
Although i wouldnt be very comfortable with sleeping out in the open like that. lolll

Timberwolves center Eddie Griffin was served with a civil suit accusing him of crashing his SUV into a parked car because he was drunk and watching a pornographic DVD, according to the PIONEER PRESS.
The suit seeks $50,000 in compensatory damages and could be amended to include punitive damages, said Mike Padden, attorney for plaintiffs Jamal Hassuneh and Lindsey Hassuneh.
Griffin did not return a phone message seeking comment, nor did his lawyer, Jeff Wernick of Los Angeles-based Wasserman Media Group. A WMG spokeswoman said Griffin would release a statement today and declined further comment.
Timberwolves spokesman Mike Cristaldi said team officials would not comment because they consider it a matter between Griffin and the plaintiffs.
Griffin told the Pioneer Press a day after the accident that he crashed his car because he was reaching for a cell phone that had fallen off his lap. The complaint, filed in St. Paul District Court, alleges the crash occurred because he was "under the influence of alcohol" and masturbating while watching pornography on a TV set in his dashboard.
2. Take off one sock (a dress or tube sock; pantyhose will work in a pinch), place the Nano in the sock, swing it around as fast as you can (being careful to not hit yourself), and whack the intended target right on the temple.
MULTAN, Pakistan (Reuters) - Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass lightbulb in his anus.
I would like to educate fanatic readers as to why my life no longer has that special feeling to it. I'm talking about the feeling that inspires me to succeed and live life to it's fullest; the feeling that no words could ever describe—even though I just did it. I would like to share what takes place in my relationship that is responsible for all this trouble: my girlfriend. Everything you are about to read is a true complaint I have filed at one time or another with my girlfriend, except instead of just B*t*hing about it, I'm going to explore it in a more scientific way. Maybe one day, I can fully understand how Relationship Dynamics work, thus enabling me to forumlate ways to avoid all future problems. I will simply introduce each principle of Relationship Dynamics as I have discovered them, and then go into depth.

love to sleep-in on the weekends. I strive to stay in my bed until 1:00pm at the earliest, however this is extremely hard to do when YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND THAT WAKES UP AT 8:00AM AND NEVER SHUTS THE **** UP. Who the hell does she think she is trying to impose her sleeping habits on me? If she wants to wake up at 8:00am, fine by me—just leave the bedroom, go into the kitchen and cook me up a feast that’ll be ready by early afternoon.



Waldemar Kaminski, who quietly ran a food stand in Broadway Market for more than 50 years, has been revealed to be a self-made millionaire and philanthropist who anonymously gave millions to Buffalo charities and neighbors in need.
LONDON, England (AP) -- Author J.K. Rowling said two characters will die in the last installment of her boy wizard series, and she hinted Harry Potter might not survive either.
Charles "Chick" Lennon, 68, received the steel and plastic implant in 1996, about two years before Viagra went on the market. The Dura-II is designed to allow impotent men to position the penis upward for sex, then lower it. But Lennon could not position his penis downward. He said he could no longer hug people, ride a bike, swim or wear bathing trunks because of the pain and embarrassment. He has become a recluse and is uncomfortable being around his grandchildren, his lawyer said.

"If you dont race to win, what do you drift for?"
"You want to know why I drift? I'll show you"

Six Flags has announced that it will “explore potential strategic options” for six of their parks. In other words, they are looking to sell them off to the highest bidder for use as either a theme park or for other redevelopment.



Japan's funniest Pranks. Watch how people at the local massage house at a ski resort get PUNKED!


I want a baboon one, where the ass lights up red when there is data transfer.

A former Special Forces commando joins up with an elite, undercover agency as a paid assassin. When he and his beautiful partner question their orders on an ill-fated mission, the agency decides that its lethal operatives are suddenly--and permanently--dispensible.
Whoopi did have eyebrows before. She waxed them for her part as Gynan(sp?) in Star Trek the Next Generation and they never grew back. Yeah, kinda sucked for her... haha!







"Students may not know when they have been passed up for an interview or a job offer because of something a recruiter saw on the Internet. But more than a dozen college career counselors said recruiters had been telling them since last fall about incidents in which students' online writing or photographs had raised serious questions about their judgment, eliminating them as job candidates."
"A friend suggested in February that Mr. Nguyen research himself on Google. He found a link to a satirical essay, titled "Lying Your Way to the Top," that he had published last summer on a Web site for college students. He asked that the essay be removed. Soon, he began to be invited to job interviews, and he has now received several offers."

So how good is this book, really? I can say this much: my publisher is contractually obligated to provide me with 50 free copies of my book, but I have turned them down because I insist on paying. That's right. This book is so good that even I don't feel worthy of owning a copy that I don't pay for. In fact, the second I finished this book, I deleted the manuscript off my hard drive and made sure the only copy available is safely in the hands of my publisher. I even turned down my author discount, and offered to pay full retail price for the privilege of reading my own book (currently $9.57, which means you'll get a copy for at least $4,990.43 less than my suggested retail price).
Legitimately one of the funniest things I've ever read. It will become an instant classic.



Early this morning, Special Agents of the FBI executed nine search warrants in Florida, New Jersey, Washington, Illinois, Texas and California. After the defendant was arrested, federal agents executed a seizure warrant for Pena’s 2004 BMW M3, which was purchased and significantly customized with proceeds from Pena’s scheme.

After obtaining free access to the networks, Edwin Andres Pena charged customers more than $1 million to route calls for them, according to
FBI complaints made public with Pena's arrest in Florida.
We must build walls. A wall obviously across the entire southern border. That’s the answer. That may not be enough — maybe a moat in front of it, or a fire-pit. Maybe a flaming moat, filled with fire-proof crocodiles. And we should probably wall off the northern border as well. Keep those Canadians with their socialized medicine and their skunky beer out. And because immigrants can swim, we’ll probably want to wall off the coasts as well. And while we’re at it, we need to put up a dome, in case they have catapults. And we’ll punch some holes in it so we can breathe. Breathe free. It’s time for illegal immigrants to go — right after they finish building those walls.
I don't think any man hasn't thought of what it would be like to ride in a fighter jet. One lucky guy got to find out, but was unable to keep conscience any time the pilot made a tight turn. It's amazing how fast it happens, both losing and regaining awareness. I simulated the experience with the sleeper hold while playing X-Plane, but it wasn't nearly as cool.
A helicopter landed in the middle of the high security Athens Korydallos prison, picked up two prisoners and flew away in a Hollywood-style escape that has left Greek police stunned. A criminal on the run hijacked the helicopter on Sunday to get his brother out of prison, police said. Vassilis Paleokostas, 40, who was serving a 25-year sentence for kidnapping and bank robbery, and an Albanian convict escaped.
Lioness in zoo kills man who invoked God Mon Jun 5, 8:31 AM ET
KIEV (Reuters) - A man shouting that God would keep him safe was mauled to death by a lioness in Kiev zoo after he crept into the animal's enclosure, a zoo official said on Monday.
"The man shouted 'God will save me, if he exists', lowered himself by a rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and went up to the lions," the official said.
"A lioness went straight for him, knocked him down and severed his carotid artery."
The incident, Sunday evening when the zoo was packed with visitors, was the first of its kind at the attraction. Lions and tigers are kept in an "animal island" protected by thick concrete blocks.
"A high-pitched alarm which cannot be heard by adults has been hijacked by schoolchildren to create ringtones so they can get away with using phones in class. Techno-savvy pupils have adapted the Mosquito alarm, used to drive teenage gangs away from shopping centres. The alarm, which has been praised by police, is highly effective because its ultra-high sound can be heard only by youths but not by most people over 20. Schoolchildren have recorded the sound, which they named Teen Buzz, and spread it from phone to phone via text messages and Bluetooth technology. Now they can receive calls and texts during lessons without teachers having the faintest idea what is going on."

In Touch reports Lindsay Lohan isn't satisfied with the written apology Brandon Davis issued after making fun of her with Paris Hilton last month, and apparently her lawyers have now sent Davis a letter warning that Lohan may sue him if he doesn't make a $250,000 charitable donation and release a videotaped apology to TV.
So basically Lindsay Lohan is insane. Last I checked this was America, not Nazi Germany. Where we've got the freedom to say whatever we want about whoever we want. I'd like to see this thing actually go to court. They'll both show up, Lindsay Lohan will accuse Davis of saying mean things, then the judge will start laughing and have her sentenced to death for being an idiot.