Gangsta

YINYANGILRIE: she acts so frickin gangster
YINYANGILRIE: so cool
YINYANGILRIE: she like know's everybody, from liek underground
YINYANGILRIE: she know's everybody fomr the quite shy people to the crazy white people
siLEntTriGGr: nuts
YINYANGILRIE: lol
YINYANGILRIE: she turns around teh corner, spots somebody
YINYANGILRIE: they yell 'JENNNAYY!!' and she says 'yo what you all up in my face, nigga'

Girl on girl

psychobabblle: well if HE proposed it
psychobabblle: i woudl make out
psychobabblle: nothing more though
psychobabblle: well i would bite his ear
siLEntTriGGr: LOL
siLEntTriGGr: ok
psychobabblle: hah it feels good!
siLEntTriGGr: you are strange
siLEntTriGGr: how would u know
psychobabblle: NOOO biting ears
psychobabblle: are SOO amazing
psychobabblle: cause
psychobabblle: my friend bit my ear for me
psychobabblle: and i bit hers
psychobabblle: and we all bit each others
siLEntTriGGr: man
siLEntTriGGr: girls
psychobabblle: it was a mass orgy of ear biting
siLEntTriGGr: i need videos

Oh yeah

Just wanted you all to know that i got a haircut.
cuz i know you guys were thinking about how i needed one.

Terabyte

This is 1000 times better than Gmail. lol
pretty insane, who believes it?

HL2 Mod

http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?p=2253012
lol check it out. wtf?

Shopping

I went shopping today.
guess what i got?
Tools. many tools. lol
i got me a torque wrench! yesssssss

Help me choose...

Pros:
Dark already
polished lip

Cons:
no bolts (unless u dont like bolts)
not as big lip as below

or


Pros:
bigger lip
bolts
Cons:
not blacked out
non polished lip (i think)

if i get these, im gonna plan on blacking them out later on.

My Day

wanna hear a funny thing?
i cant drive on my new wheels+tires because it is unsafe.
the wheels wobble/dont fit right/etc.
so im gonna have to switch back to my old wheels...
but u cant drive on my old wheels because the tires are bald as hell...
thats one of the reasons i got new wheels in the first place... for new tires.
so my old wheels arent safe to drive on in the rain. i hydroplane all over the place.
go me! horray for my luck.

so thats why i took my dads car out... good thing too, if i took my car, i woulda killed it (see below). and since my dads car was like, super low on gas, i gave him a free half tank of gas. look how nice i am!?
well, since i had nothing to do tonight (well, technically yesterday night), i went to hang with candi..
the stupid girl freakin got on my sn, and started chatting with all my buddies.
she pretty much pissed off everyone that was online...
so if youre reading this... and i was pissing u off last night... it wasnt me! sorry.

then later that night, we decided we were hungry, so we went out to eat...
we decided to go to johnny rockets... we get there, get out of the car (into the pouring rain), and at the doorstep of johnny rockets we change our mind and go to mcdonalds...
we get to mcdonalds... get out of the car into the rain... and realize that mcdonalds is closed.
so we go drive though... and eat in the car..

so we finnish eating and decide to go crash the party we werent invited to...
we get there and it turns out it go broken up, and mostly everyones gone. (and it wasnt even 11:30 yet)
and jennas upstairs fucked up. hmmmm, hope shes ok.
but guess we didnt miss much?

then we wanted to go visit sam
and we called her, but she didnt answer her cell
so we didnt.

then we went back to candi's and did pretty much nothing..
and i got so bored i wanted to bake. so we decided to bake.
and all candi had was cornbread mix......... no cake..... no cookies...... cornbread mix. lol
so we start making. just add water... so decided to spice the food up. and we added chocolate chips... to cornbread... and we baked it.
it wasnt that good. not bad either... but definantly not good.

so that was my day, pretty lame eh?

Drifting

damn cool... chicks too.

Floods!

i dont think california was made to handle this much water.
serioiusly, its nuts.
its flooded everywhere, and you can see like the water flowing over the road in streams.
like in calabasas, theres water flooded like 5 inches deep. thank god i took my dads car.
if i took my car, theres a good chance i woulda got my bumper ripped off.
then my intake would have sucked up water like a straw. looks like my cars getting garaged till the rain stops...
seriously, i cant even drive it. the shitty wheels are fucking everything up...

Rain

i hate the rain.
its ging .52 inches per hour right now.
and its deff not stopping anytime soon.
its supposed to rain for the next 10 days?
thats lame, its ruining my winter break. boo.

earlier today, i was downstairs, and i see a bright flash through the glass from outside.
im like "wtf? is there someone out there takng pictures?!" so i turn on the outside light
and theres nobody... then i hear BOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.
turns out it was lightning.
and damn, the thunder lasted a whole 10 seconds.
nuts

Poker

i did pretty well (or luck, whatever) in poker today.
i was playing with gary, my bro, alex and james (2 of garys friends).
some of the highlights:
i got pocket jacks and pocket queens, in a row. and i won two pretty big pots with them.

then for the last hands...
1. its just me and gary still in... gary goes all in and i call with two pair. (gary has more chips than me)
we flip and he has a straight... shit! but wait! i realize i also have a flush (from the river)!
LOL, i win.

2. (last hand) we all decide to go all in before the flop. (me, my bro, gary)
i have like, a 10 and 8 suited clubs. gary AND kevin both have king ace....
and on the flop, 3 clubs come out. i win :-D
yay, i won a game finally.

FUCK MY LUCK

Sooo... some of you know about the crappy luck i have with my car.
Everytime i get a new mod, theres always something wrong with it.
And im always running into things, and things are always running into me.
If i made a list of all the problems ive had.... wow.
Heres just the recent problems:
Weird ass "dent" in my hood.
Ding in my ROOF (how the fk does it get there)
I hit curb and my sideskirt is fked up.
CF pillars dont fit perfectly.
wow, SO MANY PROBLEMS, i dont even want to try to list them all, it pisses me off so badly.

but here is the most recent.....
my wheels.....
the company i bought them from fucked me over.
Apparently, they took wheels made for another car, and drilled them so that they would fit my car.
But they didnt drill them perfectly, and the lug hole arent exactly right.
causing my wheels to not mount right... so my wheels wobble, causing my steering wheel to wobble.
FUCKERS.
my dad called the credit card company, and had them stop payment, unles the company lets me return the wheels...
sigh... wish me luck.

Circle

I love this video :-D
I dunno why, its not often i get to see it from the outside

Poor ducks

Presents....

I got... from my mom:
Poker chips, the same kind that gary has... haha.............
WASHER NOZZEL LEDS. LOL!!!! (my mom got them in taiwan, wow) do you want em eric?

dad:
money.

Bruce Lee #2?

"When Tommy is on he reminds me of Bruce when I knew him. The first time that I saw him I told him that he punches like Bruce. Tommy is also a very powerful kicker. He has Bruce like speed and power and is more flexible than Bruce was.

If Tommy landed a full force strike in the center of a person's chest there is a chance that their heart would stop. He transfers an amazing amount of shock with his strikes. He has taken Bruce's ideas and turned them into a functional reality."- Jesse Glover (Bruce Lee's first student)

************************************************

"I've not met anybody on par with Bruce Lee except for Tommy Carruthers, who is better than Lee in some respects.

Let me say that Tommy is Bruce Lee #2, hands down. This is the baddest man around. I don't give out props lightly, so take note. There's a new martial star, and his name is Tommy Carruthers. If you are looking for a standard of excellence, look no further than this dude." - George Tan (Bruce Lee historian/film producer)


************************************************


"....the fastest hands I have ever seen!" - David Peterson (direct student of Ving Tsun legend Wong Shun Leung)

************************************************

"Tommy is a great JKD'er. But most important his students were also very good. This is important, because not all great martial artists can teach. Tommy can." - Tim Tackett, (JKD instructor of the Wednesday





NUTSSSSSSSSSSS

Real Or Fake?

this lambo sure would fool me

Photoshoot

sooo... i went on a photoshoot today. cuz thats what i do when im bored.
also, ive been having the shaking steering wheel problem with them.. so im afraid i might have to send them back. so i took pics (251 to be exact :P) just in case i never see them agian

i raided the school.
here are the untouched/unphotoshopped pics.. im sure i could make them look better with some touching up.
a lot came out blurry cuz thats what happens when youre using a crappy tripod and in a hurry.
and i probably should have turned up the brightness on the night pictures... i can prob do that on pshop later.
anyways... enjoy my newb picture taking skills!
use them as your backgrounds people!!! lol.. jk
(click the pics for larger view)

the drop is almost perfect now... the rear is even a lil lower when im driving it too. it tucks just perfectly. i love it 

a 

system... 

At the school! 

the lunch place :D look at the moon! 

do you know theyre doing a ton of constuction on our school right now? i drove right on. lol, i wanted to like, do doughnuts all over the place, and fuck it up... but... i didnt. haha 

i snuck onto school...... shhhhh 

see the mooon? 

system 

asdf 

close up 

a 

pretty blue lights... 

i like the lights in the background 

Oooo 

Austin...

Loh.
he works at computer spirit now... and he pisses me the fock off.
hes the cockiest kid ever. he knows a ton about computers, so he automatically thinks hes better than me. (maybe thats because hes a like a billionare and can afford all these nice computers and parts and shit, i stopped caring about computers when my dad made it clear to me im never getting a new comp... im still using the same one from 7th grade. and im pretty serious about him being rich as hell... everyone knows him as the rich kid... even my mom)
ok, go you austin, you know a lot about computers. i bet that gets you all the girls. i bet u dont have any friends.
the kid like tries to fuckin command me around, like he owns the place.
talking down to me... i'll knock that bitch out.
like today... the fag tried to throw a wire into a box, and missed.
me: you missed
him: i know, [whispers] dont correct me
me: what did you say?
him: i said, dont correct me
me: oh.. and what are you gonna do if i do?
him: [motions to me like hes punching me in the face]
me: ok, i dare you to punch me, please, just try. (god, i wish he would just try)
him: noo... im not a kind of person who would do that (lol, ok, cuz youd get your ass kicked, thats why)

god, did i mention, that this is like a short, shrimpy, terrible acne, and wears like polo shirts that go down to his knees. oh, and his head is too big for his body. such a fag.

and i love how hes the richest focker ever, and lives in a mansion that makes my house look like a shack (ive heard CRAZY ass stories about his house), and hes always talking about how he doesnt have any money. and hes always bitching about money, and his paycheck, and how much hes gonna charge people. just do the fucking work and worry about the money later, bitch.

oh, and he annoys the hell outa cameron too (the guy i work with). cameron told me how austin is always trying to command people around. and how rude he is to the people who work there. commanding people to get out of his way and stuff.

like a few days ago, cameron was pissed as hell cuz someone stole his computer out of his car. so cameron was talking about how he wished he could find the person who stole it so he could kick the guys ass.
so austin was like "yeah, id like to just kick someones ass too, etc etc etc blah blah blah" lol, good luck kid. maybe you could kick the ass of a kindergardener.

OH, and it also pisses me off that this kid already has an "official" job at computer spirit and he JUST started. im still getting paid like "under the table." personal checks from gary, etc. austin gets a check from the company, like printed out. he has like one of those punch cards, that prints the times he arrives and leaves. i dont, i just show up and leave whenever (not necessarily bad, but how do they know how long ive worked? they dont)
i mean, ok, sure, hes a lot better at computers than me, so pay him more. but dont hire him and not me, when ive been working for months, and austin just showed up a week ago.
and since he has an "official job" he basically claimed the second table as his own. (we have two in the room we work in) so he basically tells me to go into the warehouse to work. where its freezing as hell and has no chair... yeah ok, im gonna fuck u up u pussy bitch.

yah, im thinking about quitting this stupid ass job.

Holiday Badger!

haha, remember this?
watch the WHOLE THING!
the end is GREATT!!
ahhahaha

A Day Without Mexicans

ITS A MOVIE! lol
today, i hung out with josh and jon, we couldnt think of anything to do so we went down to blockbuster.
we looked around, and i wanted to see all these movies... but they turned everything down.
then we see the "a day without mexicans" movie, and we're like, ok this will work.
so we take it back, expecting the movie to be hilarious and racist.
well... the freaking movie is about all the mexicans in california suddenly disappearing. think about it. it was about how all the white people have nobody to make them food, or mow their lawns, or pick fruit, or wash dishes, or paint houses. wow. lol. so yeah, we thought it was a racist movie.
so we pop it in, and it turns out... its like a movie about how important mexicans are to us, and its almost like an educational documentary like "20% of school teachers are hispanic" and "6 players on the dodgers are hispanic" etc.
yeah, it was incredibly boring, and we were very dissapointed.

Hmmm.. problems

So yeah, my steering wheel is vibrating.. what a pain in the ass, cant figure out what it is.... sigh.

Didnt get any good pics either cuz i was having trouble with my camera... but heres a crappy one

Need You Help

does the profile and archives section on the right show up at the top or bottom of the page?
it seems like it shows up at the top for some ppl, and on the bottom for others.
post a comment and let me know where u see it.

Wednesday

Sooo... i put my wheels on today!!
matt helped out, and the jack cut his shoe :( sorry
it took about an hour, but it was pretty fun, it was worth it definantly.
i couldnt be happier with the wheel gap, the new wheels got rid of it completely.
i'll get some pics up tomorrow.
my brakes "moan" now when i back up.. im wondering if its cuz the car got dropped on its brake.... :-x
but my steering wheel vibrates now :(
i need a torque wrench, i asked my dad to buy me one for xmas.

hm, after that i went to work, and after that, i went bowling with matt, tiff, jenna, scott, andrew, christine, and ali. i had fun, and i was kicking ass. i won like, everytime on the guy side. (scott sucks btw :D)
christine won overall, but she doesnt count cuz she had her own ball.

after bowling, we went to tiffs house, and watched napoleon dynamite (agian)
good stuff

Canker sores

not cold sores....
cankersores are the "holes" inside your mouth right? they hurt like fock
i have two in my mouth
fskin braces.
who knows how to get rid of them asap

im comtemplating killing myself

Sneak Preview

Guess what it is


How bout now?


Ok, click below if you still dont know.... (youre retarded btw :D)

At work

At work right now and Damn im bored. Im tryin tho new feature where i can post from email. Im postin from cell right now

Mullet Park

Business in the front, party in the back!
Click the link under here

Oceans 12

WOOHOO! i got the song when nightfox is doing his awesome breaking stuff through the lasers.
best song ever.

Take This Test

Read this question, come up with an answer, and then scroll down to the bottom for the result. This is not a trick question. It is as it reads.

A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a man whom she did
not know. She thought this man was amazing, the man of her dreams, so
much so that she fell in love with him right there but never asked for
his number and could not find him. A few days later she killed her
sister.

Question: What is her motive in killing her sister?

(Give this some thought before you answer.)





































Answer:
She was hoping that the man would appear at the funeral again. If you
answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath. This was a test by
a famous American psychologist used to test if one has the same
mentality as a killer. Many arrested serial killers took part in the
test and answered the question correctly. If you didn't answer the
question correctly good for you. If you got the answer correct, please
let me know

Post your answer in the comments!

Out late on a monday...

damn,today was fun
first, matt woke my ass up at like 1 to go to taco bell
then before we left to stef's house, i got jennas present delivered..........
AND MY FINALLY MY WHEELS. but i only got 3..... wtf, wheres the 4th?!

anyways, then we went to stefs house where we watched battle royale.
that movie is freaking nuts. kids killing each other. badass.
haha
and jenna gave me my xmas present! THANKS JENNA!

then after, a bunch of us went to see oceans 12 (and i saw it agian, the second time, it actually made more sense this time)

then after we went to play poker at tiffs.... and we played till freaking 4am

all this on a monday.... good times

ok so like, im starting a new template,
im trying to figure this shit out. so its not working perfectly now
but..... i have comment things now! like xanga! sweeeeeet
start commenting :D

my car on a dyno!

200whp baybeeeeeee
he...heh.....heehh...

check it out! worlds largest fry!! from fatburger

lol!

jeska wouldnt pose with it :(


she said it was 6.5 inches long... due to her trusty finger measuring.
SHE ATE IT WHEN I WAS AT THE BATHROOM!!!
now i cant sell it on ebay :(

http://www.siraoptics.com/bmw.wmv
this is pretty cool. i want it



http://www.purevolume.com/houstoncalls
pretty good band

get the gasolina song

buy me!

someone buy me this for xmas :D

this thread makes me want to kill everybody

SC e46 m3 vs stock m3 vs turbo e36 m3
http://www.e46psi.com/link/click.php?action=go&to=video

http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?t=218496&page=2
wow, crazy
an s2000 fell off a cliff, and an e36 hit a pole..... dang

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=60124&item=4951551254&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW
wow, superbowl ring on ebay...... going for 60K+ damnnnn


http://media.ebaumsworld.com/icescraper.wmv
funny commercial

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/honkyrap.wmv
loser white rapper, lol

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/bikewallsmash.wmv
owww.. fkd up

damn, just got back from la reina's winter formal.
i had a ton of fun. thanks for invitin me jamie! :D
lol, it was really weird tho, they had teachers everywhere, roaming the dance, checking every corner, making sure nobody was making out or getting too close.
they wouldnt let girls sit on guys' laps.
and if people were freaking, theyd go up, and shake their finger. LOL wtf?
i saw this one couple freaking, and then some old guy comes up and shakes his finger. the girl goes, "oh, sorry" and then starts right up agian, right in front of the guy. lol, the guys like, "wait, what?!" so he stops her agian. i thought that was funny...
anyways, i had a ton of fun, and im sorry to all the tzu chi people for bailing on u guys :(

http://forum.e46fanatics.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=102413&stc=1
all asians look the same

http://www.do-you-know-this-girls.info/
LOL

http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?t=217938
what a sexy 5 series. the puddle lights are awesome.
a lot more pics on page 2

http://abclocal.go.com/ktrk/news/121104_local_videogame.html
haha, wtf? dumb criminals


http://forums.clubrsx.com/showthread.php?t=220080
dammmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
never see this at the states

http://www.s2ki.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=250923&st=0
OMG $14000 S2000!!!!!
I WANT

oh yeah, so...... i got my car washed on sunday.
dunno if i mentioned that. after like 3 months..... finally.
lol, i was going home, and i saw cj (shainas bro) washing his dads car, so i asked if hed help me wash. so i helped finnish up his car, and we washed my car. lol

anyways.... so today.... my car got shit all over by birds
like ALL OVER. like 10 times. 10 big shits.
i dont see how it works... I WASNT UNDER A TREE. its all open space.
so like, did one bird hover over my car for 10 minutes, shitting? agian and agian.

but its ok, some windex, a towel, and a squeegee later and its all good....
(it was mostly on my windows)

csun here i come!

i got in. lol, go me.

so, my dad opens my envelope for me (hope this doesnt happen for every college)
dad: jason, do you know you got into csun?
me: oh, cool
kevin: isnt it really easy to get into csun?
me: dad didnt think i could get in
dad: originally [i didnt think you could] (thanks dad)
a few minutes pass..
dad: well, everyone gets into csun anyways. (true... but either way, THANKS FOR THE SUPPORT DAD!)
oh well.

omg, i almost got fucking tboned today.
fucking SUVs.
so im driving down TO blvd, and thers a car coming off the driveway on the right side, turning left.
im like, ok, no problem, hes gonna wait for me to pass, like hes supposed to.... but he doesnt stop
then i notice that it looks like the guy isnt even looking toward my way......
by the time i realize this, its too late, since im like already in front of him, AND HE KEEPS GOING.
so i swerve out of my lane, and he misses me by like 2 feet.... i saw his whole fucking grill in my windows.
if i didnt swerve, he woulda hit me for sure, and fucking totaled my car.
goddamnit.
after i saved myself, my heart was pumping so hard, i stopped in the middle of the road, (there were no other cars around) and i thought about turning around and cussing the guy out.
fucking idiots. seriously.
i hate SUVs.


anyways, i got my car smogged today, i passed! yay.
but the guy smogging kinda pissed me off... like, when he was smogging it, he turned up my system way high, louder than ive ever turned my system.
and my subs started to bottom out... i still need to get everything tuned.
well, i wouldnt have minded if he just turned it up, but he turned it so high.... bleh, whatever.

http://www.lohanfreestyle.com/
OMG, this is funny shit!!!!!!!
ahahah, kinda parent warning

http://saaheer.com/B95K/BF1lowQ.wmv
dude, wtf, the middle east has all the nicest cars



http://www.jakelake.com/goblin/files/Lean%20Back%203.wmv
just in case u didnt know what "lean back" is all about.
here you go. LOL

wow, my internet is being a fag.
it takes me like 5 minutes to open a every page, and then i need to refresh like 10 times before it shows up.
im also getting disconnected from AIM every 10 minutes

anyways, ive decided not to go to tahoe over winter break.... none of my fam wants to go. so yeah, i guess imma be getting a lotta sleep this break.

also, i forgot to mention about today.
i got a call, and theyre finally sent out..... should be here next monday or tuesday..... mmmmmm

also, i got a raise in work, AND im getting paid for all the hours.....
so these 2 weeks, ive made more than double than i did before...... still not that much... but its a lot better



but i feel bad for this guy at my work.
theres this old guy that works there, and hes like the bitch of the store. like, he works there doing sound equipment for movie theaters, and brings in like 80% of the money for the place...... but they treat him like crap and make him do all the bitchwork. like he has to sweep the floor, and vaccume shit, and move heavy boxes.
and this is an old guy. i feel sooooooooooooo bad for him. id rather be doing that bitch work than him.
like today, he asked my boss for a tape measure...... and my boss had one, but he wouldnt give it to the old guy (i dont want to use names), cuz my boss was saying that the old guy already had one. and the old guy was like "come on.... dont be like this..." and my boss goes like "GO GET YOUR OWN GO GET YOUR OWN GO GET YOUR OWN"
wtf?! man i feel bad for that guy.

today was interesting.
after school, i went out to rustlers with shaina for lunch.
its pretty damn good....

then after, i went to get my car smog checked.
when i got there, there was an m3 getting smogged. i talked to the guy a lil. his car was pretty nice.
anyways, turns out, the smog checker is having trouble reading the computer on the m3, so he has the m3 guy got to a place down the street.
so now its my turn, and he has the same problem. he cant read the computer. so he tells me to go to the gas station down the street.
so i go, and i turns out that the smog checker at the gas station is in the hospital.... wow. wtf?
just my luck, i need to get this done SOON. i guess i have to wait till tomorrow.

then at work, we've been working on this really high end computer.
and the guy who ordered it has been a bitch about it.
he didnt like the case cuz it felt too "flimsy," even tho its this REALLY nice one.
and he he wanted the comptuer ABSOULUTELY QUIET. like... it was REALLY quiet already, and hes like "this is way too loud."
and the whole time i was thinking like "wow, wtf is wrong with him... how can that not be quiet enough."
so we like ordered all this special high tech stuff to make it quieter. like giant heatsinks and a special case. (btw, the case looks damn sexy)
so he came in agian, this time he accepts the computer. and i hear them talking, and it turns out the guy works for HARMAN KARDON. (i think thats how u spell it). thats like, the company that builds the premium sound systems for BMWs.
and they make all this high quality speakers and stuff.
anyways, it turns out hes like the chief accoustic professor/engineer/whatever for the company. pretty damn sweet.
check it out: http://www.harman.com/ thats his picture on the front page.... well... when he was younger. lol
it turns out, hes gonna help us design the theater section of the building, for free.
thats awesome.

PS3 looks good
http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?t=217419

x a j u i c e: pooch
siLEntTriGGr: LOL
siLEntTriGGr: is that wat theyre called?!
x a j u i c e: the stomach fat?
siLEntTriGGr: yah
x a j u i c e: that's what i've always called it
siLEntTriGGr: well, the area under like
siLEntTriGGr: tbe belt
siLEntTriGGr: the triangle area
x a j u i c e: i don't know, i just call it a pooch

http://www.boingboing.net/2004/11/16/girlfriends_lap_pill.html
guys. need a shoulder to cry on but dont have one?
heres the next best thing. LOL wtf?



http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6141895/
heres the version for girls

http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?p=2206321
hahahah, omg this is great......
a man bra with skulls.....

talk about bad luck.
called today, and they told me that one was damaged in shipping.
so they ordered another one, and it still hasnt come in.... (shady? i hope not)
should be in by the end of this week....
so.... im guessing next week?

aj has the best profile, LOL
xajuice.

http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?t=217297
SICK m3!!!!!!!


http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?t=217199
i love slammed cars

http://temp.corvetteforum.net/c5/woeii//ShareForumUse/tbowned.gif
owned-running from the cops.


http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?t=217214
Karl Malone hunts for young Mexican girls...
the pics at the bottom are great


http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?t=217278
midget powerlifting! LOL
i LOVE that hop at the end
hahahahahah

http://reuters.excite.com/article/20041210/2004-12-10T145626Z_01_N10481689_RTRIDST_0_ODD-ODD-SEX-DC.html
WTF?!?!?!
man aquitted of rape cuz he says he was asleep!?!!???

http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?t=216990
rs6 is damn nice

most beautiful/perfect sound system ever
http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?t=217025

http://www.rio.com.br/animation/iconstory.htm
cool swf vid.


http://profiles.myspace.com/users/10093703
hottest chick ever

siLEntTriGGr: theyre illegal to own
o dear jenz here: arowanas are?
siLEntTriGGr: i guess
siLEntTriGGr: and endangered
o dear jenz here: no they arent?
o dear jenz here: endangered yeah rofl but not illegal
siLEntTriGGr: im pretty sure its illegal to own an endangered animal...................
o dear jenz here: is it
o dear jenz here: oh
o dear jenz here: woops

siLEntTriGGr: its at TO
KAwAiiGaKibAbY: ooohh!
KAwAiiGaKibAbY: its vs. TO?
siLEntTriGGr: no
siLEntTriGGr: its versus
siLEntTriGGr: oaks christian
KAwAiiGaKibAbY: oh
KAwAiiGaKibAbY: ewww..i hate oaks christina/....
siLEntTriGGr: LOL
siLEntTriGGr: oaks christina?

http://www.aquabid.com/cgi-bin/auction/auction.cgi?fwarowana&1102873748
$10,000 for a fish and reserve still not met. wow

hmmmmmm went to saturday school today.
biggest waste of life ever. its basically, get your ass outa bed so u can go sleep over there.
i slept the whole time, you can do anything you want, as long as you dont talk.
sleep, listen to music, even play gameboy.
some girl brought like 4 gameboys and rented them out to people. LOL

i think its pretty stupid,oak park gives out saturday schools for stupid shit.
i was in there for parking in the library parking lot. SO WAS ALEX HASKELL. lol.
straight A+ student in saturday school
some kids were there for throwing a piece of food, and ordering pizza.
wtf, oak park is so spoiled, they give kids saturday schools for trivial shit.
its supposed to be for kids that fight, and cuss out teachers, and skip school and stuff. not for stupid crap like that.

ohhhhhh and then, we had our break a lil later, AND MY SUBS STARTED WORKIGN AGIAN. im pretty sure its a wiring problem.
anywys, all these guys were crowded around this stock civic, which had one 10" sub in a lil box. the kid was all showing off and stuff. i found that kinda funny.

and i cant believe mr peters is a teacher. did he even go to college?

http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?t=216861
lol, butt stained blue

Mase 8 8 6 6: and i think there was some big time thing going on
Mase 8 8 6 6: and some celebrity came
Mase 8 8 6 6: it drove by when we were walking back to our dorm
siLEntTriGGr: shoulda gone in
Mase 8 8 6 6: it costs money
siLEntTriGGr: so
Mase 8 8 6 6: u suck
Mase 8 8 6 6: fine i failed
siLEntTriGGr: werd
siLEntTriGGr: u mighta hooked up with like
siLEntTriGGr: jessica simpson
Mase 8 8 6 6: ew

so gay





http://www.killsometime.com/Video/video.asp?video=Pepper-Spray
lol, wtf? ownedx1000

omg!! this 300C IS SO FAWKING PIMP!
http://forums.stangnet.com/showpost.php?p=4820385&postcount=1
i bow to WCC
why cant they do this on pimp my ride?

http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?t=216687

o dear jenz here: what do you tell a guy when you like him
o dear jenz here: er
o dear jenz here: in my case
siLEntTriGGr: LOL
siLEntTriGGr: ok
siLEntTriGGr: i was like
siLEntTriGGr: errrrrrrrrrrrr

http://www.carfairies.com/
car faries :D
not parent safe

mmmmmmmmmm to add on to my bad week.
this morning, at 6 AM, guess who shows up at our door.
the carpet changing people.
at 6am. i dont wake up till 7:30.
so, im trying to sleep, while people are ripping up carpet and scraping and shit.
so much noise, and they got all the lights on, and theres mexicans walking in and out of my room.
i dont care. im getting my sleep.

so before i leave to school
me: are they gonna finnish today?
mom: probably not
me: so should i come home?
mom: use your head, no.
me: ok, then i'll go out all day.

so ive got a ton of plans for after work
and i work from 1-6
then i get a call from my parents.
they wont let me go out, and want me to come home.
so i cancel all the things i coulda done..... could watched shark tale/shawn of hte dead with jessica.... poker with gary..... or hang out with candi....
instead i go home, and spend my friday at home. woot.........

so fking lame.


OH, and i got saturday school tomorrow. so much for sleeping in.

http://img40.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img40&image=feuerfreimovie.swf
cool video
BANG BANG

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=14428&item=2287780486&rd=1
evil in toast
I SEE IT!

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/chickenbarbiegirl.wmv
id hate to be this guy, i feel kinda bad for him

ok wtf. so masons randomly online looking for pictures of korean singers or something.
and he finds this
http://www.solid07.net/forums/index.php?showtopic=72018
LOL








oh, and to make my week worse, im baking cookies.
and my mom turns off the timer i set, then she doesnt turn off the oven.......... so my cookies are burned now.
im so angry.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&rd=1&item=5542158282&ssPageName=STRK:MESE:IT#ebayphotohosting
750$ to write poetry?

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best wrapping paper ever
http://www.tshirthell.com/miscpages/wrap_happy.shtml
http://www.tshirthell.com/miscpages/wrap_ethiopia.shtml
http://www.tshirthell.com/miscpages/wrap_tearing.shtml
http://www.tshirthell.com/miscpages/wrap_special.shtml

http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?t=216473
nintendo DS is pwned....



and wtf, now only ONE of my FOUR speakers for my comps is working. WTFF

oh.... and i have saturday school this weekend

OMG, to make matters worse, DO YOU KNOW WHAT I REALIZED TODAY?!
the deadline to get my car smogged was YESTERDAY!!!!!!!
FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK, so now i gotta pay an extra 20 bucks.
bleh.
if i just saw it a lil eariler, i wouldnt be 20 bucks richer.
oh well, my dad will pay me back

and just to make sure this would be one of the worst weeks of my life, the powers above deemed it necessary to kill my system today.
so i start teh car for lunch, and the music starts playing. no problem. its not even up loud,maybe like 2/3 of what would be consitered "loud."
anyways, its playing for about 30 seconds ok, then BAM, no bass.
wtf? im thinking maybe its just this section of the song has no bass, then i know somethings fucked up.
so i turn the music down, and i hear my subs..... rattling.... or something. some really bad sound. really bad. its worse than rattling, its like..... AHHHHh no, its just bad.
so fuck, i need to see my audio guy agian. fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
i HOPE I DONT HAVE TO REPLACE MY SUBS OR AMP. god, that would be terrible.
hes said i mighta blown a fuse in the amp... i hope its replacable, and cheap.
i dont have the money to spend on this anymore.
just last night i was thinking about how i was "done" with ICE (in car entertainment). and this happens. fuackkkkkkkkk

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http://public.fotki.com/huydo/portfolio/
nics pics

http://www.negative-shock.net/view_vid.php?id=163
this guy likes footballa LIL too much

http://g.msn.com/0VD0/02/26?m=ff_10gross_spiders.wmv&csid=3&sd=mbr
omg, i wouldnt do this for all the money in the world

this m3 is beautiful
http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?p=2191850

http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?t=216200
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
:cry:

http://media.big-boys.com/files06/bbpics/pic0359.jpg
haha, owned

http://www.engadget.com/entry/1234000610023097/
hmmmm i wanna try hacking my ipod. but i dont wanna lose all my data

damnit, god hates me.
so i go take my physics test with all my formulas and stuff in my calculator.
and right at the begining of my test.... like question 3, my calculator gets fucked up.
it runs outa memory and wont even do problems anymore.... SHIT!
so i try to fix it, i clear the RAM. nope, still not working.
i try clearing the FLashROM.... nope sitll not working
and i check my notes.... THEYRE ALL GONEE!!!!
so there goes everything i know about physics.
so i take the rest of the test with no formulas, knowing nothing, using mr nelson's calculator.
so then i try to fix my calculator agian, i clear EVERYTHING.
and yup, everything dissapears. i lost my programs, everything.
now i have to reinstall them.
goddamn, i dunno how
damnit

http://members.cox.net/wiz-scoobs/snowball.html
mhmm

http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?t=215911
sooooo who wants a motarola razr
i know i do...

siLEntTriGGr: what do u call magic johnson in a wheelchair?
typicalxreject: uhm DISABLED!
typicalxreject: no no wait
typicalxreject: special ed!
typicalxreject: hmm
typicalxreject: wait
typicalxreject: theres probably a better one
typicalxreject: give me a sec
siLEntTriGGr: haha
typicalxreject: ok no i give up
siLEntTriGGr: so you give up?
typicalxreject: hole in one?
typicalxreject: SLAM DUNK!
siLEntTriGGr: nope
typicalxreject: what?
siLEntTriGGr: how does htat even make sense
siLEntTriGGr: lol
siLEntTriGGr: ready?
typicalxreject: yes
siLEntTriGGr: rollaids
typicalxreject: wait wait
typicalxreject: oh
typicalxreject: wait i dont get it... does magic johnson have aids?
siLEntTriGGr: WOW
typicalxreject: .........
typicalxreject: EXPLAIN IT
siLEntTriGGr: sighhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
typicalxreject: please?
siLEntTriGGr: yes, he has aids
typicalxreject: really?
siLEntTriGGr: yes
typicalxreject: seriously?
siLEntTriGGr: yes
typicalxreject: oh
typicalxreject: well...
siLEntTriGGr: ?
typicalxreject: i would have said roll aids if i knew he had aids
typicalxreject: but i dont keep up with football

http://techtvblooper.ytmnd.com/
i was eatin my nuts


WOW. hahaha

guess who has the new luda album

http://www.designkinky.com/ludacris_redlight_district.zip
red light district

hmmmmmm sooooooooooo
i hate this weather.
its freezing, and its gloomy, and it make me feel miserable.
i wanna be in bed, all warm and sleeping.
but i cant, cuz school sucks

you know what i realized at school today?
that its almost impossible to think about nothing.
we were doing our "zen" concentration time. and enoch told us to clear our minds.
i tried, but i couldnt. i would start thinking about something, and i wouldnt even realize it.
like, id start thinking about how hard it is to think about nothing.
then id start thinking about how it was probably impossible
and etc etc.
yeah, i found that weird, you should try sometime.


tried to save mike ng's college essays at work today. no dice.

i'll just "add this to cart"....
http://www.turnermotorsport.com/html/detail.asp?PRODUCT_ID=LM03
lol, i'll take 5.....




http://www.wheelsnext.com/order_status.phtml?email=shadowraycer86@hotmail.com&ok=125371
hmmmmm where the fock is the tracking information.........

x a j u i c e: i might be moving to riverside
x a j u i c e: we can sex
x a j u i c e: because my cousin doesn't want to move until summer
x a j u i c e: but i want to leave soon
x a j u i c e: and i can move in with my best friend, because he's moving to riverside
x a j u i c e: he said i could stay with him
siLEntTriGGr: hour and a half
siLEntTriGGr: not so bad
siLEntTriGGr: lol
siLEntTriGGr: i'll meet u haflway
x a j u i c e: sweet
x a j u i c e: you better not be gay in real life

siLEntTriGGr: get me a sandwhich
YINYANGILRIE: shut the hell up
YINYANGILRIE: get your own sandwhich
siLEntTriGGr: bitch! get me a sandwhich!
siLEntTriGGr: :slaps ass:
YINYANGILRIE: hahaha
YINYANGILRIE: ::crawls into kitchen"
siLEntTriGGr: thats better
siLEntTriGGr: haha
siLEntTriGGr: you'll make a good wife

siLEntTriGGr: is crunk geting drunk
siLEntTriGGr: or drunk+drugs
x a j u i c e: um, crunk can be just drunk
x a j u i c e: crunk is more of a state of being
siLEntTriGGr: LOL

calystar: im so duinrk
siLEntTriGGr: LOLLLL
siLEntTriGGr: awesome
calystar: im soooo duirnk

gotta love it. hahahah

http://albinoblacksheep.com/video/guitar.php
guitar skillzzzzzzzz

ok, so remember how i got angry when my mom took my car to pick up my bro.
well, if you thought u was a selfish bastard or something. this should change your mind.
I WAS RIGHT.
so my mom takes her own car to pick up my bro today.
and turns out, on the way there, she totally runs a red light.
and almost gets into a car accident.
lol, wow, talk about a severe case of "i told you so"

remember how she was like "its just a 10 minute drive, its nothing."
so after i found out, i was like "so... its just a 10 minute drive right? nothing can happen."
and she goes "it just takes a couple seconds for an accident to happen."
EXACTLY!!!! wtf?!

to top it all off, after she ran the red light and picked up my bro,she started to yell at him. saying it was his fault she almost got into a car accident, cuz he needed the ride and wouldnt walk home. lol

woooooooo, i got my cell phone back.
the dance teacher brought it to my house.
so now im wondering whos numbers these are?
*064153
*861901

http://www.fox.com/familyguy/
yessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
ITS BACK!!
bout timeeeeeee

SD people:
http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?t=215331
:(

SD people:
http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?t=215331
:(d

x a j u i c e: lol wtf... this guy just told me a joke... what is the most confusing day in harlem
siLEntTriGGr: ummmmmmmmmmm
siLEntTriGGr: payday?
x a j u i c e: father's day
siLEntTriGGr: LOLL

Jessgirl5000: i watched the funniest thing on the mexican tv channel today
siLEntTriGGr: what?
Jessgirl5000: these people do challenges to apply for a green card
Jessgirl5000: its soo funny
siLEntTriGGr: LOL
siLEntTriGGr: wtf?
siLEntTriGGr: was it in english
Jessgirl5000: like the challenge is soo funny
Jessgirl5000: its how many lawns you can mow in 5 minutes
Jessgirl5000: its all in spanish
siLEntTriGGr: how do you know it was for a green card
siLEntTriGGr: did u hear verde a lot
siLEntTriGGr: hah
Jessgirl5000: its called gana verde
siLEntTriGGr: lol
siLEntTriGGr: they were saying that?
Jessgirl5000: thats what the show is called1
siLEntTriGGr: LOL

really likin this band right now, so im reposting it.
http://www.purevolume.com/andtheniturnedsevenmn

so, i left my cell phone at finale....
i dont know where it is.
so dont call it, let me know if anyone knows where it is/who has it.
till then, call my house.
9913069

http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?p=2178641#post2178641
sweet

http://www.xmodsrc.com
someone get me this for xmas :P

http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?p=2178556
talk about slammmmeeedddddd

so i went to UCI today...... pretty fun.
too bad we didnt leave till like 4:30, and got stuck in all the traffic.... i wonder why.... cough cough.....
anyways, it was pretty cool, i met most of tiff's friends, who are cool.
we went to irvine spectrum, where it started to rain. and i had to hop from umbrella to roof to overhang, so that i wouldnt get my shoes wet..... water damages suede! i didnt know it was gonna rain!
scott=loves sex anally.
"honk 4 cock." ROFL, good way to leave an impression matt.
and jenna barfs her food to taste it agian...... lol. ok

then we went back and played hold em.
which i lost to agian
i was freaking all in, and i had a pair of jacks, the other guy has like 5s, and he freaking gets 2 pair on the RIVER. so gayyyyyyyyyyyy.
yeah, good times

the drive home was...... um.... exciting?
there was a broken down car in the emergency lane with its blinkers on, half of it was sticking into the left lane (which we were in).
so scott dodges that, close....... and then he notices that the car in front of us is slowing down A LOT.
so he brakes, but we werent gonna make it in time. so he swerves lanes, and we live.... barely. lol

http://www.askmen.com/video/2004_nov/nov24_man_show.html
omg, man show is awesome.
i miss the old guys :(

ok, so thanks to everyone who remembered my bday, and those who wished me a happy one. lol it means a lot. thanks guys :-D.
so i went to lawry's wit my family (and cuz) for dinner. it was good.
my cuz is a funny ass kid. he drives a black VW bug. LOL he has the funniest stories of people laughing at him driving it..... lucky bastard is gonna get a 30,000$ car in a month or so tho.

so my mom gave me n my cuz presents. when my cousin opened his, it was..... donald trumps book on how to be successful or whatever.
i was like.... so i was thinking "LOL! what a shitty present.. that sucks"
and i open mine, I GOT THE SAME DAMN THING!! lol. damnit. (plus some money... shhh)

anyways, on the way to lawry's we saw some awesome cars.
FERARRI ENZO
porsche cayanenenfnennf with gemballa kit...
and a really nice porsche turbo w/ kit, rims, drop, etc.

BEST STORY THO!
on the freeway, i saw this old crappy sky blue colored benz..... it was all old and beat up. the license plate said "MR STYLE"
ROFL!!!!!!!!! i tried to get a pic, but nope.... didnt get anything.

ok, so, nobody really needs to get me anything for my bday.... cept one thing.
SOMEBODY WASH MY CAR OR TAKE IT TO GET WASHED!!! its been like 2-3 months since the last wash, and its too cold, i dont wanna wash it myself. :(
my car has like a thick layer of dirt on it. and its got writing all over it, and hand prints, and butt marks. lol damnit.

speaking of my car..... its time for me to get back into the modding scene now that college apps are done.

so,
1: get wheels already!!
2: ctr lip.............. yah..... its like..... totally custom........
3: misc CF things/accents. pillars, gauge pannel/rings.
4: xenons.... maybe

:D

http://www.world-cnn.com/2004/WORLD/americas/11/30/bush.arrest/index.html
wow, is this true?
im thinking we're gonna fk canada up if it is

http://triton.tpd.tno.nl/gigazoom/Delft2.htm
this is nuts, i dont know where it is. but look how close u can look! you can read license plates!
maybe someone will look in a window and find some ppl having sex or something. lol

http://triton.tpd.tno.nl/gigazoom/Delft2.htm
this is nuts, i dont know where it is. but look how close u can look! you can read license plates!
maybe someone will look in a window and find some ppl having sex or something. lol

siLEntTriGGr: ok
siLEntTriGGr: so
siLEntTriGGr: a long time ago
siLEntTriGGr: i was like 10
siLEntTriGGr: and i was at these high school kids
siLEntTriGGr: house
siLEntTriGGr: and he had a cup on his table
siLEntTriGGr: and i pick it up
siLEntTriGGr: and im like
siLEntTriGGr: whats this?
siLEntTriGGr: and i put around my mouth and nose
siLEntTriGGr: and im like
siLEntTriGGr: is this a mask?
siLEntTriGGr: and hes like, its a cup, u put it around your balls.
siLEntTriGGr: im like...... haha, yah right
siLEntTriGGr: and then like, years and years later
siLEntTriGGr: i figure out its the turth
o dear jenz here: ROFL
o dear jenz here: HAHAHAHAHAHA
o dear jenz here: woow, gg
siLEntTriGGr: mhmm
siLEntTriGGr: i wins
o dear jenz here: when i was really young
o dear jenz here: i wanted to sleep with my sister when she was still a baby
o dear jenz here: and her crib was in my [parents room
siLEntTriGGr: mhm
o dear jenz here: so they told me to sleep on the floor
o dear jenz here: during the nite
siLEntTriGGr: lol
siLEntTriGGr: ok
o dear jenz here: noise of my parents... woke me up
o dear jenz here: i was like whats going on
o dear jenz here: and they told me to go back to sleep
o dear jenz here: and that they were "talking:
siLEntTriGGr: OMG

OMG, buttfuck!
so i get a letter from the college board today
im an "AP Scholar"!!! yayeeeeeeeeee
its for like, "good" ap scores or something. even tho i didnt do that "well." i guess compared to most people its good? i dunno. outside of oak park maybe. haha
rofl. wow, about 3 days too late douchebags. i turned in my college apps 2 days ago.
this woulda been perfect too, fill up that last awards bracket.
damnit!
i doubt it woulda made a difference, but it wouldnt have hurt.



anyways, i wanna bump this link, funny as shit in case u didnt see it before
http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/showthread.php?t=673824&page=1&pp=25

http://www.fototime.com/inv/1AAE40DD7647C06
nice bmw backgrounds

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http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?t=214394

http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?t=214365
oh my, this is really weird.
talk about owned.....

my mom is such a horrible person
i cant believe such an evil, selfish person exists
if she werent my mom, i would have socked her in teh fucking face today
i cannot think of a word bad enough to describe her.
seriously, i cant believe it.

the one thing i fear most in my life, is growing up and marrying a girl like her.
i dont want to be like my dad
he hates this family, i dont blame him
i feel sorry for him
sorry for putting u through all this shit dad

http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/showthread.php?t=673824&page=1&pp=25
one of the funniest threads out in a while

http://stealth.squatjuice.com/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.pl?board=muddy;action=display;num=1092001354;start=60
this ones almost as funny as the first