Darth Vader vs. Japanese Police Video

Haha... nice

The Facts about DRUGS - E46Fanatics

Interesting facts about drugs...
Tells you like the Number of users, and number of deaths from the drug, danger rating, etc.

YouTube - Billy's Balloon

Cartoon kids getting beat up by balloons... its kinda horrible... but its hilarious too

PHHOSO: Miss Teen Philippines USA

Now i understand matt.....

Car ad war - Award winners respect rivals' achievements - on Bore Me

BMW->Audi->Subaru

Lol... competition at its finest

CollegeHumor Movie: What's a disgruntled welder who opposes a recent zoning decision to do? Build an unstoppable armored bulldozer with rifles and lev

Holy crap, this is one of the craziest videos ive ever seen.
Some crazy bastard takes a 60 ton tractor, and coats it with cement and 2 inch thick steel sheets, then welds himself in... then mounts automatic/sniper rifles on in it...
Crazy.... he destroys half the town...

Clever Court TV Advertisement

But they were busted in 24 hours... haha.

Make sure to watch the youtube video too

YouTube - Borat House Shopping

Another good one

YouTube - Borat - Dating Service

Wow... this one is awesome...
I was eating, and i actually spit up my food all over my keyboard.

YouTube - Borat on Conan

"You would not want to make liquid explosion inside of her?"
LMAO

YouTube - borat

Hahaha, Watch this video of Borat... hilarious.
Its long.. but freaking awesome

YouTube - Trailer: Borat the movie

Wow... this movie looks freaking hilarious.

The end rules

YouTube - Windows Vista Speech Recognition

Microsoft Bombs.... agian... lol

YouTube - LAND WALKER -Japanese Robot suit-

Lol, kinda cool, but kinda retarded.
haha, just wait for the future though...

Bored... so lets have a WAR! - E46Fanatics

My war thread... lol, kind of entertaining

UFO - The Greatest Story Ever Denied - E46Fanatics

Cool.... I want to watch this movie

I believe in aliens, so many plants in the galaxy... billions... how can we be the only planet with life on it.

Honda-Tech.com: 1993 Prelude Through hell and back.

A prelude converted to RWD.... crazy
I would love a RWD honda!

Meez: MeezMall

Make an animation version of yourself!

I tried... but i dont think it really looks like me that much... kinda close though. Haha...

Whatever.. here it is...

Im at the auto show!!

This guy's is super close though:
http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showpost.php?p=4668572&postcount=1


Heres matt!!!


Its scottttttttttttt

YouTube - PERFECT PICTURES OF AN INPERFECT WORLD

Wow, this is crazy... and sad

YouTube - [Flipbook]Action Study.

Sick, probably took forever

YouTube - Colbert Interviews Eleanor Holmes Norton

Colbert Bags on Washington DC.
His interviewee gets pisssssssed
ROFL

SI.com - The Fortunate 50

The 50 Top Paid American Athletes!

Tiger Woods is #1.... Almost $100 Million a year....
Thats $267,474 a day or $46936.55 an hour! (If he worked 8 hours a day 5 days a week)

YouTube - Daily Show with Jon Stewart - Al Sharpton?

Hahaha.
This is awesome, Reverend Al Sharpton doesnt show up for his Daily Show interview, so they get Stephen Colbert to fill in, pretending to be Al Sharpton.

Haha, hes pretty good at improv.

YouTube - The Daily Show - 2003.02.13 - Taepodong

Haha... "This taepodong... is very sensitive"

YouTube - The Daily Show gets the Bananas

Haha, i like this one cuz Stephen and Jon start cracking up

Chart House

So we went to get dinner at the Chart House on the PCH for Wendy and Heather's B-day...

Check out this bill!



But they threw in free appetizers which was cool... we ordered like 60$ worth

YouTube - Colbert Report Oregon's 5th district

This is hilarious

Baby got back

Asian girls in mini skirts....
i dont know why, but its kind of entertaining... hahaha

Techdirt: RIAA Will Drop Cases If You Point Out That An IP Address Isn't A Person

How to beat those RIAA bastards!
I guess me stealing my neighbor's internet might actually help them in the future if they get sued by the RIAA

Dealership Doesn't Like Deal, Takes Car Back

So a guy buys a truck at the dealership...
Then the next night, the dealership steals the car back!

Grandma Gets Down - BREAK.com

Haha, this is our generation in 50 years.

Twisted Sisters - BREAK.com

Natural selection... these girls got OWNED

I wanna see the aftermath though

YouTube - sexyback exclusive.

Some... poppy song...
music video is pretty cool though. lol

Please rate Girls' Butts in Blue Jeans - E46Fanatics

Mmmmmmmm, which one is your favorite?

YouTube - Circle Circle Dot Dot - YOUTUBE MEGAMIX

Haha, this is kinda cool

Songs by jamie kennedy

YouTube - Colbert making fun of morning news for deriding his program

Wow, i love Colbert.
He tears those news shows apart.

Private Myspace

businessMANx87: dont you hate when people put their myspaces available only to friends?
siLEntTriGGr: LOL
siLEntTriGGr: private
businessMANx87: like.. i take it as they think their fuckin snobs
siLEntTriGGr: i hate that shit
businessMANx87: like their too good for us
siLEntTriGGr: i take it as
siLEntTriGGr: they dont want guys like me jacking off using their pics
businessMANx87: lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
businessMANx87: aselkjasldkfja;lsdkfja;dslkfja;dslfkja;dlfka;dflkajds;flkajdf;alkdsjf;alskdfja;ldskfja
businessMANx87: lollll
businessMANx87: lolllll hahahahaha
businessMANx87: shite
businessMANx87: asd;flkajdsflkadsjf
businessMANx87: lol
siLEntTriGGr: lol

Alien Bug Lands In Backyard - BREAK.com

Wow, this thing is so weird

Exxon Mobil makes more than $10 billion - Jul. 27, 2006

Bastards.... all of them...
Bastards!!!

YouTube - Airplane Crashes

Holy crap, these are crazy vids

Most of those crashes were probably caused by snakes...

can you spot the 8 navy seals? - E46Fanatics

Damn, theyre good

Haha... scroll down too!

We Feel Fine / by Jonathan Harris and Sepandar Kamvar

Whoa, this is really interesting
I think its kinda like PostSecret...

It crashed my firefox, so if it doesnt work for you, try using IE

19" Axis Supermesh Wheels Staggered

My car on E-Bay agian...
But this time they asked permission, lol

19" Axis Supermesh Wheels Staggered

My car on E-Bay agian...
But this time they asked permission, lol

Mobility=Life

Haha

Awwwwwwwwwwwwww

rie: your'e such a sweet guy
rie: in every way
rie: you make me feel so comfortable
rie: and
rie: chillax
rie: and
rie: you're amazing
rie: dont eEVER change



...friend zone?
Definantly.

Jon exposes Senator Stevens on neutrality

Haha. this is awesome...
old people are ridiculous

Spur of the Moment Photoshoot! 56k Warning - E46Fanatics

Went on another photoshoot.

Enjoy!

Sick TT 350Z

Damn, this thing is sick... love the color....
Looks like candy blue or something... dont think its OEM

Lance Bass of `N Sync reveals he's gay

Shocking news, i dont think anyone saw this coming!



....now we're just waiting for the other 4.

Photoshoot

siLEntTriGGr: maybe u should come model
xsexyness: yeah?
xsexyness: for sure
xsexyness: i only do nude photoshoots tho
siLEntTriGGr: hm
siLEntTriGGr: no titty smudges on the paint
siLEntTriGGr: and its ok
siLEntTriGGr: or snail trails
xsexyness: hrm
xsexyness: i'll try okay?
xsexyness: i cant guarantee anything
siLEntTriGGr: lol
siLEntTriGGr: cuz
siLEntTriGGr: a snail trail would eat the clearcoat

Shopping Cart Idiot

Wow, this is just stupid.... wow.... woww....
Stupid, and he pays the price

16 GB Flash Drive

Holy crap.... 16 GB!
1,227$ ....

99 Photos from this weekend: Crystal Cove and the Moto GP race @ Laguna Seca - E46Fanatics

Awesome photography

Half Life 2- Portal Trailer HD

Wow, this game looks freaking hard

YouTube - Weird Russian Video

What the helllllllllll is this real?

Skip to 5:30!!

Skyline goes Pop

Bastards abusing the crap out of a skyline....

Me and my brother washed our cars and took some pictures :) - E46Fanatics

wow... these guys sure are livin the good life...

it is 22% more likely to rain on Saturdays...

"The fine particulate matter produced by car exhaust and other human sources of pollution form cloud condensation nuclei, leading to the production of clouds and increasing the likelihood of rain. As commuters and commercial traffic cause pollution to build up over the course of the week, the likelihood of rain increases: it peaks by Saturday, after five days of weekday pollution has been built up. In heavily populated areas that are near the coast, such as the United States' Eastern Seaboard, the effect can be dramatic: there is a 22% higher chance of rain on Saturdays than on Mondays."

New Nike+iPod

This is pretty cool...
Now if only i went running....

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Movie

Wowwww.... i cant wait for this one.
Trailer!!!

ObjectioN!

Yeah, seriously.

Crazy telemarketer call

HOLY CRAP!
How can anyone be this crazy??

I cant believe i actually listened to this whole thing...

Drunnnnnnk

X: im fuckin drunk
siLEntTriGGr: lol
siLEntTriGGr: sweeeeeeeeett
siLEntTriGGr: tell me dirty secrets
X: fuck
X: i fucked this one girl once
X: and she said
X: sweeeettt
siLEntTriGGr: LOL
siLEntTriGGr: awesome story

what's the grossest thing a chick's revealed to you? - E46Fanatics

Woww... definantly an interesting thread....

Nastiest thing I know of happened here where I go to school. Some guy was going down on this girl and nibbling on what he thought was her clit. Turns out it was an STD inflamed sack of puss which promptly exploded in his mouth

UGHHHHHHHHHHHH

So her friend started to develop what seemed to be an std cuz of the cold sores around her mouth. then she notices that the bumps are kinda moving. so she goes to the doctor and they tell her some disturbing news. the bumps aren't herpes, but some kind of worms. she asked how she could have gotten them and the doctor said they could only come from having sex with the dead. no she wasnt a necropheliac, but her boyfriend worked at a hospital and was having sex with the dead women. he must have picked something up and spread it to her. needless to say they broke up.

AHHHHHHHHHHH!

Being a pirate....

Random
... but catchy!



the original... (and full song)

*** BOOSTED JUNKIES - Technik and DA Motorsport Turbo - E46Fanatics

2 of the Sickest cars...
One turbo, one SC... drool

Hand Made Carbon Fiber & Genuine Leather Wallet

Wow... sick... Im definantly getting one of these....

Black or silver CF?!

S-Class limos and Yakuza do mix! -- Inside Line

Just a lil article about the Yakuza....

Crawling along at 15 mph in heavy traffic, I spotted three white S-Class limos in my rearview mirror threading their way through the congestion in tight formation. Their precision at maintaining single-file formation and their ability to block both lanes by straddling the white lines was as eye-opening as it was educational.

Bad ass....

Haley Joel Osment is in the hospital - The Superficial - www.thesuperficial.com

What the fock?!
This kid is 18?!

Jew vs Black Joke

One day little 7 year old Johnny approaches his mother and asks, "mommy I know you are Jewish and dad is black, so am I more black or more Jewish?"

Johnny's mother looks at him in shock and says, my "Johnny where in the world did that come from.

Go ask your father and see what he says." So little Johnny waits until his father gets home from work and says, "daddy am I more black or am I more Jewish?"

Johnny's father looks at him surprised and asks "why would you ask something like that son?"

Johnny looks up at his father and says, "well daddy Bobby down the street is looking to sell his bike for 20 dollars.

I'm just wondering whether I should Jew him down to 15 or wait until it's dark and steal the f ucken thing..."

Arnold Impression

lol, its kind of stupid.
But it actually made me laugh

"Chocolate" came in the mail today - E46Fanatics

Dang.... i really want this phone....
Now i wish i got this phone instead of my W800i!!
Its only 50$ more than what I paid!

The Big Lebowski - F_cking Short Version | Buzz Patrol

Lol.... the movie... The Big Lebowski edited to just "fuck"

Lol, i actually kinda wanna watch the movie now.... hahaha

Video - haha!! Idiot decides to jump on people's hoods. Well, this Lexus RX300 owner thinks you should be killed!!!! CRAZYY! but he got what he deserv

Holy crap, this guy gets ownedddd!
Definantly deserved it

Video - haha!! Idiot decides to jump on people's hoods. Well, this Lexus RX300 owner thinks you should be killed!!!! CRAZYY! but he got what he deserv

Holy crap, this guy gets ownedddd!
Definantly deserved it

Back from the Dead! -Photoshoot-

3 New pics I edited!!!

Scott didnt want to work with them cuz hes picky like that...
but i know something good when i see it.

Can you believe, if it wasnt for me, these pics would have been gon forever?
Never to be seen agian.

More bad luck...

So to really rub in how much he hates me... God decided to mess with my car more...

So today as i was going home from Moorpark... my windows were rolled down...
as i get on the freeway, i roll up my windows...

Then from the back i hear "CRACK, *clank* *clank*!"

Im like wtf?! I thought i hit a bottle or something...
Then i realized one of my windows wasnt rolling down.... shit.........

I guess my window regulator died on me...

So i get home, and pull my window up as high as it can go with my hands.
And what do i notice... my tint is ripped!!! ARGHHH


So i go online, find a step by step explaination on how to fix the problem....

I take apart my door, and spend like 3 hours trying to fix the damn thing temporarily.
What i did is ghetto rig it with a zip tie!
Lol.. it works... for now...

This is just temprary till i can order the part i need.


Anyways, after that, i hooked up my angel eyes agian.
And replaced a few damaged parts....
Now my angel eyes work agian!
BOOTYFULLL!!!


I spent like.... 6 hours on my car today...

Pretty much 4-10pm straight...

Stopped for a quick dinner in the middle.. but thats about it.

My fingers are incredibly sore... my back is sore... and i got all this grime under my fingernails....

But it feels great to get everything working agian...
very satisfying.

Owned by spam....

wow, i got literally 200+ comments in one night... lol

all of it spam.

Oh well, at least they said nice things and kind of hid the links.

thatvideosite.com :: A cat with two faces

Holy crap, video of the 2 faced cat!!!

So crazy....
I hope it doesnt die :(

Back from the Dead! -Photoshoot- - E46Fanatics

WOOOOO!!!

New photoshoot of my car!

Thanks scott!

Preview:

CNN.com - Stranded baby whale euthanized - Jul 18, 2006

:(

Couple pics of my cayenne TT - E46Fanatics

Kerry Getz's (Pro skateboarder) SICK ass Cayenne Turbo

More Zidane

YouTube - Worthy of an academy award

Watch the bottom left! LOL
I wonder what they were "sad" about

TribalWar Forums - Photoshop: TWIP (7-18-06) by Fool

More photoshopping...
i love these!

Just when I thought things were going good...

So im clay baring my car today....
and what do i realize... my front bumper... is damaged...

Im pretty sure this wasnt there when i sent my car in....

Pretty much ruined my day... and it'll ruin every single day that i see my front bumper.

I paid 450$ for the freaking paint job, to be ruined by a fucking shop.
sigh.

Hmmmm

Car doesnt fit the garage... time to buy a new house

Step Inside A 75 Million Dollar Home » SpikedHumor.com

Wow... this house is sooo sick...
Drool... one day.

3 pools?! Who needs that many when youre next to the beach?!

The garage is sick.....

Spiderman

Yes....... spiderman body painting.....
NWS

The Early November - No Good at Saying Sorry Live Acoustic - Google Video

One of my fav songs from the album.... theyre good live

Reunited

Months, lots of stress, and $2000 later.
I finally got my car back... problem free in working order...

First time in forever my car hasnt been totally f'ed up.

I feel great.

But dang, thats a lot of mod money... Splitting the cost with my dad, oh well.
Its great to have the car back... driving it is sooooooo fun.

Showcar Gets Stolen

I wonder why the cops care so much about this one particular car...
Cars get stolen all the time...

Anyways, worth between $50,000-$150,000?
$100,000 is a huge gap, lol wtf?

Hm... crazy showcar, and thats the best pic they can get of it?

Explosm.net - Comics: Cyanide and Happiness

Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net

So today the United States used the most power it has ever used. - E46Fanatics

just saw this on CNN. Apparently the heat caused everyone in the entire country to run their AC full blast all day.

tomorrow is supposed to be worse. An all time record for power consumption.

Marissa Miller is in decent shape - The Superficial - www.thesuperficial.com

Marissa Miller was spotted on a Miami beach in what I imagine was an attempt to make every woman there hate themselves and want to die. The difference between this and this is almost shocking. They've both got the same body parts, but one looks like they crawled out from beneath a trailer and the other looks like they were dropped off by God himself into the ocean.

Victoria's Secret - Online Shop

MORE JARAH MARIANO!!!
Although, she doesnt look as great in these pics.... But i still love her!!

MTV Curse Claims Carmen & Dave - Yahoo! News

Shes single agian!!!
So i have my chance once agian....

Tutti Frutti Summer Love - Google Video

Does it get any better than this?

Probably not

"Its a no-no..... and i like it"

YouTube - Cyril Takayama - Fish Revival (Full Version)

Im conviced that this guy is an alien.
Him and David Blain must have come to earth together on a space ship from planet "WhatTheFuck?"

Worlds Most Dangerous Comic - BREAK.com

Wow, this is nuts....
i think hes more like.. the craziest comic... rather than dangerous

Wheres the next one!!

NBC10.com - HealthWatch - Kitten Born With 2 Faces

Kitten with 2 faces... yeah... its real, not photoshop.
I saw it in the news on TV.



Damn, whats up with all the mutated cats lately... there was just a cyclopse kitten a few months ago.

OutFOXed: Rupert Murdoch's War on Journalism (Interviews) [fox news, FNC, media] - Google Video

OutFOXed: Rupert Murdoch's War on Journalism (Interviews) [fox news, FNC, media] - Google Video

Homoness

weE iTs Scott EE (5:13:37 AM): well im gonna jam
weE iTs Scott EE (5:13:39 AM): later
siLEntTriGGr (5:13:45 AM): theres nobody on anymore
weE iTs Scott EE (5:13:53 AM): LOL
weE iTs Scott EE (5:13:55 AM): wanna.......
weE iTs Scott EE (5:14:01 AM): talk on the phone till we both fall asleep.......................?
siLEntTriGGr (5:14:45 AM): yeah
weE iTs Scott EE (5:14:51 AM): ok
siLEntTriGGr (5:15:33 AM): i so knew u would call

Crazy Frog Bros. - Google Video

w............ttttttttttttt.........ffff!!!??!

eBay: Westinghouse LVM-42W2 42" 1080p LCD HDTV (item 320007508272 end time Jul-18-06 10:44:37 PDT)

Is this for real?!

Someone please buy it and let me know... if its ral, im getting one!

AudiWorld - AudiCustomizer

Damn, this thing is awesome!
I made my dream A3... Drool....

IGN: A Scanner Darkly Trailer, Videos and Movies

The first 24 minutes of Keanu Reeves' new movie... thats like.. half cartoon half not...

I havnt watched it yet, but im willing to bed it ends at the worst cliffhanger ever...

Chappelle's Show - Lost Episode 2

The 2nd Episode of Chappelle's Lost Episodes

YouTube - Chappelle's Show: MTV Cribs

Damn, Chappelle sure is ballin these days

Polish Ping Pong

So Scott was playing polish ping pong....
and got owned.

lol


If you dont know what polish ping pong is.
Look at this vid...

Napping

siLEntTriGGr: hey

Auto response from Assassin GT R: Me is a little tired for some reason. lol If you need me just IM me to wake me up.

Assassin GT R: yes
siLEntTriGGr: wassup
Assassin GT R: lol nothin much
Assassin GT R: was taking a nap
Assassin GT R: whats up
siLEntTriGGr: just sayin hi
Assassin GT R: ...
Assassin GT R: lol you got me out of bed
Assassin GT R: to
Assassin GT R: say hi
siLEntTriGGr: :-)

Jackass: Number 2

2nd Jackass movie preview

lol@ where they pull out vito's tooth with a lambo

Fantom Drives - 500GB 7200rpm G-Force MegaDisk USB 2.0 Hard Drive - MDU500 - Data Storage - External Hard Drives - PC Mall

500GB Harddrive for 200$

Not for me, since i already have 600gb on this comp :)

But its a good deal

The tragic end to Oshin's Turbo ZHP - E46Fanatics

WOW... this is just fucking horrible

A SICK ass custom turbo BMW... stolen.
Freaking brutal... hurts to see the pictures.

Ive seen and heard the car in real life... and it was sooo nice.

Here it was before.

Light Side Up Productions

Greatest prank ever?!

How the hell did they do this?

Amazing...

Jackson Pollock

Ok, truthfully, i dont really know what it is.
You draw... and when you click.... it changes colors...
Kinda nifty... but no idea what its for. haha

YouTube - Bro Rape: A Newsline Investigative Report

Shooooooooooot
All this sounds strangly familiar....

Crazy Insane Accord

Holy crap, these guys in the middle east seriously have too much money.

Hard Gay Does Fathers Day

This one is great!

Hard Gay!

HOLY CRAP!!

The full series of hard gay!!

YESSSSSSSSS!!

Domino Series Part 5 (Morning Alarm / Breakfast)

Holy crap, this is crazy!!
One of the most elborate (and longest) dominos things ive ever seen..

And this site... The Japanese are Crazy... never heard of it before... but its true!

Video - my four dollar exhuast

Haha, awesome

Got my flash drive!

Got the flash drive i posted about earlier.

Its sickkkk.
I love it

Really small... a lot smaller than i expected...
High quality too, the case is like gold aluminum... really nice

And looks great, unlike most of the cheaper flash drives out there.


Heres a comparison pic of Mr. Flash... Size compared to a SD card, a stock of gum, and my 128MB Flash Drive

Real World News!

That crazy anorexic girl from real world got arrested... for biting her boyfriend

Paris Hilton is a total liar - The Superficial - www.thesuperficial.com

Soo... shes trying to give up sex....
ha...hah...HAHAHAHAH

Paris Hilton giving up sex for a year is like Lindsay Lohan giving up bikinis. Or Britney Spears giving up taping her baby to the trunk of her car. It sounds good on paper but everybody knows it's not gonna happen. Having sex is Paris Hilton. Can you say to a rainbow "Hey, stop being a rainbow for a second"? No! Such is Paris Hilton.

know any girls who have the "jewelized" cellphones? those fake plastic crystals? - E46Fanatics

The ultimate teenie bopper Mercedes....
This is definantly something Paris Hilton would do...
What if she did this to hre SLR?!

nike joga bonito - Google Video

Another cool soccer commercial/vid

YouTube - Formula D Chicago 06: Coverage from the Cold

YouTube - Formula D Chicago 06: Coverage from the Cold

E92 coupe design process photos and concept sketches - neat stuff - BMW 3-Series (E90 E92) Forum - E90Post.com

Pretty interesting

amazing ronaldinho - Google Video

Whaaaaaaaaaat how is this even possible.
How can anyone have such good aim?

Plymouth Barracuda HEMI

Wow... currently at $435,000 and reserve not yet met...

I read its one of the rarest muscle cars...

From Wikipedia:

The 426 Hemi option would remain, and the Hemi-powered 1971 Barracuda convertible is considered one of the rarest and most desirable collectible automobiles in the world, with a recent example selling for over US$2 million. An owner of one of these examples turned down a firm offer for US$5 million in 2004. Exactly 7 of these were made with this body style and engine combination (two with four-speed manual transmissions, and five with three-speed automatic transmissions). All are currently accounted for, and are in perfectly restored condition.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Plymouth_Barracuda

Colbert on the World Cup winner | Buzz Patrol

Yeahhhh USA Co-Winners of the world cup!!

Lindsay Lohan might be making porn - The Superficial - www.thesuperficial.com

Yeah... what the heck is she doing?
Thats gonna be an interesting scene

Holy Sh!t, I need one of these............. - E46Fanatics

World's Largest Full HD Plasma!!
103 Inches!!

Real life 007 car - E46Fanatics

"MACHINE GUN/ SHOT GUN FIRING SYSTEM; ***OIL SLICK;***SMOKE SCREEN; ***NAIL TACKS TOO!!!"

My Pixel Car!!!

FedEx | Track

Yesssssssss

Eva Longoria without makeup

EW!!!!!!
WTF?

Jesus, King of Beers and Jews

The company that leases the billboard believes vandals made the poster at home and then pasted it on top of the ad that's supposed to be there. It shows Jesus holding a Budweiser in between the phrases "Jesus, King of Jews" and "Jesus, King of Beers."

TribalWar Forums - Photoshop: TWIP (7-10-06) by Fool

Another photoshop thread!!
I love these... i know you do too!

so, this guy got a house from trading a paperclip? - E46Fanatics

Holy crap...
He started with a paperclip... then traded up, and up agian, till he got a house.
WTF!!!

I am going deeply, deeply underground

Sick looking Opel...

YouTube - Fire Apparatus Ladder

"Town Angered by Ladder Swap" "Fire engine ladder is 7.5 feet, not 75 feet as originally promised."

Town.... owned.

New A3 vs Slightly Used G35c?! - E46Fanatics

Im trying to decide between these 2 cars... what do you think!?

Just Surrender

Wednesday, September 27
W. Hollywood, CA
9081 Santa Monica Blvd.
The Troubadour
w/ Amber Pacific, Sherwood, October Fall, and All Time Low

Mclaren F1 Delivery - Google Video

Dan Kennedy taking delivery of his Mclaren F1....
1 Million dollar car...

His wife is soooooooo annoying!!
She better be blazing hot, to make up for how annoying she is!

But wow... wait for when he starts it at 6 minutes...

Other neat things:
-It has GPS!
-He extends and retracts the spoiler
-Car has soooo much carbon fiber in it.
-Each passenger gets a headset to talk/listen to each other
-His wife is soooooooooo annoying, wait for her to get into the seat at the end.


Here he is driving the Mclaren to 200mph... complete with annoying wife

Heres Dan Kennedy letting a 13 year old kid drive his Enzo...

Heres the Enzo Racing the Mclaren.... Mclaren wins

Gran Turismo 4 Online Beta... - E46Fanatics

39 people in the nation playing right now. Its cool. Format seems to be this. 6 cars per race. Winner chooses car 2nd place picks track. Everyone races the same car. (This is under custom mode). They also have things like the beetle cup set up but no one is racing there.

We've seen some frame rate drops when guys get bunched, but no real lag yet.

The winner always seems to pick odd ball race cars like the Lister or Citreon or Treuno cars. Seems to be the thing to do is learn an odd ball car and make everyone else suffer.

Even More Updated Sig

I guess Andrew go bored.

Redline

I want to watch this movie!!

And apparently, this guy's uncle is financed the film!!

my uncles the producer of the film. daniel. he also financed the entire film. all the cars in the film are his personal collection. he's ceo of quick loan funding.

Zidane Saves Materazzi's Life (fixed)

Damn, so this is the real reason why he was headbutted

YouTube - Dave Chapelle lost episodes- 2pac skit

HAHA, this is awesome!

YouTube - David "The Hoff" Hasselhoff - Jump In My Car

Holy crap, are they serious....
This cant be for real... is it a joke?

New Mac TV Ads

Best week EVER!

blonde joke of the day... - E46Fanatics

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me.
I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster".
He takes her hand and says "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then with a deep sigh he said "let's put all these Corn Flakes back in the box."

Nintendo World Cup

Zidane Head Butt Game - BREAK.com

The Zidane Head Butt Game...

E46Fanatics - View Profile: Presns323i

My new sig!

Urban Dictionary: orlando bloom

Orlando Bloom
132 up, 115 down


A moment in which someone slaps another across the face, and the reciever does nothing about it. Originated from the fact that Orlando Bloom looks like he would do nothing if he took a cock slap to the face.

He was acting like a bitch so I Orlando Bloomed him

YouTube - Daily Show - Stephen Colbert - Gaydar

Wow... stephen colbert was awesome!
go back to the daily show!!

Widebody NSX

Wow, this such a sick ass NSX

Him? Me? (new gif/sound loop)

Greatest movie.... ever

Italy Wins World Cup!

Congratulations to them...

But more importantly... Zidane headbutts some poor bastard


Everyones saying its horrible and a terrible way to end your carreer....
I'm thinking... is there any more of a badass way to go out?

I dont think so....

Zidane has apparently been reading a lot of Maddox lately.

PostSecret

This week's set is pretty good.

Jason Reinsvold's BowMaster

Pretty neat and elaborate game.

Europrojektz/MWDesign Models from Driven to Perform 2006 Vancouver, Canada - E46Fanatics

Wow... this asian model is soooo hot!!!
Drool

Shes actually good looking, and doesnt dres like a dirty whore like most import models...

1GB PQI Mr. Flash U172 USB 2.0 Gold

23$ For a 1GB Flash Drive... just bought one.

www.myspace.com/skywalker

Wow, theyre really good...
Playing at the Cobalt Cafe on Aug 27th!!
Im going!
Whos down?!

Check out their purevolume too.
www.purevolume.com/skywalker

Plus.... asian lead singer!!

YouTube - Taco Town

Lol.. tacos just keep getting awesomer and awesomer!!

Teacher had sex with 6 different students, 9yr old Amazon girl gives birth - E46Fanatics

wtf?

E92 335i Photoshop. - E46Fanatics

Andrew mods the E92.
Actually looks really good here..

Front
Rear

mmm... makes me want to play some soccer *semi-NWS* - E46Fanatics

wow. does it get any hotter than this
but whats up with the girl getting her neck broken?

Disney/Pixar Presents... Cars!!

Float like a Cadillac, sting like a Bimmer



Lolllllllllll
So cool, thanks scott

Mr Nice

Oh yes, he is back!

YouTube - THE REAL WHITE BOY WHO CAN DUNK (Put It On The Main Page!)

damn, this white kid can dunk like crazy

disney and pixar's "cars" - Club RSX Message Board

Someone do my carrrrr!!!

Sony PSP Ad

Lol... racist?
Who cares?

Air pollution and overcrowding in Athens creates Super Mosquitos | Buzz Patrol

Athens-based mosquitoes can detect humans at a distance of 25-30 metres (yards) and also distinguish colours, unlike their colour-blind counterparts elsewhere in the country that only smell blood at 15-20 metres, Ta Nea daily reported. The "super mosquitoes" of the Greek capital also beat their wings up to 500 times a second — compared to 350 beats for other variations — and are larger by 0.3 microgrammes on average, the paper said, citing a study conducted by Aristotelio University in the northern city of Salonika.

Gross...
They better stay there

Coke Commercial

Since CocaCola knew the burning question that everyone has been asking, they finally decided to answer it.
"What happens inside the coke machine after you put your money in?"

Earphone shortening knot?!?!?

Ok, so i went to my freind's house a few days ago.
and her brother had his headphones out... and i noticed he had these crazy knots in it, that shortened the length of the cord

i odnt even know how to explain it...
ive been trying to figure out how he did it...

it looked kinda like this... but much tighter, neater, and permanent.

does anyone know how to do this?!
or know a website that shows you how to do this??

Redneck Rocket Launcher

Man builds rocket launcher. Then shoots eight thousand five hundred bottle rockets at once. This is killer video. What a firestorm!

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat
Thats a lot of freaking bottle rockets

I Miss My Baby

I havnt driven it for months :(
Seriously, i miss it.
Get well soon!



This is an exclusive, never before seen picture!
(Well, only me and Scott have seen it... its his pic btw.)

July 4th/5th

July 4th

BBQ At Bev and Candice's house at PVE.

Soo... Bev's house has a tennis court in the backyard...
and I pretty much learned that i love tennis.
Haha, i used to hate it cuz i sucked.
But i can actually get the ball over the net *most* of the time now.
So its actually kinda fun now!
I really want to start playing more... get a lil exercise.
Who wants to play tennis with me!?

And bev made this awesome american flag from fruit... pretty creative.


Just some random pics...
Matt pretending he knows how to BBQ.


Eating delicious BBQ



July 5th.
Went 1 Dollar Bowling
And i learned i pretty much rule a lotta ass.
Lol, jp, I get lucky... and sometimes do good, and sometimes bomb.
anyways, look at this score though!




So, on the way home, we hit some baddd traffic.
So as we're waiting, we see this big rig that drove off the freeway...
probably driving too fast to stop in time for the traffic and veered off.
pretty crazy
Really hard to tell in this pic, but the front (Cab) is hanging off the freeway, into the trees/bushes/hill



Then when we finally get to the front, some pickup truck flipped..
Hard to see in this pic too (my cell sucks at night time pictures)

Dixis Red Hot CSL

Sooooooooo sick
Straight race

YouTube - Dennis Madalone's America: We stand as one

A lil patriotism for you guys...

A day late... but, better than never!

Haha... this guy is so corny

////$$$$ TECHART CAYMAN FTMFW (56k....go upgrade) \\\\$$$$ - E46Fanatics

Techart sure knows how to make amazing bodykits

Economists find 'More Sex is equal to $50,000 pay increase' | Buzz Patrol

The study, done by no-sex-please-we're-British economists and titled Money, Sex and Happiness: an Empirical Study, said that increasing the frequency of sex from once a month to once a week caused the same amount of happiness as getting a $50,000-a-year pay rise. Researched by Dartmouth College economics professor David Blanchflower, along with Warwick University's Andrew Oswald, the study took 1990s American data of about 16,000 people and generalised the results for males and females of all ages. "The most interesting thing this study shows is that money buys happiness, but not as much as you would think," Blanchflower said in his summary.

But then... how much sex is "more" sex?

Han

Ballerness to the max

Woot : One Day, One Deal

My first Woot!!

Cobra XRS9500 11 Band Radar & Laser Detector

Normally: $100
Woot Price: $60

Save 40$... why not.



Yeah, i know its not a valentine 1
Butim sure its ok.
The way i see it:
Right now i drive with... nothing
And this is... something
And nothing=0
And something>0
Therefore, something is better than nothing
Therefore, this radar detector will work.
haha.

Put shoe on head!!!

lol!
the guys at YTMND raided a bunch of webcam sites and got the girls to put their shoes on their heads.
rofl... pretty funny.

just click through the links

This ones the motherload though!!
http://objectonhead.ytmnd.com/
NWS

Well... Update

As promised... heres an update.
But this time its on my life... with pictures
If you dont care, then dont read, punk.


June 30th
GooGooDolls/Counting Crows Concert. (Augustana also opened, theyre pretty good too)
I dont really listen to them, but Mike Tasch invited me. And he said he had awesome seats and VIP passes.... so why not?
Mike gave me an extra ticket to invite someone, and it just so happens Jeska Kwon listens to GGD and CC so i invited her.

Augustana:

(See the couple in the bottom left corner? They were they got so drunk during the concert, they spent the entire thing just making out and feeling each other up)

GooGooDolls (Blurry pic, sorry):


The concert was PACKED:
Look how good our seats were compared to this pic.


Why not


The best part about the concert though....
Drunk white people dancing.
I swear to god, nothing is funnier.
I spent a good half the the concert watching them try to dance...

I probably spent the other half watching old people make out.
It was disturbing and hilarious at the same time.

and look at this pic....

See the couple holding behind Jeska?
I swear to god... the girl was under 20 years old.. the guy was AT LEAST 50.
And they were making out and everything.
wtf?


July 1st
Chilled at Matt's since the his parents were out...
The night could basically be summed up with this pic.


Oh, and we had a lot of fun with tin foil and saran wrap that night. haha.

July 3rd
Watched Superman Returns.
It was ok, good CG, but was corny at times.
It was pretty long, and went really slow at times... not that much action.
A lot of drama/love story.

Maybe you should rent it. haha.


I rate it a 3/3.5 out of 5.


After the movie, I stopped by the TO Auto Mall to check out G35s...
And saw these...
Lotus Elise and Exiges.... So nice
Weird though...
The normal Elise were about $50k, while the much more hardcore/sicker/faster Exige were $55k, only a $5k difference.









July 3rd
Hollywood Bowl

Orchestra played American Classics.... Kenny Loggins sang his country music....
Pretty neat fireworks show w/ orchestra playing.
Kenny Loggins sang Footloose

Overall, it was pretty boring... only thing worth watching was the Fireworks and Footloose.... I would have rather skipped the whole begining, and just came for the end.

Hollywood Bowl:
We sat at the TOP... and when I say top, I litterally mean the tip top... lol
SOOOOO Many people...


Hollywood:


Fireworks:



And thats it for now...
July 4th:
Going to Beverly/Candice Yang's BBQ in PVE.
And Jenn Chu's bday after.