Friday, June 30, 2006

I need one of these

Awesome...


Although i wouldnt be very comfortable with sleeping out in the open like that. lolll

Dont jack off while u drive... - E46Fanatics

Timberwolves center Eddie Griffin was served with a civil suit accusing him of crashing his SUV into a parked car because he was drunk and watching a pornographic DVD, according to the PIONEER PRESS.

The suit seeks $50,000 in compensatory damages and could be amended to include punitive damages, said Mike Padden, attorney for plaintiffs Jamal Hassuneh and Lindsey Hassuneh.

Griffin did not return a phone message seeking comment, nor did his lawyer, Jeff Wernick of Los Angeles-based Wasserman Media Group. A WMG spokeswoman said Griffin would release a statement today and declined further comment.

Timberwolves spokesman Mike Cristaldi said team officials would not comment because they consider it a matter between Griffin and the plaintiffs.

Griffin told the Pioneer Press a day after the accident that he crashed his car because he was reaching for a cell phone that had fallen off his lap. The complaint, filed in St. Paul District Court, alleges the crash occurred because he was "under the influence of alcohol" and masturbating while watching pornography on a TV set in his dashboard.

How.....

pistolsnguns: HOLY SHIT i just melted my nail

Eight Ways to Kill Someone by Using an iPod Nano, According to Ex-Marine Brad Collum.

2. Take off one sock (a dress or tube sock; pantyhose will work in a pinch), place the Nano in the sock, swing it around as fast as you can (being careful to not hit yourself), and whack the intended target right on the temple.

Shakira Hips Dont Lie Spoof :: Funny Videos

Wowwww, this is better than the original!
LOL

Thursday, June 29, 2006

ROFL

happy2bcharles: i wanna officially say you are the coolest person ever!
happy2bcharles: you drive a bmw all tricked out
happy2bcharles: you're well known on the infamous e46fanatics.com
happy2bcharles: and hang out with ______ like it ain't a thang
happy2bcharles: gangsta 8-)

Operation removes lightbulb from anus | Reuters.com

Wow... owned in prison.
Howd they get it in there in the first place?!

MULTAN, Pakistan (Reuters) - Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass lightbulb in his anus.

More BIG trucks... - E46Fanatics

This is a very big truck...

Prank Call To Clock Repair Shop - BREAK.com

lol... its kinda funny.

News lady gets heckled by a dude

AHHAAH

"Rise in violen...CRAAAAAAAA!!!!"

Camo Mini!

So... i saw this camouflaged Mini in Malibu...
Interesting... but i cant tell any of th details under the plastic.
Check it out.

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Rear... hard to see anything.. sorry.
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Wednesday, June 28, 2006

Kevins a bastard

So i scared my bro.
And in the process, my bro cracks me in the head super hard with his elbow

He then has the nerve to complain that his elbow hurt.... after he nearly cracked my head open.

Now i got a large lump on my head thats painful to the touch.

American Nazis

Holy crap, did you know this kind of shit still existed?

Cosby's Delight (Another Fad Bites the Dust)

1 Year Old YTMND


How the heck did they do it?

My trip to Japan! Tokyo Drift was moderately accurate. =) - E46Fanatics

This guy has some pretty nice shots of japan...

My Girlfriend's Role :\ - E46Fanatics

Wow... this is comprehensive.

I would like to educate fanatic readers as to why my life no longer has that special feeling to it. I'm talking about the feeling that inspires me to succeed and live life to it's fullest; the feeling that no words could ever describe—even though I just did it. I would like to share what takes place in my relationship that is responsible for all this trouble: my girlfriend. Everything you are about to read is a true complaint I have filed at one time or another with my girlfriend, except instead of just B*t*hing about it, I'm going to explore it in a more scientific way. Maybe one day, I can fully understand how Relationship Dynamics work, thus enabling me to forumlate ways to avoid all future problems. I will simply introduce each principle of Relationship Dynamics as I have discovered them, and then go into depth.





love to sleep-in on the weekends. I strive to stay in my bed until 1:00pm at the earliest, however this is extremely hard to do when YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND THAT WAKES UP AT 8:00AM AND NEVER SHUTS THE **** UP. Who the hell does she think she is trying to impose her sleeping habits on me? If she wants to wake up at 8:00am, fine by me—just leave the bedroom, go into the kitchen and cook me up a feast that’ll be ready by early afternoon.

Video - Smart vs. Ferrari F430 (smart got a bike engine) (portugal)

Lol.. a smart car burns a Ferrari.

Good Better Best?

Haha... ok

Pricing for PS3

I guess people arent too happy with the price of the ps3.
ROFL

Pregnant Britney Spears bares all in Harper's Bazaar | Buzz Patrol

Wow wtf... umm...
yeah.
Does this disturb anyone else?

Just looks weird.

More Random Cell Pics....

Ok, this is important...
Guess what i saw....
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!!!!!!!
Its a SIGN!!! (Literally and figuratively)
Now, i just need Jarah Mariano's phone number and i can use this as her contact picture.



My neighbor's CLS500 on rims...
So sick... i get to see this everytime i leave and go home :)
He used to have a black CLK500 on 20" Chrome rims too... what a baller
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Pics not that great cuz it was on my cell and it was dark out, maybe i'll geta better picture in the future.

It worked!!

So i wasnt able to stay up ALL day... i took a nap from like... 1:30-3
But after that, i was fine.

Then when it got to midnight... i was getting sleepy, so i made myself go to bed... and today i woke up early!
At 7!!

Well, thats only because my dad woke me up... (more on this later)
If he didnt wake me up, im thinking i would have slept till at least 10.

And after, i didnt feel like going back to bed, so i had some scrambled eggs and toast... and now im good to go.

Although, i am a little bit sleepy, i might have to take a nap later today... dunno we'll see.


So... the reason i woke up early....


Its cuz theyre taking my baby away :'(

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So sad... but it has to be done.
Hope they take good care of her.

But damn, doesnt she look good going away?

Oh yeah, and all those people who have been wondering why I havnt been driving my car.... thats why.

Buffalo News - Humble grocer quietly gave away millions

Waldemar Kaminski, who quietly ran a food stand in Broadway Market for more than 50 years, has been revealed to be a self-made millionaire and philanthropist who anonymously gave millions to Buffalo charities and neighbors in need.


Nice to know theres still good people in the world

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

BMW M3 goes airborn in crazy crash | Buzz Patrol

Holy crap!
this is an insane crash... damn pontiacs.
The M3 spins 8 times!!
I wonder how the driver is

Sexually suggestive ad on motogp - E46Fanatics

Haha, wow.... imagine the dots on the A as heads....

An interesting Sunday - E46Fanatics

Damnnnn... baller in europe puts an M5 engine into a CSL.
sickkkk
Love the exhaust too!

Help!

My sleeping pattern... is destroyed.
I tried sleeping at 5am, but i just rolled around in bed till now... and I just got up cuz i gave up.

Ive been going to bed with the sunrise everyday for the past week.

Its a pretty crappy feeling to have sunlight and birds chirping keep you from falling asleep.

I think its time for some hardcore sleep medicine to make me sleep at like 12 now.

Maybe i just wont sleep today... and sleep early tonight... and kick my sleeping pattern back into gear... lets see if i can stay up though. lol

CNN.com - Rowling hints Harry Potter might die - Jun 27, 2006

LONDON, England (AP) -- Author J.K. Rowling said two characters will die in the last installment of her boy wizard series, and she hinted Harry Potter might not survive either.


Lol, making too much money now

The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift

The album... enjoy

Edit:
So im listening to it now... and... its.... weird.
Not that good... although there are a few good songs... DJ Shadow- 6 Days.
But theres a lotta mexican music on it for some reason, i dont know why... strange.

Ele: Italy's answer to Argentina's Keyra (NWS)

Holy shizzz!!
This girl is blazing hot...
Wow, how can someone be so hot
lol, ele vs keyra

Anyways, what the heck is this... Supertangas site.
i see all these hot ass vids from it...

so i decided to visit today.
and i go... is it like a site where hot girls show off their bodies?!
I mean... thats what it looks like...
maybe i should start visiting more often

I hate Pat

He just spent 400$ on 2 pairs of jeans in 10 minutes.
Who does that?

These
and
These

Monday, June 26, 2006

Presns323i's Garage Sale!! Good stuff... lots of pics! - E46Fanatics

My garage sale!

Im selling a LOT of stuff... if you have an E46... check it out.

Jet Beetle

Street legal.... jet engine powered... beetle?!

Jet Beetle

Street legal.... jet engine powered... beetle?!

Maury Show - Phobias - Balloons

Maury has hit a low.
Lol, what a jerk.

He tells the lady to look at the screen w/ popping balloons, cuz he knows she'll run backstage, where theres a guy waiting to hand her a buncha balloons. haha.

**UPDATE** picture of my E90.... - BMW 3-Series (E90 E92) Forum - E90Post.com

Holy crap.
This is the sickest e90 i have ever seen.
This is the first time ive actually loved an e90...

3 fast 3 furious

HAHA, this is hilarious.

YouTube - Maury Show - Phobias - Pickles

"Pickles are ruining my life"


Sunday, June 25, 2006

Fast and The Furious: Tokyo Drift

Just added a lil thing to my Tokyo Drift post...

Check it out at the bottom

The Alphabet of Manliness

Maddox's book signing.

Read the conditions... people actually did it. lol!

Georg Plasa BMW Judd

SICK E36 race car.... wow....

((( BMW M6 vert / Audi R-Zero / Hamman Murci ))) 56k U R ghey - E46Fanatics

Seriously... too amazing.

Saturday, June 24, 2006

Jailbreak Ep 18!

I finally got it!
After downloading like 5 different versions of it that didnt work.

But now that i finally got it.... I can continue on the Jail Break Journey!

Woooo!

Top That

Damn, the 80s were so cool.

"Look how funky he is!"

I wish i was funky fresh like these guys

Man awarded $400K for 10-year erection | Buzz Patrol

Charles "Chick" Lennon, 68, received the steel and plastic implant in 1996, about two years before Viagra went on the market. The Dura-II is designed to allow impotent men to position the penis upward for sex, then lower it. But Lennon could not position his penis downward. He said he could no longer hug people, ride a bike, swim or wear bathing trunks because of the pain and embarrassment. He has become a recluse and is uncomfortable being around his grandchildren, his lawyer said.

Crazy Dad

btw, my dad woke up at 5 to watch soccer.
Hes nuts for sure...
I havn't even gone to sleep yet and hes up. haha.

Maybe we're both a little crazy

Never use a port-o-potty in Japan

HAHA, if you saw the nude Japanese massage prank, then this is part 2.

The first half gets a little boring after a few times, but watch the 2nd part. AWESOME

Fast and The Furious: Tokyo Drift


I saw it tonight (last night?), i loved it.
Yeah, sure it had its fair share of corny lines, like the previous 2 movies, but overall, it was much better then those.

If you like cars and/or girls (preferably asian) then you will like this movie.
If youre willing to take this movie for what it is, and entertainment movie, then you will like it.
But if you take the movie too seriously, then you might not like it.
Who would watch this movie for anything other than entertainment.
If you're going to look for a great plot, character development, or something like that, then go see Lake House or something. But then agian, that movie sounds pretty retarded, Tokyo Drift might be better.


But seriously, what kinda expectations would you have for a movie called The Fast and The Furious, especially after the first 2.
You shouldnt expect much in terms of plot and meaning. I went in not expecting much, and I loved it.

Im gonna say that the reason this movie was so much better than the other 2 is because Justin Lin directed it. In case you didnt know, he also directed Better Luck Tomorrow. It was pretty cool seeing a lot of the actors from BLT in this new movie.

And I gotta say, Han is the most badass character ever created. The scene where he drifts around the Skyline.... awesome... pimpin to the max.
"If you dont race to win, what do you drift for?"
"You want to know why I drift? I'll show you"

DAAYYYYYYYYMMMMMMMm

This movie seriously made me want to get a Japanese car and move to Japan...
But since i cant move to Japan... G35Coupe Here i come!!!

The cars in that movie were seriously too sick.

I rate this movie 4/5.

PROPS!


Skills.... I need to learn to do this.


PS: After the end of the movie, there was this kid with an old mustang that saw the movie with us.
In the parking lot, he was driving stupid and doing burnouts.
What a dumbass.
Although, i gotta admit, the movie did make me want to drive fast too... but with a little will power, i was able to drive safe home, and take out my urge on the GT4 Theatre! Scott, Mase, and Matt came too... Mason and Scott stayed till 4:30. rofl.

PPS: I already have the movie downloaded on my comp :)
But I'm also gonna be buying this one for sure when it comes out.


EDIT:
PPPS: My friend Peter just pointed out... you know how Tokyo Drift and Better Luck Tomorrow were both directed by Justin Lin... and Han used the same name in BLT and Tokyo Drift... Then remember the line in TD where han says "Japan is like my Mexico," and in BLT they killed that kid... maybe Han fled America in BLT to appear as Han in TD!
Yikes! Believe it or not, its something to think about...

Caught On Webcam

Lol, pretty funny...
This guy is sneaky.....

"Fruit... from the... fruit store...." lollll

(Maybe NWS... because of the ads round the video)

Six Flags Magic Mountain

So it is true!

Six Flags has announced that it will “explore potential strategic options” for six of their parks. In other words, they are looking to sell them off to the highest bidder for use as either a theme park or for other redevelopment.


Truthfully, I'm not that sad...
You pay 50$ to walk around all day in the hot sun, wait hours and hours in each line, just to ride like 3-4 rides total the whole day. :-Not to mention the expensive ass food and stuff...

But then agian, thats just one less thing to do in our area,and that means more boredom.

Friday, June 23, 2006

YouTube - Choke Slam

HAHA, wow, this guy tries to be tough to the ref.... he gets his ass owned.
Awesome.

Six Flags Magic Mounatain Closing - E46Fanatics

Wow, is this true?
Six Flags is closing?
Because of rowdy teens and gangs?

Hmm... dunno if its true yet.

But i'll update if i find out any more info

Thursday, June 22, 2006

YouTube - Robot Chicken: Darth Vader

I saw this a while ago, but dont think i posted it.
Lol, funny.

YouTube - Ask A Ninja Question 14 "Ninja Gifts"

What kind of gifts do you give to a ninja?

This ninja tells you....

New FCC Documents Unveil Sidekick 3 Features (Phone Scoop)

So the Sidekick 3 is revealed.
Pretty sick.

More

Putfile - AOL Cancellation

HOLY CRAP!
AOL seriously sucks.... listen to what happens to this guy that tries to cancel his AOL account.
Wow.. this is unbelieveable!

News Article
Audio Only

ULTIMATE GT4 Setup

So... tonight, Matt, Mason, Scott and I played Grand Turismo 4 for like... 5 hours straight.
From like ~10pm-2am

Funny thing is, we all had misc. parts for GT4, so we all had to combine to make the ulimate setup.

This is what everyone had, and didnt have.

Mason: 2 Logitech Force Feedback Steering Wheels+Pedals.... no PS2 or GT4.
Scott: Ps2 and GT4 but no controllers (broken)
Me: Theatre+Controllers (PS2 stolen)
Matt: Table.....? lol.

So we combined all our stuff... and made this:

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Its awesome! Sorry bout the grainy pics tho, they were taken with my cell.
Those pics were taken during Scott vs Mason, Mini Cooper S vs Mini Cooper S- One of the closest and most exciting races ever!


Seriously though, this is the ulimate GT4 setup.
Never seen anything cooler than this.

All we need now is the adapter like this for the HD cable, then we can play GT4 in HIGH DEFINITION!

Wednesday, June 21, 2006

Prison Break Ep 18!!

Ok, someone needs to send me Episode 18 for Prison Break....

I cant get it!!!
I've downloaded like 3 different versions... and none of them work!!

I have the rest of 19-22, but I'm stuck at 18 because i cant get it!
ARGH!

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

More Jarah Mariano!

Guess what!!
I found another pic of Jarah!!
Well, she doesnt look her BEST here, but hey... I'm not complaining.
The more Jarah the better!

Plus, you get to see some booty action here!



Hands off though! Shes wifey :-x

Wacky Japanese TV show - Google Video

Brought to you by the same guys who made "Matrix Ping Pong"

Hillarious Japan Massage House Pranks

HAHAHAHA..... HOLY CRAP!
Japanese "Punkd"
Wow... this is too hilarious.
The 2nd prank is the best though!!
Actually looks fun.. if you werent naked. rofl.

The Japanese are too crazy.



Japan's funniest Pranks. Watch how people at the local massage house at a ski resort get PUNKED!


You could never do something like this in America, youd get sued in a second.

Myspace Pic

More embarassing asians...


LMAO@teddy bear and angel.

DJ Ben Baller

Posted about this guy before... but im gonna post agian....
How can anyone be this stinkin rich?!

Too insane

And im jealous

First of all, can someone tell me how this guy has like... 30 myspace pics?!
Also... hes in the same "crew" as The Game and the guy from Good Charlotte. (AMC)
The guy from GC has "AMC" tatooed on his hand.

He has a pic of The Game passed out on his couch!
I need famous freinds to hang out with, so i can have pics of them passed out around my house.

Monday, June 19, 2006

Beautiful China Pictures

Wow... china is freaking beautiful.
Why didnt i see any of this when i went there?


World Most Dangerous Road

Wow... scary...
Just looking at these pictures scare me.
I hate heights... how did i go skydiving?



I wouldnt even want to walk on this road, let alone ride a bike or drive

Scott Sucks

That is all

Sunday, June 18, 2006

USB teddy bear holds data, scares children - Engadget

Finally someone made one.
I'm sure there is a huge demand out there.

I want a baboon one, where the ass lights up red when there is data transfer.


Fast and The Furious: India Drift!

India knows wats up.

Silent Trigger

Awesome. I bet its the best, most hardcore movie ever.




A former Special Forces commando joins up with an elite, undercover agency as a paid assassin. When he and his beautiful partner question their orders on an ill-fated mission, the agency decides that its lethal operatives are suddenly--and permanently--dispensible.

Whoopi Goldberg

Did anyone ever realize that she doesnt have eyebrows?

I never did.. but check it out, she really doesnt!

Whoopi did have eyebrows before. She waxed them for her part as Gynan(sp?) in Star Trek the Next Generation and they never grew back. Yeah, kinda sucked for her... haha!

PostSecret

Target : Air Hogs Red Defender Remote Control Plane

This thing is awesome.

Some guys in my hall got one, and were flying it around indoors.
DAMN its cool!


I was gonna get my bro one for his bday, but when i went to Target, they were sold out :(
Maybe in the future.

Got my vans on but they look like sneakers

Best beat ever.


:) A lil wrinkled... but whatever

Jacob the Jeweler is going to jail - E46Fanatics

Damn, anyone ever heard of Black Mafia Family (BMF)?

Saturday, June 17, 2006

Prison Break (a Titles and Air Dates Guide)

AMAZING!!!
Wow... its so good... I WATCHED 17 EPISODES IN 3 DAYS!

Dare i say it... could it even be better than.... Nip Tuck?!?!??!

I dunno.. Its pretty freakin good is all i have to say.

You get sucked into it so easily, even when you start in the middle.

Like today, Bev went to my dorm to watch a movie or something.. But instead, we decided to watch some Prison Break.... and bam, after one episode, she was sucked in. Even though she started in the middle of the season.
We watched 7 episodes in one sitting!!! And shes not even a tv person!
Thats like.... 5 hours! But damn, it passes so fast.
Its like a long ass movie, and you cant stop. Serious, Im not crazy!

I cannot stress how good this show is.

Just Saw Tokyo Drift - E46Fanatics

Yeah, so apparently people REALLY like this movie...
They say its a LOT better than The Fast and The Furious and 2Fast2Furious.
Which is hard to believe, because those 2 movies were amazing.
j.p.

Anyways, I had faith in the Director... Justin Lin... now I'm going to have to go watch it... maybe twice.

Friday, June 16, 2006

chris angel with amazing trick!

ok.... wtf....
i woudlnt even talk to the cameras, id just run away screaming and crying...




w s u p w i L L: omg
w s u p w i L L: wth
w s u p w i L L: does he put her back at least?
w s u p w i L L: dude what happens after
siLEntTriGGr: i dunno
siLEntTriGGr: she crawls away
w s u p w i L L: haha
w s u p w i L L: hella weird
w s u p w i L L: i would b like put me back!!

Turtle Deformed by 6 Pack Ring

Lol, damn, this sucks. but its kinda funny
Dont litter!!

Turtle Deformed by 6 Pack Ring

Lol, damn, this sucks. but its kinda funny
Dont litter!!

WRETCH Photo Album - acsc30's Picture

One of the sickest 3 series and 6 series...

WRETCH Photo Album - acsc30's Album

WRETCH Photo Album - acsc30's Album

Anger

yinyangilrie: kill yourself
yinyangilrie: go

supermodel victoria silvstedt's oral exam... - E46Fanatics

lucky guy.... NWS kinda

Thursday, June 15, 2006

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

The Museum of Food Anomalies

Weird shaped food.

Cat Massages Dog

wtf? how does this happen.
wtf?!?!?!?

Gymnastics.

Holy crap, this guy is just too buff

HOLY SHIT! A ninja!!!

lol... more college pranks...

I really wish someone would do this during one of my lectures.

Catach of the year

Pretty damnnnn amazing
Catches it blind, through someone, and holds on.... wow

Vietnamese spiders

Yuck, but interesting....
i guess

Flickr: The I Crush Your Head Pool

Haha... i guesss... if youre bored?

robert boyd aka backland week 6

Some freestyle friday.
Pretty sick



The rest

The Daily Show: Sierra College

Sierra College named one of the colleges with the hottest girls?

Stephen Colbert was so much better on the daily show.


Another good name!!

AHAHHAHAHAHAHA. holy shit.
wow, i bet he hated his life after team america.

Awesome Name

Hahahahah... wow, i dont know if it would be good or bad to have this name... probably bad

Folgers Happy Mornings



Lmao, wtf.
Mornings suck

Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minnillo get it on - The Superficial - www.thesuperficial.com

Whoa, it might not be true.... but if it is...
Go Nick!
Vanessa is blazing hot.

Jared Leto and Jessica Simpson get it on - The Superficial - www.thesuperficial.com

Umm.... gross

the guy looks like an Emo Jack Black.

My new haircut...... - E46Fanatics

Nice, i need a new style... i think this is it..

Snakes On a Plane!!! The REMIX!!

Holy shittttt. LMAO!

1
2
3
4

True

I gave her a penny
but she just said no...
I gave her a nickel
but she made me feel low.
She kept after my ass
till she got the whole dime.
AY, these women are bad,
they just waste a man's time!

Family Guy Creator Seth MacFarlane's Harvard Graduation Speech

Graduation speach from the guy who created family guy!
it has to be amazing!

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

Telepathy?

Auto response from Aahhhh ChU: mae+saralee+calvin+hobbes

siLEntTriGGr: why are your away messages so weird


To matt:

siLEntTriGGr: mae+saralee+calvin+hobbes
siLEntTriGGr: wtf does this mean
mangchu: i guess he's listenin to mae, eating some pound cake, and reading
siLEntTriGGr: LOLLL
siLEntTriGGr: wtf man
siLEntTriGGr: howd u know that
mangchu: umm
mangchu: i dunno lol
siLEntTriGGr: like u cracked the code so easily

My Toilet Story

So you guys know how when youre on the toilet for a long time... your legs get numb?
If you dont, then screw you.

Anyways, i was on the toilet, and i was playing my cell phone game.
Well, i was kicking ass, and getting the top score.
So i was on that thing forever, cuz i had to finnish the game.

And my legs got the numbest theyve ever gotten... i couldnt feel them at all.
Like i couldnt even feel it when i scratched.

After i finally finnished, i stood up.... well, i tried to.
I stood up, and fell over. I had to hold myself up using the wall.

My legs were totally dead, my ankles had like, no muscle control, i couldnt hold myself up.

When i finally got control, i had to lean against the sink for like 5 minutes.
Because the stinging/tickling feeling was too much.
I couldnt move, everytime i moved a muscle in my body, needles would shoot up and down my leg, and i'd feel my leg giving out.
HAHA.

So yeah, after a while i was finally able to walk out of the bathroom.

It was well worth it though, i totally killed the high score!!
Old: 33460
New: 58305

Woohoo

Extreme Diet Coke and Mentos Experiment

Belagio Fountain powered by mints!!!
this is so freaking elaborate.


Click to play:

Legendary E36 M3 for Sale

Widebody and Supercharged.
Very sick... sad to see it go....

Animator vs Animation

Pretty awesome.
Creative! Entertaining...

Jamie Kennedy's- Rollin' With Saget

Wow... this is just awesome

Bob Saget is a G

I Watch Stuff! - Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift Babes

Haha... smart advertising from the people at fast and the furious.
I think i see NIP!

NWS

Soul Mates

How long before he gets smashed to death?

Jack the cat chases black bear up tree - twice! - E46Fanatics

Jack the cat chases black bear up tree - twice! - E46Fanatics

Police SUV runs over, kills sunbather on beach - E46Fanatics

Holy crap.... they ran over her head on the beach....
wow....

Cops get Owned!


Awesome.

Kollaboration

Yeahhhhh..... who remembers kollaboration?!
This stuff is awesome.
Good to watch if u really aint got anything better.
A lot of its old... some i havnt seen before.

Beatboxing: Saw this a lonnggg time ago.
Found it agian. Really good.



Pop&Lock: I like the ending... haha


Some more:
Breakdown
Popping
See them all here

YouTube - Lyricks/Manifest - Live Studio Session

They have talent! Really good.

Since the lyrics are hard to understand, I'll help explain it.
Its basically saying that everyone is given a talent or "gift."
And you use the gift to give back to others.

Pretty good message, inspirational.



Manifest's Myspace- DL the "Gift" mp3 here, although its different than in the video.
Lyrick's Myspace

ShoutWire - The Gatorade Conspiracy

Interesting... never realized this.

I'll chuckle to myself everytime i see someone chugging a gatoraid from now on.

eBay Motors: BMW E46 M3 MVR STYLE CF CARBON FIBER FRONT LIP SPOILER (item 8075006773 end time Jun-15-06 18:10:29 PDT)

My cars on ebay agian....
Its the one under the "Perfect Fitment!" text.

Monday, June 12, 2006

Guy starts randomly punching people...but wait for the end...

Some crazy ass punk just starts going around attacking people....
He gets whats coming to him though. lol.

Titanic II- Jacks Back

This is awesome, lol
Sequel to Titanic.... gotta watch this.




Coming this summer.
Im down to go watch.

Meatspin

x a j u i c e: meatspin is funny too
siLEntTriGGr: lol
siLEntTriGGr: there was a meatspin pandemic in my hall at one time
x a j u i c e: me and my friends would have contests to see who could watch the longest
siLEntTriGGr: LOLLL
siLEntTriGGr: wtf
x a j u i c e: because there was a timer

Dragged By Car Skate Jump - BREAK.com

This is crazy.
Guys got huge balls.

Dubya Song

LOLLLLL

USS Internets!

Dr. Dre Ft. Cosby

LMAO!
Are you kidding me, who has this kind of time...
hahaha.

Gay Robot

Some show that was gonna be on Comedy Central based of Adam Sandler standup... but it never made it.





"What about that time you told Boris from the wrestling team you wanted to wrestle his balls in your mouth"

2006 MTV Movie Awards- Da Vinci Code

The Power of Boobs

I dont blame the guy... is this real though?


Click to see Video

Dont you know who I am?!

Silly bitch! Your weapons cannot harm me! Dont you know who i am?! Im the kool-aid man bitch!

Jarah Mariano

In case all the guys out there hadnt heard yet....
and I really doubt you have...
I just heard about this over the weekend.

THERES AN ASIAN VICTORIA SECRET MODEL!

Jarah Mariano- Shes the first asian VC model ever!

I heard shes of Chinese, French, Hawaiian,
and Korean descent... what a crazy mix.
Who knew it would come out so well.


Awesome body... face is nice.
Damn she is beautiful.




Drool.... I'd give up a testical for her...


Cant wait till I'll be seeing more of her, in commercials, magazines, fashion shows...

Now all i need is a poster of her... Hell, I'll be happy with a wallpaper...
Someone find a computer background of her!!

Couple more pics here:
http://www.outie.net/forums/viewthread.php?tid=19387
IMG Models
Victoria's Secret

Enjoy...



Wow... yes, i am amazing.
Look what i made.

Cell screensaver!
You're welcome boys..
and yes. i am on the border of being obsessive...



Edit:
Screw it.... I think im in love..

Truthfully, when i first saw her, i thought she was ok.
But the more i look at her, the more i like her.
Shitttt... she looks so adorable.

YouTube - David Spade- Super Sweet 16

And America wonders why the rest of the world hates us...
David Spade explains...
I totally agree

I'm Rich BIATCH!!

Hell yea im ballin....
I'm a one dollar-ionare!

Blang Blang!

Yeah, thats right. Be amazed.
Thats TWO Jack in the Box tacos...

Normally I don't like showing off like this.
But c'mon, sometimes things are too good to not share.


I'm trying to reach 10 dollar-ionare status right now...
Help me out by clicking the ads ^^^^^^^ up there ^^^^^^^.

Sunday, June 11, 2006

YouTube - Axe Click

Haha, Ben Affleck gets owned!
Axe has the best commercials

For Some, Online Persona Undermines a Résumé - New York Times

Watch what you say/do/show on myspace...

"Students may not know when they have been passed up for an interview or a job offer because of something a recruiter saw on the Internet. But more than a dozen college career counselors said recruiters had been telling them since last fall about incidents in which students' online writing or photographs had raised serious questions about their judgment, eliminating them as job candidates."

"A friend suggested in February that Mr. Nguyen research himself on Google. He found a link to a satirical essay, titled "Lying Your Way to the Top," that he had published last summer on a Web site for college students. He asked that the essay be removed. Soon, he began to be invited to job interviews, and he has now received several offers."

Boondocks- N*gga Moment

Hahaha.... wait a minute! Im white!

Beer pong slam dunk, on parent's weekend. An instant classic!

Old people+alcohol+beer pong= funny results.

Drunk Guy in Custody

LOL.... wow, hes freaking wasted.
He was actually driving!!

News: Can't get a good deal on a trade-in for your gas guzzling M3? BURN IT! - E46Fanatics

Yeah, gas is definantly getting too expensive when shit like this starts happening.

The Call

Hmmm.... who remembers this. lol
:-x

What the Hell?

How come nobody freaking comments on any of my shit?

Not cool.

I was surfing other peoples blogs and noticed each post got like... 10-15 comments... i get.... ZERO!

Lame... start commenting.

If u like something, say so, if you dont like it, say so.

Or else, im gonna start posting up boring stuff, like what I watched on TV that day, or what i ate for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. (Even though i never eat dinner)

The Alphabet of Manliness

The Alphabet of Manliness


So Maddox's book has finally come out....
My bro says its hilarious (yes, he bought it)

I'll be reading it over this summer and you should too.

Maddox:
So how good is this book, really? I can say this much: my publisher is contractually obligated to provide me with 50 free copies of my book, but I have turned them down because I insist on paying. That's right. This book is so good that even I don't feel worthy of owning a copy that I don't pay for. In fact, the second I finished this book, I deleted the manuscript off my hard drive and made sure the only copy available is safely in the hands of my publisher. I even turned down my author discount, and offered to pay full retail price for the privilege of reading my own book (currently $9.57, which means you'll get a copy for at least $4,990.43 less than my suggested retail price).


Tucker Max:
Legitimately one of the funniest things I've ever read. It will become an instant classic.


I mean, cmon. Tucker Max said that... and hes a God of the funny.

Spider+Fireworks=Not the smartest idea.

So Matt and Scott are over at my house... and theyre both chillin on my bed while I'm on the comp.
So I'm sitting here when I hear a girly "AHHHHH!!" and see Matt bolt up and across the room.

I go over to investigate... and I see this...
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HUGE ass juicy spider.... CRAWLING ON MY PILLOW!
Matt was just about to lie down on it...

I start screaming, Matt starts screaming, Scott starts screaming.
In case you didnt know, I morph into girl mode when it comes to spiders.
If you think I'm being chicken shit or something... click on that pic... i DARE you.
DO it.

I go running to look for a jar or container to catch that big bastard in.

I finally find one... and I go and catch it. (I can do this, as long as i dont have to touch it)

Heres a pic of the furry monster in captivity.
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Shudder...
Seriously, click the pic, you can see the crazy details... courtesy of Scott's crazy Nikon D50.



So now we have to decide what to do with this thing...
We get the great idea to use fireworks!!

So we wait for my bro to get home, and get one of his fireworks...
He tells us that this particular firework that we're using is "weak," "sucks," and isnt strong at all.... so we dont need to worry about the jar breaking.

Ok, good, thats all we need, we dont need to blow a hole in the ground or anything.

So we go outside onto my driveway and light the damn thing.
Drop it into the jar, put place the cap on, and stand back....
Jar fills with smoke from the fuse.....

**BAM!**

The fucking jar explodes into a million pieces. Pieces of it fly everywhere, hitting shit.
The freaking cap SOARS straight up 20 feet into the air and lands on the roof.

O...M....G! I WAS STANDING TWO FEET AWAY!!!

Luckily, nobody got hurt, nothing was damaged... except the spider and the jar.

Aftermath:
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IT WAS STILL TWITCHING!
Even though its body was like, stuck to the glass....

UGH... I hate spiders.

Needless to say... I wont be sleeping very well tonight after finding that fucking beast in my bed...

I'm all twitchy now... checking the ground and tables around me every 5 minutes....

I cant trust this room anymore...
Not when its infested with devil spawn

WWE fused with Super Smash Bros: it ain't pretty [update 2] - Joystiq

LoL, who has this kind of time?

Pretty damn funny/weird though... Check it out.

Saturday, June 10, 2006

Boondocks What

More Boondocks...

"English motherfucker!! Do you speak it?!"

New WRC WRX made of paper. AWESOME!!!! - AnteaterForum.com

lol, whoa, cool... and detailed.

I dont have this kind of time, skill, or patience.

But someone make this, and show me!
lol

YouTube - Team Top End NSX

Wow... this is a lot of sick NSXs.
Looks like crazy fun

Boondocks Texting & N-Word

HAH!!!
"Sent that bitch a smiley face... bitches love smiley faces"

Damn Cops....

Man, cops are punks.

So I'm driving home from my friend's house... and its like 3:30 am...
Im approaching this 4 way stop sign like 1 minute from my house... when i see a cop pull up to the stop signs on my left.
He got the to the stop signs like... 2 seconds before i do.
So obviously, after i stop at the stop signs, i let him go first.... only... he doesnt go.

I wait like... 5 seconds... and hes not moving?
WTF?! What do i do?
...do i just go... and deny the cop his right of way?
Does the cop really expect me to "cut" him?
He didnt give me one of those "go" courtesy high beams or anything.

So finally after 10 seconds... i slowly creep forward... and drive though... checking my rearview mirror... and he finally goes after i do.
And he didnt follow me. whew.

But seriously, why did he do that?
Just to freak me out?

PENDULUMECA

Yet another time wasting game...

Think "monkey bars"

Friday, June 09, 2006

Speed Cameras Get Owned

Damn, those europeans sure hate speed cameras.

I dont blame them.

You know what would be great?

If i could get to 500 hits by today....
I dunno, i just want to. lol. Personal Goal.
So start clicking away boys and girls!

But then agian... if you're reading this, youve already visited... and given me a hit... so i thank you.
(Refreshing wont do anything... unless u come back in 30 min)

So, in that case... start linking your friends or something!

Frank Caliendo - Impressions - Google Video

This guy does some good impressions. lol

YouTube - Nintendo DS

LOL!!! Is this real?
What the hell... ive never heard of anything like this..

.emofreak's.delight.

Whoa... this site has a lotta albums to download.

Havnt heard of most of these bands... maybe you have?

Mercedes CLK GTR

Remember this car?
I used to drool over it as a kid.... i still do...

Beautiful.

Michelle Rodriguez from LOST - Candid pix inside! - E46Fanatics

Hmm... Dunno why im posting this, becuase i dont think shes attractive at all....

But, i dunno, you might like it if youre into transvestites and/or gorillas.

Welcome to Stuff4Dudes™ (NWS)

Lol.... "ballwork4dudes" and "yoga4dudes"

Looks.... informative... great way to get in shape?

MISHA vs. KIM

When Myspace gets REAL.

LOL. Watch what you say on myspace...

"Ey!! You break my tree BITCH!"
My favorite part

Thursday, June 08, 2006

Transformers The Movie

Nerds rejoyce!

Theres gonna be a transformers movie coming out... as though you didnt see it coming.

Although the countdown on the site is pretty off... since it says 26 days, when the date at the bottom says its not coming out for more than a year.

I hear Bernie Mac is gonna be in it... sounds amazing already

James Blunt has magic powers - The Superficial - www.thesuperficial.com

James Blunt is a pimp....

Ugly Guy + Good music = Supermodel magnet

Dinner with Fisker and his new toy - E46Fanatics

Wow... this new car looks soooooooooo good.
SL + Aston Martin = Drool

Wally

The sickest boat ever.
I dont remember if ive posted it before... i probably have.
but its worth a repost.

Most of its made of carbon fiber!

Otherish: Esto Es Para La Genteeeee

HAHA, matts new "single"

just messing around, pretty damn hilarious.

good beat

Binball Wizard

Another lame game to keep u busy for 10 minutes. lol

My score: 106081
Rank: 10

Can u beat me?!

E46Fanatic gets OWNED!!! - E46Fanatics

HOLY SHIT!!!!

One of our members... gets the worst kind of ownage.... OWNED by the government!
DAMN!!!

Early this morning, Special Agents of the FBI executed nine search warrants in Florida, New Jersey, Washington, Illinois, Texas and California. After the defendant was arrested, federal agents executed a seizure warrant for Pena’s 2004 BMW M3, which was purchased and significantly customized with proceeds from Pena’s scheme.


Hes going away for a longggggg time!

His Car:



Update:
Hes one of yahoo's top articles today

After obtaining free access to the networks, Edwin Andres Pena charged customers more than $1 million to route calls for them, according to
FBI complaints made public with Pena's arrest in Florida.

Remember Botflies?!?!?

Remember the stuff about botflies i posted earlier?

This lady has one in her head!!!!!!
WTF!!! gross. seriously.

These things are literally the spawn of hte devil... UGH

Wednesday, June 07, 2006

Speakeasy - Speed Test

Speakeasy - Speed Test:

From School:
"Download Speed: 960 kbps (120 KB/sec transfer rate)
Upload Speed: 1186 kbps (148.3 KB/sec transfer rate)"

From my house:
Download Speed: 2485 kbps (310.6 KB/sec transfer rate)
Upload Speed: 390 kbps (48.8 KB/sec transfer rate)

Try taking this internet speed test guys....

Webcam Girls

Are you freaking serious?

Yay

kevin kevbox: i just wanted to let you know that i visit your blog daily
kevin kevbox: and it provides me entertainment
siLEntTriGGr: LOL
siLEntTriGGr: thanks
kevin kevbox: you should start your own
siLEntTriGGr: makes it all worth it

yessssssss! :)

Art Crimes / graffiti.org - The Writing on the Wall

Site with cool graffiti pictures in it

Addicting Puzzle Game!

Solutions to the cube game if you were stuck or anything

My car was vandalized...... WHILE I WAS IN IT!!!! - E46Fanatics

HAHAHA
This is too funny...

Read this...

And then this....

2007 Mercedes CLK DTM AMG Cabriolet | Leftlane News - Car News For Enthusiasts

Sickkkkkkkk
I wouldnt mind owning this thing

Who Killed the Electric Car trailer

Shady, those gas companies are ruthless

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Superman Prank

I wish someone would do this in one of my classes

YouTube - 1025whp m3

Wow, what a sleeper.

Guy gets in a fight after wrecking car

Crazy!!!
Guy tries to run another guy over after a car accident.

lol @ the lil kid with the sqeaky voice "YO wheres my fuckin car! im fuckin railin this asshole!"

Sucks to have a slammed car... my car got stuck in an alley... literally - E46Fanatics

yeah, driving with a slammed car is hard

Shocking / College girl abused by police for loud music - Nopers!

Holy crap... this is pretty messed up....
damn police...

these cops messed with the wrong girl. haha

JuggernautBitchSoundboard

LOL!
Soundboard!

The Official Shotgun Rules

Finally! ive been looking for these

Eric Grohe Murals and Design

this guys is AMAZING

he takes flat walls, and paints them so they look 3d...
crazy.

YouTube - Funny Cats

more funny cats!
this is entertaining!

YouTube - funny cats!!!

hahaa, i guess cats can be funny too

Darude - Sandstorm LYRICS

Did you know there were lyrics for this song?
I didnt...

OneMoreLevel.com - 3d Logic

Haha... use the grey squares to connect the colors...
kinda addicting

Monday, June 05, 2006

My ps'ed version of the e92 335i. - E46Fanatics

This E92 actually looks good.

too bad it takes a ton of photoshop to make it look good.

National Emo Kid Beatdown Day

Guy uses water as a fuel to power a blow torch and various other things

wow, this is freaking crazy.

OJ Simpson made a sex tape - The Superficial - www.thesuperficial.com

Lol... read the commentary on this one... funny.

Stephen Colbert 2006 commencement address | Buzz Patrol

We must build walls. A wall obviously across the entire southern border. That’s the answer. That may not be enough — maybe a moat in front of it, or a fire-pit. Maybe a flaming moat, filled with fire-proof crocodiles. And we should probably wall off the northern border as well. Keep those Canadians with their socialized medicine and their skunky beer out. And because immigrants can swim, we’ll probably want to wall off the coasts as well. And while we’re at it, we need to put up a dome, in case they have catapults. And we’ll punch some holes in it so we can breathe. Breathe free. It’s time for illegal immigrants to go — right after they finish building those walls.


HAAHAHHA!! Are you serious?
Stephen Colbert is freaking awesome.

Are you with me? G-force video | Buzz Patrol

I don't think any man hasn't thought of what it would be like to ride in a fighter jet. One lucky guy got to find out, but was unable to keep conscience any time the pilot made a tight turn. It's amazing how fast it happens, both losing and regaining awareness. I simulated the experience with the sleeper hold while playing X-Plane, but it wasn't nearly as cool.


LOL! He keeps passing out....

Amazing Fuzzy Zoeller hole-in-one | Buzz Patrol

Holy crap.... LOL

Greek prisoners escape prison in helicopter

A helicopter landed in the middle of the high security Athens Korydallos prison, picked up two prisoners and flew away in a Hollywood-style escape that has left Greek police stunned. A criminal on the run hijacked the helicopter on Sunday to get his brother out of prison, police said. Vassilis Paleokostas, 40, who was serving a 25-year sentence for kidnapping and bank robbery, and an Albanian convict escaped.


Thats just amazing.
Ive never thought about that

Man mauled by tiger - E46Fanatics

Lioness in zoo kills man who invoked God Mon Jun 5, 8:31 AM ET



KIEV (Reuters) - A man shouting that God would keep him safe was mauled to death by a lioness in Kiev zoo after he crept into the animal's enclosure, a zoo official said on Monday.


"The man shouted 'God will save me, if he exists', lowered himself by a rope into the enclosure, took his shoes off and went up to the lions," the official said.

"A lioness went straight for him, knocked him down and severed his carotid artery."

The incident, Sunday evening when the zoo was packed with visitors, was the first of its kind at the attraction. Lions and tigers are kept in an "animal island" protected by thick concrete blocks.

Juggernaut Voice Over Guy Does Power Rangers Video

LOL this ones funny.

Sad Stories

Damn... kinda depressing
But if u think your life sucks.. this helps u feel better

Is Your Mechanic Cheating?

NEVER go to Jiffy Lube

THIS IS SO SHADY!!!!

Im sure it happens at other shops and dealerships too...
Be careful....

Otherish

Believe it or not... its back....
HAHA! i hope it catches on agian

Sunday, June 04, 2006

Ducati Desmosedic RR - E46Fanatics

Wow... Beautiful bike... and amazing.

200hp
65,000$

Jeeesusss

Target store.... - E46Fanatics

upscale target items?
lol... wow, actually pretty expensive

Maria Sharapova 'Scream' Cell Phone Ring Tone Now Available - Spoof - Satire

Hahahah... whos gonna use this?

A sound that only kids can hear?

"A high-pitched alarm which cannot be heard by adults has been hijacked by schoolchildren to create ringtones so they can get away with using phones in class. Techno-savvy pupils have adapted the Mosquito alarm, used to drive teenage gangs away from shopping centres. The alarm, which has been praised by police, is highly effective because its ultra-high sound can be heard only by youths but not by most people over 20. Schoolchildren have recorded the sound, which they named Teen Buzz, and spread it from phone to phone via text messages and Bluetooth technology. Now they can receive calls and texts during lessons without teachers having the faintest idea what is going on."


It works! my bro tried it on my dad. lol, he couldnt hear it

Completely random help needed... - E46Fanatics

best response ever

Saturday, June 03, 2006

MP3 Download, music mp3 downloads. ALLOFMP3.

Not bad... Like 1.20$ Per album.
I think i might start using this

Ohhhh.... OUCH

wow... ugh....
makes me cringe

Yeah... Its Hot in Irvine...

So im sitting in my room... its like 80+ degrees in my room

Then from my neighbors room i hear "Its soo hottt!!! Im naked!!"
LOL

So of course... i had to investigate....
i walk in.. and i see this.
I think i fell over laughing



Keep in mind, half his ass is hanging out the back of his speedo.



Edit: Wow... i just walked back in. and now both are in speedos... LOL
Dont think i need to provide a picture this time.

BREAKING NEW UPDATE!!
Check this out!

Sick Beetle

damn, thats one badass beetle... id drive it.

Food

Im sick of cafeteria food...
I seriously need some asian food.

Too bad i dont have a car :(

I would totally go to Thai Spice :drool:

Super Smash Bros

x a j u i c e: got smash bros [from ebay]
x a j u i c e: SMASH BROS
x a j u i c e: finally
x a j u i c e: time for me to play
x a j u i c e: talk to you in a couple days
siLEntTriGGr: LOL

Wong-Fu

siLEntTriGGr: i bet that boy [wong-fu] gets so many girls its not even fair
o dEAR jenzhere: oh
o dEAR jenzhere: LOl
o dEAR jenzhere: dude
o dEAR jenzhere: he looks so normal in person
o dEAR jenzhere: like nothing to rave about
siLEntTriGGr: lol
siLEntTriGGr: wtf
siLEntTriGGr: u expect him to be like
siLEntTriGGr: glowing?
o dEAR jenzhere: now
o dEAR jenzhere: no*
o dEAR jenzhere: you know whos glowing
o dEAR jenzhere: you are ;] ;]

Friday, June 02, 2006

Crazy Cat Food Eating Fatty

OMG!!! What is wrong with this girl>!?!?!?!

wtf?

cute girl turns super ugly. lollll

Insane Luis Martinez goal vs. Poland | Buzz Patrol

Lindsay Lohan doesn't like being called a fire crotch - The Superficial - www.thesuperficial.com

In Touch reports Lindsay Lohan isn't satisfied with the written apology Brandon Davis issued after making fun of her with Paris Hilton last month, and apparently her lawyers have now sent Davis a letter warning that Lohan may sue him if he doesn't make a $250,000 charitable donation and release a videotaped apology to TV.

So basically Lindsay Lohan is insane. Last I checked this was America, not Nazi Germany. Where we've got the freedom to say whatever we want about whoever we want. I'd like to see this thing actually go to court. They'll both show up, Lindsay Lohan will accuse Davis of saying mean things, then the judge will start laughing and have her sentenced to death for being an idiot.

Man Shoots Girl With Semen-loaded Water Gun

some messseddd up people in this world

Video - RB Japanese Muscle

Skylines are seriously too sick.

Video - RB Japanese Muscle

Skylines are seriously too sick.

Thursday, June 01, 2006