a deck of cards and put it the exact center of a piece of wrapping paper the size of a regulation volleyball court, but when I am done folding and taping, you can still see a sector of the gift peeking out. (Sometimes I camouflage this sector with a marking pen.)
If I had been an ancient Egyptian in the field of mummies, the lower half of the Pharaoh's body would be covered only by Scotch tape.
On the other hand, if you give my wife a 12-inch square of wrapping paper, she can wrap a C-130 cargo plane. My wife, like many women, actually likes wrapping things. If she gives you a gift that requires batteries, she wraps the batteries separately, which to me is very close to being a symptom of mental illness. If it were possible, my wife would wrap each individual volt.
My point is that gift-wrapping is one of those skills like having babies that come more naturally to women than to men. That is why today I am presenting:
GIFT-WRAPPING TIPS FOR MEN:
* Whenever possible, buy gifts that are already wrapped. If, when the recipient opens the gift, neither one of you recognizes it, you can claim that it's myrrh.
* The editors of Woman's Day magazine recently ran an item on how to make your own wrapping paper by printing a design on it with an apple sliced in half horizontally and dipped in a mixture of food coloring and liquid starch. They must be smoking crack.
* If you're giving a hard-to-wrap gift, skip the wrapping paper! Just put it inside a bag and stick one of those little adhesive bows on it. This creates a festive visual effect that is sure to delight the lucky recipient on Christmas morning:
YOUR WIFE: Why is there a Hefty trash bag under the tree?
YOU: It's a gift! See? It has a bow!
YOUR WIFE (peering into the trash bag): It's a leaf blower.
YOU: Gas-powered! Five horsepower!
YOUR WIFE: I want a divorce.
YOU: I also got you some myrrh.
In conclusion, remember that the important thing is not what you give, or how you wrap it. The important thing, during this very special time of year, is that you save the receipt.
~Male Author Unknown~
Don't forget to laugh during this Christmas season, and to my knowledge one of the wise men was not named Herb.
This is the time of year when we think back to the very first Christmas, when the Three Wise Men; Gaspar, Balthazar and Herb, went to see the baby Jesus and, according to the Book of Matthew, "presented unto Him gifts; gold, frankincense, and myrrh."
These are simple words, but if we analyze them carefully, we discover an important, yet often overlooked, theological fact:
There is no mention of wrapping paper.
If there had been wrapping paper, Matthew would have said so:
"And lo, the gifts were inside 600 square cubits of paper. And the paper was festooned with pictures of Frosty the Snowman. And Joseph was going to throweth it away, but Mary saideth unto him, she saideth, 'Holdeth it! That is nice paper! Saveth it for next year!' And Joseph did rolleth his eyeballs. And the baby Jesus was more interested in the paper than the frankincense."
But these words do not appear in the Bible, which means that the very first Christmas gifts were NOT wrapped. This is because the people giving those gifts had two important characteristics:
1. They were wise.
2. They were men.
Men are not big gift wrappers. Men do not understand the point of putting paper on a gift just so somebody else can tear it off. This is not just my opinion: This is a scientific fact based on a statistical survey of two guys I know.
One is Rob, who said the only time he ever wraps a gift is "if it's such a poor gift that I don't want to be there when the person opens it."
The other is Gene, who told me he does wrap gifts, but as a matter of principle never takes more than 15 seconds per gift. "No one ever had to wonder which presents daddy wrapped at Christmas," Gene said. "They were the ones that looked like enormous spitballs."
I also wrap gifts, but because of some defect in my motor skills, I can never completely wrap them. I can take a gift the size of a deck of cards and put it the exact center of a piece of wrapping paper the size of a regulation volleyball court, but when I am done folding and taping, you can still see a sector of the gift peeking out. (Sometimes I camouflage this sector with a marking pen.)
If I had been an ancient Egyptian in the field of mummies, the lower half of the Pharaoh's body would be covered only by Scotch tape.
On the other hand, if you give my wife a 12-inch square of wrapping paper, she can wrap a C-130 cargo plane. My wife, like many women, actually likes wrapping things. If she gives you a gift that requires batteries, she wraps the batteries separately, which to me is very close to being a symptom of mental illness. If it were possible, my wife would wrap each individual volt.
My point is that gift-wrapping is one of those skills like having babies that come more naturally to women than to men. That is why today I am presenting:
GIFT-WRAPPING TIPS FOR MEN:
* Whenever possible, buy gifts that are already wrapped. If, when the recipient opens the gift, neither one of you recognizes it, you can claim that it's myrrh.
* The editors of Woman's Day magazine recently ran an item on how to make your own wrapping paper by printing a design on it with an apple sliced in half horizontally and dipped in a mixture of food coloring and liquid starch. They must be smoking crack.
* If you're giving a hard-to-wrap gift, skip the wrapping paper! Just put it inside a bag and stick one of those little adhesive bows on it. This creates a festive visual effect that is sure to delight the lucky recipient on Christmas morning:
YOUR WIFE: Why is there a Hefty trash bag under the tree?
YOU: It's a gift! See? It has a bow!
YOUR WIFE (peering into the trash bag): It's a leaf blower.
YOU: Gas-powered! Five horsepower!
YOUR WIFE: I want a divorce.
YOU: I also got you some myrrh.
In conclusion, remember that the important thing is not what you give, or how you wrap it. The important thing, during this very special time of year, is that you save the receipt.
~Male Author Unknown~
Don't forget to laugh during this Christmas season, and to my knowledge one of the wise men was not named Herb.
Wednesday, December 24, 2003
when i turn 18...........
Actually, there is a new show on the rise called Street Lethal which is combining a basic car show (with especially hot cars) and porn stars. Be on the lookout for it next year. It had one show this year in Denver which was a huge turnout, but the one in DC fell through because the fire marshall didn't approve the floor plan, no matter how they changed it. I'm sorry I couldn't have been of more help.
Actually, there is a new show on the rise called Street Lethal which is combining a basic car show (with especially hot cars) and porn stars. Be on the lookout for it next year. It had one show this year in Denver which was a huge turnout, but the one in DC fell through because the fire marshall didn't approve the floor plan, no matter how they changed it. I'm sorry I couldn't have been of more help.
Tuesday, December 23, 2003
You represent... angst.
You have an extremely cynical outlook on just about
everything. It's okay to sulk and be
depressed, but life is short, and you only get
one. It's only what you make it, and only you
can make it improve.
What feeling do you represent?
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anyone realize where i got this test from?
Monday, December 22, 2003
Saturday, December 20, 2003
http://pc.watch.impress.co.jp/docs/2003/1218/sony_06.wmv
x a j u i c e: i can't wait till one of those takes my daughter to a school dance
x a j u i c e: i can't wait till one of those takes my daughter to a school dance
Thursday, December 18, 2003
Wednesday, December 17, 2003
Tuesday, December 16, 2003
Monday, December 15, 2003
Sunday, December 14, 2003
Saturday, December 13, 2003
omg, someone fucking kill this guy please
he deserves to get shot in teh face
http://69.28.156.67/a65/o1/portal/2481847_200.asf
siLEntTriGGr: check out the vid
bun dan toh: LOL
bun dan toh: wtf
bun dan toh: LOL hahah
bun dan toh: hahahah warning
bun dan toh: OHHHHHHHHHHHH
bun dan toh: SHIT
siLEntTriGGr: yeah
siLEntTriGGr: lol
siLEntTriGGr: great reactions
bun dan toh: SHIIIT
he deserves to get shot in teh face
http://69.28.156.67/a65/o1/portal/2481847_200.asf
siLEntTriGGr: check out the vid
bun dan toh: LOL
bun dan toh: wtf
bun dan toh: LOL hahah
bun dan toh: hahahah warning
bun dan toh: OHHHHHHHHHHHH
bun dan toh: SHIT
siLEntTriGGr: yeah
siLEntTriGGr: lol
siLEntTriGGr: great reactions
bun dan toh: SHIIIT
Thursday, December 11, 2003
http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=89747
funny ass thread
Before inserting, you have to get the gas pump in the mood. Try caressing it and blowing softly into its nozzle. When it starts dripping, u know it's ready. Candles are not a good idea in this case...try roses to set the mood...maybe a trail of them directly to your gas tank. When you're finished, pay her, call her a s|ut then drive off.
funny ass thread
Before inserting, you have to get the gas pump in the mood. Try caressing it and blowing softly into its nozzle. When it starts dripping, u know it's ready. Candles are not a good idea in this case...try roses to set the mood...maybe a trail of them directly to your gas tank. When you're finished, pay her, call her a s|ut then drive off.
re: staying up late to do schultheis hw
siLEntTriGGr (12:08:50 AM): whenever schultheis reads us the essays she writes
siLEntTriGGr (12:08:52 AM): all i hear is
siLEntTriGGr (12:09:23 AM): "look at how good i am, look at all these big words i know, you cant understand this cuz u dont knowwhat every other word means, you can ry to write this good, but u never will, bow down"
Aahhhh ChU (12:09:32 AM): lol
siLEntTriGGr (12:09:41 AM): that wat u call reading between the lines
siLEntTriGGr (12:08:50 AM): whenever schultheis reads us the essays she writes
siLEntTriGGr (12:08:52 AM): all i hear is
siLEntTriGGr (12:09:23 AM): "look at how good i am, look at all these big words i know, you cant understand this cuz u dont knowwhat every other word means, you can ry to write this good, but u never will, bow down"
Aahhhh ChU (12:09:32 AM): lol
siLEntTriGGr (12:09:41 AM): that wat u call reading between the lines
Wednesday, December 10, 2003
My peer edit of other students Isearch (i was feeling cynical)
it gets good at teh second para:
____________Overall, your project was very well written and planned out. The vocabulary you used throughout your report is exceptional and you did not have many mistakes with the usage of them. Although there were numerous small problems with word choice. For example, in “takes time in creating,” you cannot take time “in” something, rather, you take time with something. Other than that, your report had almost no problems. I am very impressed that you got to job shadow Brian Mcknight, which is no doubt a great honor. However, I am still interested in whether you were able to meet the rest of the people you stated such as Macy “Grey,” Mary J “Beige,” and “DMC.”
____________Your report has much strength; the first being the vocabulary. Your highly advanced terminology does a great job of confusing the reader and scrambling the meaning in your sentences. The thesaurus is a great invention isn’t it? (As you can tell I am just joking around, if you are actually reading this, sorry) Other than the vocabulary, your sentence structures are very advanced and well done. You must have started your report months ago. I guess your love and dedication to the career of music could also be considered a strength. I also found that the paper you printed your report on to be very unique, its thickness and plus sizes makes holding it and flipping the pages more of an adventure than a chore. Sadly though, I have to assume that it gives nasty papercuts; I shall be extra careful with it. I, much like Brian Mcknight, am impressed with your early decision toward a career. I wish you best of luck in your music, and I will eagerly be watching the 2005 Grammy’s in hopes to witness your receiving of the “Best New Artist” award, as you have promised. So that I can tell all my friends that you were in my English III AP class.
____________Your report did not have many weaknesses at all. Other than some misuse of words, which are easily correctable, I could not find much wrong with it. You did have some parallelism problems but just one (maybe two). All your small minor problems are easily reparable and you should have no problem getting an A on this project. I am sure you worked very hard and I would not want to give too much criticism and rain on your parade. So to finnish this peer edit off (I used 1.5 spacing instead of 2, for some reason), I wish you best of luck in English AP and everything else you would like luck in.
i should mention the paperclip she used....... "i also found it outstanding that you were ingenius enough to use a paperclip to bind your papers, instead of the standard staple. while a common staple bends and creases the paper upon page-turning, a paper clip is removable and therefore preserves the natural flow of the paper. if only i had thought of this first. i could make a killing in the market."
no room tho :(
jerrys contributions:
bun dan toh: "the texture of the paper itself is in perfect harmony with the inkjet pigments. i enjoy the feel of it as i slide my fingers up and down, wondering why more things do not feel the same way."
bun dan toh: "the tone of your paper symbolizes the angst we all have as teenagers. i find it surprising that you had the tenacity to leave an optimistic ring to your paper, rather than the bleak, boring, and cynical dejection most other teenage writers seem to be plagued with. this is definitely my cup of tea—earl grey tea."
it gets good at teh second para:
____________Overall, your project was very well written and planned out. The vocabulary you used throughout your report is exceptional and you did not have many mistakes with the usage of them. Although there were numerous small problems with word choice. For example, in “takes time in creating,” you cannot take time “in” something, rather, you take time with something. Other than that, your report had almost no problems. I am very impressed that you got to job shadow Brian Mcknight, which is no doubt a great honor. However, I am still interested in whether you were able to meet the rest of the people you stated such as Macy “Grey,” Mary J “Beige,” and “DMC.”
____________Your report has much strength; the first being the vocabulary. Your highly advanced terminology does a great job of confusing the reader and scrambling the meaning in your sentences. The thesaurus is a great invention isn’t it? (As you can tell I am just joking around, if you are actually reading this, sorry) Other than the vocabulary, your sentence structures are very advanced and well done. You must have started your report months ago. I guess your love and dedication to the career of music could also be considered a strength. I also found that the paper you printed your report on to be very unique, its thickness and plus sizes makes holding it and flipping the pages more of an adventure than a chore. Sadly though, I have to assume that it gives nasty papercuts; I shall be extra careful with it. I, much like Brian Mcknight, am impressed with your early decision toward a career. I wish you best of luck in your music, and I will eagerly be watching the 2005 Grammy’s in hopes to witness your receiving of the “Best New Artist” award, as you have promised. So that I can tell all my friends that you were in my English III AP class.
____________Your report did not have many weaknesses at all. Other than some misuse of words, which are easily correctable, I could not find much wrong with it. You did have some parallelism problems but just one (maybe two). All your small minor problems are easily reparable and you should have no problem getting an A on this project. I am sure you worked very hard and I would not want to give too much criticism and rain on your parade. So to finnish this peer edit off (I used 1.5 spacing instead of 2, for some reason), I wish you best of luck in English AP and everything else you would like luck in.
i should mention the paperclip she used....... "i also found it outstanding that you were ingenius enough to use a paperclip to bind your papers, instead of the standard staple. while a common staple bends and creases the paper upon page-turning, a paper clip is removable and therefore preserves the natural flow of the paper. if only i had thought of this first. i could make a killing in the market."
no room tho :(
jerrys contributions:
bun dan toh: "the texture of the paper itself is in perfect harmony with the inkjet pigments. i enjoy the feel of it as i slide my fingers up and down, wondering why more things do not feel the same way."
bun dan toh: "the tone of your paper symbolizes the angst we all have as teenagers. i find it surprising that you had the tenacity to leave an optimistic ring to your paper, rather than the bleak, boring, and cynical dejection most other teenage writers seem to be plagued with. this is definitely my cup of tea—earl grey tea."
Tuesday, December 09, 2003
re: the simple life with paris hilton
Jessgirl5000: so they were workign at a fast food restaurant
Jessgirl5000: and the manager wanted the girls to put up 1/2 price burgers all today
Jessgirl5000: up on the marquee
Jessgirl5000: and she gave them a whole bunch of letters
Jessgirl5000: the girls put up 1/2 price anal salty weiner burgers high up on the marquee
Jessgirl5000: and then they tried to hide the ladder so kno one could go up and change it
Jessgirl5000: so they were workign at a fast food restaurant
Jessgirl5000: and the manager wanted the girls to put up 1/2 price burgers all today
Jessgirl5000: up on the marquee
Jessgirl5000: and she gave them a whole bunch of letters
Jessgirl5000: the girls put up 1/2 price anal salty weiner burgers high up on the marquee
Jessgirl5000: and then they tried to hide the ladder so kno one could go up and change it
Aahhhh ChU (1:12:45 AM): k now im afraid to get up and pee i hat eyou
Aahhhh ChU: k i need to pee eff this
Aahhhh ChU: you made me miss cuz i kept looking aroudn
siLEntTriGGr: haha
siLEntTriGGr: HASHAHHA
siLEntTriGGr: i get it
Aahhhh ChU: lol wow you're tird
siLEntTriGGr: did u wipe up
Aahhhh ChU: of course
siLEntTriGGr: no u didnt
siLEntTriGGr: u wre too scared
Aahhhh ChU: no i did
Aahhhh ChU: i like sat in my bathtub
Aahhhh ChU: with my back to the wall
Aahhhh ChU: k i need to pee eff this
Aahhhh ChU: you made me miss cuz i kept looking aroudn
siLEntTriGGr: haha
siLEntTriGGr: HASHAHHA
siLEntTriGGr: i get it
Aahhhh ChU: lol wow you're tird
siLEntTriGGr: did u wipe up
Aahhhh ChU: of course
siLEntTriGGr: no u didnt
siLEntTriGGr: u wre too scared
Aahhhh ChU: no i did
Aahhhh ChU: i like sat in my bathtub
Aahhhh ChU: with my back to the wall
mahreeyah07: u kno wats reallie freakie...
mahreeyah07: if u looked behind you
siLEntTriGGr: NO
siLEntTriGGr: DONT ELLME MFS f d
siLEntTriGGr: sf
siLEntTriGGr: adsf
siLEntTriGGr: dsf
siLEntTriGGr:
siLEntTriGGr: sf
siLEntTriGGr: df
mahreeyah07: and u found urself
mahreeyah07: looking back at you
siLEntTriGGr: FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUu
mahreeyah07: HAHAHAHAHHAHA
siLEntTriGGr: now im looking again
mahreeyah07: and it was laughing at you
mahreeyah07: if u looked behind you
siLEntTriGGr: NO
siLEntTriGGr: DONT ELLME MFS f d
siLEntTriGGr: sf
siLEntTriGGr: adsf
siLEntTriGGr: dsf
siLEntTriGGr:
siLEntTriGGr: sf
siLEntTriGGr: df
mahreeyah07: and u found urself
mahreeyah07: looking back at you
siLEntTriGGr: FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
UUUUUUUUUUUu
mahreeyah07: HAHAHAHAHHAHA
siLEntTriGGr: now im looking again
mahreeyah07: and it was laughing at you
siLEntTriGGr (12:45:23 AM): LOOK BEHIND U
Aahhhh ChU (12:45:29 AM): ha
Aahhhh ChU (12:45:30 AM): fu
siLEntTriGGr (12:45:33 AM): did u look
Aahhhh ChU (12:45:40 AM): who wouldnt look
siLEntTriGGr (12:45:46 AM): lmao
Aahhhh ChU (12:45:54 AM): FUCK YOU now i cant concentrate
mahreeyah07: look behind you
siLEntTriGGr: i looked
siLEntTriGGr: (i seriously did)
mahreeyah07: HAHAHA
mahreeyah07: and wat did u find
siLEntTriGGr: um
siLEntTriGGr: nothing
siLEntTriGGr: i just looked 2 more times
mahreeyah07: exactly.
siLEntTriGGr: ii get scared
mahreeyah07: lol..i dont kno wat i'm saying
mahreeyah07: aw dont be scared
siLEntTriGGr: lol
siLEntTriGGr: seriously
mahreeyah07: just remember that ghost in gothika
mahreeyah07: and u wont be scared
siLEntTriGGr: if u tell me to look behind me
siLEntTriGGr: i seriously have to look
siLEntTriGGr: and i didnt need that
mahreeyah07: lmao
mahreeyah07: ahh...now i'm scared.
mahreeyah07: i just looked too :-[
siLEntTriGGr: LOL
Aahhhh ChU (12:45:29 AM): ha
Aahhhh ChU (12:45:30 AM): fu
siLEntTriGGr (12:45:33 AM): did u look
Aahhhh ChU (12:45:40 AM): who wouldnt look
siLEntTriGGr (12:45:46 AM): lmao
Aahhhh ChU (12:45:54 AM): FUCK YOU now i cant concentrate
mahreeyah07: look behind you
siLEntTriGGr: i looked
siLEntTriGGr: (i seriously did)
mahreeyah07: HAHAHA
mahreeyah07: and wat did u find
siLEntTriGGr: um
siLEntTriGGr: nothing
siLEntTriGGr: i just looked 2 more times
mahreeyah07: exactly.
siLEntTriGGr: ii get scared
mahreeyah07: lol..i dont kno wat i'm saying
mahreeyah07: aw dont be scared
siLEntTriGGr: lol
siLEntTriGGr: seriously
mahreeyah07: just remember that ghost in gothika
mahreeyah07: and u wont be scared
siLEntTriGGr: if u tell me to look behind me
siLEntTriGGr: i seriously have to look
siLEntTriGGr: and i didnt need that
mahreeyah07: lmao
mahreeyah07: ahh...now i'm scared.
mahreeyah07: i just looked too :-[
siLEntTriGGr: LOL
Monday, December 08, 2003
Sunday, December 07, 2003
Friday, December 05, 2003
Thursday, December 04, 2003
ManGchU: oh dude your angel eyes look sooooooooo tite
siLEntTriGGr: thanks
siLEntTriGGr: whened u see
ManGchU: from lamppost
siLEntTriGGr: lol
ManGchU: on the way back when you were following me
ManGchU: i couldn't stop looking
siLEntTriGGr: hahaaha
siLEntTriGGr: thats awesome :-D
siLEntTriGGr: u can see em in the day?
ManGchU: seriously, the nicest thing i've ever seen
ManGchU: hell yea
siLEntTriGGr: or do u hafta actually look for em
ManGchU: i just glanded in my rear view mirror and that's the first thing i noticed
siLEntTriGGr: nice
siLEntTriGGr: lol
ManGchU: i was like HOLY MUTHERFUCKIN SHIAT
siLEntTriGGr: ive never seen them on the road
ManGchU: yea me neither
ManGchU: they're sooooo nice
hahah, makes me happy, thanks matt
siLEntTriGGr: thanks
siLEntTriGGr: whened u see
ManGchU: from lamppost
siLEntTriGGr: lol
ManGchU: on the way back when you were following me
ManGchU: i couldn't stop looking
siLEntTriGGr: hahaaha
siLEntTriGGr: thats awesome :-D
siLEntTriGGr: u can see em in the day?
ManGchU: seriously, the nicest thing i've ever seen
ManGchU: hell yea
siLEntTriGGr: or do u hafta actually look for em
ManGchU: i just glanded in my rear view mirror and that's the first thing i noticed
siLEntTriGGr: nice
siLEntTriGGr: lol
ManGchU: i was like HOLY MUTHERFUCKIN SHIAT
siLEntTriGGr: ive never seen them on the road
ManGchU: yea me neither
ManGchU: they're sooooo nice
hahah, makes me happy, thanks matt
http://www.roadragers.com/test/index.htm
Safety:
You are a Safe Driver
Your Safety Score: 70 %
The average score among all people who have taken this test is 67.69%
Aggressiveness:
You are a Marginally Aggressive Driver
Your Degree of Aggressiveness: 50 %
The average score among all people who have taken this test is 57.66%
Courtesy:
You are a Courteous Driver
Your Courtesy Score: 75 %
The average score among all people who have taken this test is 74.28%
Rage:
You are a Fairly Calm Driver
Your Degree of Rage: 42.5 %
The average score among all people who have taken this test is 53.74%
Safety:
You are a Safe Driver
Your Safety Score: 70 %
The average score among all people who have taken this test is 67.69%
Aggressiveness:
You are a Marginally Aggressive Driver
Your Degree of Aggressiveness: 50 %
The average score among all people who have taken this test is 57.66%
Courtesy:
You are a Courteous Driver
Your Courtesy Score: 75 %
The average score among all people who have taken this test is 74.28%
Rage:
You are a Fairly Calm Driver
Your Degree of Rage: 42.5 %
The average score among all people who have taken this test is 53.74%
Wednesday, December 03, 2003
xo mademoiselle: i bought my friend a balloon for her birthday
xo mademoiselle: and when i went home
xo mademoiselle: it popped
xo mademoiselle: and i had to give her
xo mademoiselle: a defalated balloon
siLEntTriGGr: u suck
siLEntTriGGr: haha
siLEntTriGGr: wheres may balloon
xo mademoiselle: umm
xo mademoiselle: well itz not your birthday
this convo happened today
xo mademoiselle: and when i went home
xo mademoiselle: it popped
xo mademoiselle: and i had to give her
xo mademoiselle: a defalated balloon
siLEntTriGGr: u suck
siLEntTriGGr: haha
siLEntTriGGr: wheres may balloon
xo mademoiselle: umm
xo mademoiselle: well itz not your birthday
this convo happened today
Tuesday, December 02, 2003
mom: youre getting pimples agian, you need to start eating more broccoli
me: well.... uh.... youre getting ugly, u should get more.... pretty!
dad: moms already gotten more pretty, she used to be even more ugly
LOL
my mom didnt know whether to be mad or what
my dad came in the house today singing hey ya.... lol
me: well.... uh.... youre getting ugly, u should get more.... pretty!
dad: moms already gotten more pretty, she used to be even more ugly
LOL
my mom didnt know whether to be mad or what
my dad came in the house today singing hey ya.... lol
http://www.cerritosallstars.com/
HIGHLY recommend it if u like underground/old school/classics
VERY good music
HIGHLY recommend it if u like underground/old school/classics
VERY good music
Monday, December 01, 2003
everyone thinks my dads into modding cars.....
this is how my conversations about modding my car usually go:
me: dad
dad [normal face]: yes?
me: i wanna get rims
dad [puts on sad depressed dissapointed face]: what? (low voice)
me: i wanna get rims
dad [sad depressed dissapointed face]: no (low voice)
me: i wanna get rims
dad [sad depressed dissapointed face]: ::shakes head slowly::
me: i wanna get rims
dad [sad depressed dissapointed face]: ::shakes head slowly::
me: why cant i?
dad [sad depressed dissapointed face]: study hard jason (in low voice)
::i walk away::
my dad seriously thinks i cant get into college, it sucks
this is how my conversations about modding my car usually go:
me: dad
dad [normal face]: yes?
me: i wanna get rims
dad [puts on sad depressed dissapointed face]: what? (low voice)
me: i wanna get rims
dad [sad depressed dissapointed face]: no (low voice)
me: i wanna get rims
dad [sad depressed dissapointed face]: ::shakes head slowly::
me: i wanna get rims
dad [sad depressed dissapointed face]: ::shakes head slowly::
me: why cant i?
dad [sad depressed dissapointed face]: study hard jason (in low voice)
::i walk away::
my dad seriously thinks i cant get into college, it sucks
Mase 8 8 6 6: did i tell u about the dream i had where i bought a skyline off ebay for 13.50 at mint condition and turns all my money was stolen
siLEntTriGGr: lol
siLEntTriGGr: wait
siLEntTriGGr: so u didnt get it?
Mase 8 8 6 6: i remember driving it
Mase 8 8 6 6: and the speedometer jumped by 10s.
Mase 8 8 6 6: lol
Mase 8 8 6 6: but then i had to give it back becuase i had $0
siLEntTriGGr: lol
siLEntTriGGr: awwwwwww
siLEntTriGGr: hahhahah
Mase 8 8 6 6: otherwise thats the equivalent of a topnotch wet dream
siLEntTriGGr: lol
siLEntTriGGr: lol
siLEntTriGGr: wait
siLEntTriGGr: so u didnt get it?
Mase 8 8 6 6: i remember driving it
Mase 8 8 6 6: and the speedometer jumped by 10s.
Mase 8 8 6 6: lol
Mase 8 8 6 6: but then i had to give it back becuase i had $0
siLEntTriGGr: lol
siLEntTriGGr: awwwwwww
siLEntTriGGr: hahhahah
Mase 8 8 6 6: otherwise thats the equivalent of a topnotch wet dream
siLEntTriGGr: lol
Grand Prize Winner will receive:
One (1) customized limited edition 1999 Nissan Skyline show vehicle specially customized by Electronic Arts (the "Prize Vehicle"). Prize Vehicle will be equipped custom Sparco seats, custom paint and graphics similar in design to the Electronics Arts' "Need for Speed™ Underground" game hero car, built-in passenger seat PlayStation® 2 computer entertainment system and a custom-installed Kenwood audio system. The Prize Vehicle has approximately 28,000 miles and will be delivered to the winner in "as is" condition, without warranty of any kind, express or implied, and only if the Prize Vehicle has, at Electronic Arts' direction, been "federalized" (i.e. made street-legal) for street use in the United States. The approximate retail value (the "ARV") of the Prize Vehicle is $75,000.
One (1) customized limited edition 1999 Nissan Skyline show vehicle specially customized by Electronic Arts (the "Prize Vehicle"). Prize Vehicle will be equipped custom Sparco seats, custom paint and graphics similar in design to the Electronics Arts' "Need for Speed™ Underground" game hero car, built-in passenger seat PlayStation® 2 computer entertainment system and a custom-installed Kenwood audio system. The Prize Vehicle has approximately 28,000 miles and will be delivered to the winner in "as is" condition, without warranty of any kind, express or implied, and only if the Prize Vehicle has, at Electronic Arts' direction, been "federalized" (i.e. made street-legal) for street use in the United States. The approximate retail value (the "ARV") of the Prize Vehicle is $75,000.
x a j u i c e: but i still feel like crap
siLEntTriGGr: told ya
siLEntTriGGr: that might be because u had a dildo up ur ass
x a j u i c e: true
x a j u i c e: but i remembered i let you borrow it
x a j u i c e: and yous till haven't given it back
siLEntTriGGr: oh
siLEntTriGGr: im keepn it
x a j u i c e: i don't use it anymore anyway
siLEntTriGGr: haha
siLEntTriGGr: sure
siLEntTriGGr: is that why u wrote ur name on it with perm marker
x a j u i c e: i don't use it anymore
x a j u i c e: so you probably wrote it on there to remind you of me
siLEntTriGGr: did i just get fucking owned, yes, i did
siLEntTriGGr: haha
siLEntTriGGr: fuck u!
x a j u i c e: lol
siLEntTriGGr: told ya
siLEntTriGGr: that might be because u had a dildo up ur ass
x a j u i c e: true
x a j u i c e: but i remembered i let you borrow it
x a j u i c e: and yous till haven't given it back
siLEntTriGGr: oh
siLEntTriGGr: im keepn it
x a j u i c e: i don't use it anymore anyway
siLEntTriGGr: haha
siLEntTriGGr: sure
siLEntTriGGr: is that why u wrote ur name on it with perm marker
x a j u i c e: i don't use it anymore
x a j u i c e: so you probably wrote it on there to remind you of me
siLEntTriGGr: did i just get fucking owned, yes, i did
siLEntTriGGr: haha
siLEntTriGGr: fuck u!
x a j u i c e: lol
http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=127340
TRL giving away a SKYLINE!!!!!!!!!!
heres what i got from the site....no pics however
Need For Speed Underground
Keep your eyes peeled--we'll be giving you a new clue each day in our Need for Speed Underground contest from December 1 to December 5. Each day, one video on the countdown will have a special license plate with a new digit appearing on it. Be the first to call the 1-800 number given on Friday December 5 and correctly identify the videos in which you saw all 5 digits, and you might be driving off in a tricked-out 1999 Nissan Skyline show vehicle specially customized by Electronic Arts. Check out the official rules to find out more.
TRL giving away a SKYLINE!!!!!!!!!!
heres what i got from the site....no pics however
Need For Speed Underground
Keep your eyes peeled--we'll be giving you a new clue each day in our Need for Speed Underground contest from December 1 to December 5. Each day, one video on the countdown will have a special license plate with a new digit appearing on it. Be the first to call the 1-800 number given on Friday December 5 and correctly identify the videos in which you saw all 5 digits, and you might be driving off in a tricked-out 1999 Nissan Skyline show vehicle specially customized by Electronic Arts. Check out the official rules to find out more.
odear j en zhere: nite, boo
siLEntTriGGr: um
siLEntTriGGr: is that like
siLEntTriGGr: a boooooo
siLEntTriGGr: like thumbs down
siLEntTriGGr: or boo
siLEntTriGGr: like rappers call their girlfrinds
odear j en zhere: isnt it what
odear j en zhere: girls call guys?
odear j en zhere: haha
siLEntTriGGr: not sure
odear j en zhere: or is it both
siLEntTriGGr: i thought rappers called their girlfriend sthat
odear j en zhere: oh
odear j en zhere: well
siLEntTriGGr: not sure
odear j en zhere: im the rapper
odear j en zhere: and youre the girlfriend
odear j en zhere: haha
siLEntTriGGr: aw
siLEntTriGGr: thankies suga daddy
odear j en zhere: hahaha
odear j en zhere: they say thankies?
siLEntTriGGr: im not sure
siLEntTriGGr: do they
odear j en zhere: i have no clue
siLEntTriGGr: im ur down ass bitch
odear j en zhere: damn right you are
odear j en zhere: wheres my cristal
siLEntTriGGr: in the diamond studded fridge
odear j en zhere: haha
siLEntTriGGr: um
siLEntTriGGr: is that like
siLEntTriGGr: a boooooo
siLEntTriGGr: like thumbs down
siLEntTriGGr: or boo
siLEntTriGGr: like rappers call their girlfrinds
odear j en zhere: isnt it what
odear j en zhere: girls call guys?
odear j en zhere: haha
siLEntTriGGr: not sure
odear j en zhere: or is it both
siLEntTriGGr: i thought rappers called their girlfriend sthat
odear j en zhere: oh
odear j en zhere: well
siLEntTriGGr: not sure
odear j en zhere: im the rapper
odear j en zhere: and youre the girlfriend
odear j en zhere: haha
siLEntTriGGr: aw
siLEntTriGGr: thankies suga daddy
odear j en zhere: hahaha
odear j en zhere: they say thankies?
siLEntTriGGr: im not sure
siLEntTriGGr: do they
odear j en zhere: i have no clue
siLEntTriGGr: im ur down ass bitch
odear j en zhere: damn right you are
odear j en zhere: wheres my cristal
siLEntTriGGr: in the diamond studded fridge
odear j en zhere: haha
Sunday, November 30, 2003
odear j en zhere: i like the icon haha
siLEntTriGGr: perv
odear j en zhere: hahaha
odear j en zhere: how can you say imma perv already
siLEntTriGGr: i mean u liking my icon
odear j en zhere: oh
odear j en zhere: are they..
odear j en zhere: oh
odear j en zhere: OH
odear j en zhere: oh?
odear j en zhere: hahaha
siLEntTriGGr: HAHAH
siLEntTriGGr: perv
odear j en zhere: hahaha
odear j en zhere: how can you say imma perv already
siLEntTriGGr: i mean u liking my icon
odear j en zhere: oh
odear j en zhere: are they..
odear j en zhere: oh
odear j en zhere: OH
odear j en zhere: oh?
odear j en zhere: hahaha
siLEntTriGGr: HAHAH
Saturday, November 29, 2003
Friday, November 28, 2003
Thursday, November 27, 2003
Tuesday, November 25, 2003
xo mademoiselle: this is getting sad
xo mademoiselle: the more i talk to you
xo mademoiselle: the more stupid i get
siLEntTriGGr: maybe
siLEntTriGGr: u were always stupdi
siLEntTriGGr: i just bring it out in u
xo mademoiselle: and you
xo mademoiselle: haha
xo mademoiselle: well im not pregnant
xo mademoiselle: so im not
xo mademoiselle: THAT stupid
siLEntTriGGr: yes u are
siLEntTriGGr: are u saying pregnant people are stupid
xo mademoiselle: no
xo mademoiselle: im saying
xo mademoiselle: pregnant teens are stupid
siLEntTriGGr: what if they got raped
siLEntTriGGr: are u saying those poor souls are stupid
siLEntTriGGr: it wasnt their fault
xo mademoiselle: um no
xo mademoiselle: but they could have
xo mademoiselle: no
xo mademoiselle: i mean
xo mademoiselle: UGH
xo mademoiselle: FINE
xo mademoiselle: I ADMIT IT
xo mademoiselle: IM STUPID
xo mademoiselle: THERE
xo mademoiselle: HAPPY!
xo mademoiselle: the more i talk to you
xo mademoiselle: the more stupid i get
siLEntTriGGr: maybe
siLEntTriGGr: u were always stupdi
siLEntTriGGr: i just bring it out in u
xo mademoiselle: and you
xo mademoiselle: haha
xo mademoiselle: well im not pregnant
xo mademoiselle: so im not
xo mademoiselle: THAT stupid
siLEntTriGGr: yes u are
siLEntTriGGr: are u saying pregnant people are stupid
xo mademoiselle: no
xo mademoiselle: im saying
xo mademoiselle: pregnant teens are stupid
siLEntTriGGr: what if they got raped
siLEntTriGGr: are u saying those poor souls are stupid
siLEntTriGGr: it wasnt their fault
xo mademoiselle: um no
xo mademoiselle: but they could have
xo mademoiselle: no
xo mademoiselle: i mean
xo mademoiselle: UGH
xo mademoiselle: FINE
xo mademoiselle: I ADMIT IT
xo mademoiselle: IM STUPID
xo mademoiselle: THERE
xo mademoiselle: HAPPY!
siLEntTriGGr: are u the one
siLEntTriGGr: where i said i heard about um
siLEntTriGGr: all american rejects before her
siLEntTriGGr: and the crazy bitch freaked out
xo mademoiselle: no
siLEntTriGGr: oh damnit
siLEntTriGGr: then shes not a bitch
xo mademoiselle: haha
xo mademoiselle: no
xo mademoiselle: still not me
xo mademoiselle: I JUST GOT THAT
xo mademoiselle: MEAN!
siLEntTriGGr: i know
siLEntTriGGr: hahahahah
siLEntTriGGr: where i said i heard about um
siLEntTriGGr: all american rejects before her
siLEntTriGGr: and the crazy bitch freaked out
xo mademoiselle: no
siLEntTriGGr: oh damnit
siLEntTriGGr: then shes not a bitch
xo mademoiselle: haha
xo mademoiselle: no
xo mademoiselle: still not me
xo mademoiselle: I JUST GOT THAT
xo mademoiselle: MEAN!
siLEntTriGGr: i know
siLEntTriGGr: hahahahah
siLEntTriGGr: i heard about them before u
xo mademoiselle: and you this because
xo mademoiselle: you know this because
siLEntTriGGr: i just do
xo mademoiselle: my friend
xo mademoiselle: knows the lead singer
xo mademoiselle: so
xo mademoiselle: she told me all about them
xo mademoiselle: before they got popular
siLEntTriGGr: i had sex with their drummer
xo mademoiselle: you wi
xo mademoiselle: n
siLEntTriGGr: yeah
siLEntTriGGr: give up
xo mademoiselle: and you this because
xo mademoiselle: you know this because
siLEntTriGGr: i just do
xo mademoiselle: my friend
xo mademoiselle: knows the lead singer
xo mademoiselle: so
xo mademoiselle: she told me all about them
xo mademoiselle: before they got popular
siLEntTriGGr: i had sex with their drummer
xo mademoiselle: you wi
xo mademoiselle: n
siLEntTriGGr: yeah
siLEntTriGGr: give up
siLEntTriGGr: my car is 2.5L 170hp
E x Y 1 e: nice?
E x Y 1 e: mine's 1.8 125
siLEntTriGGr: how much torque tho
E x Y 1 e: 340
siLEntTriGGr: haha
siLEntTriGGr: is it more than 100
E x Y 1 e: fuck u
E x Y 1 e: lol i dont konw what it is
siLEntTriGGr: haha
siLEntTriGGr: sigh
E x Y 1 e: its shitty
E x Y 1 e: lets just say
E x Y 1 e: if im not going 50 on a hill
E x Y 1 e: i start going backwards
siLEntTriGGr: haha
E x Y 1 e: nice?
E x Y 1 e: mine's 1.8 125
siLEntTriGGr: how much torque tho
E x Y 1 e: 340
siLEntTriGGr: haha
siLEntTriGGr: is it more than 100
E x Y 1 e: fuck u
E x Y 1 e: lol i dont konw what it is
siLEntTriGGr: haha
siLEntTriGGr: sigh
E x Y 1 e: its shitty
E x Y 1 e: lets just say
E x Y 1 e: if im not going 50 on a hill
E x Y 1 e: i start going backwards
siLEntTriGGr: haha
Jessgirl5000: im so inlove with that bag
Jessgirl5000: its so beautiful
Jessgirl5000: most gorgeous leather i have ever seen
Jessgirl5000: and such a great color
siLEntTriGGr: leather?
siLEntTriGGr: whats leather
Jessgirl5000: omg
Jessgirl5000: leather
Jessgirl5000: ANIMAL HIDE
Jessgirl5000: OMG
siLEntTriGGr: im sorry, your aristocratic language doesnt register in my 3rd class mind
Jessgirl5000: WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM
Jessgirl5000: leather!!!
siLEntTriGGr: i love you too
Jessgirl5000: omg
Jessgirl5000: you have to be kidding
siLEntTriGGr: u mean the seats in my car?
Jessgirl5000: yes
siLEntTriGGr: actually
siLEntTriGGr: thats leatherette
Jessgirl5000: omg stupid!!!
siLEntTriGGr: i know what leather is
siLEntTriGGr: jeeeeeez
siLEntTriGGr: u think that lowly of me
Jessgirl5000: haha
Jessgirl5000: its possible
Jessgirl5000: its so beautiful
Jessgirl5000: most gorgeous leather i have ever seen
Jessgirl5000: and such a great color
siLEntTriGGr: leather?
siLEntTriGGr: whats leather
Jessgirl5000: omg
Jessgirl5000: leather
Jessgirl5000: ANIMAL HIDE
Jessgirl5000: OMG
siLEntTriGGr: im sorry, your aristocratic language doesnt register in my 3rd class mind
Jessgirl5000: WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM
Jessgirl5000: leather!!!
siLEntTriGGr: i love you too
Jessgirl5000: omg
Jessgirl5000: you have to be kidding
siLEntTriGGr: u mean the seats in my car?
Jessgirl5000: yes
siLEntTriGGr: actually
siLEntTriGGr: thats leatherette
Jessgirl5000: omg stupid!!!
siLEntTriGGr: i know what leather is
siLEntTriGGr: jeeeeeez
siLEntTriGGr: u think that lowly of me
Jessgirl5000: haha
Jessgirl5000: its possible
siLEntTriGGr: and, i offered to pick u up
Jessgirl5000: so still its not like my parents would be like
Jessgirl5000: ok sure
Jessgirl5000: jsut leave the house
Jessgirl5000: and dont close the gate
Jessgirl5000: and let solicitors come onto the property
siLEntTriGGr: u have a gate?!?!
Jessgirl5000: um ya
siLEntTriGGr: why didnt u just ask your maids to close the gate then
Jessgirl5000: I DONT HAVE ANY MAIDS
siLEntTriGGr: or maybe your helicoptor pilot
Jessgirl5000: so still its not like my parents would be like
Jessgirl5000: ok sure
Jessgirl5000: jsut leave the house
Jessgirl5000: and dont close the gate
Jessgirl5000: and let solicitors come onto the property
siLEntTriGGr: u have a gate?!?!
Jessgirl5000: um ya
siLEntTriGGr: why didnt u just ask your maids to close the gate then
Jessgirl5000: I DONT HAVE ANY MAIDS
siLEntTriGGr: or maybe your helicoptor pilot
siLEntTriGGr: http://www.petatv.com/tvpopup/video.asp?video=mym2002
x a j u i c e: wtf
x a j u i c e: this is sexy
x a j u i c e: i'm going to laugh as i eat my fried chicken tonight
x a j u i c e: why am i watching... oh yea, because this makes me hungry
x a j u i c e: that video was hot
x a j u i c e: i need to go whack off
siLEntTriGGr: haha
x a j u i c e: branding the cows almost made me climax
x a j u i c e: wtf
x a j u i c e: this is sexy
x a j u i c e: i'm going to laugh as i eat my fried chicken tonight
x a j u i c e: why am i watching... oh yea, because this makes me hungry
x a j u i c e: that video was hot
x a j u i c e: i need to go whack off
siLEntTriGGr: haha
x a j u i c e: branding the cows almost made me climax
xo mademoiselle: theres this
xo mademoiselle: thing in your arm
xo mademoiselle: that you like do this thing too
xo mademoiselle: and over a period of time
xo mademoiselle: it makes your boobsbigger
xo mademoiselle: why...do you want boobs?
siLEntTriGGr: i can do that
xo mademoiselle: ha
siLEntTriGGr: just by pulling on your nipples
xo mademoiselle: no..pulling on your nipples
xo mademoiselle: could result in
xo mademoiselle: no nipples
xo mademoiselle: and that is nasty
xo mademoiselle: thing in your arm
xo mademoiselle: that you like do this thing too
xo mademoiselle: and over a period of time
xo mademoiselle: it makes your boobsbigger
xo mademoiselle: why...do you want boobs?
siLEntTriGGr: i can do that
xo mademoiselle: ha
siLEntTriGGr: just by pulling on your nipples
xo mademoiselle: no..pulling on your nipples
xo mademoiselle: could result in
xo mademoiselle: no nipples
xo mademoiselle: and that is nasty
Monday, November 24, 2003
Sunday, November 23, 2003
xo mademoiselle: im just need
xo mademoiselle: a freakin break
xo mademoiselle: BREAK
xo mademoiselle: BREAK RBEAK
siLEntTriGGr: u do
xo mademoiselle: alkkkkkkkkkkkkkkdsjiafjailojakldajs90ruijeadssssssssssssslkjqwe9pu3pujlkasoiq
siLEntTriGGr: this weekend
xo mademoiselle: lol
xo mademoiselle: noo
xo mademoiselle: but like
xo mademoiselle: one forever
xo mademoiselle: so i can hang out with people
xo mademoiselle: i need time to hang out
xo mademoiselle: a freakin break
xo mademoiselle: BREAK
xo mademoiselle: BREAK RBEAK
siLEntTriGGr: u do
xo mademoiselle: alkkkkkkkkkkkkkkdsjiafjailojakldajs90ruijeadssssssssssssslkjqwe9pu3pujlkasoiq
siLEntTriGGr: this weekend
xo mademoiselle: lol
xo mademoiselle: noo
xo mademoiselle: but like
xo mademoiselle: one forever
xo mademoiselle: so i can hang out with people
xo mademoiselle: i need time to hang out
Saturday, November 22, 2003
Friday, November 21, 2003
Thursday, November 20, 2003
SPORTS COMMENTATOR SLIP-UPS
- "Sure, there have been deaths in boxing, but none of them
serious."(AlanMinter)
-"Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Darryl Gibson comes inside of him." (New Zealand rugby commentator Murray Mexted)
- "This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother." (Ted Walsh horse racing commentator)
- "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body." (Winston Bennett)
- "The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it,
which is identical." (Murray Walker - F1 racing commentator)
- "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my father and mother." (Greg Norman)
- "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same
thing again." (Terry Venables - Soccer Coach)
- "Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew." (Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977)
- "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on
the field" (Metro Radio)
- "Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seems to hang in the air for even longer." (David Acfield)
- "What will you do when you leave football, Jack. Will you stay in
football?" (Stuart Hall - Radio 5 live)
- "And there goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class." (David Coleman at the Montreal Olympics)
- "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
them.....Oh my God! What have I just said?!!!" (US PGA Commentator)
- "For those of you who are watching in black and white, the blue is behind the brown." (Ted Lowe, Snooker commentator)
AND MY FAVORITE!!
a female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to
have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too as they were laughing so hard!
- "Sure, there have been deaths in boxing, but none of them
serious."(AlanMinter)
-"Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Darryl Gibson comes inside of him." (New Zealand rugby commentator Murray Mexted)
- "This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother." (Ted Walsh horse racing commentator)
- "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body." (Winston Bennett)
- "The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it,
which is identical." (Murray Walker - F1 racing commentator)
- "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my father and mother." (Greg Norman)
- "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same
thing again." (Terry Venables - Soccer Coach)
- "Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew." (Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977)
- "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on
the field" (Metro Radio)
- "Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seems to hang in the air for even longer." (David Acfield)
- "What will you do when you leave football, Jack. Will you stay in
football?" (Stuart Hall - Radio 5 live)
- "And there goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class." (David Coleman at the Montreal Olympics)
- "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
them.....Oh my God! What have I just said?!!!" (US PGA Commentator)
- "For those of you who are watching in black and white, the blue is behind the brown." (Ted Lowe, Snooker commentator)
AND MY FAVORITE!!
a female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to
have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too as they were laughing so hard!
siLEntTriGGr: nice comp
ChEnZoNgHuA 4 17: yeah i know
ChEnZoNgHuA 4 17: i have it on bags
siLEntTriGGr: haha
siLEntTriGGr: fag
ChEnZoNgHuA 4 17: a cool 533 mHz
siLEntTriGGr: mines 600
ChEnZoNgHuA 4 17: damn you
ChEnZoNgHuA 4 17: you win this time
siLEntTriGGr: lol
ChEnZoNgHuA 4 17: my one b4 was 75 mHz
siLEntTriGGr: haha
siLEntTriGGr: nice
ChEnZoNgHuA 4 17: i had that one on dubs
ChEnZoNgHuA 4 17: it froze so much cause i put so much ice on it
siLEntTriGGr: haha
ChEnZoNgHuA 4 17: yeah i know
ChEnZoNgHuA 4 17: i have it on bags
siLEntTriGGr: haha
siLEntTriGGr: fag
ChEnZoNgHuA 4 17: a cool 533 mHz
siLEntTriGGr: mines 600
ChEnZoNgHuA 4 17: damn you
ChEnZoNgHuA 4 17: you win this time
siLEntTriGGr: lol
ChEnZoNgHuA 4 17: my one b4 was 75 mHz
siLEntTriGGr: haha
siLEntTriGGr: nice
ChEnZoNgHuA 4 17: i had that one on dubs
ChEnZoNgHuA 4 17: it froze so much cause i put so much ice on it
siLEntTriGGr: haha
Wednesday, November 19, 2003
I never quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.
I have never figured out why the sexual desire gene gets thrown into a state of turmoil, when it hears the words "I do."
One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said "WHAT????!!!" So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear..."You must not be in tune with my emotional needs as a woman." I am thinking "what was her first clue?" I finally realized that nothing was going to happen that night so I went to sleep.
The very next day, we went shopping at a big, unnamed dept. store... I walked around with her while she tried on three different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her to take all three. She wanted matching shoes, I said "lets get a pair for each outfit."
We went to the jewelry dept. where she gets a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you ... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.
I think I threw her for a loop when I said it was OK. She was almost sexually excited from all of this. You should have seen her face when she said "I think this is all dear, lets go to the cash register." I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out "No honey, I don't feel like buying all of this stuff now."
You should have seen her face...it went completely blank. I then said "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me I added, "You must not be in tune with my financial needs as a man."
I figure that I won't be having sex again until sometime after the
spring of 2008.
I have never figured out why the sexual desire gene gets thrown into a state of turmoil, when it hears the words "I do."
One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said "WHAT????!!!" So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear..."You must not be in tune with my emotional needs as a woman." I am thinking "what was her first clue?" I finally realized that nothing was going to happen that night so I went to sleep.
The very next day, we went shopping at a big, unnamed dept. store... I walked around with her while she tried on three different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her to take all three. She wanted matching shoes, I said "lets get a pair for each outfit."
We went to the jewelry dept. where she gets a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you ... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.
I think I threw her for a loop when I said it was OK. She was almost sexually excited from all of this. You should have seen her face when she said "I think this is all dear, lets go to the cash register." I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out "No honey, I don't feel like buying all of this stuff now."
You should have seen her face...it went completely blank. I then said "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me I added, "You must not be in tune with my financial needs as a man."
I figure that I won't be having sex again until sometime after the
spring of 2008.
siLEntTriGGr: i hope ur enjoying it ont he same level as me
odear j en zhere: i fully enojyed it
siLEntTriGGr: GOOD
odear j en zhere: haha
siLEntTriGGr: but not to my level
odear j en zhere: no
odear j en zhere: nowhere near your level
odear j en zhere: hahaha
siLEntTriGGr: :-(
siLEntTriGGr: u missed out then
odear j en zhere: no
odear j en zhere: i still got aroused..?
odear j en zhere: i fully enojyed it
siLEntTriGGr: GOOD
odear j en zhere: haha
siLEntTriGGr: but not to my level
odear j en zhere: no
odear j en zhere: nowhere near your level
odear j en zhere: hahaha
siLEntTriGGr: :-(
siLEntTriGGr: u missed out then
odear j en zhere: no
odear j en zhere: i still got aroused..?
siLEntTriGGr: http://www2.victoriassecret.com/images/prodlgvw/V234002.jpg
m z JACK1Ewack1e: omg your obsessed
siLEntTriGGr: no
siLEntTriGGr: just horny
m z JACK1Ewack1e: HAHAHAHAHAHA
m z JACK1Ewack1e: LOL
siLEntTriGGr: wat do u expect after watching a million girls in thongs and shiet walking all over the place
m z JACK1Ewack1e: ahgaahhahahaha dude
m z JACK1Ewack1e: go jeck off or somethin
siLEntTriGGr: what
siLEntTriGGr: no
m z JACK1Ewack1e: HAHA
siLEntTriGGr: im gonna let this boner last forever
siLEntTriGGr: because the show was that good
m z JACK1Ewack1e: HAHAHAHHAHA THATZ REALLY SICK
siLEntTriGGr: i need a reminder
siLEntTriGGr: and i actually dont have a boner, but i had to say i do to make it funny
m z JACK1Ewack1e: ahahahahahahahhahaha
m z JACK1Ewack1e: omg your obsessed
siLEntTriGGr: no
siLEntTriGGr: just horny
m z JACK1Ewack1e: HAHAHAHAHAHA
m z JACK1Ewack1e: LOL
siLEntTriGGr: wat do u expect after watching a million girls in thongs and shiet walking all over the place
m z JACK1Ewack1e: ahgaahhahahaha dude
m z JACK1Ewack1e: go jeck off or somethin
siLEntTriGGr: what
siLEntTriGGr: no
m z JACK1Ewack1e: HAHA
siLEntTriGGr: im gonna let this boner last forever
siLEntTriGGr: because the show was that good
m z JACK1Ewack1e: HAHAHAHHAHA THATZ REALLY SICK
siLEntTriGGr: i need a reminder
siLEntTriGGr: and i actually dont have a boner, but i had to say i do to make it funny
m z JACK1Ewack1e: ahahahahahahahhahaha
mmmmmm my favorite bra was the white one with black flames... awesome
also, TYRA BANKS IS HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
and sting is a pimp, and the song he sang rocks, and he looks funny in his all black dress looking outfit
and mary j blige sucks, hated her music
and eve looks stupid as hell dressed up all pretty
if ur gonna be a gangsta rapper, dont get dolled up, looks stupid as hell
also, TYRA BANKS IS HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
and sting is a pimp, and the song he sang rocks, and he looks funny in his all black dress looking outfit
and mary j blige sucks, hated her music
and eve looks stupid as hell dressed up all pretty
if ur gonna be a gangsta rapper, dont get dolled up, looks stupid as hell
Tuesday, November 18, 2003
in art class:
sean: remember i used to say "hey" to you on AIM and you would just go "not much", like wtf, i didnt even ask anything yet, and you already skipped to the answer.
brandon: yeah, thats cuz youre gonna ask it anyways, stupid bullshit convos, you say "wats up", i say "not much, u?", you say "not much". just skip all that bullshit. next time i'll just say "later"
hah, maybe u dont get it, it was funny at the time
sean: remember i used to say "hey" to you on AIM and you would just go "not much", like wtf, i didnt even ask anything yet, and you already skipped to the answer.
brandon: yeah, thats cuz youre gonna ask it anyways, stupid bullshit convos, you say "wats up", i say "not much, u?", you say "not much". just skip all that bullshit. next time i'll just say "later"
hah, maybe u dont get it, it was funny at the time
siLEntTriGGr: i bet u have a&f stuff
siLEntTriGGr: traitor
odear j en zhere: i have none
odear j en zhere: their stuff is kinda cheapish
odear j en zhere: haha
odear j en zhere: and expensive
odear j en zhere: i go to hollister
siLEntTriGGr: hmmmm
siLEntTriGGr: all that stuff is expensive
siLEntTriGGr: i go to ross, its cheapish
odear j en zhere: hahahaha
odear j en zhere: ross
odear j en zhere: i go to gap the most
odear j en zhere: gap and nordstroms
odear j en zhere: they have good stuff
siLEntTriGGr: ross and marshalls
odear j en zhere: their stuff has defects
odear j en zhere: haha
siLEntTriGGr: thats why i can afford it
odear j en zhere: haha
siLEntTriGGr: traitor
odear j en zhere: i have none
odear j en zhere: their stuff is kinda cheapish
odear j en zhere: haha
odear j en zhere: and expensive
odear j en zhere: i go to hollister
siLEntTriGGr: hmmmm
siLEntTriGGr: all that stuff is expensive
siLEntTriGGr: i go to ross, its cheapish
odear j en zhere: hahahaha
odear j en zhere: ross
odear j en zhere: i go to gap the most
odear j en zhere: gap and nordstroms
odear j en zhere: they have good stuff
siLEntTriGGr: ross and marshalls
odear j en zhere: their stuff has defects
odear j en zhere: haha
siLEntTriGGr: thats why i can afford it
odear j en zhere: haha
goddamnit im so pissed right now, my mom says i have to fucking get a fucking 1400 on the goddamn SATs, thats fucking unrealistic
how can that stupid crazy bitch expect ME to get a 1400 on my FIRST try.
fucking, fuck her, i wish i had a punching bag
i already know my score, its way under a 1400...... and shes fucking threatening me by taking away privleges and shit.... goddamnit, and theres nothing i can do
i hope she fucking walks into a goddamn wall and knocks her dumb ass out
how can that stupid crazy bitch expect ME to get a 1400 on my FIRST try.
fucking, fuck her, i wish i had a punching bag
i already know my score, its way under a 1400...... and shes fucking threatening me by taking away privleges and shit.... goddamnit, and theres nothing i can do
i hope she fucking walks into a goddamn wall and knocks her dumb ass out
this makes folding clothes 100000000000000000 times easier!
http://homepage10.seed.net.tw/web@1/iget/clothes.wmv
http://homepage10.seed.net.tw/web@1/iget/clothes.wmv
Monday, November 17, 2003
Sunday, November 16, 2003
Saturday, November 15, 2003
Friday, November 14, 2003
Thursday, November 13, 2003
Wednesday, November 12, 2003
siLEntTriGGr: my bros been listening to california love for the last hour....... and all i hear is this one beat going AGIAN AND AGIAN AND AGIAN
Anjewel777: HA HA HA HA
Anjewel777: bu toozie paloozie?
Anjewel777: TyTe! at least it's not it's a small world afterall
siLEntTriGGr: Anjewel777: bu toozie paloozie?
siLEntTriGGr: wtf
Anjewel777: by*
Anjewel777: tupac
siLEntTriGGr: damnit
siLEntTriGGr: u just gheyed 2pacs name
siLEntTriGGr: i didnt know it was possible
Anjewel777: LoL
Anjewel777: meanie
Anjewel777: i gay up your name
Anjewel777: jason wason
Anjewel777: jasey wasey
Anjewel777: HA HA HA HA
Anjewel777: bu toozie paloozie?
Anjewel777: TyTe! at least it's not it's a small world afterall
siLEntTriGGr: Anjewel777: bu toozie paloozie?
siLEntTriGGr: wtf
Anjewel777: by*
Anjewel777: tupac
siLEntTriGGr: damnit
siLEntTriGGr: u just gheyed 2pacs name
siLEntTriGGr: i didnt know it was possible
Anjewel777: LoL
Anjewel777: meanie
Anjewel777: i gay up your name
Anjewel777: jason wason
Anjewel777: jasey wasey
Tuesday, November 11, 2003
Budweiser - Mr. All-You-Can-Eat Buffet Inventor.mp3
Budweiser - Mr. Athletic Cup Inventor.mp3
Budweiser - Mr. Bass Plaque Maker.mp3
Budweiser - Mr. Wrecking Ball Operator.mp3
Budweiser - Mr. Chinese Food Delivery Guy.mp3
Budweiser - Mr. Deli Meat Slicer.mp3
Budweiser - Mr. Driving Range Ball Picker Upper.mp3
Budweiser - Mr. Edible Underwear Maker.mp3
Budweiser - Mr. Foot Long Hot Dog Inventor.mp3
Budweiser - Mr. Fortune Cookie Fortune Writer.mp3
Budweiser - Mr. Giant Inflatable Pink Gorilla Maker.mp3
Budweiser - Mr Pit Crew Water Bottle Squirter.mp3
Budweiser - Mr. Giant Taco Salad Inventor.mp3
Budweiser - Mr. Jelly Donut Filler.mp3
Budweiser - Mr. Losing Locker Room Reporter.mp3
Budweiser - Mr. Major League Infield Raker.mp3
Budweiser - Mr. Male Football Cheerleader.mp3
Budweiser - Mr. Nudist Colony Activity Coordinator.mp3
Budweiser - Mr. Pro Wrestling Wardrobe Designer.mp3
Budweiser - Mr. Professional Figure Skater.mp3
Budweiser - Mr. Putt Putt Golf Course Designer.mp3
Budweiser - Mr. Really Bad Toupee Wearer.mp3
Budweiser - Mr. Silent Killer Gas Passer.mp3
Budweiser - Mr. Tiny Thong Bikini Wearer.mp3
Budweiser - Mr. Underwear Inspector # 12.mp3
Bud Light Presents - Mr. Parking Attendant Flashlight Waver.mp3
Bud Light Presents - Mr. Bowling Shoe Giver Outter.mp3
Bud Light Presents - Mr. Garden Gnome Maker.mp3
Bud Light Presents - Mr. Horse-Drawn Carriage Driver.mp3
Bud Light Presents - Mr. Outside The Stadium Peanut Seller.mp3
Bud Light Presents - Mr. Pickled Pig Feet Eater.mp3
Bud Light Presents - Mr. Supermarket Free Sample Guy.mp3
Bud Light Presents - Mr. Wedding Guitar Player.mp3
Bud Light Presents - Mr. Beach Metal Detector Guy.mp3
Bud Light Presents -Mr. Used Car Lot Auto Salesman.mp3
Budweiser - Mr. Athletic Cup Inventor.mp3
Budweiser - Mr. Bass Plaque Maker.mp3
Budweiser - Mr. Wrecking Ball Operator.mp3
Budweiser - Mr. Chinese Food Delivery Guy.mp3
Budweiser - Mr. Deli Meat Slicer.mp3
Budweiser - Mr. Driving Range Ball Picker Upper.mp3
Budweiser - Mr. Edible Underwear Maker.mp3
Budweiser - Mr. Foot Long Hot Dog Inventor.mp3
Budweiser - Mr. Fortune Cookie Fortune Writer.mp3
Budweiser - Mr. Giant Inflatable Pink Gorilla Maker.mp3
Budweiser - Mr Pit Crew Water Bottle Squirter.mp3
Budweiser - Mr. Giant Taco Salad Inventor.mp3
Budweiser - Mr. Jelly Donut Filler.mp3
Budweiser - Mr. Losing Locker Room Reporter.mp3
Budweiser - Mr. Major League Infield Raker.mp3
Budweiser - Mr. Male Football Cheerleader.mp3
Budweiser - Mr. Nudist Colony Activity Coordinator.mp3
Budweiser - Mr. Pro Wrestling Wardrobe Designer.mp3
Budweiser - Mr. Professional Figure Skater.mp3
Budweiser - Mr. Putt Putt Golf Course Designer.mp3
Budweiser - Mr. Really Bad Toupee Wearer.mp3
Budweiser - Mr. Silent Killer Gas Passer.mp3
Budweiser - Mr. Tiny Thong Bikini Wearer.mp3
Budweiser - Mr. Underwear Inspector # 12.mp3
Bud Light Presents - Mr. Parking Attendant Flashlight Waver.mp3
Bud Light Presents - Mr. Bowling Shoe Giver Outter.mp3
Bud Light Presents - Mr. Garden Gnome Maker.mp3
Bud Light Presents - Mr. Horse-Drawn Carriage Driver.mp3
Bud Light Presents - Mr. Outside The Stadium Peanut Seller.mp3
Bud Light Presents - Mr. Pickled Pig Feet Eater.mp3
Bud Light Presents - Mr. Supermarket Free Sample Guy.mp3
Bud Light Presents - Mr. Wedding Guitar Player.mp3
Bud Light Presents - Mr. Beach Metal Detector Guy.mp3
Bud Light Presents -Mr. Used Car Lot Auto Salesman.mp3
HOW CAN MY MOM SPEND 1696$ ON FUCKING FURNITURE WE DONT NEED THEN GET MAD AT ME FOR WANTING TO SPEND MONEY ON MY CAR.....
FUCKING HYPOCRITE
imagine all the shit i could get with that much money....... a BRAND SPANKING TOP OF THE LINE COMPUTER....... 56 IPODS..... RIMS AND SUSPENSION....... an AWESOME sound system...... sigh
FUCKING HYPOCRITE
imagine all the shit i could get with that much money....... a BRAND SPANKING TOP OF THE LINE COMPUTER....... 56 IPODS..... RIMS AND SUSPENSION....... an AWESOME sound system...... sigh
its vent session time:
please dont read this, cuz i'll feel stupid if u do
correction, my mom didnt spend 1000$+ on the chairs and useless crap, she spent $1696.23
that pisses me off, why do i have to feel so bad everytime i spend money on anything. ANYTHING. i feel bad when i buy food, i feel bad when i buy a cd, i feel bad for buying anything. for some reason everytime i spend money on anything, i feel guilty. i know i have a lotta nice things, but a lot i didnt ask for, or my parents didnt even buy em. like the ps2, playstation, n64, super nintendo, nintendo, gameboy, gameboy color, my md player, my sax, and other stuff, my parents didnt buy. the DID however buy me my stereo, my oakleys, my cd player, and my car...... some of those things were for christmas, and that was the ONLY thing i got....... anyways, this isnt about what i have or dont have. its about how pissed i am about always trying to save money, when my mom and my bro can just spend all that money without even batting an eye...... like my bro got straight As so he milks it for all its worth, he gets the new family guy season dvds, and he gets a gameboy game, and all this shit. when i got straight As in 8th grade, i didnt ask for anything, i didnt get anything.... but my brother will just go out and get as much shit as my parents will buy for him. at first i thought he was buying the game on his own, but he didnt my dad bought it for him. and that pissed me off.
whenever we go out, i always try to save as much as possible. even at mcdonalds i try to order the cheapest meal, because i dont want to waste money. whenever we go to best buy i rarely ever get anything, i never get cds even when my brother does. hell, even my clothes are cheap. pretty much 75% of my clothes comes from ross, marshalls, gap, old navy, or target. i dont own any pants that cost more than 20$, i dont have any shirts that cost more than $12, and i dont have any sweater/polos that were more than $20. seriously, i get like one pair of shoes a year. maybe i feel so bad about spending money is because every other day my dad has a talk with me about how "we're not rich" and how i even dream about having half hte stuff i want. ive accepted that, and everytime i freaking spend any money i feel bad.
now granted, the one thing i DO want to spend my money on is my car...... and i even feel bad about spending my OWN money on my car.... ive been saving my money since i was probably in 5th grade for my car. and now im even feeling bad about that because every time i mention anything about my car my parents get pissed at me.
ok, im probably making no sense, but basically this is wat im trying to say:
im angry because my dad always tells me about how we arnt rich and how we need to save money, making me feel guilty as hell for spending any money at all. then my mom and brother go out and spend money with disregard to anything or anyone. im angry because i feel so guilty for spending money, and they dont. that pisses me off. i wish i could spend money without caring, but i cant, i feel bad no matter what. it sucks, and its not fair.... if i didnt feel so bad for spending money. my car would be so nice right now. but no..... i cant even get my self to buy anything for my car....... GODDAMNIT IM PISSED
and i hope noone reads this......
sigh
please dont read this, cuz i'll feel stupid if u do
correction, my mom didnt spend 1000$+ on the chairs and useless crap, she spent $1696.23
that pisses me off, why do i have to feel so bad everytime i spend money on anything. ANYTHING. i feel bad when i buy food, i feel bad when i buy a cd, i feel bad for buying anything. for some reason everytime i spend money on anything, i feel guilty. i know i have a lotta nice things, but a lot i didnt ask for, or my parents didnt even buy em. like the ps2, playstation, n64, super nintendo, nintendo, gameboy, gameboy color, my md player, my sax, and other stuff, my parents didnt buy. the DID however buy me my stereo, my oakleys, my cd player, and my car...... some of those things were for christmas, and that was the ONLY thing i got....... anyways, this isnt about what i have or dont have. its about how pissed i am about always trying to save money, when my mom and my bro can just spend all that money without even batting an eye...... like my bro got straight As so he milks it for all its worth, he gets the new family guy season dvds, and he gets a gameboy game, and all this shit. when i got straight As in 8th grade, i didnt ask for anything, i didnt get anything.... but my brother will just go out and get as much shit as my parents will buy for him. at first i thought he was buying the game on his own, but he didnt my dad bought it for him. and that pissed me off.
whenever we go out, i always try to save as much as possible. even at mcdonalds i try to order the cheapest meal, because i dont want to waste money. whenever we go to best buy i rarely ever get anything, i never get cds even when my brother does. hell, even my clothes are cheap. pretty much 75% of my clothes comes from ross, marshalls, gap, old navy, or target. i dont own any pants that cost more than 20$, i dont have any shirts that cost more than $12, and i dont have any sweater/polos that were more than $20. seriously, i get like one pair of shoes a year. maybe i feel so bad about spending money is because every other day my dad has a talk with me about how "we're not rich" and how i even dream about having half hte stuff i want. ive accepted that, and everytime i freaking spend any money i feel bad.
now granted, the one thing i DO want to spend my money on is my car...... and i even feel bad about spending my OWN money on my car.... ive been saving my money since i was probably in 5th grade for my car. and now im even feeling bad about that because every time i mention anything about my car my parents get pissed at me.
ok, im probably making no sense, but basically this is wat im trying to say:
im angry because my dad always tells me about how we arnt rich and how we need to save money, making me feel guilty as hell for spending any money at all. then my mom and brother go out and spend money with disregard to anything or anyone. im angry because i feel so guilty for spending money, and they dont. that pisses me off. i wish i could spend money without caring, but i cant, i feel bad no matter what. it sucks, and its not fair.... if i didnt feel so bad for spending money. my car would be so nice right now. but no..... i cant even get my self to buy anything for my car....... GODDAMNIT IM PISSED
and i hope noone reads this......
sigh
CHICAGO (Reuters) - Dictionary publisher Merriam-Webster has hit a McSore Spot with McDonald's over the inclusion of the word "McJob" in its latest Collegiate Dictionary.
The latest edition of the dictionary defines "McJob" as "a low paying job that requires little skill and provides little opportunity for advancement."
hahahhhah
The latest edition of the dictionary defines "McJob" as "a low paying job that requires little skill and provides little opportunity for advancement."
hahahhhah
Monday, November 10, 2003
now THIS guy is awesome... check out all his cars.....
99 Yamaha R1
99 Rod Millen Tuned GS400
00 Audi S4 (*sold)
02 BMW M3
04 E55 AMG (Took Delivery but SOLD)
Yellow NSX (tba)
99 Yamaha R1
99 Rod Millen Tuned GS400
00 Audi S4 (*sold)
02 BMW M3
04 E55 AMG (Took Delivery but SOLD)
Yellow NSX (tba)
http://www.jengajam.com/r/Korean-Play-Xylophon
omg that korean girl is crazy..... she scares me tho..... its creepy
omg that korean girl is crazy..... she scares me tho..... its creepy
so me and about 5 friends go to see matrix 3 at some movie theater.
first of all, they wouldnt accept the gift certificates we had because matrix is a "new movie." they actually gave me the ticket, then some ass told the person that sold me the ticket that they didnt accept gift certificates for new releases..... so i had to give my ticket back...
wtf, they wont let us use the gift certificates that we paid for... thats just BS, money hungry bastards. it says nothing on the gift certificate that says you cant use it for new releases. (this was at a mann 8, AMC says)
Then my lil bro whos 13 tried to buy his ticket (i didnt even know matrix 3 was rated R). they asked to see his id, and i thought they just wanted to check if he was a student... turned out they were checking if he was 18..... WTF?!?! hes 13... does he LOOK 18 to you?! the guy studied the ID for like 15 seconds too. then he managed to stutter out about the 18 year old thing.
so now we have a problem, we had two lil bros wit us that couldnt get tickets.... and you cant buy multiple tickets unless you're 21. and even if we could get tickets kids under 17 cant watch the movie without a parent or guardian.
so WTF. i tried to buy tickets from the credit card machine on the side, but those were 9 bucks a ticket, so i was like **** it. anyways, after i canceled the order, the machine said that it was out of order.... i seriouly think the manager saw me buying tickets on it and told someone to shut it off.
so then i called my dad to come buy us tickets, he comes and they try to sell us the 9 dollar tickets.... but i told em 2 of the tickets were for students, and they made us show them our IDs... then the person asks to see my dads ID..... (hes 40... does he LOOK like hes under 21?!) then a manager comes up to him and asks if hes seeing the movie wit us....
when we finally got into the movie theater, they actually had a guy come in checking movie stubs and checking for parents... they kicked some kids out who didnt have parents wit em. then they harassed us agian, because my dad was in the bathroom.
they also had someone standing outside of the theater, checking IDs......
OK, i know that someones gonna tell me to stop *****ing at a movie theater for upholding the law or whatever...... but seriously, this was for matrix 3, i would understand if it was for like american pie, or jackass or something... but matrix 3 had nothing bad in it cept for some blood. the worst word is "****."
if nothing else, i just want to get this across:
i really think its ****ed up when someone can go out and get cigs, weed, and beer easier than it is to get into a goddamn movie.
first of all, they wouldnt accept the gift certificates we had because matrix is a "new movie." they actually gave me the ticket, then some ass told the person that sold me the ticket that they didnt accept gift certificates for new releases..... so i had to give my ticket back...
wtf, they wont let us use the gift certificates that we paid for... thats just BS, money hungry bastards. it says nothing on the gift certificate that says you cant use it for new releases. (this was at a mann 8, AMC says)
Then my lil bro whos 13 tried to buy his ticket (i didnt even know matrix 3 was rated R). they asked to see his id, and i thought they just wanted to check if he was a student... turned out they were checking if he was 18..... WTF?!?! hes 13... does he LOOK 18 to you?! the guy studied the ID for like 15 seconds too. then he managed to stutter out about the 18 year old thing.
so now we have a problem, we had two lil bros wit us that couldnt get tickets.... and you cant buy multiple tickets unless you're 21. and even if we could get tickets kids under 17 cant watch the movie without a parent or guardian.
so WTF. i tried to buy tickets from the credit card machine on the side, but those were 9 bucks a ticket, so i was like **** it. anyways, after i canceled the order, the machine said that it was out of order.... i seriouly think the manager saw me buying tickets on it and told someone to shut it off.
so then i called my dad to come buy us tickets, he comes and they try to sell us the 9 dollar tickets.... but i told em 2 of the tickets were for students, and they made us show them our IDs... then the person asks to see my dads ID..... (hes 40... does he LOOK like hes under 21?!) then a manager comes up to him and asks if hes seeing the movie wit us....
when we finally got into the movie theater, they actually had a guy come in checking movie stubs and checking for parents... they kicked some kids out who didnt have parents wit em. then they harassed us agian, because my dad was in the bathroom.
they also had someone standing outside of the theater, checking IDs......
OK, i know that someones gonna tell me to stop *****ing at a movie theater for upholding the law or whatever...... but seriously, this was for matrix 3, i would understand if it was for like american pie, or jackass or something... but matrix 3 had nothing bad in it cept for some blood. the worst word is "****."
if nothing else, i just want to get this across:
i really think its ****ed up when someone can go out and get cigs, weed, and beer easier than it is to get into a goddamn movie.
quote:
p.s. the movie is a blantant copy of dragonball z, smith being majin buu, i mean come on, especially that last fight scene, i kept expecting kamehamehas....unoriginal bastards
hhha.....
a LOT of matrix theories here:
http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=122339
p.s. the movie is a blantant copy of dragonball z, smith being majin buu, i mean come on, especially that last fight scene, i kept expecting kamehamehas....unoriginal bastards
hhha.....
a LOT of matrix theories here:
http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=122339
Sunday, November 09, 2003
Saturday, November 08, 2003
Friday, November 07, 2003
http://www.uweb.ucsb.edu/~ryan_lum/drama.wmv
omg korean girls are so haawt! :DROOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL:
its the girl from finkle.... or whatever.. SHES HOT!!!!!
i wish i could understand it tho
omg korean girls are so haawt! :DROOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL:
its the girl from finkle.... or whatever.. SHES HOT!!!!!
i wish i could understand it tho
Thursday, November 06, 2003
http://racingzone.org/download.php?op=getit&lid=22
DAMN THIS IS COOL!
he got away... they replay the video of him making the U-turn on the highway and pretend like they got him so it doesnt encourage kids to do it. Watch it again, its the same scenery and surroundings... its crazy... someone let me know when they see what im talkin about
just check out the video footage at time 2:10 and 3:50... it is the same video, except at 3:50 it is in slowmo as if the kid is getting pulled over...
Yeah, they never catch the kid. The story that I've heard (which may or may not be true) is that the kid took his dad's car for a joyride, but his dad didn't know that his kid took it, so he called it in stolen. The kid, who was only 15, freaked out when the cops were going to pull him over and he just ran for it. His father was a very skilled BMWCCA instructor and his son had been learning proper racing technique for many years prior to the chase. He got away and went home. The next morning, the police came to the father's house to report that they couldn't catch the car, and the father explained what actually happened. The kid was charged, of course.
DAMN THIS IS COOL!
he got away... they replay the video of him making the U-turn on the highway and pretend like they got him so it doesnt encourage kids to do it. Watch it again, its the same scenery and surroundings... its crazy... someone let me know when they see what im talkin about
just check out the video footage at time 2:10 and 3:50... it is the same video, except at 3:50 it is in slowmo as if the kid is getting pulled over...
Yeah, they never catch the kid. The story that I've heard (which may or may not be true) is that the kid took his dad's car for a joyride, but his dad didn't know that his kid took it, so he called it in stolen. The kid, who was only 15, freaked out when the cops were going to pull him over and he just ran for it. His father was a very skilled BMWCCA instructor and his son had been learning proper racing technique for many years prior to the chase. He got away and went home. The next morning, the police came to the father's house to report that they couldn't catch the car, and the father explained what actually happened. The kid was charged, of course.
Wednesday, November 05, 2003
Tuesday, November 04, 2003
lmao:
The worst thing is when all those fat bitches throw their yearly parade in LA for full figured women. They parade around and say they are beautiful. They get it in their heads from the media and movies that it is ok to be fat as long as you are cool with it. Fat chicks are no beautiful, they are fat. They should see videos of themselves eating at the all you can eat buffet at sizzler and that might change their minds. I was having clam chowder when one of those fat bitches strolled in and I could saw the owner break down and start crying knowing all profit for the day would be lost when she was through.
The worst thing is when all those fat bitches throw their yearly parade in LA for full figured women. They parade around and say they are beautiful. They get it in their heads from the media and movies that it is ok to be fat as long as you are cool with it. Fat chicks are no beautiful, they are fat. They should see videos of themselves eating at the all you can eat buffet at sizzler and that might change their minds. I was having clam chowder when one of those fat bitches strolled in and I could saw the owner break down and start crying knowing all profit for the day would be lost when she was through.
Monday, November 03, 2003
Sunday, November 02, 2003
siLEntTriGGr: http://ot.webrats.com/ot/dressupparty%5B1%5D.jpg
cHuBbY cHeeKs017: ewww if u wore that costume i won't even go near you
cHuBbY cHeeKs017: seriously
siLEntTriGGr: id give u a big hug
cHuBbY cHeeKs017: i'd scream
cHuBbY cHeeKs017: i'm serious
siLEntTriGGr: lol
siLEntTriGGr: one would prob poke into ur mouth
cHuBbY cHeeKs017: thhats costume is wayyyy freky
cHuBbY cHeeKs017: hahahahahaahaha
samnanananantha: hmm
samnanananantha: for some weird reason
samnanananantha: im turned on
cHuBbY cHeeKs017: ewww if u wore that costume i won't even go near you
cHuBbY cHeeKs017: seriously
siLEntTriGGr: id give u a big hug
cHuBbY cHeeKs017: i'd scream
cHuBbY cHeeKs017: i'm serious
siLEntTriGGr: lol
siLEntTriGGr: one would prob poke into ur mouth
cHuBbY cHeeKs017: thhats costume is wayyyy freky
cHuBbY cHeeKs017: hahahahahaahaha
samnanananantha: hmm
samnanananantha: for some weird reason
samnanananantha: im turned on
m z JACK1Ewack1e: did your bro go trikk or treating at least
siLEntTriGGr: yeah
siLEntTriGGr: he went to his freinds house
siLEntTriGGr: and he comes back all proud
siLEntTriGGr: hes like "I HUGGED A GIRL!"
m z JACK1Ewack1e: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
cHuBbY cHeeKs017: but no u should be mean to the ones that r soooooooooooooooooooo impatient
siLEntTriGGr: damn, the imapatient ones are gay
siLEntTriGGr: like the ring the doorbell, and after 5 seconds, the hit hte door
cHuBbY cHeeKs017: hahahahahhahahahaha when i was giving out candy.....they were ringing the doorbell and knocking the door over and over
cHuBbY cHeeKs017: i kno!!!
siLEntTriGGr: i wnated to run down there and beat them up
cHuBbY cHeeKs017: i was OMG!!!
cHuBbY cHeeKs017: hahhahahha
siLEntTriGGr: like
siLEntTriGGr: when i was handing out candy
siLEntTriGGr: i would say, take one
siLEntTriGGr: and this lil kid took ONE tootsie roll
siLEntTriGGr: like one of those tiny lil ones
siLEntTriGGr: i felt so bad
siLEntTriGGr: i was like, ok take some more
cHuBbY cHeeKs017: haha
siLEntTriGGr: yeah
siLEntTriGGr: he went to his freinds house
siLEntTriGGr: and he comes back all proud
siLEntTriGGr: hes like "I HUGGED A GIRL!"
m z JACK1Ewack1e: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
cHuBbY cHeeKs017: but no u should be mean to the ones that r soooooooooooooooooooo impatient
siLEntTriGGr: damn, the imapatient ones are gay
siLEntTriGGr: like the ring the doorbell, and after 5 seconds, the hit hte door
cHuBbY cHeeKs017: hahahahahhahahahaha when i was giving out candy.....they were ringing the doorbell and knocking the door over and over
cHuBbY cHeeKs017: i kno!!!
siLEntTriGGr: i wnated to run down there and beat them up
cHuBbY cHeeKs017: i was OMG!!!
cHuBbY cHeeKs017: hahhahahha
siLEntTriGGr: like
siLEntTriGGr: when i was handing out candy
siLEntTriGGr: i would say, take one
siLEntTriGGr: and this lil kid took ONE tootsie roll
siLEntTriGGr: like one of those tiny lil ones
siLEntTriGGr: i felt so bad
siLEntTriGGr: i was like, ok take some more
cHuBbY cHeeKs017: haha
http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=1152494
i cant believe this crap. Stopped by fridays in east hanover last night at about 12:30. Saw one of my friends cars there and pulled in for a quick drink before i went home. i was there for about 30 mins, looking out the window every 5 or so.
the car was parked right in front of the place.
So when i was leaving i went outside and saw no car but heard faint sound of exhaust in the distance. i walked back inside and told my friends that either i was real drunk and forgot where i parked my car or it was stolen. and i wasnt drunk so i knew. called the police and a cop going down the wrong side of rt10 pulled in.
He said they flew out of fridays and the cop started chasing him down rt10. He said that my car just took off on him. He said there was nothing he could do, within seconds he couldnt see the car anymore. He was doing about 120 or so and my car was still just pulling away. He clocked it at 135 and then it went out of distance. From a far way back(its the top of a large hill) he saw the car turning onto eisenhower parkway. He radioed a cop sittin on that road. That cop, before he could even put his car in drive, was passed by my car going 150+. Now i am sitting in fridays with the original pursuit officer and about 4 others. He was saying sorry dude, there was absoultly nothing i could do. There was no way in hell i was even coming close to that car. I told him i knew that way better than him and dont worry because you would have never caught it. SO i am sitting there listening to their radio and hear, blue audi high speed pursuit on 280 west traveling 160+ mph, then perp has turned going 280 east at excessive speeds.(a cop wasnt even near them at this point)
I hear we cant catch him, we cant catch him, wait down 280 east. So they finally caught one of the guys(three total) in orange because my car was undriveable. My pops, went this morning while i was sleeping(very depressed) to see what the car looked like. He said its defintly totalled. The trans and oil pans shattered from running over curbs(and we all know how low my car is). i dont even understand how you could get over a curb with it. All of my 222 dollar a piece brand new p zero rossos are popped. My rims are f**ked. the front and rear bumpers are screwed. Cant wait to see it.
sorry if some of this is incoherent but i am all messed up right now. thanks guys.
oh yea, there was a witness, he said the guys pulled up in a black new body stlye audi. Then some jumped out into my car and both took off.
sucks, sorry if posting here, just a rant
today i talked to one of the cops in the chase and he said they clocked him at high 170s on 280
heres what his car used to look like.....
http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=37438&highlight=Roughedges
i cant believe this crap. Stopped by fridays in east hanover last night at about 12:30. Saw one of my friends cars there and pulled in for a quick drink before i went home. i was there for about 30 mins, looking out the window every 5 or so.
the car was parked right in front of the place.
So when i was leaving i went outside and saw no car but heard faint sound of exhaust in the distance. i walked back inside and told my friends that either i was real drunk and forgot where i parked my car or it was stolen. and i wasnt drunk so i knew. called the police and a cop going down the wrong side of rt10 pulled in.
He said they flew out of fridays and the cop started chasing him down rt10. He said that my car just took off on him. He said there was nothing he could do, within seconds he couldnt see the car anymore. He was doing about 120 or so and my car was still just pulling away. He clocked it at 135 and then it went out of distance. From a far way back(its the top of a large hill) he saw the car turning onto eisenhower parkway. He radioed a cop sittin on that road. That cop, before he could even put his car in drive, was passed by my car going 150+. Now i am sitting in fridays with the original pursuit officer and about 4 others. He was saying sorry dude, there was absoultly nothing i could do. There was no way in hell i was even coming close to that car. I told him i knew that way better than him and dont worry because you would have never caught it. SO i am sitting there listening to their radio and hear, blue audi high speed pursuit on 280 west traveling 160+ mph, then perp has turned going 280 east at excessive speeds.(a cop wasnt even near them at this point)
I hear we cant catch him, we cant catch him, wait down 280 east. So they finally caught one of the guys(three total) in orange because my car was undriveable. My pops, went this morning while i was sleeping(very depressed) to see what the car looked like. He said its defintly totalled. The trans and oil pans shattered from running over curbs(and we all know how low my car is). i dont even understand how you could get over a curb with it. All of my 222 dollar a piece brand new p zero rossos are popped. My rims are f**ked. the front and rear bumpers are screwed. Cant wait to see it.
sorry if some of this is incoherent but i am all messed up right now. thanks guys.
oh yea, there was a witness, he said the guys pulled up in a black new body stlye audi. Then some jumped out into my car and both took off.
sucks, sorry if posting here, just a rant
today i talked to one of the cops in the chase and he said they clocked him at high 170s on 280
heres what his car used to look like.....
http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=37438&highlight=Roughedges
Friday, October 31, 2003
this is so gay...... im not allowed to go out because i have SATs tomorrow........... even though its freaking HALLOWEEN! once a year....... everyones out having fun..... im at home its so gay. and when i tried to talk to my dad about it.... he just HUNG UP ON ME! wtf... tahts so fucking immature, my mom does that too, they refuse to talk things out or rationalize or negotiate.... they just hang up..... freaking 10 year old girls do that.... shit
Thursday, October 30, 2003
Wednesday, October 29, 2003
OMG! OMG! OMG!
E x Y 1 e: maybe it is acted
E x Y 1 e: i mean he never
E x Y 1 e: shows the actual crash
siLEntTriGGr: cuz
E x Y 1 e: and there's not even that big a sound
siLEntTriGGr: theyre..... inside
siLEntTriGGr: and they slide
E x Y 1 e: ya but why doesn't
E x Y 1 e: he show the crash
E x Y 1 e: hes always pointing at his lap
E x Y 1 e: and then he cuts it
E x Y 1 e: and then it shows the car outside
siLEntTriGGr: dude
siLEntTriGGr: when ur crashing
siLEntTriGGr: u dont keep filming
siLEntTriGGr: u drop the camera
siLEntTriGGr: and u hold on for life
E x Y 1 e: the car didn't even freaking crash
siLEntTriGGr: .......
siLEntTriGGr: it slid
E x Y 1 e: ya there's a liecnse plate in his front window at the beginning, but at the end there isn't one
siLEntTriGGr: it coulda fallen
E x Y 1 e: if they're ricers, then it would be tightly fitted otherwise itd always be moving
siLEntTriGGr: ...................
siLEntTriGGr: wtf?
siLEntTriGGr: are u just mad to see the crappy driving skills of your kind
E x Y 1 e: maybe it is acted
E x Y 1 e: i mean he never
E x Y 1 e: shows the actual crash
siLEntTriGGr: cuz
E x Y 1 e: and there's not even that big a sound
siLEntTriGGr: theyre..... inside
siLEntTriGGr: and they slide
E x Y 1 e: ya but why doesn't
E x Y 1 e: he show the crash
E x Y 1 e: hes always pointing at his lap
E x Y 1 e: and then he cuts it
E x Y 1 e: and then it shows the car outside
siLEntTriGGr: dude
siLEntTriGGr: when ur crashing
siLEntTriGGr: u dont keep filming
siLEntTriGGr: u drop the camera
siLEntTriGGr: and u hold on for life
E x Y 1 e: the car didn't even freaking crash
siLEntTriGGr: .......
siLEntTriGGr: it slid
E x Y 1 e: ya there's a liecnse plate in his front window at the beginning, but at the end there isn't one
siLEntTriGGr: it coulda fallen
E x Y 1 e: if they're ricers, then it would be tightly fitted otherwise itd always be moving
siLEntTriGGr: ...................
siLEntTriGGr: wtf?
siLEntTriGGr: are u just mad to see the crappy driving skills of your kind
siLEntTriGGr: how many times do u wash rice
samnanananantha: uhm
samnanananantha: twice?
siLEntTriGGr: hah
siLEntTriGGr: ok
siLEntTriGGr: i should make a poll for this
samnanananantha: wait
samnanananantha: whats the rigth answer>
samnanananantha: ?
samnanananantha: wait
siLEntTriGGr: ?
samnanananantha: YOU DONT WASH RICE
siLEntTriGGr: .............
samnanananantha: uhm
samnanananantha: twice?
siLEntTriGGr: hah
siLEntTriGGr: ok
siLEntTriGGr: i should make a poll for this
samnanananantha: wait
samnanananantha: whats the rigth answer>
samnanananantha: ?
samnanananantha: wait
siLEntTriGGr: ?
samnanananantha: YOU DONT WASH RICE
siLEntTriGGr: .............
Tuesday, October 28, 2003
Jessgirl5000: im eating!
siLEntTriGGr: haha
siLEntTriGGr: wat u eatin
Jessgirl5000: apples
siLEntTriGGr: i have
Jessgirl5000: im not suppose to eat them
siLEntTriGGr: dried mangos
siLEntTriGGr: why
Jessgirl5000: cuz they make me barf
siLEntTriGGr: ..........................................
iLEntTriGGr: so why dou eat them
Jessgirl5000: cuz i dont kno
Jessgirl5000: my mom is forcing me to
siLEntTriGGr: right
siLEntTriGGr: WHAT
siLEntTriGGr: why would ur mom make u barf
Jessgirl5000: so i can be skinny
Jessgirl5000: and look pretty
siLEntTriGGr: dont u barf after everything u eat tho
Jessgirl5000: hahaha
Jessgirl5000: j/k
siLEntTriGGr: haha
siLEntTriGGr: wat u eatin
Jessgirl5000: apples
siLEntTriGGr: i have
Jessgirl5000: im not suppose to eat them
siLEntTriGGr: dried mangos
siLEntTriGGr: why
Jessgirl5000: cuz they make me barf
siLEntTriGGr: ..........................................
iLEntTriGGr: so why dou eat them
Jessgirl5000: cuz i dont kno
Jessgirl5000: my mom is forcing me to
siLEntTriGGr: right
siLEntTriGGr: WHAT
siLEntTriGGr: why would ur mom make u barf
Jessgirl5000: so i can be skinny
Jessgirl5000: and look pretty
siLEntTriGGr: dont u barf after everything u eat tho
Jessgirl5000: hahaha
Jessgirl5000: j/k
Monday, October 27, 2003
remember the triggerfish?
this is that x10000000000000000000
http://members.shaw.ca/iknowkungfu/gofish1.wmv
this is that x10000000000000000000
http://members.shaw.ca/iknowkungfu/gofish1.wmv
x a j u i c e: wow, i'm very irritable today
siLEntTriGGr: you are
x a j u i c e: my sister was eating my cereal and i got pissed
siLEntTriGGr: lol
siLEntTriGGr: wtf
siLEntTriGGr: i woulda gotten pissed
siLEntTriGGr: i woulda killed
x a j u i c e: i was mad because it was my yugioh cereal
x a j u i c e: and i told her she couldn't eat any of it
siLEntTriGGr: lol
siLEntTriGGr: WTF
x a j u i c e: omg, she is a fucking fatass
hahahahahh wtf
siLEntTriGGr: you are
x a j u i c e: my sister was eating my cereal and i got pissed
siLEntTriGGr: lol
siLEntTriGGr: wtf
siLEntTriGGr: i woulda gotten pissed
siLEntTriGGr: i woulda killed
x a j u i c e: i was mad because it was my yugioh cereal
x a j u i c e: and i told her she couldn't eat any of it
siLEntTriGGr: lol
siLEntTriGGr: WTF
x a j u i c e: omg, she is a fucking fatass
hahahahahh wtf
Sunday, October 26, 2003
siLEntTriGGr (10:03:55 PM): haha, viva la bam is so funny
Jessgirl5000 (10:04:07 PM): i have no clue what youre talking about
Jessgirl5000 (10:04:08 PM): but ok
siLEntTriGGr (10:04:10 PM): like jackass
siLEntTriGGr (10:04:10 PM): but
siLEntTriGGr (10:04:15 PM): its bam magera
siLEntTriGGr (10:04:27 PM): like, u know, his dads that fat hairy guy
Jessgirl5000 (10:04:39 PM): ya
siLEntTriGGr (10:04:42 PM): so like
siLEntTriGGr (10:04:45 PM): his dads like
siLEntTriGGr (10:04:50 PM): i think i could go a whole day without eating
siLEntTriGGr (10:04:55 PM): and bams like, no you cant
siLEntTriGGr (10:05:41 PM): so the nexy day, phil (name of the dad) wakes up
siLEntTriGGr (10:05:45 PM): and on the radio theyre like
siLEntTriGGr (10:05:49 PM): "today is dont feed phil day"
siLEntTriGGr (10:05:58 PM): then the fridge is empty
Jessgirl5000 (10:06:05 PM): HAHAH
siLEntTriGGr (10:06:18 PM): and he gets to work, and all his workers have flyers, that say "dont feed phil" with a huge picture of him
Jessgirl5000 (10:06:32 PM): haha
Jessgirl5000 (10:06:34 PM): that sucks
siLEntTriGGr (10:06:35 PM): and theres an airplane in the air
siLEntTriGGr (10:06:45 PM): that says "dont feed phill"
siLEntTriGGr (10:06:51 PM): and no restaurants will sell him food
siLEntTriGGr (10:06:56 PM): lol, so funny
Jessgirl5000 (10:06:59 PM): haha ok
siLEntTriGGr (10:07:02 PM): sucks
siLEntTriGGr (10:07:03 PM): but its funny
siLEntTriGGr (10:07:15 PM): then they put hydrolics on his dads van
siLEntTriGGr (10:07:26 PM): and while hes in traffic, they set it off
siLEntTriGGr (10:07:31 PM): and his dad has like coffee and stuff
siLEntTriGGr (10:07:32 PM): hahah
Jessgirl5000 (10:07:53 PM): geez that sucks
siLEntTriGGr (10:08:00 PM): i know
siLEntTriGGr (10:08:06 PM): poor dad
siLEntTriGGr (10:08:14 PM): but his kid makes a ton of money
siLEntTriGGr (10:08:16 PM): so i guess
Jessgirl5000 (10:08:32 PM): ya
siLEntTriGGr (10:08:44 PM): and about the dont feed phil thing
siLEntTriGGr (10:09:05 PM): they had a giant crowd
siLEntTriGGr (10:09:14 PM): walking down the street chanting "phil is fat!"
Jessgirl5000 (10:04:07 PM): i have no clue what youre talking about
Jessgirl5000 (10:04:08 PM): but ok
siLEntTriGGr (10:04:10 PM): like jackass
siLEntTriGGr (10:04:10 PM): but
siLEntTriGGr (10:04:15 PM): its bam magera
siLEntTriGGr (10:04:27 PM): like, u know, his dads that fat hairy guy
Jessgirl5000 (10:04:39 PM): ya
siLEntTriGGr (10:04:42 PM): so like
siLEntTriGGr (10:04:45 PM): his dads like
siLEntTriGGr (10:04:50 PM): i think i could go a whole day without eating
siLEntTriGGr (10:04:55 PM): and bams like, no you cant
siLEntTriGGr (10:05:41 PM): so the nexy day, phil (name of the dad) wakes up
siLEntTriGGr (10:05:45 PM): and on the radio theyre like
siLEntTriGGr (10:05:49 PM): "today is dont feed phil day"
siLEntTriGGr (10:05:58 PM): then the fridge is empty
Jessgirl5000 (10:06:05 PM): HAHAH
siLEntTriGGr (10:06:18 PM): and he gets to work, and all his workers have flyers, that say "dont feed phil" with a huge picture of him
Jessgirl5000 (10:06:32 PM): haha
Jessgirl5000 (10:06:34 PM): that sucks
siLEntTriGGr (10:06:35 PM): and theres an airplane in the air
siLEntTriGGr (10:06:45 PM): that says "dont feed phill"
siLEntTriGGr (10:06:51 PM): and no restaurants will sell him food
siLEntTriGGr (10:06:56 PM): lol, so funny
Jessgirl5000 (10:06:59 PM): haha ok
siLEntTriGGr (10:07:02 PM): sucks
siLEntTriGGr (10:07:03 PM): but its funny
siLEntTriGGr (10:07:15 PM): then they put hydrolics on his dads van
siLEntTriGGr (10:07:26 PM): and while hes in traffic, they set it off
siLEntTriGGr (10:07:31 PM): and his dad has like coffee and stuff
siLEntTriGGr (10:07:32 PM): hahah
Jessgirl5000 (10:07:53 PM): geez that sucks
siLEntTriGGr (10:08:00 PM): i know
siLEntTriGGr (10:08:06 PM): poor dad
siLEntTriGGr (10:08:14 PM): but his kid makes a ton of money
siLEntTriGGr (10:08:16 PM): so i guess
Jessgirl5000 (10:08:32 PM): ya
siLEntTriGGr (10:08:44 PM): and about the dont feed phil thing
siLEntTriGGr (10:09:05 PM): they had a giant crowd
siLEntTriGGr (10:09:14 PM): walking down the street chanting "phil is fat!"
Saturday, October 25, 2003
x a j u i c e: lol wtf
siLEntTriGGr: hahahah
x a j u i c e: i had a bird who would do that
siLEntTriGGr: lmao
siLEntTriGGr: its a damn hampster tho
siLEntTriGGr: its like
siLEntTriGGr: a goddamn
siLEntTriGGr: monkey
x a j u i c e: that was the name of the bird
x a j u i c e: monkey
x a j u i c e: lmao
siLEntTriGGr: lol
siLEntTriGGr: ummmmmmmmmmm
siLEntTriGGr: no?
x a j u i c e: no, that was the name of my bird
siLEntTriGGr: really
siLEntTriGGr: wat happened to it
x a j u i c e: it died
siLEntTriGGr: how]
x a j u i c e: just died one day
x a j u i c e: i heard it fall to the bottom of the cage
siLEntTriGGr: LOL
siLEntTriGGr: did u feed it
x a j u i c e: yes
siLEntTriGGr: hahahah
x a j u i c e: i had a bird who would do that
siLEntTriGGr: lmao
siLEntTriGGr: its a damn hampster tho
siLEntTriGGr: its like
siLEntTriGGr: a goddamn
siLEntTriGGr: monkey
x a j u i c e: that was the name of the bird
x a j u i c e: monkey
x a j u i c e: lmao
siLEntTriGGr: lol
siLEntTriGGr: ummmmmmmmmmm
siLEntTriGGr: no?
x a j u i c e: no, that was the name of my bird
siLEntTriGGr: really
siLEntTriGGr: wat happened to it
x a j u i c e: it died
siLEntTriGGr: how]
x a j u i c e: just died one day
x a j u i c e: i heard it fall to the bottom of the cage
siLEntTriGGr: LOL
siLEntTriGGr: did u feed it
x a j u i c e: yes
Friday, October 24, 2003
Holy crap, i was invited to this meet..... shoulda went
but then agian.. im so young and my cars so stock.....
But shiettttttt
too bad we had finale that day :(
but then agian.. im so young and my cars so stock.....
But shiettttttt
too bad we had finale that day :(
Thursday, October 23, 2003
siLEntTriGGr: 19 page autobiography
Jessgirl5000: i can do 22 in 2 hours
siLEntTriGGr: i wanna see u do this
siLEntTriGGr: i really find that impossible
siLEntTriGGr: doesnt ur hang cramp
siLEntTriGGr: and die
Jessgirl5000: haha ya
Jessgirl5000: i cant open my hand for like 10 -15 min
Jessgirl5000: its not that bad
Jessgirl5000: i can do 22 in 2 hours
siLEntTriGGr: i wanna see u do this
siLEntTriGGr: i really find that impossible
siLEntTriGGr: doesnt ur hang cramp
siLEntTriGGr: and die
Jessgirl5000: haha ya
Jessgirl5000: i cant open my hand for like 10 -15 min
Jessgirl5000: its not that bad
http://www.guardian.co.uk/italy/story/0,12576,1061765,00.html
god, thats fucking bull...... he should have killed them all
god, thats fucking bull...... he should have killed them all
Wednesday, October 22, 2003
Tuesday, October 21, 2003
Monday, October 20, 2003
you know that car crash i said i heard last night?
and i said it was farther than i thought
well, turns out it was closer than i thought, it was right behind myhouse....
some gold pathfinder got fucked up back there.... its still back there maybe i should take a pic...
but the front is bashed up and some tires are flat, i wonder what it hit
and i said it was farther than i thought
well, turns out it was closer than i thought, it was right behind myhouse....
some gold pathfinder got fucked up back there.... its still back there maybe i should take a pic...
but the front is bashed up and some tires are flat, i wonder what it hit
Sunday, October 19, 2003
http://objective.jesussave.us/kidz.html
WTF IS THIS SHIT?!
damn thast so weird.... its serious too
read the professor giraffe thing, now thats fucked up
WTF IS THIS SHIT?!
damn thast so weird.... its serious too
read the professor giraffe thing, now thats fucked up
LOL, this was on scotts info, i thought it was hilarious
mms://wm.ifilm.na-central.speedera.net/wm.ifilm.na-central/portal/2456226_200.asf
mms://wm.ifilm.na-central.speedera.net/wm.ifilm.na-central/portal/2456226_200.asf
Saturday, October 18, 2003
holy crap! i just found out my car is really 2.5L!
as fara s i can remember bmw has never producd a 2.3l I6. All of their small 6's were 2.5l. The 323 was labeled as such because of marketing.. do a search. THey didn't want the gap bnetween the 325 and 328 to be only 3 numbers but a 5k diffrerence, so they made the numbers differ by 5 = P so when they released the 330, they just called the 323 the 325 as well as changing the intake manifold and a coupla things with the exhaust and software to boost the HP a little (even though it makes less torque).
http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=118586
as fara s i can remember bmw has never producd a 2.3l I6. All of their small 6's were 2.5l. The 323 was labeled as such because of marketing.. do a search. THey didn't want the gap bnetween the 325 and 328 to be only 3 numbers but a 5k diffrerence, so they made the numbers differ by 5 = P so when they released the 330, they just called the 323 the 325 as well as changing the intake manifold and a coupla things with the exhaust and software to boost the HP a little (even though it makes less torque).
http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=118586
these are some pretty pimp lookin subs
http://www.blaupunktusa.com/NR/rdonlyres/D6FBF464-F1FB-4FBB-9D6F-186B5E156405/0/odw1200_h.jpg
http://www.blaupunktusa.com/NR/rdonlyres/D6FBF464-F1FB-4FBB-9D6F-186B5E156405/0/odw1200_h.jpg
Friday, October 17, 2003
Did you guys hear about Bill Gates car story?
He bought a Ferrari 360 Modena Convertible in San Franciso and drove his new Ferrari directly to a business meeting.
Anyway, after the meeting was done, Bill took a limo back to the airport (same day). Few days later Bill received a call from SF Mayor stating, "Mr. Gates I believe you left your Ferrari in SF. Our guys found it parked in the back alley, we've impounded the car for security purposes.
Bill said, "so sorry, I didnt realize I drove that day. Ill have someone pick it up right away."
The joy of being the richest man in the world...you have the freedom to forget you just left your 200k+ Ferrari in an alley.
He bought a Ferrari 360 Modena Convertible in San Franciso and drove his new Ferrari directly to a business meeting.
Anyway, after the meeting was done, Bill took a limo back to the airport (same day). Few days later Bill received a call from SF Mayor stating, "Mr. Gates I believe you left your Ferrari in SF. Our guys found it parked in the back alley, we've impounded the car for security purposes.
Bill said, "so sorry, I didnt realize I drove that day. Ill have someone pick it up right away."
The joy of being the richest man in the world...you have the freedom to forget you just left your 200k+ Ferrari in an alley.
ok, so my mom is fucking crazy, listen to this story and tell me whos fault it is:
(so im in my room, chatting)
(my mom walks to my doorway and SCREAMS)
mom: I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO GO TAKE A SHOWER!!!!!
(mom stands at my doorway watching me)
(i get up to go get my clothes)
mom: whats this?! you have homework now!?! (point at the practice psat questions)
me: no, thats not homework! thats just practice! (i was working on it earlier)
mom: YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE THIS EARLER!! I SHOULDNT HAVE LET YOU GO OUT!
me: what the hell! i was studying for the psats!
mom: YOU SHOULDA DONE IT EARLIER!!
me: fine! i wont study anymore! (i pick up the packet and throw it)
(mom picks up the packet and hits me with it)
mom: YOURE NEVER GOING OUT AGIAN!
and we start yelling at each other.....
basicly my mom got mad at me because i was studying (on my own) for psats and i didnt finnish.
(so im in my room, chatting)
(my mom walks to my doorway and SCREAMS)
mom: I THOUGHT I TOLD YOU TO GO TAKE A SHOWER!!!!!
(mom stands at my doorway watching me)
(i get up to go get my clothes)
mom: whats this?! you have homework now!?! (point at the practice psat questions)
me: no, thats not homework! thats just practice! (i was working on it earlier)
mom: YOU SHOULD HAVE DONE THIS EARLER!! I SHOULDNT HAVE LET YOU GO OUT!
me: what the hell! i was studying for the psats!
mom: YOU SHOULDA DONE IT EARLIER!!
me: fine! i wont study anymore! (i pick up the packet and throw it)
(mom picks up the packet and hits me with it)
mom: YOURE NEVER GOING OUT AGIAN!
and we start yelling at each other.....
basicly my mom got mad at me because i was studying (on my own) for psats and i didnt finnish.
Thursday, October 16, 2003
these pics make me want these rims
http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=117083&perpage=20&pagenumber=1
http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=117083&perpage=20&pagenumber=1
goddamn, MTV is gonna have another show where i get to feel sad about how there are other ppl around that have tons of money. cribs is bad enough... but now kids my age?!?!
DAMNIT!
its called "Rich girls" about these 2 filthy ass rich girls and how rich tehy are, and private jets and shit and spending 3200$ on crap and ferarri enzos and shit
damn
DAMNIT!
its called "Rich girls" about these 2 filthy ass rich girls and how rich tehy are, and private jets and shit and spending 3200$ on crap and ferarri enzos and shit
damn
Wednesday, October 15, 2003
wow, my mom is really pissing me off right now.
while i was showering, she shut off my comp
and i was in the middle of typing up my personal history essay, good thing it saved, or i would be cussing her out right now.....
and right before i went to shower, she was like "you better get at leaset 1500 on the psats"
ok. be realistic (which my mom obviously is not, shes just a bitch) 1500 ON THE PSATS?!!? wtf?! my mom really doesnt know how to motivate... she sets the goal so unrealisticly high that u give up before you even try...
like when my dad was motivating me to do good on the SATs, he said, "one dollar per point on the SAT" like WHOA!! now thats motivation! easy money! i was like SWEET!! IM GONNA TRY NOW!
and then my mom gets all pissy and yells at my dad (ok, so 1 dollar a point is a lot, so i give her that) and then she says, "ok, 50 dollars if u get 1300, and 100$ if u get 1400" ......... ok.... after she said that i was just like "fuck that" and i just stopped caring
while i was showering, she shut off my comp
and i was in the middle of typing up my personal history essay, good thing it saved, or i would be cussing her out right now.....
and right before i went to shower, she was like "you better get at leaset 1500 on the psats"
ok. be realistic (which my mom obviously is not, shes just a bitch) 1500 ON THE PSATS?!!? wtf?! my mom really doesnt know how to motivate... she sets the goal so unrealisticly high that u give up before you even try...
like when my dad was motivating me to do good on the SATs, he said, "one dollar per point on the SAT" like WHOA!! now thats motivation! easy money! i was like SWEET!! IM GONNA TRY NOW!
and then my mom gets all pissy and yells at my dad (ok, so 1 dollar a point is a lot, so i give her that) and then she says, "ok, 50 dollars if u get 1300, and 100$ if u get 1400" ......... ok.... after she said that i was just like "fuck that" and i just stopped caring