Jessgirl5000: i want someone to come play with me

i went to pick up my mom today at like 12:30 am... and holy crap... on the section of kanan between lindero and westlake blvd (will smith's house area)... i couldnt see ANYTHING.
the fog was SO thick, i dont think ive ever walked/driven/seen fog so thick. i literally couldnt see like 15 feet infront of where i was driving.
i was practically driving blind.
i was afraid like id suddenly see some girl standing in the middle of the street or somthing.. like in gothika..

damn, i used a whole half a tank of gas today.... driving to, from, and all around diamond bar (one of the most boring places ever, haha)

anyways, the tacl reunion was a lotta fun. some ppl who didnt even go to camp managed to show up, which was cool.
although the best part of the day was probably when some of us went to jack in the box to chill. a lotta fun and laughs there.... too bad some ppl already left by then.

oh... and i made it home in less than an hour!! woohoo! thats more than 40 min faster than it took to get to there.

siLEntTriGGr: jenna
siLEntTriGGr: i need to know
siLEntTriGGr: how to change
siLEntTriGGr: m4a to mp3
(waits for answer)
XX AY AM EXX7: im eating cheese crackers

OMG
this just made my day
http://www.freakwangz.com/E46/num.mov
hhahahahahaha
no nunchuck skills here

ManGchU: and he's like "where do you wanna get effed up?"
XX AY AM EXX7: HAHAHAHHA
XX AY AM EXX7: WTF
siLEntTriGGr: wait what
siLEntTriGGr: lol
ManGchU: and i was like "right hira! on deez nuts!"

ManGchU: yea it was horrible
ManGchU: worst experience of my life
ManGchU: well that and getting done in the butt...but tthat's another story
siLEntTriGGr: aw
siLEntTriGGr: scott wasnt that bad
XX AY AM EXX7: lololol
siLEntTriGGr: you could barely feel it anyways
siLEntTriGGr: or so i hear
ManGchU: have you seen scott lately???
XX AY AM EXX7: HAHAHAHA
Aahhhh ChU: lol wtf?
Aahhhh ChU: hahahah
ManGchU: HAVE YOU
ManGchU: SEEN SCOTT
ManGchU: LATELY!?
XX AY AM EXX7: AAAAAAAAHAHHAHAHAH
siLEntTriGGr: all i know is wat i hear
ManGchU: well you need to experience
ManGchU: scott..sick em
Aahhhh ChU: enzyte !
ManGchU: or shall i say..dick em
Aahhhh ChU: wow matt
Aahhhh ChU: you're done haha
XX AY AM EXX7: lol
ManGchU: haha ok
ManGchU: it was funny for a while
Aahhhh ChU: you won
Aahhhh ChU: you can stop

Aahhhh ChU: yay matt's leaving!
x a j u i c e: lol
ManGchU: eff youuuu
XX AY AM EXX7: that ruined the mood

Aahhhh ChU: /roll-dice 15-sides 1
Aahhhh ChU: SHIT
Aahhhh ChU: NO
XX AY AM EXX7: HAH
ManGchU: hahaha
Aahhhh ChU: I REVEALED IT
ManGchU: yessss
XX AY AM EXX7: SECRETS COME OUT
x a j u i c e: oops

this is crazy..... the guy from MAD TV doing
ll cool j, snoop dogg, dmx, and jay-z impressions
http://home.comcast.net/~risetotherim/aires_spears.mp3

freaking good

*OnlineHost*: x a j u i c e rolled 2 6-sided dice: 1 1
*OnlineHost*: siLEntTriGGr rolled 2 6-sided dice: 2 5
x a j u i c e: dang it
*OnlineHost*: XX AY AM EXX7 rolled 2 6-sided dice: 5 6
XX AY AM EXX7: I WIN
*OnlineHost*: siLEntTriGGr rolled 2 6-sided dice: 3 1
*OnlineHost*: Aahhhh ChU rolled 10 222-sided dice: 25 217 168 146 98 85 122 40 131 182
Aahhhh ChU: i win
siLEntTriGGr: SHIT
x a j u i c e: lmao
XX AY AM EXX7: WHAT THE HECK
Aahhhh ChU: fking owned
x a j u i c e: hahahahahaha
siLEntTriGGr: hahaha

XX AY AM EXX7: have you had
siLEntTriGGr: yes
XX AY AM EXX7: the marshmallow cookies
ManGchU: yes
ManGchU: dammit
ManGchU: too slow
siLEntTriGGr: hahaha

XX AY AM EXX7: wait jason
XX AY AM EXX7: JASON
x a j u i c e: type louder
XX AY AM EXX7: JASON
siLEntTriGGr: lol
siLEntTriGGr: what
x a j u i c e: see

XX AY AM EXX7: YOU THOUGHT I WAS A SLUT
siLEntTriGGr: rofl
siLEntTriGGr: joke?
XX AY AM EXX7: sure
siLEntTriGGr: kekekekeek
XX AY AM EXX7: so did scott
XX AY AM EXX7: matt thought i was a bitch
XX AY AM EXX7: lets see
siLEntTriGGr: and we were all right
XX AY AM EXX7: WHAT
XX AY AM EXX7: asshole
siLEntTriGGr: im jay kay

yao ming totally owns this guy

woooo hoooooooo!
my damn family finally agreed on the FX35!!!
its no g35 coupe.....
but its better than a lexus SUV or a volvo.......

damn this smart school
84% AP pass rate at our school
25% 5 rate

http://www.ophs.opusd.k12.ca.us/new_page_392.htm

info on my burning car:
http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?t=190965

yin yang : if you had turned 17 this year, it'd be pretty cool, cause kevin adn i were born same year, and maybe you and bev could have been same year too
siLEntTriGGr: yup
siLEntTriGGr: lol
yin yang : Whoaaaa
yin yang : dude
yin yang : does this mean that like..
siLEntTriGGr: what
yin yang : yoru parents ewre horny when MYYY parents were horny?? 9 months before june 1990??
yin yang : OMG
siLEntTriGGr: omg
siLEntTriGGr: haha
siLEntTriGGr: youre so weird

this is some freaky shit!
http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?t=190860
note to self: never go into creapy woods by yourself to take pictures.
always bring at least 20 people and a couple guns.

haha, http://www.cafepress.com/lifehalfempty.13181505

my car caught on fire......
fuckin angel eyes

http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?t=190504
damn i love this car

ok, so i saw the girl next door... and i think i freaking LOVE elisha cuthbert......
:drool: :drool:
gawddamn shes hot!! and i didnt even think she weas that hot in the before...
oh... and we didnt get the uncut version... that woulda been awesome

XX AY AM EXX7: should i take
XX AY AM EXX7: ap us hist
XX AY AM EXX7: will it even help me
siLEntTriGGr: what do u wanna be if you grow up
XX AY AM EXX7: if i grow up? rofl

holy crap!!!!!! matts leaving this friday!!!
im not gonna see him for sooo long!
i'll miss the bastid

http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?p=1881980
wow! this freaking sucks.....

dang.... if the new ferarri looked like this................
:drool:

ok........ so today was interesting.

i woke up at 9 cuz my dad signed me up for some community service thing.
i thought we were gonna help a old lady move out... like moving couches and stuff...
turns out.... WE WERE CLEANING OUT HER RAT INFESTED HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!
that house was FUCKING FILTHY!! well.. the rats were already taken care of...
but there was rat shit EVERYWHERE!!!! literally everywhere.... EVERYWHERE.
there was also spiders, HUGE FLYS, and spiderwebs all over the damn place.

haha, paul and my bro caught 15 HUGE flys in a jar.... those were some retarded flys. you could litterally catch them with your hands easily...

anyways... the bedroom was the worst... thats where the rats were nesting. in her closet... if you looked on the rug. it was literally a layer of rat shit and chewed up paper.... disgusting...


ok, so we worked from 10-1
and then we eat and at 1:30... my dad drives to JAC (tutor)... and SURPRISE!!!!
you have a surprise TUTOR LESSON!! yay!!!!!! i didnt even know until 30 minutes before....
i guess it wasnt that bad though... since jackie was there, someone i can actually talk to...

anyways, after, i really wanted to go out and play video games at someones house, and never come home.... but..... everybody was busy. :(
so i stayed at home and watched comedy central's horny teen movie sunday...
watched not another teen movie, corky romano...
and insomniac in tokyo!!!!
that was awesome..... you know the japs have "paradise tv" which shows dirty hard porn shows 24/7. freaking awesome. they have awesome gameshows, like "guess the virgin".

anyways....
THEN I WATCHED THE NINJA SPECIAL ON DISCOVERY CHANNEL..........
and that pissed me off big time. the "modern ninja" that they featured was a white guy...
kinda like how the last samurai was white....
that pissed me off.
the only asian in the whole show, was the whit eguys wife...
and yeah, i could go on about how the white guy sucked... but... im too lazy and you don wanna read it.

holy crap?
NSX->F50 transformation.......
amazing

yeah so.... who wants to help make one of these prints on my car

ok, so lets follow the progression of my potential rims through time:

Few Months Before School Ends
Dad: wait until after the SAT/SAT2, AP tests, Finals, School ends

After School/SAT/SAT2/AP Tests Ends
Me: i guess i can wait till after summer school

After Summer School Ends
Dad: not now, your moms mad at you. right now you need to concentrate on tutor... wait until after TACL
Me: but after TACL, school starts
Dad: theres still a few more weeks.

After TACL (currently)
Dad: schools about to start, read your AP summer work.



so you see people, stop bugging me about getting rims.
ive tried. my dads lies
thers nothing i can do about it.

unless you know someone who will let me use their credit card and i can pay them back in cash.....

http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?t=189267
man, i hate this kid.... :jealous:

http://www.bodyperks.com/index2.html
i think i found someones bday present!

http://www.dvdrewinder.com/
must have for anyone who watches movies.
mines already on the way!

http://n3rd.toson.net/werd.jpg
:-D

http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/ns/news/story.jsp?photoid=/cp/news/top/i/half_ton_man135.jpg&floc=FF-APO-PLS&idq=/ff/story/0001/20040811/1007957830.htm
ummmm 1000+ lb man!!!

Stewie's watching the Smurfs in Lois' room...

"We now return to the Smurfs..."

Smurf 1: Yo, you have a good time last night?
Smurf 2: Smurftacular!
Smurf 1: Yeah I saw you leave with Smurfette.
Smurf 2: Oh man, as soon as we got out of the bar, she started smurfing me. (hands to his crotch)
Smurf 1: Shut the smurf up!
Smurf 2: Yeah!
Smurf 1: Right in the smurfin' parking lot?
Smurf 2: Smurf yeah!
Smurf 1: Oh that is freakin' smurf...
Smurf 2: You smurf it.
Smurf 1: That is freakin' smurf...

Stewie's watching the Smurfs in Lois' room...

"We now return to the Smurfs..."

Smurf 1: Yo, you have a good time last night?
Smurf 2: Smurftacular!
Smurf 1: Yeah I saw you leave with Smurfette.
Smurf 2: Oh man, as soon as we got out of the bar, she started smurfing me. (hands to his crotch)
Smurf 1: Shut the smurf up!
Smurf 2: Yeah!
Smurf 1: Right in the smurfin' parking lot?
Smurf 2: Smurf yeah!
Smurf 1: Oh that is freakin' smurf...
Smurf 2: You smurf it.
Smurf 1: That is freakin' smurf...

J ESKAFIED: dood like.. if i wasnt wearing pants you'd be able to see my vagina

siLEntTriGGr: washy oak park lai
ManGchU: noooo
siLEntTriGGr: lol
ManGchU: washy matt
siLEntTriGGr: lol
ManGchU: lol
siLEntTriGGr: washy matt
siLEntTriGGr: thats it
siLEntTriGGr: wats the oak paark lai one then
ManGchU: wah dweit oak park lai
siLEntTriGGr: damn ur good
ManGchU: hahaha
ManGchU: yesssss
siLEntTriGGr: i dont remember that crap

you know what?
i really really really want the saab 9-3 aero sedan.....
http://www.saabusa.com/main/US/en/dys1.xml
:drool:

http://www.templeofblood.com/downloads/pictures_and_videos/rubix_cube_solution.zip
video of guy doing rubiks cube in 23 sec

http://forums.clubrsx.com/showthread.php?t=185907
owned by poo



http://poststuff2.entensity.net/081604/media.php?media=streaker.wmv
omg? shes hot.. naked.. and good at soccer.

this z4 is just tooooooooo sick
http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?t=188577&page=1&pp=20

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/27499971.html
i love this story. i read it agian just for kicks

this ones good too
http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sfo/25456220.html

check it out!! i rasterbated!! it took a while, but it was a lot of fun... you should try rasterbating too... go here to rasterbate as much as u want. http://homokaasu.org/rasterbator/ 

monday: tutor sat2 math2c 6pm-9:30pm
tuesday: tutor sat2 writing 9:30am-1pm
wednesday: tutor sat2 math2c 6pm-9:30pm
thursday: tutor sat2 writing 9:30am-1pm

i swear, this fucking sucks.
goddamnit, im gonna go nuts......
i dont care anymore, im not gonna try.
i think i'll ditch wednesdays clas.... hopefully pauls dad wont call

azn gangstaz yo!

i gotta say... japan wins


mcdonalds jersey. niceeeeee

pink panter guy is reppin the shocker. lmao






i really like these too.


cool eh?

k im done
lol


scott tells me the guys who dress like this get all the hot chicks in japan.
now im jealous. lol

i was goin to monterey park and i saw a gangsterish asian guy in a CL500 with HREs... with a hot asian gf. jealous agian

siLEntTriGGr: whats wrong wit louis vuitton
Exy1e: girlish
siLEntTriGGr: hahah
siLEntTriGGr: when has that ever stopped you

yes.... cant go out today cuz i got in a huge fight with my mom last night and now i gotta stay home all day and read, then go to tutor from 6-9:30.
but im not reading anyways, because everytime i try, i just get tired and fall asleep. i read 12 pages, then passed out.
yup thats me. reading bores me.
anyways, sorry brian, cant hang out today, we shall chill some other time.


edit: oh yeah, i really want to just spend the rest of my day eating.
but i dont want to go downstairs, or i'll see my mom. bah.
i want to make some instant noodles or something >.<


acutally, i think im gonna try to read now

i think i found the rims i want

Akon- Trouble
http://www.flixflax.se/Akon-Trouble-(Retail)-2004-VMA.zip

my car is finally clean!! grace n scott helped me clean my car yesterday...
grace actually did a really good job. thanks!

FUCK MY MOM
seriously
shes literally a fucking crazy psycho bitch

whoever thought that id be listening to atomic kitty.
you can kill me now
hahaha

the tide is high but im holdin on... im gonna be ur number one....
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
eating my brain damnit
my bro sent the song to me :(

Aahhhh ChU: gothika is still scaring the shit oughta me
Aahhhh ChU: i was dying of thirst last night
Aahhhh ChU: but i couldn't get out of my bed and get water
Aahhhh ChU: cause it was too scary
siLEntTriGGr: whered you see it
Aahhhh ChU: on the airplane
Aahhhh ChU: i figured like
siLEntTriGGr: awesome
Aahhhh ChU: im surrounded by people
Aahhhh ChU: the screen is tiny
siLEntTriGGr: hahahahha
Aahhhh ChU: i shuild be fine
siLEntTriGGr: yeah its scary
Aahhhh ChU: but nooo the headphones
siLEntTriGGr: rofll
Aahhhh ChU: scared the hell out of me

woohoo, today was cool, met up with jeska, candi, stef, and jenat the amc.
ate at fatburger
chilled.
then drove around with candi and jeska wasting a ton of time and gas.
couldnt find a party, but whatever, it was cool.
oh yeah, n i licked whipped cream off jeskas boob. :-x. it was cool.
you didnt read that.
oh, and sorry jeska for gettin u home late... hope ur mom calms down and forgets :-here are pics from the night.

i surprised them with these pics btw, so they pretty much hated me by the end of hte night 

in the car 

candi 

http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?t=188003
porsche meets make me so very very jealous

check out this pic of scott.
hahaha
http://www.angelfire.com/ak5/quiksilvergt0/otakon.jpg

X2 ShaiNa 2x: i miss you


aww. i miss ya too shaina!
funny we dont hang out more, u live right next door.

ok, so here are my tacl pics.
i only took out my cam on the last day, so most of them are from the group pics and the bus.

group pic 

omg girls! 

jackie jennie. 

me, jackie, jennie, gary. i didnt sleep last night... so im tired ok?! 

my group!! hot water!!! eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 

counselors 

eric is picture master 

haha, wtf eric? 

jackie suckin on her toes!!! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh 

everyones freaking passed out... losers! 

i dunno, theyre really weird. 

this is julias go to hell face 

last pic of the day