Saturday, September 30, 2006

MICHAEL LAU - NIKE SKATEBOARDING

These shoes are sickkkkkk

Stoned Professor - BREAK.com

Recently a University of Florida professor showed up to his class stoned off his brains. The original lecture was over an hour but here's the best 4 minute segment. I have since learned that he has been placed on leave for this stellar performance.

((( 2007 Audi R8 ))) - E46Fanatics

Slick as hell... but are they gonna make it?

NIKE SB DUNK LOW < Nike SB < Shop by Brands < CCS

I like these... i think i might get them

SunUSB.com your source for USB Computer Data Storage Drives.

Free 512 MB USB Drive!

Friday, September 29, 2006

Crazy ass SCARING (Tattoo). NWS!!!

Alright... this is gorey and gross... im warning you.
But its crazy... who would do this to themselves willingly?
I cant imagine anyone that could stand this kind of pain....

The finished product is cool though

Thursday, September 28, 2006

YouTube - wrestler slaps reporter

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa damn!!!
What a punk

Police Bait Car Works A Bit Too Well

Haha... police bait car gets.... well... stolen.

Kid Picks Fight Then Gets One Punched - BREAK.com

During a basketball game some kid picks a fight with another player. The other guy doesnt want to fight but eventually gives in then one shots him breaking his nose.

Superman Dive - CollegeHumor video

HAHA!
omg... thank god he didnt make it!!!

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

YouTube - DailyShowFoxClinton

Interesting.
I heard about it, but never actually watched the clips...
Go clinton!

YouTube - angry professor

Damnnnnnnn is this for real?
Im surprised that guy didnt get up and kick that professors ass.
If that happened to me... i would be PISSED.
But then agian... that would never happen to me cuz my phone is always on silent in class... and i wouldnt have answered...
But STILL!

Sad

I missed the best concert today in Hollywood.

Heres who played...

Just Surrender: My favorite band
Sherwood: Love them
Amber Pacific: Good!
All Time Low: REALLY Good
October Fall: Dont listen to them... but i heard they were good...

Sigh.. i wish i could have gone.

((( NO CURE FOR THE MOTHAFUKIN MODBUG ))) 56k overdose on this - E46Fanatics

SICK widebody coupe....
One of a kind.

Scraping sucks

So im leaving the school parking lot today.... and the school makes us go through this ghetto jerryrigged exit because the normal exit is closed for construction....

The makeshift exit dips down then goes straight up.... Plus theres a buncha deep gouges in the asphalt from other cars that have slammed into the incline....

So... i attempt it, since ive made it down some pretty steep dips before by going slowww.

So i try.... and "SCRRRRRRRR"

Like this:


I'm like FUCK!
So i throw the car in reverse and start to back up... so that i can take another exit...
But apparently a focus had snuck up behind me when i was paying attention to the dip...
He starts honking... and i stop in time...
SHIT.... adding insult to injury...
So... i have to go forward....
I angle the car hardcore.... SCRRRRRRRRRRRRR all the way up...
Sigh...

You cant see the scrapes under the lip... but shit, i rarely ever scrape.... It just sucks


thatlitevideosite.com :: Very accurate archers

Some crazily accurate archery...
Check out the shot at 3:10
Damnnnnnnnn
I thought that only happened in cartoons!

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Hamann M6

This is the best looking M6 ive seen.
Just needs rims...

e63 pics with hre's ....finally!!! - MBWorld.org Forums

Wowwwwwwwwww
I didnt even know E63s existed...

YouTube - Pool Dominoes

Pretty intense.... Prob took forever to set up

Prelude Asians

Some place with a ton of pics of asian chicks

YouTube - Smosh - The Best Car EVER

Cupholders?!?!?

YouTube - The Simpsons "Duel of the Fates"

Principal Skinner is alergic to peanuts. Bart is allergic to shrimp. Give them two sticks and watch as an awesome Star Wars-style duel ensues!

Monday, September 25, 2006

A Cross Breed Animal » SpikedHumor.com

Real life Liger!!!
40% larger than a fully grown lion!!
900 lbs!!

Sunday, September 24, 2006

Saosin

Wow.... Saosin's new album is AMAZING.
(BTW its self titled)

Seriously check it out........ wow.

Jackss Number 2

AMAZING.

Wow... it was so hilarious, my body wasnt able to laugh hard enough to match the hilarty of it.
Definantly something you have to go see... twice.... then buy the dvd when it comes out.

There are some really gross, disturbing parts... but overall.... golden.


It was a pretty long movie, and i actually found myself getting sad when it was ending...

Btw, if anyone has/knows the rap song (i think its by three 6 mafia) that plays when the bloopers/credits begin... please send it to me!!


4.5/5 stars!!

YouTube - The Miniature Earth

If the earth were shrunk into a population of 100....

YouTube - Clell Tickle: Indie Marketing Guru

A behind the scenes look at Clell Tickle, the man who makes indie rock dreams come true. By any means necessary.

Tickle Me ELMO Extreme!

Wow... its pretty nuts... and kinda scary and annoying.

Theyre 40$ retail.... but people are saying theyre gonna go up to 300-400$ before christmas.. buy them now!

Saturday, September 23, 2006

Asian Babes

More jarah mariano pics!!!
DROOL

Mirco Mosquito Helicoptor

I want this sooooooooooooooooooo bad!!!
Be sure to watch the video.

YouTube - Paris Hilton - Nothing in this World Music Video (NEW)

Paris Hilton's new song and music video....
I actually like the song.... and she looks freaking hot in the video....
I think i may have to kill myself.


Oh... and the music vid looks like a blatant ripoff of the girl next door.
Im not sure if its for a movie though...

ShoutWire - Man Wakes After 300MPH Crash, Asks "Was I Driving Like an Idiot?"

Hammond is awake and walking!!!
This almost brings tears of happiness to my eyes.

Yahoo may pay $1 billion for site / Offer for Facebook being considered, according to report

Holy shizzzzzzzz!!!!
The owner is only 22!!!

Facebook>Myspace.

Friday, September 22, 2006

YouTube - "Little Superstar"

Wow... this lil kid is a good dancer....
But he scares the crap out of me.

J.A.C ! - Funny Japanese Video | Game Shows, Variety TV and All Things Japanese! - An Upright Poodle

wtf.... a poodle that walks on its back legs.

Thursday, September 21, 2006

TV presenter 'stable' after crash

Hammond is "stable" now... but still in critical..
Which is kind of good news i guess....

Being anything but dead after crashing at almost 300mph is always a good thing.

Face Recognition

Haha, awesome site where you upload your picture, and it matches it to celebrities that look like you.

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Hammond from Top Gear in critical condition!

Holy crap! He better get better....
Top Gear isnt Top Gear without Hammond :(

M&M'S® Dark Chocolate

Guess the scary movie game...
I suck at this, since i havnt seen many scary movies... but if youre a fan... should be fun for you.

If you get stuck, theres some answers here.

YouTube - Bad Pit - The Daily Show

All the great things Butte has to offer..... like............

YouTube - The Daily Show - Jason Jones & the Gay Translator

This is the most ridiculous thing ive ever seen on the daily show.
Hilarious though...

YouTube - Super Smash Bro 64 - UNLOCK MASTER HAND! Secret

Crazy SSB secret... but i cant get it to work!!!

YouTube - White & Nerdy

Weird Al parody of "Ridin dirty"
In case u havnt heard/seen it yet

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

YouTube - Must love jaws!

Haha... the movie Jaws remixed.... into a fun family movie!

Monday, September 18, 2006

((( 2006 Koenigsegg CCX/CCR ))) - E46Fanatics

Amazingly sexalicious

Matt Damon on Jimmy Kimmel | Buzz Patrol

Haha... wow, jimmy kimmel is an asshole.

YouTube - Basshunter- Dota (english subs)

Haha, song about dota....
its actually really catchy

Sunday, September 17, 2006

Friday, September 15, 2006

YouTube - What we are

Yup, we're all pretty much all just monkeys.....

eBay: Nike dunk low pro blue and 3m reflective sb id

These are sickkkkk

eBay Motors: BMW : M3

M3 for 24k$?!?!?!?!
Really high mileage though....
But damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!!

High speed chase by my house!

Like.... friday of last week... at around 8 AM... im laying in bed... not wanting to get up for work.
When i hear brrrrrrrrrBRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaa.......... fly by my house...

Sounded like a motorcycle going like 80-100 mph FLYING by my house...
Then right after, i hear what sounds like 2-3 cop cars fly by with their sirens on.

Pretty nuts... i wish i could have seen it... and found out how it ended....

My Identity has been stolen!!!!!!!!

Soooooooooo i went to the bank today to open a checking account......
And they asked for my social security number.......
I gave it to them.........
Someone elses name came up!!
We checked and double checked...

Someone else is using my SSN!!!!!

WTF!

So the SSN got red flagged, and theyre gonna call us in the future to figure out who really owns the SSN.
.... its ME.

Thursday, September 14, 2006

Gheyyyyyyyy

mangchu: i'm drunk
mangchu: i think
siLEntTriGGr: hahahaha
siLEntTriGGr: quick, take naked pics
mangchu: hahah
mangchu: you ass
siLEntTriGGr: QUICK

some funny pics... - E46Fanatics

HAHA... these pictures really are good

OCHEMPLATE(TM): made by students, for students

Check this out, template for ochem students that makes taking notes and tests so much easier

I'll probably be using it this year.

YouTube - Mad TV - The Ashlee Simpson Show

I know Ashlee Simpson hating is pretty much played out, since who knows where she is now, or what shes doing....
But this was just funny.

Pee Wee Herman Dunks SB

Hahahaha, i love the soles!!

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

YouTube - A Whole New World recording session

First recording of "A Whole New World"
I think jasmine is hotter in the movie....

purevolume™ | The OK Go Away Paris Hilton Apparatus!

purevolume™ | The OK Go Away Paris Hilton Apparatus!

Shit.... I might be addicted....

Hopefully not... i think im done for now....

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Thats just from this week.

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Last Day of Work

My last day was today!!!!
Wasnt too bad... glad work is over, but a lil sad.
Cuz most of the people there were pretty cool.

Anyways, I was packing orders for shipment.
One of the boxes i was packing was "next day"
So for those boxes, we use these strips of stickers to mark them...
I decided to geta lil creative

Check it out
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How awesome is that?!
I would be so happy if i got a box packed like that...
It would probably make my day.

The person who recieves it better appretiate it!
And keep the box!

GG Quad

This thing is a pretty badass looking quad...
Looks some kinda sports car ATV.
Check it out.

Updated iPod!

New/updated 5th Gen ipod announced today...
Ive been waiting for this for a while, but its still not the 6th Generation w/ bluetooth i was hoping for.


I think i'll keep waiting... my SE W800i is doing fine for now.

thatlitevideosite.com :: Keith Olbermann gives a special 9/11 address

Bush gets a spanking......
Damnnnnnnn

Monday, September 11, 2006

YouTube - ?????!

LMAO!!!!!
Seriously, this is the best commercial ever

YouTube - Panda sneeze shocker

Haahaha.
Loud!

Danger Mouse behind remix on fake Paris CDs | Buzz Patrol

Haha, if you were curious what one of the "fake" parody songs they put on paris hilton's album sounds like.
heres one.

Im gonna be rich!!


This website is worth

What is your website worth?


My site is worth more than 12,000$
Now who wants to buy?!
Cmoonn... help me pay for that new A3!

haha... E46 fanatics is worth $630,000

Sunday, September 10, 2006

Girlscouts.....

So a story from the Catalina Camp i went to over the weekend...
well... not so much from the camp, but going home from the camp.
I will post other stuff about the camp later... maybe.
This story is a lot better.

So on the boat ride home from Catalina, Me, Kevin Jung, and this douche called Albert are sitting outside on the deck.
It gets kinda hot, so we decide to move seats to a spot with more shade.

We walk around the boat, and find some empty seats in the very front of the boat.
We're sitting there for a bout a minute when these 3 lil 10 year old girlscouts come up to us... and say:

Girlscouts: "HEY! those are our seats! Get up!"
Kevin: "Umm... they were empty when we sat down... we're not going to get up."
GS: NO! get up! Those are OUR seats!
Kevin: No, nobody was sitting here when we got here, so they're our seats now.

This basically goes on for like 10 minutes, back and forth.
The girlscouts are getting pissed, trying to bribe kevin and albert to get up with candy, lol.
(They left me alone cuz i wasnt sitting in "their seat")
They started calling us old men! Hahaha.

Anyways, they didnt move... and eventually, these 12 year old girlscouts from ANOTHER troop that saw the "scene" show up... and get on our side.
They start telling the bratty girlscouts that its not their seats, and they should go sit somewhere else.

So 12 year old girlscouts are telling the 10 year olds that they should respect their elders, and that as girlscouts they should know how to do the scoutly honorly thing or something. HAHA.
(Btw, the 10 yr olds also kicked and threw candy wrappers at us)

The 10 yr old girls threatened to get their parents.... but kevin still wouldnt move.

So the 10 year olds left...
And actually came back with their scout master!!
This old bitchy mom. She basically said like:
"Do you guys feel big and tough picking on some 10 year olds?! What are you guys, all macho? You think youre so cool?! Why dont you go pick on someone your own size?!?" Etc etc etc.
Kevin basically replied that he hasnt done anything wrong.... which is true.
The bitch leaves.
She seems like the type of retarded white person who would do shit like this.

The funny part is that earlier, when the girlscouts were arguing Albert the douche started cussing at the kids... and apparently he said "fuck." And the girls told their scout master.
And when she brought it up, Albert was hiding with his head down, pretending to read.
The scout master even said "So this is the one that cussed? The one thats hiding with his head down." And albert the douche just sat with his head down the whole time... what a punk.


The 12 year old scouts tell us we didnt do anything wrong, and not to worry about it. And they also say that that particular scoutmaster is "mean."
Haha! I actually felt better when they said that.

We were pretty stunned that that mom actually did that though. Defending your children when theyre wrong. Thats how spoiled, annoying, brats like the 10 year olds get raised, when stupid white parents defend their stupid kids even when theyre wrong.
Those lil kids need to learn they cant get everything they want.
Brats.

Eventually, the 12 year old girlscout's troopleader came up to us and told us she saw the whole thing, and that if we had any problems we could go to her... HAHA.

In conclusion.... some white parents need to be shot.
10 year olds need to be shot.
12 year old girlscouts are cool.

Burger King 911 Call | Buzz Patrol

Pissed off about Burger King not making her Western Barbecue Burger correctly, one dumb mom calls 911 to report the emergency. Unsurprisingly, the 911 operator lets her have it.


W....T.....F.....
Some people are freaking retarded.
This mom should be freaking shot.

Pachelbel's Canon in D - Korean traditional instrument etc. - E46Fanatics

pretty sure ive already posted this once....
but its so freaking awesome i must post it agian.

Pachelbel's cannon+breakers+beatboxing=SICK

XBOX 360p ~~~~> WOW... DIY!!!! - E46Fanatics

Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
This is the craziest mod for a console ive seen.

Ben Affleck with interviewer

Haha... been affleck gets pretty friendly with the interviewer.
Whata player.... hes probably drunk out of his mind though.

YouTube - Charlie

The most annoying unicorns ever!
Lol... WTF!

The song is pretty sweet though

Geo Visitors

Geo Visitors Map

Check this out!
Shows you the locations of the visitors to my site!
Pretty awesome

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

More Work Stories

So.......... one of the guys i works with at the warehouse gives me shit because im not poor white trash like him. His name is Joe (for reference)

The guy is soooooooo stupid, for example... true story right here:
One of the other guys i work with (Curtis)... was telling me how he was around when Joe was filling out his job application. And when he was filling out the "Skills" section on the app... he put "good lurner." ............. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The guy is seriously worthless. I could just tell he didnt like me when he found out i was going to school and what i drove. He started asking me all these questions about my family, money, and who bought me my car etc.

So now he always brings shit up like "im sorry, but my daddy doesnt pay for my stuff, and doesnt give me money, etc etc."
Sorry if your daddy doesnt love you bitch, but dont take it out on me.

In fact, at first i thought i was the only one that didnt like him. Apparently most people there dont either... theyre actually surprised he even got hired in the first place... and that hes kept the job for more than a week.
I was talking to Curtis, and he said "I think i get stupider every time i talk to him."
HAHA, if that were really true, we would probably be retarded by now... the guy never stops talking. About the most worthless crap.
Hes from Oakland... and he always talks about the bay... or as he likes to call it.... the "yay." Well too bad bitch! Youre in socal now!

OH YEAH, today, the dumbass was trying to drive a forklift into a doorway.... but it was too tall...
He crashed that thing right into the wall! LOL.

I was actually thinking about ways to fuck with him... and thought about keying his car, but then i realized that his car HAS NO PAINT.
He drives an old chevy Nova.... one of those pseudo-muscle cars. Probably built before they invented paint.

Hes gross as hell too. Hes a lanky, tall, pasty white guy... with a shaved head.... and hes covered with tattoos. He has LONG ass nails... that he doesnt cut for some reason... he probably doesnt own nail clippers.
He has felonies.... etc.
Hes obviously a waste of life.
The worst part is that hes about to have a baby.... so hes going to be multiplying. (BTW his wife is mexican.)
The world doesnt need more of him. What happened to darwinism?

Actually, i have way too much to say about this guy, but its all scrambled in my brain right now. I think i'll just stop now... i think you guys get the point.
He sucks.

Problems and Solutions

siLEntTriGGr: how did you pick up ur m3 hood
KeChang: i didn't
KeChang: drove it to the shop for install
siLEntTriGGr: hm
siLEntTriGGr: and what did u do with ur old hood after
KeChang: install both at the same time
siLEntTriGGr: ooh
siLEntTriGGr: u sold it?
KeChang: no
KeChang: on my car
siLEntTriGGr: ummm
siLEntTriGGr: what?
siLEntTriGGr: u installed the m3 hood
siLEntTriGGr: and what did u do with ur oem hood
KeChang: put the oem on top
siLEntTriGGr: wtf?
siLEntTriGGr: are you just messing with me
KeChang: i AM DRSUNK
siLEntTriGGr: LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
siLEntTriGGr: you bitch

New Facebook

businessMANx87: yesssss easy stalking now!!
siLEntTriGGr: whaaaaaaaaaaat?!
businessMANx87: haha facebook man
businessMANx87: have you checked it out
siLEntTriGGr: its all weird
siLEntTriGGr: i hate it
businessMANx87: everyone does
siLEntTriGGr: whats up with it
businessMANx87: its easy for stalkers like me now
businessMANx87: yesss
siLEntTriGGr: oh i see
siLEntTriGGr: thats interesting
siLEntTriGGr: my friend broke up?!

siLEntTriGGr: this is some serious stalking
siLEntTriGGr: u see everything
siLEntTriGGr: its kinda weird
businessMANx87: yah dude
businessMANx87: thats why i gotta watch my actions now
businessMANx87: i gotta act cool forever now haha cause everyone will know the lame things
siLEntTriGGr: HAHAHAHA
siLEntTriGGr: seriously

siLEntTriGGr: omg
siLEntTriGGr: haha
siLEntTriGGr: i feel so dirty reading what everyone is doing
siLEntTriGGr: its so bad, but addicting
siLEntTriGGr: hah
businessMANx87: LOL exactly
siLEntTriGGr: not i cant accept friend requests from anyone but hot and popular people
siLEntTriGGr: LOL
businessMANx87: LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

siLEntTriGGr: dude, im just sitting here, hitting refresh now
siLEntTriGGr: i feel so dirty
businessMANx87: LOLLLLLLLL
businessMANx87: so am i

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Hey Ya Accoustic Cover

Pretty sweet....
You can download the mp3 here.

How It's Made - Potato Chips » SpikedHumor.com

How potato chips are made!!
Its actually surprisingly interesting.

Steve Irwin passes away (1962 - 2006) - The Superficial - www.thesuperficial.com

Steve Irwin, the Crocodile Hunter, died yesterday while filming an underwater documentary after he was stung by a stingray through the chest, putting a hole in his heart.

Wow... cant say that im surprised.
Ironic thing is.... it was during the taping of a show called The Ocean's Deadliest

Paris Hilton gets pranked - The Superficial - www.thesuperficial.com

Guerilla artist Banksy tampered with 500 copies of Paris Hilton's debut album across 48 record shops in the UK by replacing the CD with his own remixes featuring such titles as Why am I Famous?, What Have I Done? and What Am I For? as well as swapping out her picture on the CD sleeve with one of her topless and with a dog's head.
Yes, this is awesome.

Monday, September 04, 2006

Dangerous ride

ANOTHER vid of someone almost falling out of a ride...
Looks similar to the old one...
Man... maybe they should get rid of that ride... or at least restrict fat people from riding it

Sunday, September 03, 2006

Wanchaiteamedition

A sick pair of dunks... available only in asia though...
what a bummer... someone go buy them for me please....

Saturday, September 02, 2006

Another random cell phone pic update!

Cuz im bored....

My bro's penis soap he bought from taiwan.
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Haha... notice the mini balls.... the thing is seriously thick as hell..... i can cant even fit my hand around it.
Its like a chode.


A bed i made for myself at work, out of scraps of styrofoam!!
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Haha.... i was damn sleepy that day.... but i didnt sleep on it.
I really wanted to, and probably would have, if i wouldnt have gotten in trouble.
I just made it, and stared at it for 10 minutes, wishing i could sleep on it.
I did try laying down on it tho.... and it felt amazing.


Saw this guy on the way home from work...
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It was pretty funny to me... he was acting all tough... but hes in a yellow beetle.
Yes.. i know we have a beetle too... but this one was YELLOW, and he was all trying to play it off.
He had a gangster lean going, his hat was tipped down low, and he was driving with one arm on top of the steering wheel like those black and mexican people do.
It was pretty funny.... i was like "no.... you cant pull that off, sorry bud"


Went for sushi yesterday....
Look at this massive boat!
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Needless to say.... we couldnt finnish it.
I tried hard, but i was defeated.

YouTube - JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE SEXYBACK / MY LOVE 206 VMA

Justin is defnantly badass.
Plus, he has th same initials as me....

Hes gunning for usher's position as best dancer!
He gives a good challenge.

Great opening... then he poses for a camera phone... then he beatboxes.
Awesome.

Friday, September 01, 2006

My momma said i could!

All the good commercials are from outside the US!

Cashmere Cow

HAHA!
Some ditzy girls in a expensive clothing store.

Kid Almost Falls Out of Ride - BREAK.com

This mom really sucks... but goddamn its funny.

Cheater Busted War of the Roses - BREAK.com

"I'm getting some sweet and sour pussy tonight!!"
Pretty entertaining.... but that guys gonna regret saying all that.

AWESOME Fight


Get this video and more at MySpace.com

This video is seriously awesome.

Pretty much, its like 2 teenage kids fighting, then some 40 year old guy breaks it up.
Then the 40 year old ends up fighting a 16 year old kid.
Crazy!

HAHAHA you must read this..

Bodybuilders.... are they all latent homosexuals?!
Very possibly.
Scroll down, theres a second link to a similar thread!!

45,000 square foot Firefox crop circle - Download Squad

Pretty neat



To celebrate the 200 millionth download of Firefox, the Oregon State Linux Users Group created a 45,000+ square foot crop circle of the Firefox logo in an Amity, Oregon oat field (with permission, of course).