Sunday, June 29, 2008

Gay and Dix.... (Safe for work/parents)

Some highlights from the article:

"After the race, Gay and Dix looked at each other and slapped palms, then hugged. "

"I'm sore right now," Gay said, "but probably from the victory lap."{

"It means a lot to me," the 25-year-old Gay said. "I'm glad my body could do it, because now I know I have it in me."


Almost seems intentional doesn't it?

Friday, June 27, 2008

Bo Burnham

This guy makes some pretty funny songs..



He raps too!

garfield minus garfield

Hmmm.... not sure if I like it or not.
Who would have guessed that when you remove Garfield from the Garfield comic strips, the result is an even better comic about schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, and the empty desperation of modern life? Friends, meet Jon Arbuckle. Let’s laugh and learn with him on a journey deep into the tortured mind of an isolated young everyman as he fights a losing battle against loneliness in a quiet American suburb.

A hilariously creative prank

This guy's right side computer speaker goes on a "vacation"

Oldie but goodie...

Women drivers..........



Need I say more?


Another one!
HAHAHAHAHA

Now THIS is how you wash your car...

I've been doing it wrong this whole time!!

Epic failness

Coconut Crab

I would shit bricks if i saw one of these sneaking around my house like this






This thing is crazy too

WALL-E

Saw the movie tonight.... TWO THUMBS UP!!!

98% from Rotten Tomatoes cant lead you wrong.

GO SEE IT!!



I'm gonna start calling my car Eve :)

Another Fine Religious Practice

Ummmm............ wat.

A circumcision ritual practiced by some Orthodox Jews has alarmed city health officials, who say it may have led to three cases of herpes—one of them fatal—in infants. … The practice is known as oral suction, or in Hebrew, metzitzah b'peh: after removing the foreskin of the penis, the practitioner, or mohel, sucks the blood from the wound to clean it.

Thursday, June 26, 2008

Think I have a chance with this girl?

Hmmmmmmmmmm.....
i had a chat with a girl a few hours ago. I think i did alright. school is almost out, so i wanted to **** her soon. almost there i think. think i can make a move if she comes over?


mybrotherisdu (6:28:38 PM): What's up, this is Nick from trig class.
XXXXXXXXXX (6:30:02 PM): oh heyy nick!
mybrotherisdu (6:30:11 PM): Need any help with math?
mybrotherisdu (6:30:19 PM): Or anything else?
XXXXXXXXXX (6:30:54 PM): nah i get it now
XXXXXXXXXX (6:30:59 PM): thx to you
XXXXXXXXXX (6:31:02 PM): =)
mybrotherisdu (6:31:20 PM): I do what I can.
XXXXXXXXXX (6:32:15 PM): haha
mybrotherisdu (6:32:26 PM): So, what's up?
mybrotherisdu (6:33:09 PM): How was your day?
mybrotherisdu (6:35:47 PM): Please respond.
XXXXXXXXXX (6:35:56 PM): it was good
mybrotherisdu (6:36:56 PM): Is your internet lagging?
XXXXXXXXXX (6:37:00 PM): for a monday atl east
mybrotherisdu (6:37:02 PM): I can help you fix that.
XXXXXXXXXX (6:37:39 PM): no im just a lil busy atm
mybrotherisdu (6:37:50 PM): Oh, sorry.
XXXXXXXXXX (6:38:12 PM): lol nah its ok
XXXXXXXXXX (6:38:18 PM): nothing major
mybrotherisdu (6:38:26 PM): Oh.
mybrotherisdu (6:45:03 PM): Hey, well btw I passed my driving test today and I'm going to get a car this weekend.
XXXXXXXXXX (6:45:13 PM): heyy i gtg
mybrotherisdu (6:45:14 PM): In case you ever need a ride somewhere.
XXXXXXXXXX (6:45:21 PM): nice talking to you
mybrotherisdu (6:45:23 PM): Oh.
XXXXXXXXXX (6:45:26 PM): bye
mybrotherisdu (6:45:34 PM): Well I'll see you 7th period tomorrow!
XXXXXXXXXX signed off at 6:45:36 PM

Exquisite.

An S2000 done up right

Novitec Scuderia

WOw... this is a SEXY ass Ferrari!!!

I wantttt

Mini Me sex tape...

No joke... apparently he has one
You can see like 20 seconds of it at the link...
You dont see anything except him kiss a girl for like 5 seconds...

But its proof!

GROSSSSSS
What kinda girl can actually have sex with him?!
Its like having sex with a little baby...

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

Penis cloud to the rescue

I know Ive posted this at least like 3 times already... but i love this pic.

My greatest achievement in life

So damn true

Got this from Maddox's site...
This couldnt be more true... these guys need to stop making movies.... and get shot

Dreams suck pt 2

How sad...

Dreams can be a bitch

Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Dragonball Banner


....WTF?

Man Auctions off Entire Life...

Ian Usher is a 44-year old Australian that's selling his entire life on eBay. No, you don't get to kill him, but you do get his house, car, motorcycle, hot tub, friends, job, grill, pictures, computer, underwear, pride, and self respect. The auction ends on Sunday and is already up to about $300,000. Ian is holding the auction after his 12-year relationship with some chick name Laura dissolved and left him broken-hearted.


Pretty crazy

The People's Court - RAW

Whoa, pretty ingenious website...
People who have a disagreement each post a separate video telling their stories...
And the viewers get to watch and vote for whos right!

Prettttty cool and smart way to solve disputes

Robotic Snake Swims Underwater, Frightens The Hell Out Of Swimmers Everywhere

Wow, this thing is insane.... and scary.

Imagine seeing this in the water at the beach!!

Can anyone say loch ness monster?

Sunday, June 22, 2008

Fock the Hogans!!!

I dont know if you guys know, but the Hulk was talking to his son nick and they said something like "god wanted to punish john," cuz john is in the hospital because nick crashed his supra while john was in it...
Or something like that...

Watch this video of john to see what hes like now...
Warning: theres a huge ass hole in his head....

Play 1,000's Of Nintendo Games In Firefox

Thought you guys would like this:

Well with the drop of Firefox 3 yesterday I've been getting all kinds of tips about the program. And this is one of the awesomest: FireNes. It's a Firefox widget that allows you to play 1,000's of NES and other oldschool games at work through Firefox. It takes just a few seconds to download, then you just click on Tools, FireNes in your Firefox browser. All the games appear in a sidebar and you're good to go. That's a shot of me Blaster Mastering it up just a few minutes ago. Seriously, TPS reports or classic gaming? Exactly. Whoa, did you just see that? What was it? HA! -- it was productivity. It just took a flying fucking leap out the window.

Remains of Mummified Fairy Found!!



Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?!\




Edit:
Probably fake
http://www.snopes.com/inboxer/hoaxes/deadfairy.asp

Friday, June 20, 2008

The Great Office Nerf War

Pretty cool, I would love to participate in something like this one day

Thursday, June 19, 2008

Crazy Porsche Crash Pic

Go to the link for the pic...

Real Ghost Pic (included inside)

So some guy was sleeping and heard some scratching on his ceiling in the middle of the night...
He took a cell pic of his camera.... and this came out...
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Firefox World Record! - Download Day

Firefox 3 is released today!!
Get itttt
Its supposed to be much better...

Matte Black GTR

Sorry I havnt been updating much, I'm on a week long summer break right now... so I havnt been on the computer much...
Heres some stuff for now.

Monday, June 09, 2008

Sunday, June 08, 2008

Enough to make you cry! Audi damage! - Detailing World

OMG!!
This does make me want to cry!!
6 days old and 580 miles :(

The NEW A4! I havnt even seen one of these yet...


Friday, June 06, 2008

YouTube - Milgram Experiment (Derren Brown)

Same show as the one posted before this...
Here, they recreated the Milgram Experiment, and get almost the same results!!!

Crazy

YouTube - Derren Brown The Heist



WOW!!!!

This is amazing...
A TV show where using only subliminal messages and the power of suggestions, this guy gets some normal, middle class people to commit armed robery!!!

Based off the Milgram Experiment in obedience

Thursday, June 05, 2008

UPDATE: Freaking Brilliant: A Subway Pole Dancer - Geekologie

In public transportation news, police in Bucharest, Romania are looking for some chick that performs pole dances on the city's subway between stations and then uses AN EMPTY KFC BUCKET to ask for donations. That's actually her in the picture


Video at the link!!!

Wednesday, June 04, 2008

The Epilepsy Game - E46Fanatics

I got 80....
But holy hell it was difficult

Microwave PC Failed To Heat My Kid Cuisine - Geekologie

Pretty clever ass computer



Thats a monitor!!
The background is a picture of the inside of a microwave, lmao!

UPDATE: This Is What Happens... - Geekologie

Holy crap, a 2nd video taken from the cell phone cam of the guy you can see recording in the orig video...

With sound and color!!!


http://view.break.com/513569 - Watch more free videos

YouTube - A Cursive Memory -Everything- Music Video

Hahahahaha... this is awesome

I like the song... but the music video is hilarious.

Broke my Blackberry today...perfect timing for the new iPhone - E46Fanatics

Wha...

Has anyone ever heard of collegestudentinsurance.com ???

Apparently for 300$ a year (25$ a month)
They'll replace/pay for anything you break/lose/get stolen...

Ipods, cell phones, etc.....

I want to try this out!!!!

Office Worker Goes Absolutely Insane Video

This guy goes absolutely berserk!!!!

Office Worker Goes Absolutely Insane - Watch more free videos

Apple - Trailers - Wanted - HD

This movie looks freaking sick as helllll!
Its like the matrix in real life...
Watch the trailers.

Firefox World Record! - Download Day - E46Fanatics

Sounds like a good deal, right? All you have to do is get Firefox 3 during Download Day to help set the record for most software downloads in 24 hours - it’s that easy. We're not asking you to swallow a sword or to balance 30 spoons on your face, although that would be kind of awesome.


I pledged :)
Always willing to support a good cause (in this case, good, free software)

Monday, June 02, 2008

PIC of Drunk Driver hitting cyclists - E46Fanatics

Wow... his brake lights arent even on...

Matamoros, Tamaulipas, Mexico(Monday June-2-2008) Seven competitors from yesterday cyclist race were severely injured after being hit by a drunk driver, one of them died and other three were hospitalized. The drunk driver was arrested after the rest of the participants tried to lynch him.

30 year old Alejandro Alvarez, from Brownsville,Texas, was pronounced dead on the scene, while Alejandro Salvador Tamez, 18, Juan Machaita, 38, and Guadalupe Martinez,, 16, were severely injured.

Cyclists were participating in a race from Matamoros to Bagdad Beach, when drunk driver Jesse Campos, a Brownsville, Texas resident, in his Ford Grand Marquis, license 659-FKF from Texas, impacted seven cyclists, even as they were being escorted by Local Transit Officials.


You Can Own Death Row Records! | Dickism | The Guys Guide To Celebrity Gossip

Wowwwww

Suge Knight being forced to sell off his once-mighty Death Row empire. After filing for bankruptcy in 2006, a judge has ordered that all assets for Death Row be auctioned off to the highest bidder on June 24. That’s some serious stuff, as it includes the rights to all the recordings of Tupac Shakur, Snoop Dogg, and Dr. Dre. The minimum starting bid is a measly $24 mil. Get your bid in by June 10 if you’re looking for your own original copy of “The Chronic.”

The Superficial - MTV Movie Awards: Celebs did a bunch of crap but nothing as cool as Robert Downey Jr. attacking Jack Black's nutsicles



Lmao, this is hilarioussss

eBay Motors: Replica/Kit Makes : Ferr@ri Enzo Replica (item 270240576024 end time Jun-01-08 12:37:19 PDT)

Who wants an enzo?!

I heard a really disturbing thing on the radio today.. - E46Fanatics

Haha... wow... some documentary about breast feeding...
This mom is still breast feeding her daughter at 7!!!

Is that "numbnut", or? - E46Fanatics

NUMNAH!!!

CityNews: Man Arrested For Allegedly Spraying Saltwater On Unsuspecting Woman's Feet

Damn, $75,000 bail?
Punishment doesnt fit the crime!

New TT - 3 weeks old - Page 4 - E46Fanatics

I loveeee the new TT!

Sarah Jessica Parker Looks Like A Horse

AGREED!!!!
I dont see why anybody thinks she would be pretty...
She looks like a foot!

http://www.sarahjessicaparkerlookslikeahorse.com/