damn, what would we do without the japanese...... theres sony..... honda..... toyota..... and then theres this:
http://daimaoh.kir.jp/ho/menssom.htm
and this
http://images.jlist.com/c2/kittyvib5.gif

Heres my dream vacation spot:
This hotel, Burj-Al-Arab, is in Dubai which is in the United Arab Emirates, near Saudi Arabia...the cheapest room is $3000+ per night. It's $75 U.S. just to get in the gate to look at this place. It took 18 months to build, and had the top 5 architects in Europe to design it. The cost of it is estimated at over 80 million U.S. the hotel opened this June 2003 for tourists.

wow, i was watchin the chinese news, and do u know what i saw?
in taiwan/china (not sure which) they teach kids to play golf by beating them when they do bad.
like when the kids made a bad shot the instuctor hits them, pushes them, and even hits them wit the golf clubs
WTF!?!?
other countries teach shit weird

http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=103230&perpage=20&pagenumber=1

or

http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=96661&perpage=20&pagenumber=1

or

http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=108950

http://www.umnitza.com/albums/lightning/sunnye46lightning.jpg
http://www.umnitza.com/dde/video/promo/e46lightning.wmv

http://filebox.vt.edu/users/mfeid/vtpage/milkmovie.htm
brian would love this

chem is the wost thing to ever curse man

i saw a slammed hummer h2 all chromed out today, haha, it was kinda cool.
i saw a mexican car show, but i was scared to go in, so i just walked around a few times, all they had were like those cadallacs with hydros and stuff. and some riced out crap.
um....... yesterday i found TEN dings in my car....... six on the right, four on the left
i am SO mad, a lot are from SUVs, i know this because the dings are like, side mirror height.

http://forums.s2ki.com//forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=152479

siLEntTriGGr: adict
xl u v v a b ulx: so if i say that i am
siLEntTriGGr: the first step to recovery is recognizing
xl u v v a b ulx: then that makes me not an addict ?
siLEntTriGGr: its ur first step to recovery
xl u v v a b ulx: IM TIFFANY AND I DRINK
siLEntTriGGr: ok
siLEntTriGGr: the next step
xl u v v a b ulx: lol
siLEntTriGGr: is recovering
siLEntTriGGr: how long have u not drank
xl u v v a b ulx: but
xl u v v a b ulx: o shit
xl u v v a b ulx: haha
xl u v v a b ulx: like 5-10 min
xl u v v a b ulx: but it wasnt a lot
xl u v v a b ulx: but that was 1 alll week i swear
siLEntTriGGr: wow
siLEntTriGGr: um
siLEntTriGGr: .....
siLEntTriGGr: u have a long way to go
xl u v v a b ulx: OMFG
xl u v v a b ulx: lol

My new headlight bulbs, New Vs Old

New On Left, Old on Right

heh, kept the sticker inside the engine bay

beautiful

MOTHERFUCKER!!!! SOME FUCKING BITCH STOLE MY DIGITAL CAMERA!!!!!!
i always keep the cam in the car and my dads been taking it out to work recently, so he took it to the carwash. AND ITS GONE NOW MOTHER FUCKER. I'LL FUCING KILL SOMEONE

DAMN I WANT MY CAR BACK... i miss driving :(

F-50 JACKED

EVRYTHING men do is motivated by sex. We would never aspire to achieve if it wasn't directly related to our ability to score. Hell, we wouldn't even bathe if we didn't have to.

It's primordial, so there is no use arguing it. Our primary bilogical function is to spread our seed. We are no different than a pine tree in that regard. We only eat to stay alive long enough to spread our seed. We only wear clothes to keep our balls warm. Somewhere, civilization sprung out of these needs.

"A woman's test is material. A man's test is a woman...if a man could fuck in a cardboard box, he wouldn't buy a house." - Dave Chappelle

goddamn, i still dont have my car..... i wonder when my moms car will be fixed, and i'll get my car back, it better be by next monday......

kazaa fighting back

holy shit this is nice

http://www.livejournal.com/~theteague/8200.html

Jessgirl5000: maybe i should go to boarding school in costa rico
Jessgirl5000: that what happened to this person i knew
siLEntTriGGr: that place would be smelly
siLEntTriGGr: you would like
siLEntTriGGr: end up
siLEntTriGGr: as a child prostitute
siLEntTriGGr: or
siLEntTriGGr: maybe an adult one
siLEntTriGGr: or selling drugs
siLEntTriGGr: or in a sweat shop
Jessgirl5000: EWWWW
siLEntTriGGr: exactly
Jessgirl5000: fuck boarding school
siLEntTriGGr: hahaha
siLEntTriGGr: yeah

m z JACK1Ewack1e: WSAP WIT THAT BLK BOY -_-
siLEntTriGGr: thats gary coleman smart one
m z JACK1Ewack1e: oooooooooooooooo
m z JACK1Ewack1e: whos that :-D
siLEntTriGGr: omg
siLEntTriGGr: do you live under a rock

i think i am going to hell for laughing at this
http://www.funfreepages.com/yaan/

GODDAMN I WANT MY CAR BACCKKKKKKKKKKKKCCCCCCCKKKKKK

this should be an option:

o0o00o0o00o0o000: dude!
siLEntTriGGr: ?
o0o00o0o00o0o000: my techer got busted
o0o00o0o00o0o000: http://www.perverted-justice.com/index.php?archive=pbass1957b
o0o00o0o00o0o000: thats real
o0o00o0o00o0o000: i swear to god thats my teacher

his apology letter the students got said he knew it wasnt a girl and he thout it was an older woman pretending

MY MOM IS SUCH A BITCH
siLEntTriGGr: like
siLEntTriGGr: she thinks she can make me go to tennis
siLEntTriGGr: i have a big test tomorrow
siLEntTriGGr: and when u try to argue ur case
siLEntTriGGr: she hangs up on u
siLEntTriGGr: likea fucking 5 year old
my bro was on the phone with my mom
siLEntTriGGr: and hes like "jason says he doesnt want to go"
siLEntTriGGr: and then u hear my mom like start screaming from the phone
siLEntTriGGr: and then "click"

http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid80/p45c39a63efd7007ca5e2f469111d4c3b/fb070b5b.jpg

for my reference

Shit, i was going for this record

Gas prices are gonna go higher!

http://www.maxalbums.com/

The Quest recorded the biggest jump in damage, to an average of $1,137 per crash test

According to a published report, the Infiniti G35, Mercedes E Class and Nissan minivan failed low-speed crash test by the Insurance Institute for Highway Safety, an auto safety research group funded by the insurance industry.

i got my brake pads installed today..... they dont bite as hard as i'd hoped..... but they are dustless at least..... i hope they'll get better after they break in in a week or 2.......
it cost 100$ to install though! DAMNIT i wanted to do it at home..... but my dad wouldnt let me

ok, my mom likes to fart on my bed... and its not like its into the air... its straight INTO the bed, so its like IN the mattress!! WTF?!?! why cant she take that shit outside?! SHE FARTS SO MUCH, and she acts like its no big deal...... IT IS A BIG DEAL, DONT FART AROUND ME!! they smell too..........

Limp Bizkit CD
Builing a bridge, Almost over, Down Another Day, Red Light Green Light

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Q uiKsiLve R gT: message: jon, its kevin. uhh, they dont have import tuner..
sorry
reply: uhhh.. well tell your school magazine drive to eat shit. cuz if they dont got import tuner they dont got shit. btw if your mom sees this, i was just kidding tung ai-yi. peace.

Jon

Ok lets do some comparing......
Konig Imagines:
18X8.5
Lip: ?? Less than Axis
Price: $257.00 each [$1,028 unshipped]
Weight: ??
Color: Opal Machined
Offset: ??


Axis Supermesh:
18 x 8.0
Lip: 2.0"
Price: $260 each [$1,119 for 4 shipped]
Weight: 22 lbs
Color: Tit Silver
Offset: 35 MM

If I get these, I'd want to get them powder coated black, with a silver lip.... depends on how much it costs

http://www.discounttiredirect.com/direct/findWheelDetail.do?step=details&productType=WHEEL&source=vehicle&index=33&productCodeIndex=65008
http://forum.e46fanatics.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=918545
(the ones i want are darker than the ones in this pic)

or
http://www.spyeng.com/spy/supermesh_bmw.html


ok, keep in mind, my car is a sedan, has no body kid, and will never look as good as these cars....

damn i love this song
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=chickendance.wmv

i know probably noone is going to look at all these, im jsut putting these here for me, so i can can have a list of things, ya know
ACS Style Roof Spoiler
M3 Lip Spoiler
Exhaust Tips*
M3 Mirrors
Eyebrows
ACS Door Sills
Smoked Clear Corners
Black Grills*
Aluminum Pedals
E-brake handle*
Rear Clears
Door Pillars
19" Breyton Magics

*Daddy approved

Ordered Mods:
DDE Lighting
SPP Super White Bulbs

To Be Ordered:
Benfer 1 Piece Intake

Recieved:
Axxis Delux Plus Brake Pads

E x Y 1 e: ya i got laid last night...BY UR BRO

cleaned my engine, this is what it looks like now:

xXayamexX7: JASE
xXayamexX7: YAY
xXayamexX7: CLIFFSNOTES
xXayamexX7: AND WHAT THE OTHER ONE CALLED?
siLEntTriGGr: sparknotes
xXayamexX7: AHHHHHH
xXayamexX7: YAYAYAYYA
siLEntTriGGr: hah
siLEntTriGGr: what?
siLEntTriGGr: are u ok
xXayamexX7: THANK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
xXayamexX7: I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
siLEntTriGGr: haha

Auto response from xXayamexX7: YAYYYYYYYYYYYYY


siLEntTriGGr: thank you?
siLEntTriGGr: theres deff something wrong with u
siLEntTriGGr: too much sugar?

oh yeah, and no digging in the yard; do you have a dog?
no
how bout a retarded kid?

HHAAHA

no riggorous love making

scott made this:
http://www.angelfire.com/sc3/sonycam/OtakonProduktions.jpg
haha, not bad
someone get this kid a bf

hm, calabasas ppl have the nicest cars...... everyone there has like escalades and Benz and bimmers, and they all have big as chome rims and TV screens and everything
hole shiet
their cars are so much nicer than ours

PLEASE GOD SOMEONE FIND ME SOME NICE RIMS

o strawberri o: have a good sleep
siLEntTriGGr: i shall
siLEntTriGGr: any sleep with u is a good one
siLEntTriGGr: have fun in irvine, dont miss me too much
o strawberri o: haha
o strawberri o: but im not sleeping with u
siLEntTriGGr: reality is what u believe it to be
o strawberri o: thanks
o strawberri o: hahhahaha

OAK PARK WON!!! 42:20 i think? WE RAPED! haha, pretty cool. i paid full price to watch half a game though >.< i cant beleive they have a gate with cops watching it.
anyways... jenna has the coolest dog still, i wanna trade
and jenna is a good pillow, she is also hungry
anyways, good nite, i have to go to chinese school tomorrow, at least i get paid now!

Happy talk like a pirate day!
today is OFFICIAL TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=112333
HARRRRRRRRRRRR



So, a pirate walks into a bar, with a steering wheel in his pants. The bartender looks up and says, "What's with the steering wheel?"

The pirate responds, "Yarrrr, it's driving me nuts!"

as badly as that car is smashed up.... the people place looks pretty intact
makes me feel safer driving one

oh yeah, i forgot to say this but....
JENNA HAS THE COOLEST DOG IN THE WORLD
thank you

DAMN the RIAA!

http://cgi2.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewFeedbackMemberLeft&memberId=andy46477&items=250
Funny Ebay reviews/comments

HAH my angel eyes and benfer 1 piece intake will be ordered by this weekend! FOR REALS THIS TIME!
here is a clip of what the intake sounds like on a 323i engine:
Driving
Reving
the rest

erin: friday- op will kick chs's ass???? jase told me to !! wahh.. :-(

aNgeDeLaNoiRe: i hope you win
aNgeDeLaNoiRe: i like watching our stuck up fb players getttin creamed
aNgeDeLaNoiRe: MUAHAHA

hmmmmm should i put my emblems on my trim like the ///m3 on the pic above?


the car in the middle has the same kind of rims as chase.
i want to buy his rims!

if ur wondering why i want these black rims with polished lip..... this is why....
http://thezam.org/misc/carshow/koln/Img_1826.jpg

hmmm.. i need help finding new rims.......
something like this:

these dont come in my bolt pattern though! :(

i wanted these before, but i dont think i like them anymore:


after seeing these pics:


they just look dirty....

HAHAHA H2s SUCK

Ordered today:
Axxis Deluxe Plus Brake Pads


Whats so special about them?
THEYRE DUSTLESS!!!!!! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
No more black rims after half a week

u know what funny story i just remembered?
... thast a honda... thats a honda... theres a honda! thats a honda too! thats not a honda..... but that is!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

siLEntTriGGr (10:59:28 PM): do u know
siLEntTriGGr (10:59:39 PM): orgasms when u have ur period reduce cramps
o strawberri o (10:59:58 PM): omg
o strawberri o (11:00:00 PM): how weird
o strawberri o (11:00:12 PM): i just read that somewhere
o strawberri o (11:00:33 PM): OH
o strawberri o (11:00:34 PM): MY BROTHER
o strawberri o (11:00:37 PM): was reading maxim!!
siLEntTriGGr (11:00:41 PM): HAHAHA
siLEntTriGGr (11:00:44 PM): same heeeeeeeereeee

1- choppy/awkward
2- slang/cliche
3- split infinitive
4- sentence fragment
5- general commentary/concrete detail
6- huh?
7- dangling modifier
8- vocab
9- no no words
10- no commentary
11- no concrete detail
12- parallel structure
13- passive voice
14- problems w/ commentary
15- problems w/ concrete
16- pronoun antecedant
17- puncuation
18- repeated
19- run on sentence
20- spelling
21- subject-verb agreement
22- floating
23- verb
24- preposition error
25- wordy
26- is
27- handwriting

o strawberri o: i misunderstood
o strawberri o: wut u said
o strawberri o: i said that was GROSS
o strawberri o: and u said u know
o strawberri o: or did u
o strawberri o: okay that didnt make sense
o strawberri o: point is... nevermind!
siLEntTriGGr: HAHAHA
siLEntTriGGr: wtf

siLEntTriGGr: i wanna slammed car
E x Y 1 e: is that.. like where its touching the gorund?
siLEntTriGGr: yes
siLEntTriGGr: i want it to touch the ground
siLEntTriGGr: and leave sparks behind me whereever i drive

siLEntTriGGr: ur dirty
xXayamexX7: i like dirt
xXayamexX7: i leave rings around my bathtub when i get out
xXayamexX7: :P
siLEntTriGGr: next to ur skid marks?
xXayamexX7: exactly.

jessica on world issues.... such as community service:

Jessgirl5000: i dont want to deal with old people or read to little kids or do whatever
Jessgirl5000: its so freakin pointless
Jessgirl5000: its not like im mother theresa
Jessgirl5000: i dont want to waste any time with that crap

my car is sqeaking!!! NICE!! like when i bounce on the trunk, the rear wheels sqeak!! I HOPE SOMETHINGS BROKEN!! haha, my dad was like, if u gotta replace the shocks, then you might as well get rims and lower it! HE ACTUALLY SAID THAT! muahah

siLEntTriGGr: my dad told me 1 dollar per point i got on teh SATs
siLEntTriGGr: that means i dont even have to try and i could get 1000$
siLEntTriGGr: but my mom freaked out on him
Jessgirl5000: HAHAHA
siLEntTriGGr: and then they were like
siLEntTriGGr: if u get 1000 on the SATs u get 50$
siLEntTriGGr: i was like......... fuck that

ManGchU: I want your penis in my mouth

ahhhhh my mom says im sick..... its JENNAS FAULT
DAMN HER

oooooooommmmmmmmmmmmgggggggggg my stomach hurts like a mofo AHHHHHHHH

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2432738433#ebayphotohosting
this would be a good snow plow



http://www.rrab.com/month.htm

Jessgirl5000: im using the word fatty as a nice word
siLEntTriGGr: i dont see how that works
siLEntTriGGr: i might be come bolemix because of u
Jessgirl5000: its called bulimic
Jessgirl5000: learn it
siLEntTriGGr: thanks fatty
siLEntTriGGr: the x was a typo
Jessgirl5000: it would still be bolemic
Jessgirl5000: and its bulimic
siLEntTriGGr: i know
siLEntTriGGr: im just sayin
Jessgirl5000: and thanks for calling me a fatty
siLEntTriGGr: welcome
Jessgirl5000: now im just gonna throw up more than i usually do
Jessgirl5000: hahaha
siLEntTriGGr: hahahaha

aAhHhh ChU: sam is going to kill me, savem e
aAhHhh ChU: brb
siLEntTriGGr: haha
siLEntTriGGr: why
aAhHhh ChU: she wants me to go to hc with eric

my mom: "you have to do good on the SATs, then we'll let u spend your own money on your car"
wow, my mom is a great deal maker isnt she

http://heatherfirth.com/

wahts even more disturbing about this is that some people buy posters of these

i shall have these soon:
one piece cold intake:
http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?threadid=109382

DDE lighting
http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=111727&perpage=20&pagenumber=1

well.... im not really getting these..... but i sure as hell wanna order one before they the special pricing goes away

Anjewel777: aWwWw...
Anjewel777: you're a sweet onE
Anjewel777: i should save you for desert
Anjewel777: ha ha
siLEntTriGGr: haha
siLEntTriGGr: wow
siLEntTriGGr: ive NEVER heard that before

BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER

siLEntTriGGr: dont u like to laugh
m z JACK1Ewack1e: not at some ugly ass panda
siLEntTriGGr: its a damn badger
m z JACK1Ewack1e: BADGER SMASH HER1
siLEntTriGGr: WHOA
siLEntTriGGr: YOURE CREATIVE!

Anjewel777: OMG, WTH IS THIS?!
Anjewel777: mushroom mushroom mushoom
siLEntTriGGr: HAHAHAHAHA
Anjewel777: immina have nightmares tnite...

typical x reject: damn those

m z JACK1Ewack1e: GAYLORD
siLEntTriGGr: yes u are
m z JACK1Ewack1e: no YOUUU
siLEntTriGGr: but how am i a gaylord
siLEntTriGGr: if i <3 u
m z JACK1Ewack1e: ooo yeah thats tru
m z JACK1Ewack1e: your a focker then '
siLEntTriGGr: focker of who
m z JACK1Ewack1e: of me
m z JACK1Ewack1e: wiat
m z JACK1Ewack1e: i dont get it
siLEntTriGGr: hahahhh

i never thought about htis before...... but if u were gay/lesbian..... do u get turned on by watching yourself in the mirror? how weird.....

siLEntTriGGr (10:07:35 PM): if u were gay/bi/lesbian
siLEntTriGGr (10:07:42 PM): does that mean u get turned on seeing yourself in the mirror
Jessgirl5000 (10:08:20 PM): no because thats narcissism
siLEntTriGGr (10:08:27 PM): whats that
Jessgirl5000 (10:09:01 PM): love or admiration of oneself
Jessgirl5000 (10:09:04 PM): what a second
Jessgirl5000 (10:09:06 PM): thats me!
siLEntTriGGr: really
siLEntTriGGr: funny
Jessgirl5000: haha
Jessgirl5000: i kno
Jessgirl5000: im so witty
Jessgirl5000: haha
Jessgirl5000: damn i love myself
siLEntTriGGr: yes u do

siLEntTriGGr (10:06:55 PM): if u WERE gay/bi/lesbian
siLEntTriGGr (10:07:06 PM): would that mean u get turned on by seeing yourself naked in the mirror
m z JACK1Ewack1e (10:07:10 PM): noo ew
siLEntTriGGr (10:07:17 PM): not just u
siLEntTriGGr (10:07:19 PM): i mean like
siLEntTriGGr (10:07:29 PM): gays/bis/lesbians in general
m z JACK1Ewack1e (10:08:25 PM): AHAIAIAIF
m z JACK1Ewack1e (10:08:26 PM): iono!!!
m z JACK1Ewack1e (10:08:26 PM): -_-

siLEntTriGGr (10:07:51 PM): eric
E x Y 1 e (10:07:53 PM): ?
siLEntTriGGr (10:08:08 PM): do gays get turned on by seeing/watching themselves in the mirror naked?
[eric warns me]

Anjewel777: but you're not like those nerdy aznZ... you're like a smart cool onE

haha SWEET! :D

x a j u i c e: Working for annual and the paper gives you so much power..
x a j u i c e: you could walk around with a camera and girls will go crazy
x a j u i c e: all you have to say is "this is for the yearbook"
x a j u i c e: then it goes straight to your private collection

Jessgirl5000: i saw this really cute bunny on tv
Jessgirl5000: and it was so cute
Jessgirl5000: i wanted to squish it
Jessgirl5000: haha
siLEntTriGGr: ew
siLEntTriGGr: isnt that messy

y-y-you've got motherfuckin mail.. BEEACH!

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2432601336#ebayphotohosting
these cars on ebay just get better and better

all right, so i would REALLY like to know who still checks this blog every once in a while....
so if u still check every few days... please leave a msg, or even just your name. even if youve already left one before
thanks

OOOOMGGGGGGG this is HOT

chu family dinner out=yamato
fong family dinner out=islands
chen family dinner out=? (but i bet its nice)
tung family dinner out=carls jr

Trans Am vs. Go-ped
VERY funny

Just another reason why speeding scares me

maybe i shoulda used e46fanatics to host the pics, seems angelfire isnt able to handle the 7mb downloads

Join this petition that shows you're against what the RIAA has been doing lately. Join us with the 30,000+ other people that have already...

heres a vid of jon driving.
his exhaust sounds niiiiice!
http://www.angelfire.com/ga4/skr3w0/100_0033.avi

Full TRD Exhaust..... sounds NICE. Not loud or ricey at all


Slotted brakes

i gotta say though, it looks even better in real life..... as most cars do
jon says that the company that makes his rims is gonna use his car on their site. pretty cool

so, jon brought his car over today...... and DAMN that car is NICE..... i'll upload some pics later. maybe a vid of is exhaust

siLEntTriGGr: i wanna tell u astory
typical x reject: lol
typical x reject: k
siLEntTriGGr: i was about to get on my bed
siLEntTriGGr: to get my glasses
siLEntTriGGr: and i crawl on
siLEntTriGGr: and my bros on it!
siLEntTriGGr: hiding under my pillow
siLEntTriGGr: like asleep
siLEntTriGGr: it scared me
siLEntTriGGr: :-D
siLEntTriGGr: the end
typical x reject: hahahaha
typical x reject: Jason I love you!

mA dU sA 73 2: im starting to forget how u look

m z JACK1Ewack1e (7:58:59 PM): I FORGOT
m z JACK1Ewack1e (7:59:01 PM): HOW U LOOK LIKE
m z JACK1Ewack1e (7:59:02 PM): -_-

:'(

http://www2.abc.net.au/fly/flysui/flysui.html

hardest game EVER

http://www.fastandfuriouseast.com/galleries/widebodybimmer/default_sub.htm
god i love this car

ok heres the plan.... next time someone asks me if im gonna get "dubs" on my car, i'll tell em im getting 24 inch spinners..... haha, lets see if they can catch on!

E x Y 1 e: BUT FUCK
E x Y 1 e: buttfuck...
siLEntTriGGr: wow.......

Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a total mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

e x a n j i l: ..uh..
e x a n j i l: im not reading that.
siLEntTriGGr: do it
siLEntTriGGr: trust me
e x a n j i l: all the words are spelled wrong tho

you got yourself quite a girl there gary

http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=82863&perpage=20&pagenumber=1

if only.... i had these......

Two families move from Iraq to America. When they arrive, the fathers make
each other a bet -- in a year's time, whichever family has become more
American will win.

A year later when they meet again, the first guy says, "My son's playing
baseball, I had McDonald's for breakfast and I'm on my way to pick up a
case of Bud for tonight. How about you?"

The second guy says, "Fk you, towel-head."

to do list:
-GET A DAMN HAIR CUT- dont think i can go another week without one.....
-Wash my car..... its been 4 weeks since the last wash...... usually its once a week..... ive just been too busy.... THOSE WATER SPOTS ARE STILL ON THERE! i'll be pissed if they dont come off

http://www.ifilm.com/filmdetail?ifilmid=2458063
HAHA omg chris rock is FUNNY

http://www.ifilm.com/filmdetail?ifilmid=2458229
http://www.ifilm.com/filmdetail?ifilmid=2400700

<3

http://www.angelfire.com/hiphop3/exy1e30/jini.wma
mp3

wtf?
Close to 20% of all adults in the U.S. have a cockaroach living in their ear canal.

o strawberri o: that doesnt mean im corrupted!!!
siLEntTriGGr: why are u so intent on proving ur innocence
siLEntTriGGr: its ok to want some man meat once in a while
o strawberri o: hahahhaah
siLEntTriGGr: and when u cant get it, u can always substitute it for sausage
o strawberri o: yes very good idea jason
siLEntTriGGr: nah
siLEntTriGGr: it was ur idea
siLEntTriGGr: i could never take the credit for that
o strawberri o: okay im sorry jason.
siLEntTriGGr: thats better
siLEntTriGGr: now got make me dinner

Jessgirl5000: youre crazy
siLEntTriGGr: haha
siLEntTriGGr: yes i am
Jessgirl5000: haha
siLEntTriGGr: you are too arnt u
Jessgirl5000: yes
Jessgirl5000: sort of
siLEntTriGGr: thats good
siLEntTriGGr: im not alone
Jessgirl5000: haha
Jessgirl5000: everyone is somewhat crazy
siLEntTriGGr: then
siLEntTriGGr: wouldnt that make everyone normal
siLEntTriGGr: crazy means not normal........ but if everyone is crazy, tha would make it norma
Jessgirl5000: but some people are crazer than others
siLEntTriGGr: then theyre just crazt
Jessgirl5000: so some people are crazy and some people are normal crazy
Jessgirl5000: so no one is normal
siLEntTriGGr: yup
siLEntTriGGr: uh
siLEntTriGGr: no
siLEntTriGGr: the normal crazy are normal
Jessgirl5000: the people that are the craziest arent
Jessgirl5000: compare me to a mental person
Jessgirl5000: i am more normal than that person
Jessgirl5000: the mental person is totally not normal
siLEntTriGGr: then hes crazy
siLEntTriGGr: and we're normal
Jessgirl5000: thats right
siLEntTriGGr: cuz we're normal crazy like everyone else
Jessgirl5000: so everyone is not normal!
siLEntTriGGr: lol
siLEntTriGGr: but if EVERYONE isnt normal..... then its normal to be not normal
Jessgirl5000: no
siLEntTriGGr: normal is defined by what the majority is
Jessgirl5000: there are different levels
siLEntTriGGr: true
Jessgirl5000: ya but some people are the minority
siLEntTriGGr: those are the crazies
Jessgirl5000: and they are not normal
Jessgirl5000: if everyone is the majority then everyone is normal
siLEntTriGGr: yeah
siLEntTriGGr: noo
siLEntTriGGr: i mean not EVERYONE is normal
siLEntTriGGr: just EVERYONE excluding the crazies
Jessgirl5000: but if everyone means even the minority then not everyone is normal
siLEntTriGGr: everyone is not the minority
Jessgirl5000: i mean everyone "normal" including the minority
siLEntTriGGr: everyone excluding the extreme crazies
siLEntTriGGr: ?
Jessgirl5000: than everyone is normal
siLEntTriGGr: excluding the pyschos
Jessgirl5000: yes
Jessgirl5000: but if the psychos are included then everyone is not normal
Jessgirl5000: haha
Jessgirl5000: omg i cant believe we are talking about this
siLEntTriGGr: by everyone, i mean the majority
siLEntTriGGr: haha
Jessgirl5000: ok
siLEntTriGGr: cuz i know if i give up, u'll say u win
Jessgirl5000: haha

http://www.angrynakedpat.com/andymilonakis.com/crispy.wmv NICE

http://homepage.mac.com/gapodaca/digital/bikini/index.html
wow..... photoshop these days

When I say this game is hard, I mean hard like nipples-on-a-blind-lesbian-in-a-fish-market hard.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=6318&item=2431050681#ebayphotohosting
hahah wow, NICE!

haha, its funny how eric drives faster and more aggressive when hes listening to rap
i guess wat kinda music u listen to really affects how u act

siLEntTriGGr: imma key you
LumatMaster: uh oh
LumatMaster: im scared
LumatMaster: just like you threatened me with your midget killing blade
siLEntTriGGr: my midget killing blade > you
LumatMaster: JASON = FATTY MIDGET SLAYER

siLEntTriGGr: im comfortable with my masculinity
o strawberri o: u mean femininity?
siLEntTriGGr: no
siLEntTriGGr: i mean WHOOP YOUR ASS JUICE
o strawberri o: ..
o strawberri o: OKAY

this is our new family room

looks almost like we have money doesnt it?
boy, stealing from your rich cuzs is fun

siLEntTriGGr: http://www.attack-airsoftshop.com/Grace.JPG
m z JACK1Ewack1e: shes hottt
siLEntTriGGr: yeah
siLEntTriGGr: would u do her
m z JACK1Ewack1e: yes
siLEntTriGGr: haha
siLEntTriGGr: ur so bi
m z JACK1Ewack1e: LOL
m z JACK1Ewack1e: nahh
siLEntTriGGr: u are
siLEntTriGGr: its not bad
siLEntTriGGr: just say u are
siLEntTriGGr: to fuel my fantasies
m z JACK1Ewack1e: ok
m z JACK1Ewack1e: YES

this is my new room:

notice..... the two subs under the desk :D

the bose system that sounds super nice
or the pioneer system that looks super nice? (for my room)

its not like the pioneer sucks, the bose is just better....... and cost more than 2 times more

wowowowow
bose >>>>>>> my microsoft comp speakers

Watching you

http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=109831
hm

http://www.members.cox.net/outlawboss/OOPS.wmv
crazy

http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=109061
haha, that sounds so cool

man, im goin through my room and i rediscovered my nerf guns again... i really dont wanna donate them...... so many fond memoeries ::sniffles:: and theyre all in perfect mint condition.... theyre so nice........ i lawb them..... dunno if i should donate or not :(

maybe i'll post pics later.......

im cleaning out my room, and i found this note that goes:
"wheres dallas?"
"in texas"
"no, thats austin"

funny thing is i remember writing that, just forgot to who, and when

http://members.shaw.ca/wpgclan/whatyouare.htm
madlibs sure are great

i might as well go flip burgers right now.
that way i'll get a jump start on the rest 75% of the kids that get worse grades than me

i dont fucking see what my parents want from me.
im already taking 3 ap classes, ahead in math, and all this shit
and they think im a failure. do they not see that 3 aps is already a lot. they dont know anything
theyre all caught up in hearing about all these child prodigies that like take 10 ap classes and 5s on every single one.
my dad was talking to my bro, and he was all like talking about how i messed up my future and i have no future and all this shit. WTF

shifting through old books and crap isnt fun when ur allergic to dust

OMG someone buy me this?

White M3

i think, trips to the weight room after school are in order.....
maybe when the weather cools down.....
or maybe everyone could get memberships to 24 hours... yeah, we could all go in a giant group, and piss the workers off
haha, that'll be fun
if not, then i'll just see if josh still goes and go wit him.

aAhHhh ChU: god riding in the car was hell
siLEntTriGGr: sima is skinny
siLEntTriGGr: remember them in PE
aAhHhh ChU: lol
aAhHhh ChU: dude
aAhHhh ChU: cammile had a HUGE bag of chips in here hand
aAhHhh ChU: and she would eat them nonstop
siLEntTriGGr: ewwww
siLEntTriGGr: i mean sexy
aAhHhh ChU: like put one in mouth, reach in bag, put one in mouth without pause
siLEntTriGGr: were u stuck in traffic on hte way home
aAhHhh ChU: yah cuz of the accident
siLEntTriGGr: haha
siLEntTriGGr: ist gods way
siLEntTriGGr: of telling u to spend more time with them
siLEntTriGGr: u guys are meant for each other
aAhHhh ChU: ha thanx for pointing that out
siLEntTriGGr: no prob
siLEntTriGGr: anythin for u


siLEntTriGGr: imagine
siLEntTriGGr: sima naked
aAhHhh ChU: NO
aAhHhh ChU: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
aAhHhh ChU: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo
aAhHhh ChU: NIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
siLEntTriGGr: or cammile
siLEntTriGGr: imagine

m z JACK1Ewack1e: KRN TOFU DUDE
m z JACK1Ewack1e: IM SOOO HUNGRY FOR IT
m z JACK1Ewack1e: I LIKE THOSE LITO APPETIZERZ
m z JACK1Ewack1e: IN THE LITO PLATEZ
m z JACK1Ewack1e: THOSE ARE SOOOO CUTE ^-^
siLEntTriGGr: haha
siLEntTriGGr: wow
m z JACK1Ewack1e: I WANNS PINCH ITS CHEEKZ
m z JACK1Ewack1e: ^_^

um
yeah, ive been in a bad mood recently
please excuse my pms
thanks

yay yay yay its trash day!

aAhHhh ChU: i was riding with sima/camille/ and some sophmore fatty
aAhHhh ChU: god im pimp
siLEntTriGGr: oh shit
siLEntTriGGr: did u hit that shit
aAhHhh ChU: all 3 at once
siLEntTriGGr: nice
siLEntTriGGr: i envy you
siLEntTriGGr: i could never do that
siLEntTriGGr: ...without throwing up
aAhHhh ChU: lol
aAhHhh ChU: i cut off my dick in shame after

im really pissed off right now, my backpack cant fit all the books i have to drag around
i have to hold my books like a goddamn school girl

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2429943196
i want this

terrible joke

Jessgirl5000: its sort of bad having friends that can drive
siLEntTriGGr: yah
siLEntTriGGr: damn them
siLEntTriGGr: bad influences
Jessgirl5000: its true
siLEntTriGGr: yup
Jessgirl5000: they are bad influences
siLEntTriGGr: yeah
siLEntTriGGr: like drugs
siLEntTriGGr: except in human form

i spent the whole weekend at my cuz's house, helping my aunt pack for taiwan. (theyre moving there)
it was really cool though, i got to go through all of my cuz's stuff and take wat i want.
we got a free 3000$ home stereo system, and another 1000$ bose system. the bose system is going into my room! (i think)
anyways, we also got lots of stuff, we took their dreamcast, n64, car models (i a really got a lancer evo and e36 bmw), and a dvd/tape player. yah, tons of stuff. i didnt want a lot of it, my bro took most of it. all i got wre the stereo and the car models. i almost forgot, i also got some cds my cuz didnt want. i got a blackstreet cd, a perfect circle, and a tribute to the notorious big. or something like that. lemme know if u want the perfect circle one, i dont think i listen to that stuff. i havnt actually listened to it.
hm wat else.

oh yeah, on saturday was the tacl reunion. really boring in the begining, me n mase had nothing to do but watch people play vid games. but it got better at the end when i actually found people to hang out with. me n jackie went out on um... "missions" (i think tahts what she called it). those consist of like, catching a bee, feeding the poor neglected pet birds outside, getting in a box, and hopping around on one foot.... yes, it WAS pretty boring. im not sure if poking the nasty ass spa counts as a mission. eric and gary didnt show up till like..... 8 or something. super late. i left at like 10, which wasnt as early as i thought, cuz most people left right after me.
hm, i must add that we were at jeff's house and he has the coolest fish ever. its like a trigger fish..... it ATE other smaller fish. it was AWESOME! it like, bit off chucks off the small defenseless goldfish. its great how a lot of the girls were all complaining how cruel we wre, even though they were the closest to the tank, and watching every single feeding. haha, the fish at well that day, it got fed like at least 5 or 6 times that day
i'll uh.... link you a vid.... that i stole from bev...... haha
http://www.angelfire.com/bug/bokmeowbev/Picture_060.avi

http://www.angelfire.com/ga4/skr3w0/101_0103.avi
ok, since everyone is asking me wtf this vid is. i just uploaded this cuz i wanted to show jackie how weird she said the word "bru-dah"
haha, yeah, its her telling a REALLY funny joke.... yeah, so if u dont feel like watching jackie tell a joke you can barely hear (cuz the tv was very loud), dont waste your time.
but i must say, its very entertaining hearing her say "bru-dah" like 20 times
i will be taking this vid down probably around tomorrow, cuz it uses up half my angelfire account.

m z Jack1eWack1e (9:39:09 PM): at the end when u said u dont get it
m z Jack1eWack1e (9:39:12 PM): i was so sad
hahah, awww i feel bad now :(