odear j en zhere: i like the icon haha
siLEntTriGGr: perv
odear j en zhere: hahaha
odear j en zhere: how can you say imma perv already
siLEntTriGGr: i mean u liking my icon
odear j en zhere: oh
odear j en zhere: are they..
odear j en zhere: oh
odear j en zhere: OH
odear j en zhere: oh?
odear j en zhere: hahaha
siLEntTriGGr: HAHAH

x a j u i c e: i'll get a bf
x a j u i c e: bj
x a j u i c e: wow
siLEntTriGGr: hahahahah
x a j u i c e: wtf
x a j u i c e: owned

love actually is a pretty damn good movie
lotta boobies, but not enough..... but then agian when is there ever "enough" boobies?

i wish my car shined like this
http://pages.stern.nyu.edu/~fc411/images/sky.jpg

http://forums.mbworld.org/forums/showthread.php?s=c7e84051883724e0a611ed7fe70cce35&threadid=53061&perpage=10&pagenumber=1
this guy got owned so bad

http://www.wiredvideo.com/clips/av2/ogrebattle.mpg

whoohoo, wheres the next meeting, i wanna go

http://www.public.iastate.edu/~tschrage/demo3.wmv
dumbass x10000000000000

omg this should be illegal
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=6472&item=2443208104#ebayphotohosting

http://www.quepons.com/blackfriday.html
http://www.spoofee.com/blackfriday/left.htm
sales!

siLEntTriGGr (10:51:38 AM): happy thanksgiving
hybiscus k i s s (10:51:40 AM): happy thanksgiving!
hybiscus k i s s (10:51:43 AM): aw you beat me
siLEntTriGGr (10:51:48 AM): HAH

http://home.comcast.net/~jefbs/SON2U.WMV

haha, this is too cool

Jessgirl5000 (9:37:12 PM): i just had some coke
Jessgirl5000 (9:37:14 PM): and i hate coke
Jessgirl5000 (9:37:21 PM): but now im getting addicted to it again'
Jessgirl5000 (9:37:26 PM): cuz i havent had coke in a long time
siLEntTriGGr: drugs are bad mmkay

xo mademoiselle: this is getting sad
xo mademoiselle: the more i talk to you
xo mademoiselle: the more stupid i get
siLEntTriGGr: maybe
siLEntTriGGr: u were always stupdi
siLEntTriGGr: i just bring it out in u
xo mademoiselle: and you
xo mademoiselle: haha
xo mademoiselle: well im not pregnant
xo mademoiselle: so im not
xo mademoiselle: THAT stupid
siLEntTriGGr: yes u are
siLEntTriGGr: are u saying pregnant people are stupid
xo mademoiselle: no
xo mademoiselle: im saying
xo mademoiselle: pregnant teens are stupid
siLEntTriGGr: what if they got raped
siLEntTriGGr: are u saying those poor souls are stupid
siLEntTriGGr: it wasnt their fault
xo mademoiselle: um no
xo mademoiselle: but they could have
xo mademoiselle: no
xo mademoiselle: i mean
xo mademoiselle: UGH
xo mademoiselle: FINE
xo mademoiselle: I ADMIT IT
xo mademoiselle: IM STUPID
xo mademoiselle: THERE
xo mademoiselle: HAPPY!

siLEntTriGGr: are u the one
siLEntTriGGr: where i said i heard about um
siLEntTriGGr: all american rejects before her
siLEntTriGGr: and the crazy bitch freaked out
xo mademoiselle: no
siLEntTriGGr: oh damnit
siLEntTriGGr: then shes not a bitch
xo mademoiselle: haha
xo mademoiselle: no
xo mademoiselle: still not me
xo mademoiselle: I JUST GOT THAT
xo mademoiselle: MEAN!
siLEntTriGGr: i know
siLEntTriGGr: hahahahah

siLEntTriGGr: i heard about them before u
xo mademoiselle: and you this because
xo mademoiselle: you know this because
siLEntTriGGr: i just do
xo mademoiselle: my friend
xo mademoiselle: knows the lead singer
xo mademoiselle: so
xo mademoiselle: she told me all about them
xo mademoiselle: before they got popular
siLEntTriGGr: i had sex with their drummer
xo mademoiselle: you wi
xo mademoiselle: n
siLEntTriGGr: yeah
siLEntTriGGr: give up

siLEntTriGGr: my car is 2.5L 170hp
E x Y 1 e: nice?
E x Y 1 e: mine's 1.8 125
siLEntTriGGr: how much torque tho
E x Y 1 e: 340
siLEntTriGGr: haha
siLEntTriGGr: is it more than 100
E x Y 1 e: fuck u
E x Y 1 e: lol i dont konw what it is
siLEntTriGGr: haha
siLEntTriGGr: sigh
E x Y 1 e: its shitty
E x Y 1 e: lets just say
E x Y 1 e: if im not going 50 on a hill
E x Y 1 e: i start going backwards
siLEntTriGGr: haha

Jessgirl5000: im so inlove with that bag
Jessgirl5000: its so beautiful
Jessgirl5000: most gorgeous leather i have ever seen
Jessgirl5000: and such a great color
siLEntTriGGr: leather?
siLEntTriGGr: whats leather
Jessgirl5000: omg
Jessgirl5000: leather
Jessgirl5000: ANIMAL HIDE
Jessgirl5000: OMG
siLEntTriGGr: im sorry, your aristocratic language doesnt register in my 3rd class mind
Jessgirl5000: WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM
Jessgirl5000: leather!!!
siLEntTriGGr: i love you too
Jessgirl5000: omg
Jessgirl5000: you have to be kidding
siLEntTriGGr: u mean the seats in my car?
Jessgirl5000: yes
siLEntTriGGr: actually
siLEntTriGGr: thats leatherette
Jessgirl5000: omg stupid!!!
siLEntTriGGr: i know what leather is
siLEntTriGGr: jeeeeeez
siLEntTriGGr: u think that lowly of me
Jessgirl5000: haha
Jessgirl5000: its possible

Aahhhh ChU: woah wtf
Aahhhh ChU: i downloaded a mp3
siLEntTriGGr: NICE
siLEntTriGGr: congrats
Aahhhh ChU: and it plays normally but if i try to skip around it plays the wired noises
Aahhhh ChU: let me finish fag

siLEntTriGGr: and, i offered to pick u up
Jessgirl5000: so still its not like my parents would be like
Jessgirl5000: ok sure
Jessgirl5000: jsut leave the house
Jessgirl5000: and dont close the gate
Jessgirl5000: and let solicitors come onto the property
siLEntTriGGr: u have a gate?!?!
Jessgirl5000: um ya
siLEntTriGGr: why didnt u just ask your maids to close the gate then
Jessgirl5000: I DONT HAVE ANY MAIDS
siLEntTriGGr: or maybe your helicoptor pilot

siLEntTriGGr: http://www.petatv.com/tvpopup/video.asp?video=mym2002
x a j u i c e: wtf
x a j u i c e: this is sexy
x a j u i c e: i'm going to laugh as i eat my fried chicken tonight
x a j u i c e: why am i watching... oh yea, because this makes me hungry
x a j u i c e: that video was hot
x a j u i c e: i need to go whack off
siLEntTriGGr: haha
x a j u i c e: branding the cows almost made me climax

xo mademoiselle: theres this
xo mademoiselle: thing in your arm
xo mademoiselle: that you like do this thing too
xo mademoiselle: and over a period of time
xo mademoiselle: it makes your boobsbigger
xo mademoiselle: why...do you want boobs?
siLEntTriGGr: i can do that
xo mademoiselle: ha
siLEntTriGGr: just by pulling on your nipples
xo mademoiselle: no..pulling on your nipples
xo mademoiselle: could result in
xo mademoiselle: no nipples
xo mademoiselle: and that is nasty

siLEntTriGGr: are you pooing
xo mademoiselle: yes,
xo mademoiselle: i am pooing
siLEntTriGGr: ew
xo mademoiselle: IN FRONT OF MY COMPUTER

siLEntTriGGr: i can see the pores
x a j u i c e: powers = hot
x a j u i c e: powers
x a j u i c e: wow
x a j u i c e: pores
siLEntTriGGr: LOL
x a j u i c e: i'm retarTDed too

Xo mademoiselle (9:08:08 PM): im gonna be like you
Xo mademoiselle (9:08:12 PM): and be mad at you
Xo mademoiselle signed off at 9:08:15 PM.
Xo mademoiselle (9:08:54 PM): i can't stay mad at you
Xo mademoiselle (9:08:56 PM): itz too hard

http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=125870&perpage=20&pagenumber=1
omg soooooooooooooooo nice, i wish iw ent

miranda: how do u know if im not smart or not

xo mademoiselle: brain stealer
siLEntTriGGr: sperm eater
xo mademoiselle: hahahahah
xo mademoiselle: thats funny
siLEntTriGGr: cuz its true

xo mademoiselle: im just need
xo mademoiselle: a freakin break
xo mademoiselle: BREAK
xo mademoiselle: BREAK RBEAK
siLEntTriGGr: u do
xo mademoiselle: alkkkkkkkkkkkkkkdsjiafjailojakldajs90ruijeadssssssssssssslkjqwe9pu3pujlkasoiq
siLEntTriGGr: this weekend
xo mademoiselle: lol
xo mademoiselle: noo
xo mademoiselle: but like
xo mademoiselle: one forever
xo mademoiselle: so i can hang out with people
xo mademoiselle: i need time to hang out

paperboy- ditty
old school

Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

YAYYAYAYAY MORE FAMILY GUY
http://www.usatoday.com/life/television/news/2003-11-18-family-guy_x.htm

http://gallery.consumerreview.com/webcrossing/images/csp_sti1.jpg
http://gallery.consumerreview.com/webcrossing/images/csp_sti1.jpg
scary

http://www.malevole.com/mv/misc/tribute/
random! but kinda funny
hah

if somebody named aflino62 wants to chat with you dont accept . its an avanced virus that
begins to slowly remove your documents then goes out to all your hard drives. Send this
to all people online on your buddy list

http://www.vipergts.dsl.pipex.com/6_gallardo.wmv
SHIT! NICE

this picture gets jason

Rice or it's more common derivative - 'ricey' comes from the latin word 'ricearonius' which loosely translates into "if it comes in neon, put that shizzle on my car."

http://www.lostbrain.com/justin/index.html
HAHAHAHA funny website

SPORTS COMMENTATOR SLIP-UPS

- "Sure, there have been deaths in boxing, but none of them
serious."(AlanMinter)

-"Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Darryl Gibson comes inside of him." (New Zealand rugby commentator Murray Mexted)

- "This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother." (Ted Walsh horse racing commentator)

- "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body." (Winston Bennett)

- "The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it,
which is identical." (Murray Walker - F1 racing commentator)

- "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my father and mother." (Greg Norman)

- "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same
thing again." (Terry Venables - Soccer Coach)

- "Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge president is kissing the cox of the Oxford crew." (Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977)

- "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on
the field" (Metro Radio)

- "Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seems to hang in the air for even longer." (David Acfield)

- "What will you do when you leave football, Jack. Will you stay in
football?" (Stuart Hall - Radio 5 live)

- "And there goes Juantorena down the back straight, opening his legs and showing his class." (David Coleman at the Montreal Olympics)

- "One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses
them.....Oh my God! What have I just said?!!!" (US PGA Commentator)

- "For those of you who are watching in black and white, the blue is behind the brown." (Ted Lowe, Snooker commentator)

AND MY FAVORITE!!
a female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to
have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked "So Bob, where's that 8 inches you promised me last night?" Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too as they were laughing so hard!

http://www.iol.co.za/index.php?click_id=181&art_id=vn20031119015143625C721559&set_id=1
wow, i'd hate to have to pay for the damages

siLEntTriGGr: nice comp
ChEnZoNgHuA 4 17: yeah i know
ChEnZoNgHuA 4 17: i have it on bags
siLEntTriGGr: haha
siLEntTriGGr: fag
ChEnZoNgHuA 4 17: a cool 533 mHz
siLEntTriGGr: mines 600
ChEnZoNgHuA 4 17: damn you
ChEnZoNgHuA 4 17: you win this time
siLEntTriGGr: lol
ChEnZoNgHuA 4 17: my one b4 was 75 mHz
siLEntTriGGr: haha
siLEntTriGGr: nice
ChEnZoNgHuA 4 17: i had that one on dubs
ChEnZoNgHuA 4 17: it froze so much cause i put so much ice on it
siLEntTriGGr: haha

http://www.610wtvn.com/staff/johncorby/newfolder/oldcomputer.jpg
if only i had the cash flow to get this

I never quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.

I have never figured out why the sexual desire gene gets thrown into a state of turmoil, when it hears the words "I do."

One evening last week, my wife and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said "WHAT????!!!" So she says the words that every husband on the planet dreads to hear..."You must not be in tune with my emotional needs as a woman." I am thinking "what was her first clue?" I finally realized that nothing was going to happen that night so I went to sleep.

The very next day, we went shopping at a big, unnamed dept. store... I walked around with her while she tried on three different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her to take all three. She wanted matching shoes, I said "lets get a pair for each outfit."

We went to the jewelry dept. where she gets a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you ... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said it was OK. She was almost sexually excited from all of this. You should have seen her face when she said "I think this is all dear, lets go to the cash register." I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out "No honey, I don't feel like buying all of this stuff now."

You should have seen her face...it went completely blank. I then said "Really honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me I added, "You must not be in tune with my financial needs as a man."

I figure that I won't be having sex again until sometime after the
spring of 2008.

siLEntTriGGr: i hope ur enjoying it ont he same level as me
odear j en zhere: i fully enojyed it
siLEntTriGGr: GOOD
odear j en zhere: haha
siLEntTriGGr: but not to my level
odear j en zhere: no
odear j en zhere: nowhere near your level
odear j en zhere: hahaha
siLEntTriGGr: :-(
siLEntTriGGr: u missed out then
odear j en zhere: no
odear j en zhere: i still got aroused..?

siLEntTriGGr: http://www2.victoriassecret.com/images/prodlgvw/V234002.jpg
m z JACK1Ewack1e: omg your obsessed
siLEntTriGGr: no
siLEntTriGGr: just horny
m z JACK1Ewack1e: HAHAHAHAHAHA
m z JACK1Ewack1e: LOL
siLEntTriGGr: wat do u expect after watching a million girls in thongs and shiet walking all over the place
m z JACK1Ewack1e: ahgaahhahahaha dude
m z JACK1Ewack1e: go jeck off or somethin
siLEntTriGGr: what
siLEntTriGGr: no
m z JACK1Ewack1e: HAHA
siLEntTriGGr: im gonna let this boner last forever
siLEntTriGGr: because the show was that good
m z JACK1Ewack1e: HAHAHAHHAHA THATZ REALLY SICK
siLEntTriGGr: i need a reminder
siLEntTriGGr: and i actually dont have a boner, but i had to say i do to make it funny
m z JACK1Ewack1e: ahahahahahahahhahaha

http://www.lukeford.com/sophiampg.mpg
someone tell me wat that is

mmmmmm my favorite bra was the white one with black flames... awesome
also, TYRA BANKS IS HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

and sting is a pimp, and the song he sang rocks, and he looks funny in his all black dress looking outfit
and mary j blige sucks, hated her music
and eve looks stupid as hell dressed up all pretty
if ur gonna be a gangsta rapper, dont get dolled up, looks stupid as hell

siLEntTriGGr (4:30:18 PM): do u know how paypal works
siLEntTriGGr (4:31:10 PM): ebay*
bun dan toh (10:16:34 PM): sorry man no clue

SIX HOURS LATE!

in art class:
sean: remember i used to say "hey" to you on AIM and you would just go "not much", like wtf, i didnt even ask anything yet, and you already skipped to the answer.
brandon: yeah, thats cuz youre gonna ask it anyways, stupid bullshit convos, you say "wats up", i say "not much, u?", you say "not much". just skip all that bullshit. next time i'll just say "later"

hah, maybe u dont get it, it was funny at the time

siLEntTriGGr: i bet u have a&f stuff
siLEntTriGGr: traitor
odear j en zhere: i have none
odear j en zhere: their stuff is kinda cheapish
odear j en zhere: haha
odear j en zhere: and expensive
odear j en zhere: i go to hollister
siLEntTriGGr: hmmmm
siLEntTriGGr: all that stuff is expensive
siLEntTriGGr: i go to ross, its cheapish
odear j en zhere: hahahaha
odear j en zhere: ross
odear j en zhere: i go to gap the most
odear j en zhere: gap and nordstroms
odear j en zhere: they have good stuff
siLEntTriGGr: ross and marshalls
odear j en zhere: their stuff has defects
odear j en zhere: haha
siLEntTriGGr: thats why i can afford it
odear j en zhere: haha

my parents set the bar so high for everything, they make you give up before you try

hmmmm, upon lots of thought, ive decided that the best and most fun way to kill urself is to go on a police chase. a 140mph chase down a freeway would be hella fun, when u almost run outa gas or something, just drive off a cliff or off the freeway and try to kill urself

goddamnit im so pissed right now, my mom says i have to fucking get a fucking 1400 on the goddamn SATs, thats fucking unrealistic
how can that stupid crazy bitch expect ME to get a 1400 on my FIRST try.
fucking, fuck her, i wish i had a punching bag
i already know my score, its way under a 1400...... and shes fucking threatening me by taking away privleges and shit.... goddamnit, and theres nothing i can do
i hope she fucking walks into a goddamn wall and knocks her dumb ass out

this makes folding clothes 100000000000000000 times easier!
http://homepage10.seed.net.tw/web@1/iget/clothes.wmv

mom (yelling at me): lets see what you got on the SATs then, they better not be low!
me: whats low?
mom: anything lower than....... 1400

thats pretty fucking unrealistic if u ask me

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2443051335
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2442548066
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2443733457&category=33638

There are two types of people in the car world.

1. Those that like cars and therefore respect different autos for what they are.

2. Dickheads that would rather make sweet sweet love to the greased up logo of whatever particular car they can afford. - The DBK

310-990-7444 paris hilton's cellphone

haha, these shirts are funny as hell

odear j en zhere: you know how you hear those survival tecniques sometimes
odear j en zhere: like
odear j en zhere: what do you do if youre stranded in a forst
siLEntTriGGr: lol
siLEntTriGGr: forest
odear j en zhere: "BURN DOWN SAN DIEGO!"

xl u vv a b u lx: i had a gallon of hottt tea
xl u vv a b u lx: a freakkkkkkkkkin long shower
xl u vv a b u lx: which i found bruises
xl u vv a b u lx: EVEN ON MY FUCKIN BOOBS

now thats what i call rough sex....
lol, jp, she got the bruises from the rides at the carnival

http://www.squarecircleco.com/heli2/

one of the best football games EVER!!!!!!!!!
WE BEAT OAKS CHRISTIAN 24:27!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TOUCHDOWN LITERALLY THE LAST SECOND.

p i m p baby

siLEntTriGGr: my bros been listening to california love for the last hour....... and all i hear is this one beat going AGIAN AND AGIAN AND AGIAN
Anjewel777: HA HA HA HA
Anjewel777: bu toozie paloozie?
Anjewel777: TyTe! at least it's not it's a small world afterall
siLEntTriGGr: Anjewel777: bu toozie paloozie?
siLEntTriGGr: wtf
Anjewel777: by*
Anjewel777: tupac
siLEntTriGGr: damnit
siLEntTriGGr: u just gheyed 2pacs name
siLEntTriGGr: i didnt know it was possible
Anjewel777: LoL
Anjewel777: meanie
Anjewel777: i gay up your name
Anjewel777: jason wason
Anjewel777: jasey wasey

http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=sJhWanG&nextdate=10%2f18%2f2003+2%3a26%3a53.543&direction=n

TheDorkster2988: ehh..so wut is booty calling
siLEntTriGGr: haha
siLEntTriGGr: i shant corrupt u
TheDorkster2988: is it like screamin nice ass to a gurl
TheDorkster2988: or somethin
siLEntTriGGr: hahahahahah

listen to those, some of the funniest things ive heard in a while
im listening to them all

Budweiser - Mr. All-You-Can-Eat Buffet Inventor.mp3

Budweiser - Mr. Athletic Cup Inventor.mp3

Budweiser - Mr. Bass Plaque Maker.mp3

Budweiser - Mr. Wrecking Ball Operator.mp3

Budweiser - Mr. Chinese Food Delivery Guy.mp3

Budweiser - Mr. Deli Meat Slicer.mp3

Budweiser - Mr. Driving Range Ball Picker Upper.mp3

Budweiser - Mr. Edible Underwear Maker.mp3

Budweiser - Mr. Foot Long Hot Dog Inventor.mp3

Budweiser - Mr. Fortune Cookie Fortune Writer.mp3

Budweiser - Mr. Giant Inflatable Pink Gorilla Maker.mp3

Budweiser - Mr Pit Crew Water Bottle Squirter.mp3

Budweiser - Mr. Giant Taco Salad Inventor.mp3

Budweiser - Mr. Jelly Donut Filler.mp3

Budweiser - Mr. Losing Locker Room Reporter.mp3

Budweiser - Mr. Major League Infield Raker.mp3

Budweiser - Mr. Male Football Cheerleader.mp3

Budweiser - Mr. Nudist Colony Activity Coordinator.mp3

Budweiser - Mr. Pro Wrestling Wardrobe Designer.mp3

Budweiser - Mr. Professional Figure Skater.mp3

Budweiser - Mr. Putt Putt Golf Course Designer.mp3

Budweiser - Mr. Really Bad Toupee Wearer.mp3

Budweiser - Mr. Silent Killer Gas Passer.mp3

Budweiser - Mr. Tiny Thong Bikini Wearer.mp3

Budweiser - Mr. Underwear Inspector # 12.mp3

Bud Light Presents - Mr. Parking Attendant Flashlight Waver.mp3

Bud Light Presents - Mr. Bowling Shoe Giver Outter.mp3

Bud Light Presents - Mr. Garden Gnome Maker.mp3

Bud Light Presents - Mr. Horse-Drawn Carriage Driver.mp3

Bud Light Presents - Mr. Outside The Stadium Peanut Seller.mp3

Bud Light Presents - Mr. Pickled Pig Feet Eater.mp3

Bud Light Presents - Mr. Supermarket Free Sample Guy.mp3

Bud Light Presents - Mr. Wedding Guitar Player.mp3

Bud Light Presents - Mr. Beach Metal Detector Guy.mp3

Bud Light Presents -Mr. Used Car Lot Auto Salesman.mp3

HOW CAN MY MOM SPEND 1696$ ON FUCKING FURNITURE WE DONT NEED THEN GET MAD AT ME FOR WANTING TO SPEND MONEY ON MY CAR.....
FUCKING HYPOCRITE
imagine all the shit i could get with that much money....... a BRAND SPANKING TOP OF THE LINE COMPUTER....... 56 IPODS..... RIMS AND SUSPENSION....... an AWESOME sound system...... sigh

its vent session time:
please dont read this, cuz i'll feel stupid if u do




correction, my mom didnt spend 1000$+ on the chairs and useless crap, she spent $1696.23
that pisses me off, why do i have to feel so bad everytime i spend money on anything. ANYTHING. i feel bad when i buy food, i feel bad when i buy a cd, i feel bad for buying anything. for some reason everytime i spend money on anything, i feel guilty. i know i have a lotta nice things, but a lot i didnt ask for, or my parents didnt even buy em. like the ps2, playstation, n64, super nintendo, nintendo, gameboy, gameboy color, my md player, my sax, and other stuff, my parents didnt buy. the DID however buy me my stereo, my oakleys, my cd player, and my car...... some of those things were for christmas, and that was the ONLY thing i got....... anyways, this isnt about what i have or dont have. its about how pissed i am about always trying to save money, when my mom and my bro can just spend all that money without even batting an eye...... like my bro got straight As so he milks it for all its worth, he gets the new family guy season dvds, and he gets a gameboy game, and all this shit. when i got straight As in 8th grade, i didnt ask for anything, i didnt get anything.... but my brother will just go out and get as much shit as my parents will buy for him. at first i thought he was buying the game on his own, but he didnt my dad bought it for him. and that pissed me off.
whenever we go out, i always try to save as much as possible. even at mcdonalds i try to order the cheapest meal, because i dont want to waste money. whenever we go to best buy i rarely ever get anything, i never get cds even when my brother does. hell, even my clothes are cheap. pretty much 75% of my clothes comes from ross, marshalls, gap, old navy, or target. i dont own any pants that cost more than 20$, i dont have any shirts that cost more than $12, and i dont have any sweater/polos that were more than $20. seriously, i get like one pair of shoes a year. maybe i feel so bad about spending money is because every other day my dad has a talk with me about how "we're not rich" and how i even dream about having half hte stuff i want. ive accepted that, and everytime i freaking spend any money i feel bad.
now granted, the one thing i DO want to spend my money on is my car...... and i even feel bad about spending my OWN money on my car.... ive been saving my money since i was probably in 5th grade for my car. and now im even feeling bad about that because every time i mention anything about my car my parents get pissed at me.
ok, im probably making no sense, but basically this is wat im trying to say:
im angry because my dad always tells me about how we arnt rich and how we need to save money, making me feel guilty as hell for spending any money at all. then my mom and brother go out and spend money with disregard to anything or anyone. im angry because i feel so guilty for spending money, and they dont. that pisses me off. i wish i could spend money without caring, but i cant, i feel bad no matter what. it sucks, and its not fair.... if i didnt feel so bad for spending money. my car would be so nice right now. but no..... i cant even get my self to buy anything for my car....... GODDAMNIT IM PISSED
and i hope noone reads this......
sigh

can someone please explain to me why....... my mom goes out and spends at least 1000$ on USELESS and UGLY cabinets, chairs, and tables that dont look good in our house..... then she gets mad at me when i spend a fraction of that ammount on my car....... >.<

CHICAGO (Reuters) - Dictionary publisher Merriam-Webster has hit a McSore Spot with McDonald's over the inclusion of the word "McJob" in its latest Collegiate Dictionary.

The latest edition of the dictionary defines "McJob" as "a low paying job that requires little skill and provides little opportunity for advancement."

hahahhhah

now THIS guy is awesome... check out all his cars.....

99 Yamaha R1
99 Rod Millen Tuned GS400
00 Audi S4 (*sold)
02 BMW M3
04 E55 AMG (Took Delivery but SOLD)
Yellow NSX (tba)

haha... now THESE are baller rims

http://www.jengajam.com/r/Korean-Play-Xylophon
omg that korean girl is crazy..... she scares me tho..... its creepy

xo mademoiselle: so freaken tierd
xo mademoiselle: my mom woke me up today at like 7 to go hiking
xo mademoiselle: my house is like fat camp

so me and about 5 friends go to see matrix 3 at some movie theater.
first of all, they wouldnt accept the gift certificates we had because matrix is a "new movie." they actually gave me the ticket, then some ass told the person that sold me the ticket that they didnt accept gift certificates for new releases..... so i had to give my ticket back...
wtf, they wont let us use the gift certificates that we paid for... thats just BS, money hungry bastards. it says nothing on the gift certificate that says you cant use it for new releases. (this was at a mann 8, AMC says)

Then my lil bro whos 13 tried to buy his ticket (i didnt even know matrix 3 was rated R). they asked to see his id, and i thought they just wanted to check if he was a student... turned out they were checking if he was 18..... WTF?!?! hes 13... does he LOOK 18 to you?! the guy studied the ID for like 15 seconds too. then he managed to stutter out about the 18 year old thing.

so now we have a problem, we had two lil bros wit us that couldnt get tickets.... and you cant buy multiple tickets unless you're 21. and even if we could get tickets kids under 17 cant watch the movie without a parent or guardian.

so WTF. i tried to buy tickets from the credit card machine on the side, but those were 9 bucks a ticket, so i was like **** it. anyways, after i canceled the order, the machine said that it was out of order.... i seriouly think the manager saw me buying tickets on it and told someone to shut it off.

so then i called my dad to come buy us tickets, he comes and they try to sell us the 9 dollar tickets.... but i told em 2 of the tickets were for students, and they made us show them our IDs... then the person asks to see my dads ID..... (hes 40... does he LOOK like hes under 21?!) then a manager comes up to him and asks if hes seeing the movie wit us....

when we finally got into the movie theater, they actually had a guy come in checking movie stubs and checking for parents... they kicked some kids out who didnt have parents wit em. then they harassed us agian, because my dad was in the bathroom.

they also had someone standing outside of the theater, checking IDs......


OK, i know that someones gonna tell me to stop *****ing at a movie theater for upholding the law or whatever...... but seriously, this was for matrix 3, i would understand if it was for like american pie, or jackass or something... but matrix 3 had nothing bad in it cept for some blood. the worst word is "****."

if nothing else, i just want to get this across:
i really think its ****ed up when someone can go out and get cigs, weed, and beer easier than it is to get into a goddamn movie.

quote:
p.s. the movie is a blantant copy of dragonball z, smith being majin buu, i mean come on, especially that last fight scene, i kept expecting kamehamehas....unoriginal bastards

hhha.....

a LOT of matrix theories here:
http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=122339

siLEntTriGGr: so watd u do today
m z JACK1Ewack1e: chill chill chill nd straiteeee kick it
m z JACK1Ewack1e: lolz
m z JACK1Ewack1e: u
siLEntTriGGr: wow
siLEntTriGGr: i wish
siLEntTriGGr: my "hanging out" sounded as cool as yours

this car is so hot:
http://www.swedespeed.com/resources/gallery/auto_shows/sema_03/evolve_s60r/index2.html

Jessgirl5000: im just tired
Jessgirl5000: and i want to watch tv
Jessgirl5000: but no one will let me
Jessgirl5000: cuz they are all bastards

http://www.uweb.ucsb.edu/~ryan_lum/drama.wmv
omg korean girls are so haawt! :DROOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLL:
its the girl from finkle.... or whatever.. SHES HOT!!!!!

i wish i could understand it tho

http://ot.webrats.com/ot/JT1.jpg
http://ot.webrats.com/ot/JT2.jpg
http://ot.webrats.com/ot/JT3.jpg

which ones do u like best, im gettin 18s or 19s, i think they'll actually be bigger

http://racingzone.org/download.php?op=getit&lid=22
DAMN THIS IS COOL!
he got away... they replay the video of him making the U-turn on the highway and pretend like they got him so it doesnt encourage kids to do it. Watch it again, its the same scenery and surroundings... its crazy... someone let me know when they see what im talkin about
just check out the video footage at time 2:10 and 3:50... it is the same video, except at 3:50 it is in slowmo as if the kid is getting pulled over...

Yeah, they never catch the kid. The story that I've heard (which may or may not be true) is that the kid took his dad's car for a joyride, but his dad didn't know that his kid took it, so he called it in stolen. The kid, who was only 15, freaked out when the cops were going to pull him over and he just ran for it. His father was a very skilled BMWCCA instructor and his son had been learning proper racing technique for many years prior to the chase. He got away and went home. The next morning, the police came to the father's house to report that they couldn't catch the car, and the father explained what actually happened. The kid was charged, of course.

Today is brian lus bday! his sn=luminator541

odear j en zhere: im open to strangers that ask me if i want a ride in their car

when my bros friends come over, this is what they do
they sit on my bros bed and watch my bro do one of these things:
play cs
look at poo on ratemypoo.com
prank call
chat

lmao:
The worst thing is when all those fat bitches throw their yearly parade in LA for full figured women. They parade around and say they are beautiful. They get it in their heads from the media and movies that it is ok to be fat as long as you are cool with it. Fat chicks are no beautiful, they are fat. They should see videos of themselves eating at the all you can eat buffet at sizzler and that might change their minds. I was having clam chowder when one of those fat bitches strolled in and I could saw the owner break down and start crying knowing all profit for the day would be lost when she was through.

siLEntTriGGr: http://ordinaryman.y365.com/photo.htm
aAhHhh ChU: haha nice
aAhHhh ChU: i was expecting them to like all by guys
aAhHhh ChU: at the end
siLEntTriGGr: sorry to dissapoint you

xo mademoiselle: whut up
siLEntTriGGr: nothing
siLEntTriGGr: looking at rims
xo mademoiselle: ooo k
xo mademoiselle: why dont you gjsut get a new car
siLEntTriGGr: ................................

WEENIE BABIES!!! AHHAHAHA

siLEntTriGGr: owwwwwwwwwww my bros lil bastard hampster bit me
siLEntTriGGr: and made me bleed
Jessgirl5000: HAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jessgirl5000: what a loser
Jessgirl5000: you let a hamster punk on you
Jessgirl5000: hahaha

siLEntTriGGr: kill him
Jessgirl5000: no
Jessgirl5000: wait
Jessgirl5000: i could
Jessgirl5000: but no
siLEntTriGGr: haha
siLEntTriGGr: wth

samnanananantha: my mom asked to see a pic of you today
siLEntTriGGr: really
siLEntTriGGr: why?
samnanananantha: she wanted to masterbate to it
siLEntTriGGr: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

siLEntTriGGr: http://ot.webrats.com/ot/dressupparty%5B1%5D.jpg
cHuBbY cHeeKs017: ewww if u wore that costume i won't even go near you
cHuBbY cHeeKs017: seriously
siLEntTriGGr: id give u a big hug
cHuBbY cHeeKs017: i'd scream
cHuBbY cHeeKs017: i'm serious
siLEntTriGGr: lol
siLEntTriGGr: one would prob poke into ur mouth
cHuBbY cHeeKs017: thhats costume is wayyyy freky
cHuBbY cHeeKs017: hahahahahaahaha



samnanananantha: hmm
samnanananantha: for some weird reason
samnanananantha: im turned on

m z JACK1Ewack1e: did your bro go trikk or treating at least
siLEntTriGGr: yeah
siLEntTriGGr: he went to his freinds house
siLEntTriGGr: and he comes back all proud
siLEntTriGGr: hes like "I HUGGED A GIRL!"
m z JACK1Ewack1e: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

cHuBbY cHeeKs017: but no u should be mean to the ones that r soooooooooooooooooooo impatient
siLEntTriGGr: damn, the imapatient ones are gay
siLEntTriGGr: like the ring the doorbell, and after 5 seconds, the hit hte door
cHuBbY cHeeKs017: hahahahahhahahahaha when i was giving out candy.....they were ringing the doorbell and knocking the door over and over
cHuBbY cHeeKs017: i kno!!!
siLEntTriGGr: i wnated to run down there and beat them up
cHuBbY cHeeKs017: i was OMG!!!
cHuBbY cHeeKs017: hahhahahha

siLEntTriGGr: like
siLEntTriGGr: when i was handing out candy
siLEntTriGGr: i would say, take one
siLEntTriGGr: and this lil kid took ONE tootsie roll
siLEntTriGGr: like one of those tiny lil ones
siLEntTriGGr: i felt so bad
siLEntTriGGr: i was like, ok take some more
cHuBbY cHeeKs017: haha

OMG IM SO PISSED OFF MY MOM DONATED MY BLANKEYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!! THE BLANKET IVE HAD SINCE I WAS FREAKING LIKE 3!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOO WTF>!!?E LWEDF OISOSF SDF DSFP DSF
DSF

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=3359057689&category=1419

ohhhhhhh........ will smith was watchin scary movie 3 in the theater i was in yesterday. like two rows up, it was crazyyyyyyyy

this is why i dont trust diving boards

http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=1152494
i cant believe this crap. Stopped by fridays in east hanover last night at about 12:30. Saw one of my friends cars there and pulled in for a quick drink before i went home. i was there for about 30 mins, looking out the window every 5 or so.
the car was parked right in front of the place.
So when i was leaving i went outside and saw no car but heard faint sound of exhaust in the distance. i walked back inside and told my friends that either i was real drunk and forgot where i parked my car or it was stolen. and i wasnt drunk so i knew. called the police and a cop going down the wrong side of rt10 pulled in.
He said they flew out of fridays and the cop started chasing him down rt10. He said that my car just took off on him. He said there was nothing he could do, within seconds he couldnt see the car anymore. He was doing about 120 or so and my car was still just pulling away. He clocked it at 135 and then it went out of distance. From a far way back(its the top of a large hill) he saw the car turning onto eisenhower parkway. He radioed a cop sittin on that road. That cop, before he could even put his car in drive, was passed by my car going 150+. Now i am sitting in fridays with the original pursuit officer and about 4 others. He was saying sorry dude, there was absoultly nothing i could do. There was no way in hell i was even coming close to that car. I told him i knew that way better than him and dont worry because you would have never caught it. SO i am sitting there listening to their radio and hear, blue audi high speed pursuit on 280 west traveling 160+ mph, then perp has turned going 280 east at excessive speeds.(a cop wasnt even near them at this point)
I hear we cant catch him, we cant catch him, wait down 280 east. So they finally caught one of the guys(three total) in orange because my car was undriveable. My pops, went this morning while i was sleeping(very depressed) to see what the car looked like. He said its defintly totalled. The trans and oil pans shattered from running over curbs(and we all know how low my car is). i dont even understand how you could get over a curb with it. All of my 222 dollar a piece brand new p zero rossos are popped. My rims are f**ked. the front and rear bumpers are screwed. Cant wait to see it.
sorry if some of this is incoherent but i am all messed up right now. thanks guys.
oh yea, there was a witness, he said the guys pulled up in a black new body stlye audi. Then some jumped out into my car and both took off.
sucks, sorry if posting here, just a rant
today i talked to one of the cops in the chase and he said they clocked him at high 170s on 280


heres what his car used to look like.....
http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=37438&highlight=Roughedges

stefs quote of the day:
"im talking about what i would buy if i were rich"