http://www.vertu.com/vertu/
$21,000 cell phone?! OMG!
www.claefootwear.com
lets rock these shoes
www.theliberator.com
just for kicks :D
Friday, August 29, 2003
Thursday, August 28, 2003
Wednesday, August 27, 2003
Aahhhh CHU: you know what would be cool? if girls showed their horniness lol
Aahhhh CHU: like guys
siLEntTriGGr: thats what ive been trying to do all along
siLEntTriGGr: they be like
siLEntTriGGr: "ya know, i think i'll go finger myself"
Aahhhh CHU: haha yes that would be awesome
siLEntTriGGr: haha
Aahhhh CHU: then we could follow them and watch
Aahhhh CHU: possibly help in some way
siLEntTriGGr: "ah man, i really want a dick right now"
Aahhhh CHU: haha
siLEntTriGGr: good stuff
siLEntTriGGr: girls who do that are sluts
Aahhhh CHU: but then again, they would be called sluts for acting horny all the time
siLEntTriGGr: damn
Aahhhh CHU: lol wtfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
siLEntTriGGr: hahah
siLEntTriGGr: get out of my head
Aahhhh CHU: thought theif
Aahhhh CHU: like guys
siLEntTriGGr: thats what ive been trying to do all along
siLEntTriGGr: they be like
siLEntTriGGr: "ya know, i think i'll go finger myself"
Aahhhh CHU: haha yes that would be awesome
siLEntTriGGr: haha
Aahhhh CHU: then we could follow them and watch
Aahhhh CHU: possibly help in some way
siLEntTriGGr: "ah man, i really want a dick right now"
Aahhhh CHU: haha
siLEntTriGGr: good stuff
siLEntTriGGr: girls who do that are sluts
Aahhhh CHU: but then again, they would be called sluts for acting horny all the time
siLEntTriGGr: damn
Aahhhh CHU: lol wtfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
siLEntTriGGr: hahah
siLEntTriGGr: get out of my head
Aahhhh CHU: thought theif
Tuesday, August 26, 2003
u know that yellow paper u have to sign agian cuz they messed up the first time, well, i forgot that in the begining,and they took it at hte first station, so i had to run home to look for it, and it turns out my mom didnt sign it, so i had to ask my moms friends to sign it for me, and then, when i get back to school, i turn it in and do all the registration stuff, and at the end they gave me the sheet agian,a nd said i had to get it signed agian cuz they made an error on the first one.......
my friends brother applied for a job straight out of college, went something like this:
Prospective Boss: "PSH, so why did u major in CHINESE?" (smirking)
Chris: "So I could talk to a Billion more people than you can"
He proceeded to walk out of the interview , got a call the next day as he had gotten the job
sometimes it pays to be a d!ck
Prospective Boss: "PSH, so why did u major in CHINESE?" (smirking)
Chris: "So I could talk to a Billion more people than you can"
He proceeded to walk out of the interview , got a call the next day as he had gotten the job
sometimes it pays to be a d!ck
Gas is going up in California because of :
1) the Alaskan pipeline to Arizona is broken and we're shipping gasoline to Arizona.
2) most of the oil refineries in California are offline either shut down permanently or being retrofitted for a different fuel mixture.
3) summer driving months when people are driving for a vacation. these last weeks are when most families are driving the most to take their kids somewhere before school starts.
1) the Alaskan pipeline to Arizona is broken and we're shipping gasoline to Arizona.
2) most of the oil refineries in California are offline either shut down permanently or being retrofitted for a different fuel mixture.
3) summer driving months when people are driving for a vacation. these last weeks are when most families are driving the most to take their kids somewhere before school starts.
Monday, August 25, 2003
Sunday, August 24, 2003
bun dan toh: who am i jason
bun dan toh: ?
siLEntTriGGr: jerry?
bun dan toh: fine then!
bun dan toh: be boring and unoriginal like that
siLEntTriGGr: oh
siLEntTriGGr: u can be
siLEntTriGGr: jack
siLEntTriGGr: how THAT for creative
bun dan toh: hahah TOO LATE DUDE
bun dan toh: plus jack's the flamer from will and grace
bun dan toh: i know what youre trying to pull
siLEntTriGGr: i know
bun dan toh: you bastard
siLEntTriGGr: hahaha
bun dan toh: ?
siLEntTriGGr: jerry?
bun dan toh: fine then!
bun dan toh: be boring and unoriginal like that
siLEntTriGGr: oh
siLEntTriGGr: u can be
siLEntTriGGr: jack
siLEntTriGGr: how THAT for creative
bun dan toh: hahah TOO LATE DUDE
bun dan toh: plus jack's the flamer from will and grace
bun dan toh: i know what youre trying to pull
siLEntTriGGr: i know
bun dan toh: you bastard
siLEntTriGGr: hahaha
siLEntTriGGr: have u ever peed
siLEntTriGGr: and it feels soooo good
bun dan toh: yea.
siLEntTriGGr: u shake
bun dan toh: of course
siLEntTriGGr: lmao
siLEntTriGGr: ok
siLEntTriGGr: im no the only one
bun dan toh: like every other time
bun dan toh: lol
siLEntTriGGr: same here
siLEntTriGGr: i just did it so bad
siLEntTriGGr: and im like, wtf if i did that at a urinal, and someone saw
siLEntTriGGr: itd be weird
bun dan toh: lol
bun dan toh: no dude
bun dan toh: what's weird is washing your hands
bun dan toh: and hearing someone moan
bun dan toh: cuz it feels so good
siLEntTriGGr: rofl
siLEntTriGGr: uh
siLEntTriGGr: ive never had that
bun dan toh: i wanted to leave
siLEntTriGGr: rofl
siLEntTriGGr: and u should have
bun dan toh: and i did
siLEntTriGGr: u stayed
siLEntTriGGr: and sucked him off
bun dan toh: true
bun dan toh: but that's cuz he was askin for paper
bun dan toh: and they ran out
siLEntTriGGr: rofl
siLEntTriGGr: wtf
siLEntTriGGr: what does he need paper to pee for
bun dan toh: dude
bun dan toh: couldnt you see that i had to make up a legit reason
bun dan toh: to suck him off?
bun dan toh: instead of assuming that i'm homosexual?
siLEntTriGGr: ooh
siLEntTriGGr: yes
siLEntTriGGr: i see now
bun dan toh: yes
bun dan toh: i make ppl see.
siLEntTriGGr: and it feels soooo good
bun dan toh: yea.
siLEntTriGGr: u shake
bun dan toh: of course
siLEntTriGGr: lmao
siLEntTriGGr: ok
siLEntTriGGr: im no the only one
bun dan toh: like every other time
bun dan toh: lol
siLEntTriGGr: same here
siLEntTriGGr: i just did it so bad
siLEntTriGGr: and im like, wtf if i did that at a urinal, and someone saw
siLEntTriGGr: itd be weird
bun dan toh: lol
bun dan toh: no dude
bun dan toh: what's weird is washing your hands
bun dan toh: and hearing someone moan
bun dan toh: cuz it feels so good
siLEntTriGGr: rofl
siLEntTriGGr: uh
siLEntTriGGr: ive never had that
bun dan toh: i wanted to leave
siLEntTriGGr: rofl
siLEntTriGGr: and u should have
bun dan toh: and i did
siLEntTriGGr: u stayed
siLEntTriGGr: and sucked him off
bun dan toh: true
bun dan toh: but that's cuz he was askin for paper
bun dan toh: and they ran out
siLEntTriGGr: rofl
siLEntTriGGr: wtf
siLEntTriGGr: what does he need paper to pee for
bun dan toh: dude
bun dan toh: couldnt you see that i had to make up a legit reason
bun dan toh: to suck him off?
bun dan toh: instead of assuming that i'm homosexual?
siLEntTriGGr: ooh
siLEntTriGGr: yes
siLEntTriGGr: i see now
bun dan toh: yes
bun dan toh: i make ppl see.
Saturday, August 23, 2003
Ladies and Gentlemen... The Whipped Hall of Fame has officially been changed to the Doug Christie Memorial Hall Of Fame.
Everyone has that one buddy who constantly makes up lame excuses because his wife or girlfriend won't let him leave the house, but Christie takes it to another level.
Some direct quotes and excerpts: "With few exceptions, Doug Christie does not look at other women, avoiding dialogue or even direct contact" ... The Christies remarry every year on their anniversary, "not a mere renewal of their wedding vows but an actual wedding -- replete with friends, family cake and a reception" ... Mrs. Christie attends 25-30 of the Kings road games, always riding on the team charter ... "(She) arrives before games with her husband and leaves with him after" ... "She sends him a note in the locker room before every game, taken there by a team attendant. He writes a reply and sends it back" ... "Sometimes on the road, Jackie will ride in a car behind the team bus, talking to Doug until he arrives at the hotel or arena."
(I kept waiting for this part: "When Doug asked if he could attend Mateen Cleaves' bachelor party this season, his wife burned his clothes and set his BMW convertible on fire.")
You know when Christie raises his arm, extends his pinky and index fingers and signals into the air? He's actually signalling "I love you" to his wife (Jackie), something that happens 50-60 times a game, even during crunch-time. It's almost like he suffers from a whipped version of Tourette's.
Everyone has that one buddy who constantly makes up lame excuses because his wife or girlfriend won't let him leave the house, but Christie takes it to another level.
Some direct quotes and excerpts: "With few exceptions, Doug Christie does not look at other women, avoiding dialogue or even direct contact" ... The Christies remarry every year on their anniversary, "not a mere renewal of their wedding vows but an actual wedding -- replete with friends, family cake and a reception" ... Mrs. Christie attends 25-30 of the Kings road games, always riding on the team charter ... "(She) arrives before games with her husband and leaves with him after" ... "She sends him a note in the locker room before every game, taken there by a team attendant. He writes a reply and sends it back" ... "Sometimes on the road, Jackie will ride in a car behind the team bus, talking to Doug until he arrives at the hotel or arena."
(I kept waiting for this part: "When Doug asked if he could attend Mateen Cleaves' bachelor party this season, his wife burned his clothes and set his BMW convertible on fire.")
You know when Christie raises his arm, extends his pinky and index fingers and signals into the air? He's actually signalling "I love you" to his wife (Jackie), something that happens 50-60 times a game, even during crunch-time. It's almost like he suffers from a whipped version of Tourette's.
Friday, August 22, 2003
my mom calls me and goes "are you doing your homework?"
me: uhh... a little
mom: YOU BETTER START DOING YOUR HOMEWORK BEFORE ME AND DAD START YELLING AT YOU AND BLAH BLAH BLAH
and she is literally screaming into the phone for 3 minutes straight, i put the phone on the table and i could still hear her
me: uhh... a little
mom: YOU BETTER START DOING YOUR HOMEWORK BEFORE ME AND DAD START YELLING AT YOU AND BLAH BLAH BLAH
and she is literally screaming into the phone for 3 minutes straight, i put the phone on the table and i could still hear her
Wednesday, August 20, 2003
Wedding Bells
I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear.
It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car.
My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
The moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.
I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my friends encouraged me, and my girlfriend? She was a dream! There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed, and that one thing was her younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty years of age, wore tight mini skirts and low cut blouses. She would regularly bend down when quite near me and I got many a pleasant view of her underwear.
It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near anyone else. One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got married and committed my life to her sister. I was in total shock and couldn't say a word.
She said, "I'm going upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come up and get me." I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house. I walked straight towards my car.
My future father-in-law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family."
The moral of this story is:
Always keep your condoms in your car.
Monday, August 18, 2003
JOIN FRIENDSTER!!!
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its actually really pretty cool and u'll be surprised by how many of your friends have it.
if you join, add me as your buddy
email= shadowraycer86@hotmail.com
www.friendster.com
its actually really pretty cool and u'll be surprised by how many of your friends have it.
if you join, add me as your buddy
email= shadowraycer86@hotmail.com
Sunday, August 17, 2003
Saturday, August 16, 2003
A trader on the Chicago options exchange ate 150 slim jims during market hours on Wednesday. He bet someone $60 that he could do it. They estimate that over $10 million changed hands through outside betting. (and plays on conagra options)
A doctor tried to stop him halfway through. My brother and I figured out that it worked out to something like:
70,000 calories
27,000 Mg of sodium
14 pounds of slim jims
and about 3.5 lbs of pure fat
that's good eatin'
A doctor tried to stop him halfway through. My brother and I figured out that it worked out to something like:
70,000 calories
27,000 Mg of sodium
14 pounds of slim jims
and about 3.5 lbs of pure fat
that's good eatin'
x a j u i c e: i want to watch freddyvsjason
x a j u i c e: i think you're going to win
siLEntTriGGr: haha
siLEntTriGGr: nice
siLEntTriGGr: i better
x a j u i c e: i know
x a j u i c e: or else i'll make fun of you forever
x a j u i c e: i bet it has a gay ending though... like they both die or something
x a j u i c e: but don't really die
x a j u i c e: or something
siLEntTriGGr: haha
siLEntTriGGr: ooook
x a j u i c e: or they team up and kill everyone
x a j u i c e: and be gay with eachother
x a j u i c e: yea, i'm going upstairs now, bye
siLEntTriGGr: yes. please go
riiiiiiiiiiiiight :D
x a j u i c e: i think you're going to win
siLEntTriGGr: haha
siLEntTriGGr: nice
siLEntTriGGr: i better
x a j u i c e: i know
x a j u i c e: or else i'll make fun of you forever
x a j u i c e: i bet it has a gay ending though... like they both die or something
x a j u i c e: but don't really die
x a j u i c e: or something
siLEntTriGGr: haha
siLEntTriGGr: ooook
x a j u i c e: or they team up and kill everyone
x a j u i c e: and be gay with eachother
x a j u i c e: yea, i'm going upstairs now, bye
siLEntTriGGr: yes. please go
riiiiiiiiiiiiight :D
Thursday, August 14, 2003
Wednesday, August 13, 2003
saw kobe bryant today, pimping his white/bronze? bentley convertable with his wife. they looked cozy.
anyways, the bus went crazy, and everyone was shouting, and one guy shouted out "you didnt do it!"
kobe gave us a peace sign and sped off. good stuff
then the bus driver said if we got up one more time, she would pull hte bus over for an hour
oh yeah, and btw, i was the first to see him
anyways, the bus went crazy, and everyone was shouting, and one guy shouted out "you didnt do it!"
kobe gave us a peace sign and sped off. good stuff
then the bus driver said if we got up one more time, she would pull hte bus over for an hour
oh yeah, and btw, i was the first to see him
Saturday, August 09, 2003
Friday, August 08, 2003
Thursday, August 07, 2003
Wednesday, August 06, 2003
Monday, August 04, 2003
Sunday, August 03, 2003
siLEntTriGGr: we were sleeping
siLEntTriGGr: and at 10:30 these lil kids, like a 5 yr old kid and a 8 yr old girl come storming into his room
siLEntTriGGr: and they use whoppee cushions to wake us up
xXayamexX7: lol
siLEntTriGGr: they put one right next to me, and when i rolled over it farted, and scared me
xXayamexX7: lolol
siLEntTriGGr: i like jumped
siLEntTriGGr: cuz i felt the air on me
siLEntTriGGr: anyways
siLEntTriGGr: we stayed in bed
xXayamexX7: haha
siLEntTriGGr: and they filled the whoppe cushion wit water
siLEntTriGGr: and they started to spray it on me
xXayamexX7: lol...
siLEntTriGGr: so i blocked with my blanket
siLEntTriGGr: when they went to refill
siLEntTriGGr: i said "damn i hate lil kids"
siLEntTriGGr: so they went crazy on me
siLEntTriGGr: they took my blanket and poured water all voer me
siLEntTriGGr: and then im like, lil kids shoul all be shot
siLEntTriGGr: so they attack me more
siLEntTriGGr: like jumpin all over me
xXayamexX7: haha
siLEntTriGGr: trying to hit me in the nuts
siLEntTriGGr: ripping my shirt
siLEntTriGGr: theyre like haning onto my neck
xXayamexX7: -____-
siLEntTriGGr: the girl put me in a choke hold
siLEntTriGGr: i wanted to pick them up and throw them agianst the wall
siLEntTriGGr: they were about to break my cell phone
siLEntTriGGr: so i walk into the other room
siLEntTriGGr: and then later that day
siLEntTriGGr: they were fighting my cuz
siLEntTriGGr: my cuz jus wlaks around in his boxers half the time
siLEntTriGGr: theywerer like trying ot pantsh im
siLEntTriGGr: and give him wedgies
xXayamexX7: ..........
siLEntTriGGr: anyways
siLEntTriGGr: they started to wrestle
siLEntTriGGr: and they had like
siLEntTriGGr: drum sticks
siLEntTriGGr: and a tickle me elmo doll with big heavy plastic eyes
siLEntTriGGr: and he was like trying to fight them off
siLEntTriGGr: and they were hitting him hard
siLEntTriGGr: so he gets mad
siLEntTriGGr: and grabs a pillow
siLEntTriGGr: and smacks the crap out of them
siLEntTriGGr: it was great
xXayamexX7: lol...what a morning :P
siLEntTriGGr: i got it recorded on camera
siLEntTriGGr: and at 10:30 these lil kids, like a 5 yr old kid and a 8 yr old girl come storming into his room
siLEntTriGGr: and they use whoppee cushions to wake us up
xXayamexX7: lol
siLEntTriGGr: they put one right next to me, and when i rolled over it farted, and scared me
xXayamexX7: lolol
siLEntTriGGr: i like jumped
siLEntTriGGr: cuz i felt the air on me
siLEntTriGGr: anyways
siLEntTriGGr: we stayed in bed
xXayamexX7: haha
siLEntTriGGr: and they filled the whoppe cushion wit water
siLEntTriGGr: and they started to spray it on me
xXayamexX7: lol...
siLEntTriGGr: so i blocked with my blanket
siLEntTriGGr: when they went to refill
siLEntTriGGr: i said "damn i hate lil kids"
siLEntTriGGr: so they went crazy on me
siLEntTriGGr: they took my blanket and poured water all voer me
siLEntTriGGr: and then im like, lil kids shoul all be shot
siLEntTriGGr: so they attack me more
siLEntTriGGr: like jumpin all over me
xXayamexX7: haha
siLEntTriGGr: trying to hit me in the nuts
siLEntTriGGr: ripping my shirt
siLEntTriGGr: theyre like haning onto my neck
xXayamexX7: -____-
siLEntTriGGr: the girl put me in a choke hold
siLEntTriGGr: i wanted to pick them up and throw them agianst the wall
siLEntTriGGr: they were about to break my cell phone
siLEntTriGGr: so i walk into the other room
siLEntTriGGr: and then later that day
siLEntTriGGr: they were fighting my cuz
siLEntTriGGr: my cuz jus wlaks around in his boxers half the time
siLEntTriGGr: theywerer like trying ot pantsh im
siLEntTriGGr: and give him wedgies
xXayamexX7: ..........
siLEntTriGGr: anyways
siLEntTriGGr: they started to wrestle
siLEntTriGGr: and they had like
siLEntTriGGr: drum sticks
siLEntTriGGr: and a tickle me elmo doll with big heavy plastic eyes
siLEntTriGGr: and he was like trying to fight them off
siLEntTriGGr: and they were hitting him hard
siLEntTriGGr: so he gets mad
siLEntTriGGr: and grabs a pillow
siLEntTriGGr: and smacks the crap out of them
siLEntTriGGr: it was great
xXayamexX7: lol...what a morning :P
siLEntTriGGr: i got it recorded on camera
Friday, August 01, 2003
Originally posted by klangford
I tried to give an old girlfriend a chicken sheit "I'm breaking up with you note" in highschool because I didn't want to see her cry. Funnier though was that she had given the appointed 'note passer' a note from her to me FIRST breaking up with me because some new dood was taking her out on her b'day b'cuz I hadn't said anything about going out.
Finding this out, I went up to the dood and said, "Good luck buddy, she's a great girl, and she really likes it up the ass." (this part was a huge lie)
Several weeks later he finds me in the lunchroom, I'm ready to get beat down but instead he leans over and says, "thanks for the tip, you were right."
I was double owned that day.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I tried to give an old girlfriend a chicken sheit "I'm breaking up with you note" in highschool because I didn't want to see her cry. Funnier though was that she had given the appointed 'note passer' a note from her to me FIRST breaking up with me because some new dood was taking her out on her b'day b'cuz I hadn't said anything about going out.
Finding this out, I went up to the dood and said, "Good luck buddy, she's a great girl, and she really likes it up the ass." (this part was a huge lie)
Several weeks later he finds me in the lunchroom, I'm ready to get beat down but instead he leans over and says, "thanks for the tip, you were right."
I was double owned that day.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH