Tuesday, November 30, 2004

http://www.purevolume.com/andtheniturnedsevenmn
goodbye, forever
yay emo
X2 ShaiNa 2x: hey loser
siLEntTriGGr: hi love
X2 ShaiNa 2x: hiii
siLEntTriGGr: you know
siLEntTriGGr: if you do that some day
siLEntTriGGr: and i have a friend over
siLEntTriGGr: they might not think im as cool
X2 ShaiNa 2x: hahahahha
X2 ShaiNa 2x: sorry
siLEntTriGGr: yah
siLEntTriGGr: it could hurt my rep
X2 ShaiNa 2x: haha
X2 ShaiNa 2x: okay..start over
X2 ShaiNa 2x: hey hottie!!
siLEntTriGGr: werdddddd
siLEntTriGGr: sup, booty call
siLEntTriGGr: rofl
X2 ShaiNa 2x: hahaha
http://www.abum.com/?show_media=2821&file_type=Movies
talk about owned.
ROFL
http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?t=213972
holy crap, i bet this dumbass regrets it
www.purevolume.com/meriwether
Putting to sleep a lion

Monday, November 29, 2004

http://gprime.net/video.php/pentapping
cool video
http://gprime.net/video.php/tonyhawkstarwarskid
star wars kid is on tony hawk pro skater?
http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?t=213721
this thread rules. lol
i heard a friend of mine got "help! im stuck in a fortune cookie making factory!"
so my mom took my car to pick up my brother from school.
i always ask her not to drive my car. and she always does anyways, without asking.
its not like she doesnt have her own car. shes just too lazy to open the garage or something.

so when she gets back
me: how come you always take my car
mom: i havnt for a long time!
me: um... remember what happened last time? you killed my battery and i had to spend $100 to replace it.
mom: you spent $100? not dad?
me: yes me, are you going to pay me back then?
mom: well are you gonna pay me back $350?
me: whats that for......
mom: the essay counselor
me: wth, i didnt even want that, you guys wanted to pay for him.
(there she goes agian, bringing random stuff out from nowhere)

a lil later
me: dont drive my car, you have your own
mom: its just 10 minutes to go pick up your brother
me: remember last time you took a 10 minute drive to pick up kevin... you killed my battery, and i spent $100
mom: (now she gets angry) fine, dont ever ask me to do anything for you agian. (and she walks outa room)

WTF, its not like im telling her to walk! i just dont like the idea of her scraping my car over speedbumps and curbs. god forbid she gets in an accident.....
she has her own damn car. use that.




http://micha-330cd.xv12.com/essen/essen48.jpg
http://www.damajoo.org/fotos/essen_2004/essen_2004_39.JPG
ive always wanted a white/black car..... mmmmm

gotta love porsches
http://micha-330cd.xv12.com/essen/essen50.jpg

Sunday, November 28, 2004

King 8 1 8 0: i have story for u, its leet
siLEntTriGGr: k
King 8 1 8 0: ok this thxgiving break, yesterday specifically
King 8 1 8 0: buncha friend went to olive garden to eat
King 8 1 8 0: to catch up
King 8 1 8 0: well, one of my friends has this friend who's dad struck it rich
King 8 1 8 0: his dad developed some kind of paper thin battery for cell phones
King 8 1 8 0: so they are multimillionares now
siLEntTriGGr: wowwwwwwwwww
siLEntTriGGr: wtf
siLEntTriGGr: sweet
King 8 1 8 0: and my friend(lauren, its a guy) said he met up with (ton, rich friend)
King 8 1 8 0: guess what car he drove up in
siLEntTriGGr: wow
siLEntTriGGr: aston martin
King 8 1 8 0: mclaren slr
http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?t=213414
what a baller

Saturday, November 27, 2004

oh boy, i just told my parents my shitty sat2 scores.
my mom just walked out of the room w/o saying anything, my dad just stared at a wall for 10 minutes.
ok, yeah, i know theyre shitty, i feel like crap, talk about making a person feel worse though.
oh noes! the world is gonna end.....
i understand that they're disappointed... but damn..... dont rub it in
sigh






oh yah, and earlier today:


this shit just gets worse and worse

so today, i ask my dad if i can go to the mall wit my friend. he says yes.
so im on the way to her house, and i get a call from my dad.
dad: come back home
me: why?!
dad: mom wants you to come back home.
me: ummm..... no
dad: please just come back home, your mom is screaming at me, i get all the blame when shes angry, etc
me: just let me talk to mom

-i argue with my mom-
she hangs up on me....
i call back
she answers
me: dad?
-she hangs up-

so i call agian, and my dad picks up this time.
i basically tell him that im not going to listen to someone whos so immature and wont act her age.
so we end up agreeing for me to come home early

Friday, November 26, 2004

omg, if there was any doubt in your mind about how fucking PSYCHO MY MOM IS. this will remove all doubt.
ok, heres my day.

we go to chinatown to eat. and near the end of dinner, my dad brings up the subject that i want a raise in work. (I currently get paid around $3/hour. its less than half of minimum wage i know, its a long story.) anyways, my mom is intent on not letting me get anymore than that. why? i dont know. she doesnt think i deserve minimum wage, or to be paid all the hours i work. she thinks working at this computer store is a "privelege" and will help me later on in life. i ask her, "umm.. how is this gonna help me later in life? am i going to make computers for a living shen i grow up?"
so im obviously winning the argument... why shouldnt i get paid at least minimum wage?!
so of course, my mom does what she always does when shes losing an argument. she turns to my dad and starts screaming at him too. also at this point, shes also doing her typical defense strategy. shes bringing up all these random irrevelant things against me from the past, so she can have something to yell at me about. btw, at this point, my mom is yelling in the restaurant, and everyone is watching me. my dad is on my side this time, and he tells her to stop yelling. and my mom does her typical response:
mom: IM NOT YELLING!!!!
us: yeah you are...
mom: WELL YOU STARTED IT!!!!
us: calm down, why are you so angry???
mom: BECAUSE YOU ALL ATTACK ME
us: ....
mom: YOU GUYS ARE ALWAYS AGAINST ME
um.... ok, why would we agree with you when youre obviously WRONG.

so anyways, she loses. and of course, she falls back on her immature tactics.
she runs out of the fucking restaurant. agian.
thats what fucking 14 year old girls do when they get mad at their parents.
my mom is almost 50.
the rest of us are just like.... "awww fuck, not agian"
so me, my bro, and my dad spend the next 2 hours wandering chinatown looking for her.
she has her cell phone off, of course, and wont turn it on.

she finally calls us 2 hours later, and tells us to pick her up.
so we do, and we find her sitting down, all pissed off, looking straight ahead, with bags next to her. (obviously, she went shopping while the rest of us walked like 5 miles looking for her)
but it was so funny, seeing her stupid immature stare, i had to try so hard not to just crack up in her face.

god.... when will it end.....

Thursday, November 25, 2004

oh yeah, happy thanksgiving you guys
dang, it was nice seeing all the college kids agian.
chillin at tiffs house till 3:30, lol, she prob wanted us out so bad.

Wednesday, November 24, 2004

X2 ShaiNa 2x: are you goin to an asian party
X2 ShaiNa 2x: what are those like
siLEntTriGGr: well
siLEntTriGGr: first we take the live dogs
siLEntTriGGr: and kill and cool them
siLEntTriGGr: then we walk around in big hats
siLEntTriGGr: and feed each other rice
siLEntTriGGr: then we all get together
siLEntTriGGr: and do math problems
siLEntTriGGr: whoever finnishes first gets a new calculator
X2 ShaiNa 2x: thats exactly how i pictured it
siLEntTriGGr: hahahah
siLEntTriGGr: i know u do
X2 ShaiNa 2x: that was so funny..thats going on my profile
siLEntTriGGr: hahaha
siLEntTriGGr: shoot
X2 ShaiNa 2x: hold on
siLEntTriGGr: its a secret tho
siLEntTriGGr: my ancestors will get mad
http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?t=212662&page=1&pp=20
talk about overpriced.....
this is why i hate modding, they think those paddles were sent down by god or something?
http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?t=212662&page=1&pp=20
talk about overpriced.....
this is why i hate modding, they think those paddles were sent down by god or something?
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Tuesday, November 23, 2004

x a j u i c e: i want to sleep
x a j u i c e: my head hurts so much
x a j u i c e: but i'll miss LB
x a j u i c e: i want to sleep
x a j u i c e: my head hurts so much
x a j u i c e: but i'll miss LB
http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?t=212509
this thread is hilarious.
comments are cracking me up.....
YINYANGILRIE: ohh
YINYANGILRIE: okayy
YINYANGILRIE: AJ's a girl?
siLEntTriGGr: lol


siLEntTriGGr: x a j u i c e guy or girl sn
dreamieChinadoll: ??
dreamieChinadoll: uhhh
dreamieChinadoll: girl
siLEntTriGGr: lol
siLEntTriGGr: why
dreamieChinadoll: juice??
dreamieChinadoll: sounds like a girl


siLEntTriGGr: x a j u i c e guy or girl sn
x x e b a b e: girl
x x e b a b e: it has juice
x x e b a b e: am i rite?
siLEntTriGGr: hahahh
siLEntTriGGr: no
x x e b a b e: oops




x a j u i c e: i don't see it
siLEntTriGGr: lol
siLEntTriGGr: my bro thought u were a girl
x a j u i c e: i don't see how this is a girl sn
siLEntTriGGr: lol
x a j u i c e: how
x a j u i c e: how
x a j u i c e: explain it
x a j u i c e: now
siLEntTriGGr: i dunno
x a j u i c e: if you can't explain it, it's not a girl sn
x a j u i c e: wtf, i don't understand
x a j u i c e: i hate you all
siLEntTriGGr: hahah
x a j u i c e: just because my sn doesn't have... stuff guys have in their sns
x a j u i c e: like.. cars
x a j u i c e: guns
x a j u i c e: or boy
x a j u i c e: fjdsklfjdsakljfkldasjf
x a j u i c e: fags
Auto response from x a j u i c e: fuck you jason. fuck you and your friends and brother.
x a j u i c e: fags
x a j u i c e: see, do i have babe
x a j u i c e: in my sn
x a j u i c e: no
x a j u i c e: ask them about hasbigsausage
x a j u i c e: and tell them that's a girl sn
siLEntTriGGr: haha
siLEntTriGGr: woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
x a j u i c e: you guys are fags
siLEntTriGGr: good stuff mang
x a j u i c e: really.. all the guys on my buddylist have guy stuff in their sn and i think that's gay
x a j u i c e: whatever
x a j u i c e: i hate you
siLEntTriGGr: why me
x a j u i c e: for having gay friends
siLEntTriGGr: lol
siLEntTriGGr: ididnt make hte sn
x a j u i c e: but you did choose to have gay friends
siLEntTriGGr: haha
x a j u i c e: i'm the hottest girl your friends have ever talked to
x a j u i c e: that's why they are gay
siLEntTriGGr: lol
x a j u i c e: explain how juice is girl
x a j u i c e: girls don't have man juice
x a j u i c e: whatever
x a j u i c e: you guys are gay
siLEntTriGGr: LOL

so i got a saturday school today. fuck my school
i woke up today at 8:00, my school starts at 8:05. whoops
So, i rush everything, and get to school at 8:11. i decide to park in the library parking lot, cuz the normal parking lot is a 5 minute walk to class. library parking lot is like 30 seconds.
so i take off my parking permit and park.

so 3rd period comes along, and i get a note to see mr heard. fuck
so it turns out, parking in the library parking lot is an automatic saturday school.
yah. ok, fuck that. where does it say that. no warning?
fuckers.

im a good kid for 4 years, and i park in the library parking lot for one day, so that i wouldnt be super late for school, and the school fucks me.
i mean, i just shouldnt have showed up, the school gets money if i show up.
i show up for class, get good scores on the star testing or w/e its called, that makes them money.
(in case you didnt know, the school gets money from the govern based on how many people show up to school, and the kind of scores they get on standardized testing. and i rarely ever miss school and get like 99 percentiles down the row)
and they fuck me cuz i didnt want to be late(r) for school!
this school sucks balls.
mother fucker.

i mean cmon, i took my parking permit off, that means, they went to the parking lot, took down all the license plate numbers and then scanned for it.
so lame, dont they have better stuff to do, like doing each other in the ass.
i shoulda wrote down my parents car/license plate as my own... that way if they searched for my license plate/car make, they owuldnt come up with anything. and if i get in trouble, i just say i used to drive that car and then i switched.
http://www.6speedonline.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=18799
rich mofos

Monday, November 22, 2004

before

http://home.iprimus.com.au/easton/still/still19.jpg





after....



driver+2 passengers died.
driver=owners son
one passenger was a pregnant 15 yr old...
so actually 4 dead.

makes u wanna slow down doesnt it.



news article: http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,11472350%255E421,00.html

discussions:
http://forums.vwvortex.com/zerothread?id=1697704
http://forums.dieselstation.com/index.php?showtopic=8563


this is why whenever i think about doing something stupid i think
"having some stupid fun is not worth crashing the car, or worse, dying/killing someone"
Jessgirl5000: omg i got locked in the fucking car again today!!
so guess who has jay-z vs linkin park- collision course?

http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?p=2146485
http://www.cookingwithcum.com/
omg is this for real?!
turn cheap vodka into good voka!
http://www.ohmygoditburns.com/wordpress/index.php?m=20041105
http://photobucket.com/albums/v244/KT-So/ExtremeautofestLV/
KT-SO's photo album!!!!!!!!
feel blessed to be here.....
http://photobucket.com/albums/v244/KT-So/


:drool:
http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?t=212161
holy SHIT look at the cars this family has?!?!?
omg balling in malaysia.....

be sure to scroll to the bottom...

Sunday, November 21, 2004

http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showpost.php?p=2143646&postcount=5
bowling for soup- 1985
pretty good song, funny music vid
you know.
the relient k cd, is soooooooooooooooooooooooo good.
i really really really highly recommend it you guys....
so good.......
Jessgirl5000: today i bought loreal kids shampoo
Jessgirl5000: and it smells like strawberries
Jessgirl5000: smells soooo good
Jessgirl5000: omg i want to like eat it!
Jessgirl5000: haha
siLEntTriGGr: LOL
siLEntTriGGr: yeah
siLEntTriGGr: i have watermellon gel....
siLEntTriGGr: it smells like um, bubblicious watermellon gum
siLEntTriGGr: and i want to taste it
Jessgirl5000: i dare you to eat it
siLEntTriGGr: if u eat ur shampoo
Jessgirl5000: fine
Jessgirl5000: i just did
Jessgirl5000: go eat your gel
siLEntTriGGr: ok same here
siLEntTriGGr: not bad
Jessgirl5000: hahaha
Jessgirl5000: no really eat it
siLEntTriGGr: you too
Jessgirl5000: jsut a little bit
siLEntTriGGr: YOURE EVIL
siLEntTriGGr: you really want me to eat it
siLEntTriGGr: seriously
siLEntTriGGr: lol wtf
Jessgirl5000: yeah
siLEntTriGGr: you really think i will?
Jessgirl5000: please
Jessgirl5000: please just eat it
Jessgirl5000: i want to see what happens
siLEntTriGGr: ............................
Jessgirl5000: pretty please!
siLEntTriGGr: why wont u eat the shampoo then
Jessgirl5000: cuz i already did
siLEntTriGGr: what did it taste like
Jessgirl5000: like strawberries
Jessgirl5000: soo good
Jessgirl5000: i ate the whole bottle
Jessgirl5000: so
Jessgirl5000: just eat a little bitty
siLEntTriGGr: OMG
I CANT BELEIVE
WE ARE
HAVING THIS CONVERSATION
Jessgirl5000: HAHAHA
Jessgirl5000: ok i officially love us
Jessgirl5000: my friend is getting sued!!
Jessgirl5000: he is getting owned to like the 10th power
siLEntTriGGr: for what
Jessgirl5000: he records wrestling matches off the tv and sells them on ebay
siLEntTriGGr: OUCH
Jessgirl5000: and the company found out and gave him a letter
siLEntTriGGr: who is suing him
Jessgirl5000: umm some wrestling people
Jessgirl5000: i know that the letters U and F
Jessgirl5000: are in there somwhere
Jessgirl5000: haha
Jessgirl5000: but its 125000$ for each video he sold
Jessgirl5000: he sold 20
damn, we didnt even get out of the airport before my mom was already screaming at me agian.
for college apps.




oooh... on a brighter note.....
http://www.carandmodel.com/featuredmodel/15.php
i got a shout out!!
its somewhere there.... at the bottom somewhere...... one of those 500 names. lol

Some people from my BMW forum for providing me for days on end of entertainment as a cure to my severe boredom: Nonny, Macro, Noah, Amilio, Det, AceDaKing, Tuscan, Frankie (both of them, white M3 and not), DJ FreakWangZ, M3RearViewMirror, Artan, Tre, Jason, Alex, Charlie, Raja, Chris Gallevo, Justin (bouncer for 75 Cents), Huy, Roger, and last but not least, Ximian.

SEE?!
who wants a dvd rewinder for xmas
http://dvdrewinder.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&products_id=1&zenid=948907009773b5f4d73b6fe7865a54fb
http://sports.espn.go.com/broadband/motion/showcase/index?videos=1927343
video from the pistons game.... pretty insane

Saturday, November 20, 2004

http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?t=211604
nice ass porsche.


http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?t=211487
nice ass shop


http://www.rpmrevolution.com/content/gallery/infiniti/m45.jpg
m45s are mobster
Jessgirl5000: im going to irvine to eat
siLEntTriGGr: so far tho
Jessgirl5000: yeah
Jessgirl5000: oh well
siLEntTriGGr: alright
siLEntTriGGr: have fun
siLEntTriGGr: bring me back a souvineer
Jessgirl5000: haha wth
Jessgirl5000: theres nothing to bring back!
siLEntTriGGr: yeah there is
Jessgirl5000: what
Jessgirl5000: authentic irvine rocks and dirt?
x a j u i c e: sorry, i had to take a shower in cold water because we're too poor for hot water
siLEntTriGGr: HAHA
siLEntTriGGr: you fag
siLEntTriGGr: i havnt even taken a shower in a week
siLEntTriGGr: we're too poor to afford water
x a j u i c e: lies
siLEntTriGGr: true
x a j u i c e: you took a shower a couple days ago
x a j u i c e: brb, i need to see if we have any food left over from last year

Friday, November 19, 2004

http://cgi.audioasylum.com/systems/663.html
wow, i wonder how much that cost
GRACIE WONton: today i ran into a door
GRACIE WONton: nd it wasnt even moving
GRACIE WONton: i juss walked into it
siLEntTriGGr: good for you
GRACIE WONton: haha
GRACIE WONton: im very smart
siLEntTriGGr: sharpening up your motor skills?
GRACIE WONton: course
siLEntTriGGr: doors make you smarter
GRACIE WONton: haha
GRACIE WONton: i bet
siLEntTriGGr: especially ones with spikes on them
siLEntTriGGr: and electrocuted
GRACIE WONton: ggaahh
siLEntTriGGr: lol
siLEntTriGGr: yeah
siLEntTriGGr: tahts wat youd sound like

Thursday, November 18, 2004

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v197/val2iant/Michael.jpg
michael looks like mason!

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v197/val2iant/DSCF0259.jpg
hahaha


http://www.circuitcity.com/ssm/Hasbro-PLAY-NOW-Mini-MP3-Player--071865B-/sem/rpsm/oid/110609/rpem/ccd/productDetail.do
omg that is the best mp3 player ever. ROFL
good xmas present hehehe




oh, and i have the best story from today. nutty
crazy
whenever i listen to my fav rock songs now...
they make me sick to my stomach.
Jessgirl5000: and i think i accidentally turned down a new car
Jessgirl5000: haha
Jessgirl5000: she said 3 series were the best cars for kids our age
Jessgirl5000: and i was like not necessarily
Jessgirl5000: its not like the best car
Jessgirl5000: and shes like oh
Jessgirl5000: forget it then
Jessgirl5000: and then she brought it up again when dad was in the car
Jessgirl5000: and then she said how its too hard to get me a new car cuz i will turn it down
siLEntTriGGr: yeah
siLEntTriGGr: you freaking
siLEntTriGGr: GOD
siLEntTriGGr: IM SO ANGRY AT YOU
Jessgirl5000: why?
siLEntTriGGr: this is what you get for always wanting to argue
Jessgirl5000: well oh well
siLEntTriGGr: -_-
Jessgirl5000: i couldnt help it!
ever heard of kates playground?
http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?t=211396

Wednesday, November 17, 2004

http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?t=211278
Hmmm asian camera phone. lol
http://zattevrienden.realroot.be/depanneren.htm
volvo > benz
Jessgirl5000: i used to go to private school
Jessgirl5000: and they made us go to the chapel on thursdays
Jessgirl5000: and you would get extra points if you dont fall asleep
most advanced transformer ever?
i think so
http://history.cookiethievery.com/071904/


siLEntTriGGr: wat if u wore that for halloween
siLEntTriGGr: at school
siLEntTriGGr: rofl
x a j u i c e: hahahhah
siLEntTriGGr: what are you?
x a j u i c e: sex
siLEntTriGGr: and you just drop onto hte ground
x a j u i c e: hahaha
x a j u i c e: would you be able to fit in the door?
siLEntTriGGr: lol
siLEntTriGGr: who knows
siLEntTriGGr: hahahah
siLEntTriGGr: turn into a box
siLEntTriGGr: and crawl through
x a j u i c e: hahahhaha
x a j u i c e: omg
x a j u i c e: so gay
x a j u i c e: hahaha
its time to change my blog template.
ive been missing out.
the new blogs have all these neat features that im missing out on cuz im u sing a custom template
on the lil jon album:

siLEntTriGGr: omg so much cussing
siLEntTriGGr: lil jon
siLEntTriGGr: haha
x a j u i c e: told you
siLEntTriGGr: its even offending to me
siLEntTriGGr: hahaha
x a j u i c e: it's not even music anymore
siLEntTriGGr: i know
x a j u i c e: it's just... swearing
siLEntTriGGr: just screaming cussing
siLEntTriGGr: rofl
x a j u i c e: listen to lovers and friends yet?
siLEntTriGGr: WHY U FUCKIN WIT ME, STOP FUCKING WITH MEEE
repeat x2342356

Tuesday, November 16, 2004



http://store.shopodd.com/unisex-tees.html
Jessgirl5000: but it was weird
Jessgirl5000: IT WAS WEIRD!!!
Jessgirl5000: THIS IS ALL WEIRD!!!!!!!!!!
this is definantly the worst week ever.
lets see.
bio test tomorrow
physics quiz thursday
big ass gay essay due wednesday
college apps essays
not to mention its actually a full week.

but really, theres other stuff
sigh
somethings wrong with me..

it just all builds up in one week.

Monday, November 15, 2004

things will get better in college
right?
....right?

they better... its all i have right now
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/cooldanceguy.wmv
OMG HAHAHAHAH
this guy gets OWNEDDDDDD
you gotta watch till the end.


i wish this were me
http://www.6speedonline.com/gallery/data/500/147My_dad-med.JPG?5507
Jessgirl5000: well we were kicking and punching each other
siLEntTriGGr: see, youre already starting the abusive relationshios
Jessgirl5000: and then he got me pretty good
Jessgirl5000: and then i kicked him really hard
Jessgirl5000: and then he punched my arm
Jessgirl5000: so i took his tennis racket and i hit him back
Jessgirl5000: then he drank my apple juice
Jessgirl5000: which drove me crazy
siLEntTriGGr: LOL
siLEntTriGGr: wow
siLEntTriGGr: he won
siLEntTriGGr: apple juice just ends it all
Jessgirl5000: have you ever gotten very very mad
siLEntTriGGr: never
siLEntTriGGr: ever
siLEntTriGGr: been mad
Jessgirl5000: how come
siLEntTriGGr: i dunno
siLEntTriGGr: im cool like that
Jessgirl5000: haha
siLEntTriGGr: i never get mad
siLEntTriGGr: actually
siLEntTriGGr: just once
Jessgirl5000: when
siLEntTriGGr: can you guess?
Jessgirl5000: uhh no
Jessgirl5000: omg if you say anything about the car
Jessgirl5000: dont
siLEntTriGGr: hahahhhaha
HOLY CRAP
http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?t=210663
andrew got his car jacked.... good luck man......

heres his car :(
http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?t=204650&highlight=andrew
haha.... wow
http://easylink.playstream.com/katu/041115anna_nicole_11am.wvx
siLEntTriGGr (6:36:43 PM): its like a contest
o dear jenz here signed off at 7:22:53 PM.
o dear jenz here signed on at 7:22:59 PM.
o dear jenz here (7:23:01 PM): how horrible
o dear jenz here (7:23:14 PM): rofl, ask for a gt
siLEntTriGGr (7:23:15 PM): wtf?
o dear jenz here (7:23:16 PM): carerra
siLEntTriGGr (7:23:19 PM): dude
siLEntTriGGr (7:23:21 PM): thats an hour late
o dear jenz here (7:23:26 PM): sorry GAWD
Jessgirl5000: well theres huge fucking scrapes on the door and a dent
siLEntTriGGr: hm
siLEntTriGGr: dont bother repairing it, just ttell him to give u money
siLEntTriGGr: lol
Jessgirl5000: well my mom wants to get me a new car now
siLEntTriGGr: lol
siLEntTriGGr: lucky you
Jessgirl5000: but out of spite i dont want to
Jessgirl5000: i want him to fix that fucking door
siLEntTriGGr: WHAT
siLEntTriGGr: GET A NEW CAR YOU
Jessgirl5000: no!
Jessgirl5000: i refuse
Jessgirl5000: i want him to fix that goddamn door
http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?t=210435&page=1&pp=20
such a clean stereo.......

look at his awesome bunny
http://photos.e46fanatics.com/data/500/4126bunny.jpg
http://www.infonegocio.com/xeron/bruno/yesno.swf
wtf?


http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?t=210614
ouch


http://www.tomshardware.com/cpu/20010917/heatvideo-05.html#download_the_first_toms_hardware_test_lab_video
amd vs intel
watch the amd chip BURNNNNN
hey, but its faster http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?t=210572

Sunday, November 14, 2004

http://soulesschild.hiveports.com/love.html
http://mirrors.meepzorp.com/moose-vs-car/
ow
typicalxreject: i dont like fatburger
siLEntTriGGr: idoo
typicalxreject: its too greasy
siLEntTriGGr: lol
siLEntTriGGr: in n out isnt?
typicalxreject: no
typicalxreject: well
typicalxreject: its healthy grease
http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?p=2120892
best x5 evar
i like u
http://www.scrolllock.nl/



ok, and now since i make u smile,
how bout u come and help me wash my car
its filthy.
i dont think ive washed it since it first started raining 1+ months ago.

Saturday, November 13, 2004

people think im mean to my bro
he deserves everything he gets

so he turned off the light
and punched me in the jaw
so i tried to punch him back
and i hit the wall

that faggit
so today, the doorbell rang
and some there was this black guy at the door
and he was all like
im from boston, and i used to smoke crack
but then i found god

it was weird
oh my.....

DEFINANTLY NOT PARENT SAFE.
http://images.fleshdex.com/index.php?lid=61809
http://images.fleshdex.com/index.php?lid=61810

so with nothing to do late at night, i sent this pic to andrew for no reason. and out of the kindness of his soul, he decided to pimp out my ride for me. Posted by Hello

hmmmm notice the ghetto spraypaint and falling clear corner. talk about boredom at 4 am Posted by Hello

version 2 Posted by Hello

version 3 Posted by Hello
so guess what, i tore out my whole back seat.
it sounds a lot better now.
but whoever sits in the back loses. lol.
whatever, it sounds better!
its not THAT uncomfortable
sooo ghetto. hahaha
fuck college apps......
so, ive been promising myself since wednesday that id do em.
and i keep procrastinating
and today, i was like, "ok, im not going out till i finnish this"
to try to give myself some motivation to do it.
so its 8:15 now, and i have 0% progress, and im still looking for things to procastinate with
i suck.
siLEntTriGGr: u know
siLEntTriGGr: the only reason u got away with keying my car and kicking it is cuz ur not ugly
siLEntTriGGr: if an ugly girl did it
siLEntTriGGr: shit would hit the fan
siLEntTriGGr: kinda
Jessgirl5000: ahhaha
Jessgirl5000: so im not ugly
siLEntTriGGr: ur not
Jessgirl5000: ok
siLEntTriGGr: lol
Jessgirl5000: good then i can do whatever i want to you
siLEntTriGGr: no
siLEntTriGGr: you just get a little bit more slack
Jessgirl5000: hahaha
siLEntTriGGr: but uve pretty much used that all up already
Jessgirl5000: hahaha


Jessgirl5000: jason if you loved me more than the car you wouldnt be mad
siLEntTriGGr: dont push it
Jessgirl5000: hhaha
Jessgirl5000: you got mad at me cuz i cut you off although i wasnt trying to kill you
Jessgirl5000: and then when i allegedly keyed your car
siLEntTriGGr: but we didnt argue
Jessgirl5000: and when you locked me in the car
Jessgirl5000: and i started to kick at it
siLEntTriGGr: we didnt argue
siLEntTriGGr: lol
siLEntTriGGr: notice
Jessgirl5000: well i was mad
siLEntTriGGr: EVERYTIME WE "ARGUE"
IT HAS TO DO WITH MY CAR
siLEntTriGGr: lol
Jessgirl5000: its your car
Jessgirl5000: its cursed
siLEntTriGGr: lol
siLEntTriGGr: no
siLEntTriGGr: just leave it alone
siLEntTriGGr: and we'll be ok
Jessgirl5000: ok well next
Jessgirl5000: time
Jessgirl5000: dont lock me in the car
Jessgirl5000: or not wash your car
siLEntTriGGr: well
siLEntTriGGr: dont key it
siLEntTriGGr: or cut me off
Jessgirl5000: hahahah
Jessgirl5000: im still laughing
remember the civic nation commercial?
http://www.netpimpz.com/funny/civicreality.wmv
lol, i used to think all those cars were SWEET

whats the name of the song?
my head hurts
i need advil
i went down to get some
and i grabbed a breadstick
and now im back, still advilless
i totally forgot.
now i gotta go back down to get some
hope i dont grab another breadstick
haha, u know, its kinda funny.
since my moms been at taiwan for a few weeks.
on the day she left, our house was stocked with food.
and now that shes been gone for a while, its funny to see everything start disappearing.
our fridges are emptying, our stacks of bottled water is slowly disappearing, and all our tv dinners are almost gone. hahah. man, maybe we do need her.

Jessgirl5000: im a girl im allowed to change my mind at anytime
siLEntTriGGr: HAHA
siLEntTriGGr: wow
Jessgirl5000: haha
Jessgirl5000: its called girl privilege
Jessgirl5000: if a guy did it to a girl
Jessgirl5000: the girl will get mad
siLEntTriGGr: girlsssss
Jessgirl5000: but guys have to listen to the girl
Jessgirl5000: or they will get bitched at
siLEntTriGGr: :shake heads:
Jessgirl5000: so either way it has to go the girls way
siLEntTriGGr: so sad yet so true
Jessgirl5000: hahah
Jessgirl5000: im just telling the truth
Yin Yangilrie: pelase type propoerlky
so last night
went to jessicas house
her bro got halo 2
i played all night
lol
SHIT ITS FUN
i wanna get an xbox just for that game


Jessgirl5000: my brother says he cant beat the game without you
siLEntTriGGr: youre a funny guy
Assassin GT R: just like my FACE
Assassin GT R: OH
Assassin GT R: i mean
Assassin GT R: YOUR FACE
Assassin GT R: DAMNIT
Assassin GT R: FUCK
siLEntTriGGr: ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Assassin GT R: ill never go back to a boba place
Assassin GT R: bad memories :X
siLEntTriGGr: what
Assassin GT R: lol I almost got jumped by all these freakin koreans cause i was shooting boba's out of the straw
siLEntTriGGr: lol
Assassin GT R: and he walked in my way and it hit him in the eye
siLEntTriGGr: LOL
siLEntTriGGr: omg
Assassin GT R: some stupid korean gangster wannabe got all pissed
siLEntTriGGr: well
siLEntTriGGr: u hit him the eye
siLEntTriGGr: rofl
Assassin GT R: lol it was an ACCIDENT
siLEntTriGGr: id be pissed too

Friday, November 12, 2004

http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?t=209945
join these kids!
i got a free dvd burner from work today.
finally, something good came outa work.
but then agian, with real pay, i coulda bought 100 burners by now
http://www.jdj27x.com/haha.wmv
wow, this guy gets owned

Thursday, November 11, 2004

oh wow, i met the cockiest, most annoying kid today.
the whole time, he and his friend were bragging about his sound system.
so i ask him about it, turns out its this cheapo system. all power, no quality.
anyways, shaina goes "jason, dont u have a system?"
me: yeah
kid: oh, what kinda car do you have?
me: 3 series
kid: isnt that like... the cheapest bmw there is?
me: :laugh:
kid: isnt it? tell me if theres anything cheaper.
me: :ignores:

later-
kid: is your car fast?
me: not really
kid: ohh. thats too bad, ive been looking for someone that can compete with my camaro
my car is just too fast, i cant find someone that can keep up with me
me: :rolleyes:

later-
the kid pulls out a credit card.
kid: you see this? when you get one of these then you can talk. this means i have no spending limit.

WOW, so much restraint not to punch him.

he was this tiny skinny stringy lil dork. white kid with a curly redhead fro.




whatever, then after, i saw the incredibles
soooooooooooooooooooooo good. highly recommended
so good.

i also wanna see that race car cartoon too. i think its called "auto"
President Bush Orders Draft

shit
Daphne loves derby- the longest song

http://www.purevolume.com/daphnelovesderby/


damn... this song is good. so calming
havnt heard a song this soothing in a while.
just listen, you'll see.



wtf, aj knows these guys. lol
they got their name from a friend's birds?

Wednesday, November 10, 2004

ok, i went to the RICHEST house i have ever even seen for work today.
bigger than anything on mtv cribs.
i didnt know this kind of wealth existed anywhere near me.
its totally hidden in the hills off wendy drive.

anyways, going there, there was these huge speedbumps that i scraped my sideskirts on going over at .1 mpg.... dunno how that guy got his FERRARI F40 over those things.

so, on the way there, we get in their gated communty.... the whole community has aboue 5 families in it. and inside this community is two huge manmade lakes, with waterfalls to boot.

then we pull up to their big wooden elegant gate, with cameras staring, and they let us in.

and we get in and i start driving up the HILL to their house. along the way, theres paths leading off the main road... going to their guest houses, 5+ car garages, chimpanzee cages, horse ranch, etc. the guy has a golf cart to drive to diff parts of the property.
did i mention they have THREE CHIMPANZEES!!??!

so i finally get to the top of the hill. and wow.
its a castle. literally.
something out of the movies.
wow.
wowwwwwwwwwwwwww.
so big i cannot explain.
just imagine it.
now multiply that by 10.
this house is 5 times bigger than that mansion on top of the hill off kanan.

so we go in and wow.
each room has like, 20+ feet roofs. so elegant.
so rich.

BUT THEY STILL WERE USING DIALUP
HAHAHAA. cuz they were so hidden from everyone else, no dsl. suckersssss

i was afraid to take pics. i thought like, maybe hidden security guards would attack me and arrest me or something.
http://www.sorryeverybody.com/gallery/22/
aj is sorry

Tuesday, November 09, 2004

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OMG I GOT THE PLUG FOR MY SUBSS
my subs will live agiannnnnnnnn!
http://www.burntsheep.com/iLights/iLights.wmv
damn this is pretty sweet...


Yin Yangilrie: tha'ts so illigan
Yin Yangilrie: illigal
Yin Yangilrie: illegal
my throat is sore as hell, im probably dying
and my grades suck balls right now

i think i have a 3.5, its lame too, cuz im actually trying.
a lot of the grades werent my fault...... i tried damnit.
siLEntTriGGr: im jay kay
o dear jenz here: GAWD
o dear jenz here: SEE IF I EVER TALK TO YOU AGAIN

5 minutes later....
siLEntTriGGr: hey you
o dear jenz here: what
o dear jenz here: oh crap
siLEntTriGGr: what
o dear jenz here: i wasnt supposed to talk to you rofl
siLEntTriGGr: and my thorat hurts
hasbigsausage: that sucks
siLEntTriGGr: im gonna get so sick
hasbigsausage: no
hasbigsausage: don't talk like that
hasbigsausage: we're going to get through this

Monday, November 08, 2004

x a j u i c e: what about hamlet do you have to write about
siLEntTriGGr: oh
siLEntTriGGr: ummmmmm
siLEntTriGGr: enraping
siLEntTriGGr: intraping
siLEntTriGGr: i dunno
siLEntTriGGr: lol
x a j u i c e: lol
x a j u i c e: enraping
siLEntTriGGr: haha
siLEntTriGGr: i rule
x a j u i c e: a little bit
Yin Yangilrie: and onces he was pretending to punch ehr
Yin Yangilrie: and she got pissed
siLEntTriGGr: haha
Yin Yangilrie: and got him off guard, and like punched him in the CHEST.
Yin Yangilrie: he was totally staring at her in the middle of a jersey store
Yin Yangilrie: like
Yin Yangilrie: 'omfg bitch you wanna FUCKING MESS WITH ME HUH'
siLEntTriGGr: wtf
Yin Yangilrie: like this really gangster look in his eyes and he was all ready
so i remembered why i stopped listening to rock agian
it makes me sad
i started agian today. and damn.
all that ends up happening is me sitting here, spacing, listening and thinking; also wasting time.

The mile after- the only one
The mile after- let it down
relient k- be my escape.

i think i already posted em before.
damn good.
http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showpost.php?p=2105609&postcount=2
sexy ass g35 coupe
haha, office pranks are funny:
pictures:
http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showpost.php?p=2105423&postcount=12

http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showpost.php?p=2105450&postcount=14
http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showpost.php?p=2105450&postcount=15
http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showpost.php?p=2105450&postcount=16


heres the rest. no more pics tho
http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?t=208824

Sunday, November 07, 2004

hold em:
me vs gary.
the pots getting bigger and bigger
at the end, gary goes all in and i call.
i have a 2k, full house.

check out what happened
http://img116.exs.cx/img116/6606/Car002.jpg
damnnnnnn i wanna go to SEMA
thats my dream

http://www.pbase.com/nickacs/sema04_day1
http://www.pbase.com/nickacs/sema04_day2


check out this cayenne however u spell it..
Porsche Cayenne
http://mishappa.image.pbase.com/u33/nickacs/large/36026612.IMG_0867.jpg

huge tv
http://mishopi.image.pbase.com/u33/nickacs/large/36026635.IMG_0890.jpg

mmmm
http://mk31.image.pbase.com/u33/nickacs/large/36026639.IMG_0894.jpg

WTF?!
http://mishilo.image.pbase.com/u33/nickacs/large/36027511.IMG_0939.jpg
http://mishappa.image.pbase.com/u33/nickacs/large/36027512.IMG_0940.jpg
really really really need something like this
http://image20.webshots.com/20/4/11/83/212541183JOCUnW_ph.jpg
think i can do it myself?
anyone know where i could get a tube thing like that?
also, how would i keep the leather around the hole/tube from ripping or whatever.

Saturday, November 06, 2004

remember the submissive chicken?
the one where u tell it to do stuff and it does it

this is similar.... but about 20 times better.

http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?t=208417

Friday, November 05, 2004

so im at my comp
and my bro walks into the hall and calls me "jaoson! JASON!!"
so im like "what?!" and i look...
and i see this wet butt naked boy giggling running across the hall.....
(he just finnished a bath......)
the life i live.... sigh
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Jessgirl5000: omg i needed to get gas today
Jessgirl5000: cuz my little light thingy went off
Jessgirl5000: and since i dontk now how to pump my own gas i had to go look around for someone to do it for me
http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?t=208281
this car is menacing

Thursday, November 04, 2004

http://www.autoimportcraze.com/fcar3.php?CarID=26
this car is beautiful.
so sad, its all stock now....
the guy got an s4
http://www.geocities.com/hwwwonline/lowtechcomics.html
hahah
wow, aj's friends comics, pretty damn funny
Jessgirl5000: hes nice to people based on how rich they are
Jessgirl5000: and its totally obvious
siLEntTriGGr: thats pretty gay
Jessgirl5000: hell yeah
Jessgirl5000: thats fucked up
siLEntTriGGr: why cant he be shallow like the rest of us, and base it on looks
siLEntTriGGr: lol
Jessgirl5000: hahaha


Jessgirl5000: omg today made me remember why i hate girls so much
siLEntTriGGr: really
siLEntTriGGr: i get reminded everyday
im feelin really sad
and i just wanna lie down
but i have an assload of hw
there is definantly something missing
sigh

Wednesday, November 03, 2004

http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?t=46712
best thread
O dear jenz here: http://cnn.netscape.cnn.com/news/election2004.jsp?feature=ne_election5
O dear jenz here: right click on pic of bush and laura > properties > look at the file name
hahahha, owned


http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?t=207859
lost a bet
siLEntTriGGr: oh
siLEntTriGGr: ok
Yin Yangilrie: lol
Yin Yangilrie: omg
siLEntTriGGr: strange
Yin Yangilrie: you totall kill eveyrthing
siLEntTriGGr: how do i kill something that was already dead
Yin Yangilrie: oh
Yin Yangilrie: wow
Yin Yangilrie: k
siLEntTriGGr: lollllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
Yin Yangilrie: that hurt
Yin Yangilrie: that was cold
Yin Yangilrie: so cold you could put a fish on it
Yin Yangilrie: hey, you crack yourself up too
siLEntTriGGr: im going to shoot u
siLEntTriGGr: i dont
siLEntTriGGr: i just wanted to break the tension
siLEntTriGGr: and try to make u feel not as stupid
Yin Yangilrie: uh
Yin Yangilrie: wait
Yin Yangilrie: what
Yin Yangilrie: nevermind
Yin Yangilrie: not talking to you
Yin Yangilrie: anymore
siLEntTriGGr: o,g
siLEntTriGGr: my bro is so stupid
siLEntTriGGr: i have my door locked
siLEntTriGGr: he tries to open it
Yin Yangilrie: lolll
siLEntTriGGr: and it doesnt
siLEntTriGGr: so he knocks
siLEntTriGGr: me: learn to knock
siLEntTriGGr: him: i did knock!
siLEntTriGGr: me: after you tried to open the door first
siLEntTriGGr: him: thats cuz i wanted to see if it was open!
Yin Yangilrie: i swear
Yin Yangilrie: he was sent by jesus
siLEntTriGGr: to torture me
Yin Yangilrie: to save this world of salvation
Yin Yangilrie: and stupidity
Yin Yangilrie: because what we lack, he lacks more of
Yin Yangilrie: except for math
Yin Yangilrie: he's good at math
Yin Yangilrie: hahahahahaaasaa
siLEntTriGGr: you crack yourself up
Yin Yangilrie: lolll
Yin Yangilrie: that was so amazlingly stupid
http://www.tuckermax.com/peeblame.html
funny
x a j u i c e: when i watched... there were only 3 other people in the theater besides me and my cousin
x a j u i c e: lol
x a j u i c e: i wanted to sit right next to the people in there
siLEntTriGGr: seriously?
siLEntTriGGr: hahahah
siLEntTriGGr: that waould a pissed em off
x a j u i c e: lmao... i wanted to ask... are these seats taken?
siLEntTriGGr: hahahaa
siLEntTriGGr: wow
siLEntTriGGr: that would be so good
http://www.collegehumor.com/?movie_id=75642
soak my cork
http://img116.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img116&image=IMG_3035.jpg
shhhhhhhhhhhh
so guess who has the encore cd!?
http://www.sub-zer0.com/music/Eminem-Encore/

thx aj
omfg
so im through thorough my bed lookin for my PJs
and i look forward
and theres this big ass green spider hanging from the ceiling RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FACE.
like literally 6 inches away.
WTF
so i get a tissue and try to kill it.
i end up knocking it down and now i dont know where it is
THERES A FUCKING BIG GREEN SPIDER LOOSE SOMEWHERE AROUND MY BED

im not sleeping tonight

Tuesday, November 02, 2004

http://www.m0squito.com/houser.asf
best dancing EVER
siLEntTriGGr: did u have school on monday
x a j u i c e: ...
x a j u i c e: think about who you are asking

lol, you bum
siLEntTriGGr: did u have school on monday
x a j u i c e: ...
x a j u i c e: think about who you are asking
so at a stop light, this guy on a motorcycle pulls up next to me
and he starts to dance to my music on his seat
lol, i didnt know what to do.
funny tho
so at a stop light, this guy on a motorcycle pulls up next to me
and he starts to dance to my music on his seat
lol, i didnt know what to do.
funny tho
okkkkkkkkkkkkkkk so in bio today............
litten showed us this huge ass "coldsore" (aka herpes blister) on her lip.
and then had us guess when itd heal.....
gross.

Monday, November 01, 2004

Yin Yangilrie: my MOTHER TOOK ALL MY CANDY.