Saturday, June 30, 2007
MyFox Dallas | Patience Pays Off Big for Dallas iPhone Fan
LMAO, stupid woman gets freaking hardcore owneddddd
Friday, June 29, 2007
Thursday, June 28, 2007
Allison Stokke *pics* (merged threads) - Sherdog Mixed Martial Arts Forums
Oh damn... first pic is winnnn
Grand Theft Auto IV: Special Edition | Uncrate
This might be the best deal ever... you get all this for 90$!!!
Wednesday, June 27, 2007
YouTube - Cyril Takayama - Сigarette
WANT TO KNOW HOW HE DOES THE LAST TRICK?!
Watch, im a genius...
at 2 minutes he gets a fake thumb tip out of his pocket
siLEntTriGGr: at 2:05 hes putting the fake thumb tip in his other hand
siLEntTriGGr: then he shoves the cig into the fake thumb
siLEntTriGGr: and puts the fake thumb on
siLEntTriGGr: notice after he shows his hands, he shows the tip of the thumb towwards us, so we wont see how long his thumb is w/ the fake thumb on
siLEntTriGGr: then he just drops it or something
The other shit, hes just good
Watch, im a genius...
at 2 minutes he gets a fake thumb tip out of his pocket
siLEntTriGGr: at 2:05 hes putting the fake thumb tip in his other hand
siLEntTriGGr: then he shoves the cig into the fake thumb
siLEntTriGGr: and puts the fake thumb on
siLEntTriGGr: notice after he shows his hands, he shows the tip of the thumb towwards us, so we wont see how long his thumb is w/ the fake thumb on
siLEntTriGGr: then he just drops it or something
The other shit, hes just good
Tuesday, June 26, 2007
I MADE A NEW BLOG!!!!
Anything and EVERYTHING about my new A3...
I decided i wanted to document the mods and going-ons with my car... since i with i did something similar on my old car... So here it is!!!
Check it out!!!
And bookmark it if u care about my modding progress... lollll
I decided i wanted to document the mods and going-ons with my car... since i with i did something similar on my old car... So here it is!!!
Check it out!!!
And bookmark it if u care about my modding progress... lollll
Cop Has Power Trip VS Skaters - Video - Pandachute
This is fuking ridiculous.
I hate cops with a passion
I hate cops with a passion
Monday, June 25, 2007
Adventures of "The Guy Who Tries Too Hard"!!!!!!
Day 1:
Soooooooo in my Moorpark Econ Summer School class... theres this guy....
This guy tries too hard...
Seriously...
I noticed him from the first day....
He walks into the classroom wearing a bright lime green polo.... WITH THE COLLAR POPPED UP!!! Who still does that?!
He was also wearing rock and republics... and a douchey pair of sunglasses that kind of look like this:
This was just ridiculous... how could anyone try any harder to be "cool"?
I couldnt concentrate in class... his doucheyness was too strong...
I also noticed he had a very retarded sounding voice... it was very low and raspy... altough I cant really blame him for having something that he cant help... but i can mention it cant I?
Another thing, the only friend he has in the class is this fat, really not good looking black girl... So obviously his attempts to be "cool" arent really helping him win friends...
I had to share this abomination with someone.... I took a pic....
Lucky for me, I had my brand new K810i equipped with 3.2 MP camera.. so i was totally ready to document this great event in douchebag history!!
Here it is... Get ready....
Its pretty douchey....
Please dont look if you are offended by doucheyness or douchebaggery of any kind...
Ok, Here it is....
AHHHHHH!!!
All i can say is:
Welcome to the same club as these guys:
Day 2:
He wore a pink dress shirt...
It was pretty douchey.... but at least he didnt have his collar popped...
No pic....
Day 3:
Today...
In my defense... i have to say, i seriously dont look for this guy...
When I enter class, i dont immediately start looking for this guy.
Whenever i enter the class, im just waiting for it to end...
He just catches my eye when he walks in...
Soooo today... im into class early... sitting there... and what do i see in the corner of my eye... but this:
Wow... flaming yellow polo... with the collar popped up... retarded sunglasses on....
rock and republics WITH MATCHING YELLOW POCKET DESIGN!!!
WTF!!!
You can see his friend in the first pic, and his sunglasses in the 2nd... see boys and girls... I dont make this up
Wow... Wow....
One time with the popped collar was maybe forgiveable... twice is too much...
So... tune in next time for the adventures of "The Guy Who Tries Too Hard"!!!
What will he wear?!
Nobody knows... nobody can fathom....
Edit: BTW, i would like to add that i dont know if hes gay... But if he is, that doesnt excuse him either.... arent gay people supposed to have good taste?
Seriously... i probably wouldnt even care as much if his collar wasnt permanently popped...
Edit: Ok, maybe i am obsessed with this guy... but damnit, im only this obsessed because i cant believe someone could dress like that with no shame... and i have to share it... its just how i am!
Soooooooo in my Moorpark Econ Summer School class... theres this guy....
This guy tries too hard...
Seriously...
I noticed him from the first day....
He walks into the classroom wearing a bright lime green polo.... WITH THE COLLAR POPPED UP!!! Who still does that?!
He was also wearing rock and republics... and a douchey pair of sunglasses that kind of look like this:
This was just ridiculous... how could anyone try any harder to be "cool"?
I couldnt concentrate in class... his doucheyness was too strong...
I also noticed he had a very retarded sounding voice... it was very low and raspy... altough I cant really blame him for having something that he cant help... but i can mention it cant I?
Another thing, the only friend he has in the class is this fat, really not good looking black girl... So obviously his attempts to be "cool" arent really helping him win friends...
I had to share this abomination with someone.... I took a pic....
Lucky for me, I had my brand new K810i equipped with 3.2 MP camera.. so i was totally ready to document this great event in douchebag history!!
Here it is... Get ready....
Its pretty douchey....
Please dont look if you are offended by doucheyness or douchebaggery of any kind...
Ok, Here it is....
AHHHHHH!!!
All i can say is:
Welcome to the same club as these guys:
Day 2:
He wore a pink dress shirt...
It was pretty douchey.... but at least he didnt have his collar popped...
No pic....
Day 3:
Today...
In my defense... i have to say, i seriously dont look for this guy...
When I enter class, i dont immediately start looking for this guy.
Whenever i enter the class, im just waiting for it to end...
He just catches my eye when he walks in...
Soooo today... im into class early... sitting there... and what do i see in the corner of my eye... but this:
Wow... flaming yellow polo... with the collar popped up... retarded sunglasses on....
rock and republics WITH MATCHING YELLOW POCKET DESIGN!!!
WTF!!!
You can see his friend in the first pic, and his sunglasses in the 2nd... see boys and girls... I dont make this up
Wow... Wow....
One time with the popped collar was maybe forgiveable... twice is too much...
So... tune in next time for the adventures of "The Guy Who Tries Too Hard"!!!
What will he wear?!
Nobody knows... nobody can fathom....
Edit: BTW, i would like to add that i dont know if hes gay... But if he is, that doesnt excuse him either.... arent gay people supposed to have good taste?
Seriously... i probably wouldnt even care as much if his collar wasnt permanently popped...
Edit: Ok, maybe i am obsessed with this guy... but damnit, im only this obsessed because i cant believe someone could dress like that with no shame... and i have to share it... its just how i am!
Sunday, June 24, 2007
MyFox Los Angeles | Airline To Offer In-Flight Lingerie Show
Wow.... lol, flights are gonna get better
Lighter From A Dead Insurgent - Video - Pandachute
Wow, this is a messed up lighter... those bastards
All about health: Weight loss of 186 kilograms (photos)
Holy fock.... this is ridiculous
to
WTFFF
He looked pretty gross along the way
to
WTFFF
He looked pretty gross along the way
Rihanna ft. Jay-Z & Chris Brown - Cinderella (Umbrella Remix).mp3
I know everyone hates this song... but chris brown makes it not suck as much...
Friday, June 22, 2007
Thursday, June 21, 2007
Businessman Rampage In Hotel Lobby Video
Holy shit, this guy goes freaking nuts, i wonder if its real
OMG this guy is counting to 1 mil live online....(link) - E46Fanatics
Interestingggg...
hes sleeping right now, hopefully i'll remember to watch when hes awake
hes sleeping right now, hopefully i'll remember to watch when hes awake
Girl's feet severed on ride at Six Flags in Kentucky - CNN.com
Holy shiz, this is freaking ridiculous!!!!
UGH
UGH
Antbuster - Free Online Games - ArmorGames.com
Another one of those annoying addicting defense games.
This ones slow at the begining, but it gets better....
Protect ur cake from the ants!!
This ones slow at the begining, but it gets better....
Protect ur cake from the ants!!
Wednesday, June 20, 2007
Real Conversations overheard in NY [funny] - E46Fanatics
God Squad lady: Praise Jesus! You won't be saved without Jesus! You have to start believing in Jesus to be saved! Jesus will always be there for you!
Suit #1: Would it be so awful if we pushed her out when the doors open?
Suit #2: No. Jesus will save her.
Thug: Why you gotta be white and ignorant?
White Girl: Why you gotta be black and belligerent?
Cop, taking report of stolen car: Ok, what was the color, make and model?
Metro Guy: It's cranberry and...
Cop: Cranberry's something you eat, son, your car was red.
Homey #1: Yo, hold up...Jesus was a virgin?! He went from 12 to 33 with nothing?
Homey #2: Fuck that shit. He definitely got his dick sucked or buttfucked some bitches.
Chinese guy: Hey, now that you're here we can go to Sylvia's in Harlem and get some soul food.
Black guy: What do you mean, "now that I'm here"? What, you can't go to Harlem by yourself, but now that you've got your token black you're safe? That's fucked up.
Chinese guy: Let me ask you something: would you go to Harlem alone at night?
Black guy: OK, that's not the point.
Blond Tourist Bimbo: I've never even heard of the G Train.
Blond Local Bimbo: Yeah, it's a ghetto train.
Blond Tourist Bimbo: Where does it go?
Blond Local Bimbo: Nowhere.
Black eight-year-old boy: Except my home, bitch
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My Coach Wallet
Its lame now... it got so dirty and damaged...
Stupid 100+$ wallet....
Check out the pics...
Stupid 100+$ wallet....
Check out the pics...
Tuesday, June 19, 2007
Monday, June 18, 2007
DOGGIEEE!!!
I was bored in econ... and started doodling...
LOOK WHAT I DREW!!!!!!
My best doodle ever, probably
Summer School :(
Summer school starts tomorrow.... So i basically got 2 days of break.... sigh
Im taking it at moorpark (yay)
Hours go....
Physics: 8-10:20 MTWR
Physics Lab 2-5:20 MW
Econ 6:30-9:50 MW
Ends Aug 7
FOCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK :(
Im taking it at moorpark (yay)
Hours go....
Physics: 8-10:20 MTWR
Physics Lab 2-5:20 MW
Econ 6:30-9:50 MW
Ends Aug 7
FOCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK :(
Summer School :(
Summer school starts tomorrow.... So i basically got 2 days of break.... sigh
Im taking it at moorpark (yay)
Hours go....
Im taking it at moorpark (yay)
Hours go....
Sunday, June 17, 2007
I got a new cell number!!!!
Here it is: 8185939566
ADD IT!!!!
Man, its sad, i had that old number for like 5 years....
ADD IT!!!!
Man, its sad, i had that old number for like 5 years....
Ivanka Trump posts on Yahoo Answers for Father's day - E46Fanatics
Ivanka Trump posts on Yahoo Answers for Father's day - E46Fanatics: "an tell Him, that You`re going to be married! ))
-buy him a wife"
-buy him a wife"
Will anal sex make my butt bigger? >> Medical Questions, Weight Loss, Pregnancy, Drugs, Health Insurance
LMAO!!! Wow... i cant believe it worked
Friday, June 15, 2007
Hotel Prank Call
This is soooooo focking funny!!!
The guy on the other line tries not to laugh, but finally does... tooooo good
The guy on the other line tries not to laugh, but finally does... tooooo good
Weapon dates bowhead whale to 1800s
Damn, the whale was more than 130 years old!!!
Too bad got killed :(
Too bad got killed :(
Paul Potts:
That really good opera guy from britian's got talent, his 2nd round
Really good still!
He sings con te partiro, the "time to say goodbye song"
Really good still!
He sings con te partiro, the "time to say goodbye song"
Thursday, June 14, 2007
The Handler | Uncrate
I guess this might seem kind of overkill, even for germaphobes.... but i kinda want one!
IGN: Superbad Trailer, Videos and Movies
HILARIOUS!!!
Verify your age and watch the trailer on the left!!!
Verify your age and watch the trailer on the left!!!
Remote Controlled Floating Serving Tray | Uncrate
Haha, wow, this thing is pretty cool
although probably doesnt work that well...
although probably doesnt work that well...
Wednesday, June 13, 2007
Knocked Up Deleted Scene
LMAO!!!
Wow, this is hilarious, wont spoil the movie, so you can watch it even if u havnt seen Knocked Up yet
Wow, this is hilarious, wont spoil the movie, so you can watch it even if u havnt seen Knocked Up yet
Woman rips off her exbf's testical and tries to swallow it.....
A woman who ripped off her ex-boyfriend's testicle with her bare hands has been sent to prison.
Amanda Monti, 24, flew into a rage when Geoffrey Jones, 37, rejected her advances at the end of a house party, Liverpool Crown Court heard.
She pulled off his left testicle and tried to swallow it, before spitting it out. A friend handed it back to Mr Jones saying: "That's yours."
wtf....
Tuesday, June 12, 2007
Official - FS - 07 690HP GTSilver TechArt - 6speedonline.com Forums
This porsche is tooooooooooooo sick!!!
If only i had an extra $170k...
If only i had an extra $170k...
Best of Cragslist.. - E46Fanatics
This is fuking hilarious!!!!!!
SERIOUSLY worth the read.... i cried laughing
SERIOUSLY worth the read.... i cried laughing
Mr. Lee CatCam
This is a good idea, strap a camera to your cat and see where it goes all day!
Check out the phototour, its pretty interesting
Check out the phototour, its pretty interesting
Desperately seeking technical support! - FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!! - E46Fanatics
This is such a nerdy joke.. haha
Question Of The Day: What The Hell Happened To This Mazda RX-7? - Jalopnik
WTFFFFFF
This is so weird....
I love how he has he ebrake up...
This is so weird....
I love how he has he ebrake up...
YouTube - Paul sings Nessun Dorma high quality video/sound
This is pretty damn amazing
Ppl are crying!
Ppl are crying!
Monday, June 11, 2007
Lindsay Lohan makes Pete Doherty look like Jesus - The Superficial - www.thesuperficial.com
ATTACKED a gun-wielding cocaine dealer for ripping her off. SNORTED line after line with Simple Life star Nicole Richie in a TEN-HOUR binge. SLASHED her wrists with knives, sobbing that she "didn't belong on this planet". ENJOYED frenzied lesbian romps with scores of girls she picked up at parties — and even made a play for chart star Mariah Carey.
WTFFFFFFFFFFFFFF, surprisingly, i believe that....
Most messed up girl ever.
DevilDucky - Family Guy: Star Wars Special, 10 Min Preview
Yayyyy although the quality isnt that great :(
Sunday, June 10, 2007
new pics of Kain, let's photoshop - E46Fanatics
Wow, this thread is golden...
u dont really need to know who kain is... hes just a guy the forum makes fun of a lot....
Skip to page 8 to see my favorite... golem!!
there are a TON of good ones tho...
u dont really need to know who kain is... hes just a guy the forum makes fun of a lot....
Skip to page 8 to see my favorite... golem!!
there are a TON of good ones tho...
YouTube - Chinese 300
Funny ass project my korean roommate made for his Chinese class project!!!
CHECK IT OUT!!
CHECK IT OUT!!
Why the Ocean Is so Salty - Full Image
LOLLLLL
Look at that guy in the bottom right corner fully concentrated, totally checking it out... LOLLLL
Look at that guy in the bottom right corner fully concentrated, totally checking it out... LOLLLL
Amazon.com: Vestal Destroyer Watch - Men's: Sports & Outdoors
This watch is SICK!!!!
i only wonder how the quality is....
i only wonder how the quality is....
MySpace Videos: manualist plays super mario bros. on his hands by gunecologist
Lol... wow, what a unique, and completely useless talent
Ferrari F430 Black Miracle Hamann 1024 x 768 wallpaper
Matte Black F430!!!!
Although the orange has got to go...
Although the orange has got to go...
[$199 Laptop] Asus Eee 701 by CxD - TribalWar Forums
This is pretty sick...
Would be great for notes, chatting, surfing the net...
Would be great for notes, chatting, surfing the net...
YouTube - F1 Canadian GP Kubica Crash
Crazy ass crash....
The guy is lucky to be alive with only a sprained ankle or broken leg...
Estimated speed into that wall was 187 mph... DAMNNN
The guy is lucky to be alive with only a sprained ankle or broken leg...
Estimated speed into that wall was 187 mph... DAMNNN
Tondan / Pentagon Confirms It Sought To Build Gay Bomb
“The Ohio Air Force lab proposed that a bomb be developed that contained a chemical that would cause enemy soliders to become gay, and to have their units break down because all their soldiers became irresistably attractive to one another,” Hammond said after reviwing the documents.
GAY BOMB!!! LMAOOO
Kanye West ft John Mayer- Bittersweet
The song i could never find... is FOUND!
Although its a lil different, Kanye made the beeps in the song a lot louder, which i dont really like, but the song is still damn good.
Thanks to kevin for uploading
Although its a lil different, Kanye made the beeps in the song a lot louder, which i dont really like, but the song is still damn good.
Thanks to kevin for uploading
YouTube - Baby Bunny Grooming
Warnning to guys: this video is so cute, it might make ur balls shrink
Saturday, June 09, 2007
YouTube - VeilSide Fairlady 350z Ver. III AeroKit.. WiCKeD!!
Who knows the name of this song????
Its a sick car in the vid tho
Its a sick car in the vid tho
interesting new chat/forum - E46Fanatics
Pretty funn, you can chat and fight with other chatters. lmao
((( E46Fanatic Got POWNED on a TV show SPEEDERS ))) Vid Inside - E46Fanatics
LOL!
Possible E46Fanatics member gets caught racing on court TV... LOLLLLL
Possible E46Fanatics member gets caught racing on court TV... LOLLLLL
Def Sounds — Kanye West- Stronger (real version)
This new kanye west track is siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick!
Friday, June 08, 2007
Thursday, June 07, 2007
ol Homeschooled spelling bee winner...social skills loser.
Damn, the kid is so awkward, its almost painful to watch
Wednesday, June 06, 2007
Woot : One Day, One Deal (SM)
Today's Woot! description is pretty funny:
HOST: Welcome to The Answer Is Kim Jong-Il, the only game show in the entire world. Today’s first combatant is Paek Song-Ryol, a street-sweeper from Kaesong Industrial Region who enjoys chess, ideology, and foraging for edible grasses. Comrade Paek, our informants indicate that you have not smiled since Juche year 71, or the imperialist year 1989. The Great Leader Kim Jong-Il salutes you on your serious-mindedness.
PAEK SONG-RYOL (bowing, nodding): Thank you, Great Leader. Thank you.
HOST: Your enemy today is Kayla McDougal, a claims adjuster from Ventura, California, who has cravenly wasted her life in service to the imperialists. How many Korean babies have you starved to death today, Ms. McDougal?
KAYLA MCDOUGAL: Uh, excuse me?
HOST: Never mind. Your crimes are infamous to all the peoples of the world, and you shall be judged severely for your deviations. Now, let’s play our game. Question the first: who is the only NBA player to score 100 points in a single game?
KAYLA MCDOUGAL: Wilt Chamberlain.
HOST: Incorrect!
PAEK SONG-RYOL (bowing, nodding): Kim Jong-Il, please.
HOST: Correct! The answer is Kim Jong-Il! Comrade Paek, you win 100 grains of rice. Question the second: who invented the world’s first artificial human heart?
KAYLA MCDOUGAL: That was Robert Jarvik.
HOST: Incorrect!
PAEK SONG-RYOL (bowing, nodding): Kim Jong-Il, please.
HOST: Correct! The answer is Kim Jong-Il! Comrade Paek, you win 200 grains of rice. Question the third: what home theater system features 500-watt, ultra-high speed sampling 1-bit digital amplifiers, Dolby® Digital, DTS™ Surround Sound, flat-panel design, and a built-in progressive-scan DVD/CD player that can play DVD-A and SACD discs, all in a package that’s affordable for the typical worker?
KAYLA MCDOUGAL: OK, now I know this one for sure. It’s the Sharp SD-HX500 500-Watt Home Theater System.
HOST: Incorrect!
PAEK SONG-RYOL (bowing, nodding): Kim Jong-Il, please.
HOST: Correct! The answer is Kim Jong-Il! Comrade Paek, you win 300 grains of rice.
KAYLA MCDOUGAL: But that doesn’t make any sense! Kim Jong-Il is a person, not a home theat-
HOST: Silence! Guards, take away this counterrevolutionary contestant and strap her into the chair for the “lightning round”. That’s all we have time for today. Until next time, we raise a revolutionary salute to Comrade Paek Song-Ryol, who remembered the most important piece of trivia of them all: The Answer Is Kim Jong-Il!
Tuesday, June 05, 2007
TechArt might be going out of business. - E46Fanatics
3 Engine prototypes have been stolen out of Porsches development center, 2 conventional engines and one "engine of the future". The parts have been found in the Techart garage.
Interestingggggg
They make some sick ass body kits
Kim Kardashian's ass conquers worlds - The Superficial - www.thesuperficial.com
Jesus, that is a ridiculous ass.... but for some reason....
I like itttttttttt
lollll
I like itttttttttt
lollll
Lindsay Lohan plays with knives - The Superficial - www.thesuperficial.com
Hmmm, and the other girl is vanessa minillo
Dang...
i want to be at that party....
Dang...
i want to be at that party....
Monday, June 04, 2007
Amazon.com: Relaxman Relaxation Capsule: Everything Else
Lol.... damnnnn
Be sure to read the reviews on this one too. lmao
Be sure to read the reviews on this one too. lmao
Amazon.com: JL421 Badonkadonk Land Cruiser/Tank: Everything Else
130+ Reviews. lmao.
Amazon.com rules
Amazon.com rules
YouTube - Akon Throws Kid
This kid at a concert ( KFEST 2007 ), threw some ball at akon's face. Akon got mad and sent his bouncer into the crowd, and brought him on stage and humilated him by throwing him back into the crowd.
Yeah... whatever
LiveLeak.com - Pink Nipple Piercing
Pink piercing her nipple in front of her mom....
Well... if for some reason any of you actually wanted to see pink's boobs.. (or lack of)... here you go
Well... if for some reason any of you actually wanted to see pink's boobs.. (or lack of)... here you go
Paris Hilton gets pwned by Sarah Silverman - The Superficial - www.thesuperficial.com
Paris hilton totally gets ownedddd
I feel kinda bad for her though
I feel kinda bad for her though
Britney Spears wears thong bikinis - The Superficial - www.thesuperficial.com
Jesus, what the hell is britney spears thinking?
How could she ever think this was a good idea?
Does she even use a mirror anymore?
Or just a giant picture of herself 5 years ago
Grosss, go to the link for more pics...
But why would u want to see those
How could she ever think this was a good idea?
Does she even use a mirror anymore?
Or just a giant picture of herself 5 years ago
Grosss, go to the link for more pics...
But why would u want to see those
Sunday, June 03, 2007
**Matte Black M5** - BMW 3-Series (E90 E92) Forum - E90Post.com
Wow, this is toooooooooooooooooooo sick!!!!
I would def have a flat black car if i had the money
I would def have a flat black car if i had the money
Nissan GT-R Spanks Z06(among other cars) on N-Ring! - E46Fanatics
New skyline spanks pretty everything on Nurburgring
Friday, June 01, 2007
Water From Elephant Poo - Man Vs Wild Video
Just one more reason why Man vs Wild is the most badass show on TV