Jurassic Park Jeep Replica - Boomerjinks - The Something Awful Forums

Guy with Ghostbusters Ectomobile, and then builds Jurassic Park Jeep!!

Looooool - E46Fanatics

The best way to score 100% on a test!!

Lollipop Remix - E46Fanatics

HAHAHA
Gulla Gulla Island!!!

Im a pollywog.... dont call me a frogg....
LOLLL

'Flavor Tripping' Is Not What I Thought It Was - Geekologie

What the heck??
Some kind of berry that makes things taste different/better(?)

Like drugs for your tongue...

Can someone photoshop this car model out? (NWS?) - E46Fanatics

This thread is hilarious...
Be sure to check out the photoshops and funny comments! (In the later pages)

How long could you survive in the vacuum of space?

OnePlusYou Quizzes and Widgets

Awesomeness!: Weezer's New Music Video Features A Bunch Of Youtube All-Stars! - Geekologie

Haha... good song, awesome music video

Telectroscope Connects New York & London - Geekologie

This is coooooooooooool!
I wanna check it out.

WTF Was That?: Cellphone In Microwave - Geekologie

Holy crapola!
WATCH THIS!!!

BIG Brake Kit...

Sweeeeet
I wish this were mine :(

My dad told me never to marry a broke chick - E46Fanatics

Golddiggasss!

The prospect of widespread City job losses has seen a surge of bankers' trophy wives heading for the divorce courts, say lawyers.

With thousands of job losses announced and more rumoured to be on the way, divorce specialists say that some wives want to secure good divorce deals before their husbands lose their jobs.

Food for thought

Bobby Lee

OMG!
I love bobby lee... this is a hilarious skit

Wiesman Factory - E46Fanatics

Some sick photos

Ok, whos car is this? - E46Fanatics

2002 BMW M3 Coupe, 6-speed manual, Rare Laguna Seca blue, Gruppe M intake, Remus exhaust, Fully adjustable coilover suspension, AC Schnitzer rear spoiler, AC Schnitzer roof spoiler, AC Schnitzer clear corners, LED tail lights with smoke colored lenses, 50k service (big one including valve adjustment) done at 65k miles, New brakes, Maintenance records available, New 18" wheels and tires, Harman Kardon premium sound system, Ice cold A/C, Looks & runs great, Non-smoker, Power everything, Very clean interior, Well maintained, 100k BMW engine warranty. Private Seller (no sales tax). This car has gotten me laid so much it is ridiculous. I would like pull up to a pimp club in Scottsdale and the valet would crap his pants, but I wouldn't let him park it. I just leave it up front and make sure all the ladies saw me get out. I'm also totally ripped so that helps too. I inject myself with pure bull shark testosterone and lift 4 hours a day. My diet also consists of 24 egg whites a day. I've got a killer 6 pack and some delts that you would not believe. I only hook up with 9s and 10s. Never less because I'm a winner! I'm not saying this car will do the same for you but it's a start. If you're interested in taking the first step to becoming a true Jedi Pimp email me at conner.john2@gmail.com. I'll probably be working out so I'll get back to you as soon as I finish my protein shake (and probably hooking up with a hot chick).

Really Creepy Sex Abuse PSA Video

Ummmmmmm............. what?

lol, lost parrot gives his name and address - E46Fanatics

Awww this is damn cool

TOKYO, Japan (AP) -- When Yosuke the parrot flew out of his cage and got lost, he did exactly what he had been taught -- recite his name and address to a stranger willing to help.

Police rescued the African grey parrot two weeks ago from a neighbor's roof in the city of Nagareyama, near Tokyo. After spending a night at the station, he was transferred to a nearby veterinary hospital while police searched for clues, local policeman Shinjiro Uemura said.

He kept mum with the cops, but began chatting after a few days with the vet.

"I'm Mr. Yosuke Nakamura," the bird told the veterinarian, according to Uemura. The parrot also provided his full home address, down to the street number, and even entertained the hospital staff by singing songs.

"We checked the address, and what do you know, a Nakamura family really lived there. So we told them we've found Yosuke," Uemura said.

The Nakamura family told police they had been teaching the bird its name and address for about two years.

But Yosuke apparently wasn't keen on opening up to police officials.

"I tried to be friendly and talked to him, but he completely ignored me," Uemura said.

YouTube - Lamborghini Gallardo LP 560-4

One of the sickest commercials I've ever seen... No joke.
I got goosebumps...
GO to the link and click on "Watch in High Quaility"
DO EETTT!

YouTube - Friend scared on a canyon run

HAHAHAHH!!!
This is hilarious

MIEEEERRRDAAAA!!

I may never eat at a restaurant again.... - E46Fanatics

Dont sent your food back...

So my g/f tells me this story yesterday of her bestfriends sisters roommate at college. Roommate goes out to Olive Garden with b/f, problem with the food, sends it back, gets new food, eats and enjoys and goes home with leftovers. Wakes up the next morning with a sore jaw, swollen face and goes to the doctor. There she is diagnosed with Chlamydia of the throat (?) so they ask who she has been with and she replies just the b/f. Test him and he's fine. So they say in rare cases it can be transmitted through items like food and where has she eaten. She brings in the leftover Olive Garden and its tested and revealed to show THREE different male sperm dna whatevers with one guy having chlamydia. so yeah, Chlamydia from Olive Garden, im guessing she got a pasta with a white sauce

This all came from my g/f and she didnt have all the details like when this happened but i think it was fairly recent and the girl is going to sue. Fvck that, someone would die, well three people would die...

Moral of the story, dont send your food back, eat that burnt steak and rock hard potato

Awesome motorcycle burnout

Skip to 1:20 for the maximum awesomeness!!
Flaming tire ftw

Soulja Girl - Im Pressin Charges Pt. 2 [Crazy Marta Chick Remix][Another Comedy Remix

This is freakin good...


It actually sounds good!

Xenu Fights Back - E46Fanatics

Its a stupid anime music vid... but the song is funny.

Shaq owns a reporter lol - E46Fanatics

Plus Shack's top 10 quotes list

Oh shit, Webcam Broke...

So true...

*Special Delivery* LAMBORGHINI REVENTON!!! - E46Fanatics

I wish i was the happy owner taking the pics

MUTO a wall-painted animation by BLU on Vimeo

Trippy....!!

YouTube - Rad Girls Episode 3 Part 2

This is some weird ass stuff going on here...
Skip to 4 min for chicks pissing in bucket in moving van competition.
It gets super gross super fast!

YouTube - Britain's Got Talent - Andrew Johnston - Pie Jesu

Wow, this kid is GOOD
But just wait for him to hit puberty....

The One Black Mag Night Extravaganza

Stole this from aubrey's blog
http://thecoolblackmags.blogspot.com/

Suge Knight gets Knocked out - E46Fanatics

Pretty crazy... i would say the guy who knocked him out is a dead man...

Suge Knight Gets Knocked the F@#$ Out! (TMZ Exclusive)


The guy who knocked him out




HAHA!! Funny as hell interview
Apparently he beat him with a pipe

'Fusion Man' soars above Swiss Alps - CNN.com

I must have one!!!!!
Actually JK, id prob be too chicken to use it

Pictures at the link...

Video:

Stephen Colbert Spoofs Bill O’Reilly | Primetime Politics

Lol...
Love stephen colbert

jDome Gives You 180° View While Gaming - Geekologie

This is pretty clever...

I would love to try it out, to see if theres any distortion

Man Grows Old Right Before Your Eyes - Geekologie

This is crazy!!!
This is just in 3 years!!

Bill O’Reilly Is Angry | Dickism | Celebrity gossip, rumors, scandals, big pictures and videos

Lmao, what a crazy motherfucker

Maybe it works

Hookers, stolen CC, Halo and 13 yr olds - E46Fanatics

Holy crap, my heros!!!

This cant be real... is it?

YouTube video leads to MARTA arrest - I'm President Charlie - E46Fanatics

MARTA officials said they have arrested Nafiza Ziyad, 25, as the result of an online video in which a young woman appears to be threatening an elderly woman on a MARTA train.
The video, posted on YouTube two weeks ago, has drawn more than 7,000 comments on the site and been viewed 600,000 times.

Ziyad was arrested Thursday night. When MARTA police identified her, they found she was being held at the Atlanta city jail on other charges, MARTA officials said.
The video shows a young woman turning around to yell at a white-haired passenger in the seat in behind her, then standing up and shouting at her in a freestyle rap. The older woman's face isn't visible and MARTA is withholding her identity.
The young woman's rant is laced with profanity and racial slurs. She doesn't appear to touch the other passenger, but in the course of yelling at her lunges close and makes a motion slapping the air back and forth. Her moods swing but she grows increasingly agitated.
Other passengers in the car do nothing at first, but occasionally laugh, until what sounds like a male voice says, "It's an old lady, man, chill."
The young woman turns to the voice and says "Old lady? You know what this old lady called me?" then calms down and sits down for a moment before getting up again. She moves toward the voice and down the aisle, screaming and appearing highly disturbed as other passengers get up and try to deal with her or give her space.
MARTA police have charged Ziyad with simple assault, two counts of "certain acts in transit," and disorderly conduct, all misdemeanors, in the incident they say occurred on March 10. She is in DeKalb County jail, according to a statement from MARTA police chief Wanda Dunham.
"I want to reiterate that this is an extremely isolated incident," Dunham said. "We regret that the many citizens who witnessed this incident did not utilize the emergency call button that is available in all rail cars to directly contact the rail operator or contact MARTA police so that we could have responded to this situation immediately."

This version of the vid has subtitles! Pretty funny

LHCountdown.com

Just 1 day until we all die... no joke

Drama

ADJUSTABLE HEAT HOT SAUCE - NEW

I would like to try this!!!

This innovative pump spray hot sauce allows you to change the heat of the sauce by turning the cap. It changes from slightly spicy to fiery. The Adjustable Sauce has been featured on The Today Show and in Time Magazine. It was also a winner of Best New Product and Best Packaging at Chile Pepper Magazine's Fiery Food Challenge. Not only can you change the heat on this sauce, but the pump spray gives you a more even distribution of sauce on your food. 7.1oz.

Does this b1tch ever close her mouth? - E46Fanatics

LMAO!!!!!
Worth the click...

"Piracy PSA" with Christopher Mintz-Plasse from NOTMS, Judd Apatow, and chrismintzplasse

Mclovin from superbad and his PSA

Megan Fox - Topless! - E46Fanatics

Ummm.. yeah, i just thought you guys would like to know...

Death toll in China earthquake up to nearly 9,000 - Yahoo! News

WOW!!!!
What a disaster.... best wishes to them.. sigh

Face of the Future

Always wanted to be black, asian, or white?
Transform yoself!

I dont believe!

Never tried making a hat out of ground beef.... hmm

OMG

Pleasant dreams...

I dont even know

Recession!

Brace for the fall...
Start buying shiz mofos! Stimulate that economy!!!

Toyota announced its first quarter results on Wednesday, and the automaker's fiscal results highlight just how bad the U.S. auto market is. Toyota's profits tumbled by 28 percent during the first four months of the year — compared to the same time period in 2007 — largely due to a sagging U.S. market and the continued erosion of the dollar's value against the yen.

FerrariGTCountdown

10 Days!!!!!
Sounds amazinggggggggggg

No details about the new model appear on FerrariGTCountdown.com, but the website does including a timer counting down to the next batch of information — just under 11 days until the Italian automaker gives a little bit more away.
It is expected that Ferrari will reveal the car bit by bit until the car's official unveiling at September's Paris Motor Show.

Biker Tries To Out Run Garage Door Video

This prob wasnt the smartest thing to do... looks really painful

Wanna make $17k in 90 days? - E46Fanatics

Well, pack your bags for Houston because NASA wants to pay you $17,000 to stay in bed for 90 straight days.

I should do this.... just give me a computer and im good!

RIdiculous Beer Pong Table Is Crazy, Nuts - Geekologie

Damn, this is def the most badass beer pong table!!!



Skip to 2:15... before that its just vid of the wiring...

LOL rick ross's chain.... - E46Fanatics

HAH!!!!
And sean kingston on the right looks like a lil tard.
Crayon box?

These people have too much money...

Why I was fired....

For the last company picnic, management decided that, due to liability issues, we could have alcohol, but only one (1) drink per person.


I was fired for ordering the cups.

The Superficial - John Mayer made something I like... *head explodes*

10-year-old gives birth to baby girl - E46Fanatics

Wow, how is this even possible.... gross
sad

THIS is why I hate rap and what it produces all over the country.... - E46Fanatics

Wow... i dont even know what to say...
What is happening to the country...

The robot steals our every thought...

Cyanide and Happiness

R2D2 Projector

Holy crap, this is pretty crazy....
Watch the video!!

Facebook | Graffiti

Holy crap... there are some NICE graffitis here...

Fvuck IRONMAN! - E46Fanatics

Its SUPERINDIAN!!!


LOL

Google

Search "find chuck norris"
And click "I'm feeling lucky"

clever

Designer Guns Great For Gaudy Tramps - Geekologie

A must have for any fashion aware serial killers...









Many more pics at the link...

Joint Behind Ear

Wow, this is pretty ridiculous, what a dumbassss

Funny tho, cop seems nice enough

Guess!

Guess what this stands for:

J F M A M J J A S O N D

Lets see how smart you guys are :)

Tallest LEGO Tower Is Pretty Tall, But Wired - Geekologie

I'm impressed

Holy Repo, Batman: The Batmobile Is On eBay - Geekologie

This is pretty damn awesome..
But $500,000????
No thanks...

Craftsman 1470 pc. Professional Tool Set | Uncrate

This isnt that interesting....
But I'm not gonna lie...
It would be a dream come true if I got this

Extreme Sex... - E46Fanatics

Wow... This is crazy...
And um... its not work or parent safe...
Obviously

Rieger Audi A4 B8 cars photo gallery

Holy crap! This is hotttt



I want the new A4 now!!!!!!

Lenovo makes fun of Macbook Air - E46Fanatics

Might be worth a look

Audi R8 too damn good for Ironman Stunt Crew - E46Fanatics

Audi > Special effects.
SUCK ITTTT



HOW MANY FREAKING R8s DID THEY DESTROY!!!
:cry:

Heres the Q7 one

Theres fail....

YouTube - I'm Not Your Friend Buddy South Park Remix

Some people have too much free time...
But i actually sounds good...
Impressive.

Ferrofluids

This made my jaw drop

A ferrofluid (from the Latin ferrum, meaning iron) is a liquid which becomes strongly polarized in the presence of a magnetic field. It is a colloidal mixture comprising extremely small magnetic particles suspended in a liquid. The particles are coated with a soap or detergent to prevent them from clumping together.

Falling forever

Thought this was funny

The One Black Mag Night Extravaganza

Aubrey's brand new blog for his newly acquired bike

Check it out!

BTW, if anyone can help figure out why his pics get cut off, let us know!

insane pics of mid air collision - E46Fanatics

Pretty crazy... but sad...
But damn...

Hahah Scare Tactics FTW - E46Fanatics

LMAO!!!!
When he attacks the wall

Priceeeeeeeelesss

Got this in a text...

"CNN reported that gas stations will start playing porn as you fill up, so you can watch someone else getting fucked at the same time you are."

Thought this was funny

Havnt posted a convo in a while
But i thought this was funny...
Random and weird

iSLANQ: we need to aquire a world destroying ray gun of sorts too... hrmmmm
siLEntTriGGr: hm
iSLANQ: all i have are these 3 rubber bands, a lighter, and 2 paper clips... perhaps we should recruit mc giver as well?
siLEntTriGGr: i have a pack of tissues and a water bottle
iSLANQ: no, i used the tissues to beat off and the water to quench my thirst after i was done... back to the rubber bands and lighter...
siLEntTriGGr: lol
iSLANQ: this taking over the world thing is hard...
siLEntTriGGr: serious
siLEntTriGGr: how do we build a laser from a tissue filed with cum and rubber bands
iSLANQ: hahaha lmfao
iSLANQ: okay, i'll work on the cum, u work on finding more rubber bands