Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Mercedes raised the douchy-ness bar...

Wow... I cant believe this is real.... so pathetic



@53 seconds: "gone is the bimmer and to audi bye bye, we're going to win by using CSI"
Lol, wut?

I think they take a crack at Volvo too, but i couldnt get myself to watch the whole thing... it sucks that much.

Ease Pot Restrictions, Lawmakers Urge

Wow... Look at that poll....
76% of people say it should be decriminalized... thats a lot more than i thought

Officer Brutally Rams Cycler From Bike

Wow, this is pretty bad...
the officer claims the guy tried to hit im on the bike....
But its obvious the cop ran towards him, and he was trying to go around....

Windows Mojave: Vista In Disguise


This is a hidden-camera video released by Microsoft in which they had Vista naysayers that had no previous hands-on experience with the operating system take their latest OS, Windows Mojave, for a test drive. But it was really Vista in disguise! HIYO, that's an M. Night Shyamalanian twist right there! I'm not saying the people ended up looking like idiots in the end, but, well, they did.

The Vortex: Not Your Grandmother's Fountain

Holy crapp.... this is awesome...
If i were baller this is what i would have...

And its cool cuz if any leaves fall in, it just becomes cooler!



Race Chairs



Holy crap i wantttttttt

Monster Washes Ashore In Montauk



Supposidly thing washed up out of the ocean...

Might be fake

Dynolicious turns iPhone into cheap performance meter

This is awesome...
i want an iPhone more now!!!

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Alba

I might have to leave these up for a few days

OMG WHATTTT

1 Min Art



I thought he was just messing around at first.... but it actually turns into something!!
crazzzy

Longer one:

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

Monday, July 28, 2008

No Thanks: Psycho Inspired Shower Curtain

Scott Chu Photography : A4 and S8 Shoot

Edit: Fixed Link

Are you Gay?



HAHAH!!!
Awesome

Up- New Pixar Movie Trailer



Not really anything crazy... just a teaser of their next movie... hmmm

I can break these cuffs!!!


Watch till the end!!
Or at least skip to the end! LMAO!

Is it just me or does he look like a little kanye west?

Sunday, July 27, 2008

McCain's YouTube Problem Just Became a Nightmare



WOW, this guy contradicts himself a lot...
Lol, you can tell when he is lying or has no idea what hes talking about because he blinks uncontrollably.

Reports Are Coming In: Top Gear America Looks Good

So apparently from what people who went to the first taping are saying, Top Gear America looks good....
So i guess we'll see...

Saturday, July 26, 2008

Oops Reel

Another Darwin/owned/blooper/ouch/oops reel...

Watch out tho, this might be one of the most painful ones ive seen....

Some Ultra Slo-Mo



Hmmmm

http://view.break.com/457192 - Watch more free videos

Pilobolus

This is awesomely trippy!!!



Shadow skills...

Pelican Eats Bird



Holy crap, that thing is savage.
That pigeon didnt even see it coming

Nice... does it come in black?

Some AWESOME pics of the batmobile!!!!
Def worth the look!

Friday, July 25, 2008

Free Schick Quattro Titanium Trimmer

This is pretty sweet!
Just vote, fill in your info, and get a free one.

Monkeypig?!

WTF??

Apparently its healthy....



The Chinese pig, dubbed 'Monkey Face', is apparently healthy despite being fugly as hell and having extra long back legs that cause it to hop around instead of walk.

Prank call

I thought this was pretty funny



Theres more at the link, but i thought this was the best one

Did we really land on the Moon?



This is crazyy!!!
I just played it in the begining to have something to watch while i clipped my finger nails, and i was planning on stopping it after like 10 minutes...
But they really do have some really good points and evidence...
Its pretty nuts...
Give this a watch if you have the time...

My mind is blown.

Pre-Owned BMW Ad

NASA Astronaut claims we have made contact with Aliens/UFO's

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-1037471/Apollo-14-astronaut-claims-aliens-HAVE-contact--covered-60-years.html



Aliens have contacted humans several times but governments have hidden the truth for 60 years, the sixth man to walk on the moon has claimed.

Apollo 14 astronaut Dr Edgar Mitchell, said he was aware of many UFO visits to Earth during his career with NASA but each one was covered up.

Chillingly, he claimed our technology is 'not nearly as sophisticated' as theirs and "had they been hostile", he warned 'we would be been gone by now'.

Dr Mitchell, who has a Bachelor of Science degree in aeronautical engineering and a Doctor of Science degree in Aeronautics and Astronautics claimed Roswell was real and similar alien visits continue to be investigated.


Oh my goddddddddd
And this guy aint no crazy....

Thursday, July 24, 2008

A new photoshoot!

Head over to my A3 blog to check out my new photoshoot w/ some new mods :)

Cop makes Pot Bownies and Calls 911



So freaking funny.

Murs & 9th Wonder Present Sweet Lord

Get his new album for free!

Batmobile Spotted on the Streets






A few more pics at the link

Memba Them?!

Scary... recent pics of all the old stars...
Scary how old everyone looks now...

How to Make CF

Havnt watched this (its an hour long!)
But im putting this there so for future reference if i want to watch it in the future...

Sum Sexyness







Stay Calm: How to Survive A Car Crashing Through A Diner And Into Your Table



How the hell does this guy live?!

Religulous



This will be worth the watch.
Go to the YouTube link for the HD trailer.

Most expensive Sundae and Pizza...

Sundae:



Pizza:
A New York restaurateur has cooked up the most world's most extravagant pizza -- a $1,000 pizza topped with six sorts of caviar and fresh lobster.

Nino Selimaj, who runs six pizza restaurants in New York, on Wednesday unveiled his Luxury Pizza, a 12 inch (30 cms), thin crust topped with caviar, lobster, creme fraiche and chives. Cut into eight, it works out at $125 a slice.

Ridin on 40s...



I definitely support this man's wise use of his money

A classic


NERDS!

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Motion to ban all women drivers-- forever


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The True Story about Motorex

Who remembers Motorex?
I remember when i was in HS this was a huge deal... the company that started importing the skyline GTR to the U.S.
Pretty crazy to read about it all now... all the crazy background stuff that happened...

I highly suggest this read if you care at all about this stuff!

Hitachi Releases Cartoon To Explain What A Terabyte Is To Stoners, Possibly Children


Holy shit, what is this.
Is this for real?
LOLLL

Some sick stop motion

These things must take so long to make...
you probably need unlimited patience

Men's Rules For Men

1. Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers.

2. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella or a motocycle.

3. It is ok for a man to cry under the following circumstances:
a) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse
b) After wrecking your boss' Ferrari
c) When your date is using her teeth

4. Unless he murdered someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.

5. If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off limits forever, unless you actually marry her.

6. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for a guy who's running late is 5 minutes. Maximum waiting time is 6 minutes

7. *****ing about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden. Gripe at will if the temperature is unsuitable.

8. No man shall ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. (In fact, even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional.)

9. When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may always ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who's playing.

10 You may fart in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's officially your girlfriend.

11. It is permissible to quaff a fruity chick drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's delivered by a topless super model... and it's free.

12. Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue closed.

13. If a man's zipper is down, that's his problem --- you didn't see nothin'.

14. Women who claim the 'love to watch sports' must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a buffalo wing clean.

15. You must offer heartfelt and public condolences over the death of a girlfriend's cat, even if it was you who secretly set it on fire and threw it into a ceiling fan.

16. If you complement a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his choice of beer.

17. Phrases that may not be uttered to another man while lifting weights:
a) Yeah, Baby, Push it!
b) C'mon, give me one more! Harder!
c) Another set and we can hit the showers!
d) Nice *ss, are you a Sagittarius?

18. Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: both urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.

19. When a man is at the urinal, his personal space extends at least 5 foot behind him. At no time should he ever be touched while urinating.

20. When a buddy is trying to hook up, you may sabotage him only in a manner that gives you no chance of hooking up either.

Monday, July 21, 2008

My latest Aquisition


:D :D :D

superstar kz



This guy tears it up!!
But they laugh at him :(


R-R-R-Remix!

Sunday, July 20, 2008

Anti Drug PSA- Dog eats weed

Scott Storch wanted by police....



Apparently he owes $500k in taxes.... but thats nothing to him

"Success is when you got a 5 million dollar lawsuit from some bitch ho on your back"

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Officer abuse of authority OVER FREE COFFEE

Officer Accused Of Threatening Starbucks Managers For Free Coffee
Police Lieutenant Failed Polygraph Test, Fired

POSTED: 6:38 pm EDT July 16, 2008
UPDATED: 11:12 am EDT July 17, 2008


DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. -- A police lieutenant in Daytona Beach was fired over accusations that he threatened slower emergency response times if he was not given complimentary specialty Starbucks coffee drinks.


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IMAGES: Lt. Major Garvin, Starbucks Images
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An internal police investigation found that Daytona Lt. Major Garvin received free coffee for about two years from a city Starbucks coffee store.

However, when recently denied free coffee from new management, Garvin allegedly told managers that he could change the police department's response time if they refuse to give him complimentary drinks.

Garvin is accused of saying, "If something happens, either we can respond really fast or we could respond really slow. I've been coming here for years and I've been getting whatever I want. I'm the difference between you getting a two-minute response time, if you needed a little help, or a 15 minutes response time."

However, when confronted about the comments, police said Garvin agreed to take a polygraph test.

When asked whether or not he threatened managers with adverse response times, Garvin responded, "no."

But polygraph test results suggested that the officer was lying, Local 6's Tarik Minor reported. Garvin was then fired.

Starbucks employees said Garvin visited the Starbucks store six times a day during his shifts and intimidated some workers during visits.

"I want somebody protecting my streets who is honest and trustworthy," Starbucks customer Adam Cuddy said. "So, if he is going to fail a polygraph, whether it is about coffee or anything, I don't know how comfortable I feel as a citizen being protected."

The investigation also revealed that Garvin requested the complimentary coffee even when he was not on duty.

Garvin was hired by the department in 1993.

Homosexuals are to blame for the majority of AIDS

In the United States, HIV infection and AIDS have had a tremendous effect on men who have sex with men (MSM). MSM accounted for 71% of all HIV infections among male adults and adolescents in 2005 (based on data from 33 states with long-term, confidential name-based HIV reporting), even though only about 5% to 7% of male adults and adolescents in the United States identify themselves as MSM















Crazy.... From the CDC!
http://www.cdc.gov/hiv/topics/msm/resources/factsheets/msm.htm

The Krispy Kreme Bacon Cheeseburger aka the "Luther Burger"



Would you eat one?

Wanted:

Site specific art:



Wooster Collective

Found another really cool blog to visit, thanks to Kimi.

Wooster Collective, its basically a blog with a collection of graffiti/urban art stuff...
Pretty awesome.

Check it out!!










I'll post some of the cool stuff i find on that blog here too!



Edit: another one

Transformers 3 In The Making

Looks like there are some SICKKKK cars in the next one...

Those dune buggies in the back look sickkkkkkkkkkkkk.

O, Y Hello Thar!

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Non-Newtonian Fluid On Subwoofer



This is coooooool....

A non-Newtonian fluid is a fluid whose flow properties cannot be described by a single constant viscosity. An inexpensive, non-toxic example of a non-Newtonian fluid is a solution of corn starch (corn flour) and water, sometimes called oobleck. The application of force - for example by stabbing the surface with a finger, or rapidly inverting the container holding it - leads to the fluid behaving like a solid rather than a liquid. This is the "shear thickening" property of this non-Newtonian fluid. More gentle treatment, such as slowly inserting a spoon, will leave it in its liquid state. Trying to jerk the spoon back out again, however, will trigger the return of the temporary solid state. A person moving quickly and applying sufficient force with their feet can literally walk across such a liquid.

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Monday, July 14, 2008

The next Slovenska Superstar!

This guy has the skills to be an AMERICAN IDOL!



Jigga Jigga!

ChaCha

Apparently you call this number for free... and you can ask it anything you want, and after the call, it will text you back the answer in 2 minutes.

Used basically to settle stupid arguments that you have with your friends...

You can also text the question too!

Number: 1-800-224-2242
Text: 242 242

Apparently it really works too!!!
(Check the E46F link for proof)


The catch:
You expressly agree that, as part of the Services provided by ChaCha, you may receive promotional communications, alerts, and third party advertising materials from ChaCha via text message. You may stop receiving such text messages by emailing your request to opt-out, along with your wireless telephone number, to chacha_help@chacha.com, or following any opt-out instructions in the relevant text message.

You may cancel your access to the Services accessible using a mobile device by texting the word "STOP" to 242242 or 24224, by canceling via the web form found at http://www.chacha.com, or by calling ChaCha at 1-800-820-0827 for more information. If you need help in connection with your use of the Services, you may text the word "HELP" to 242242 or 24224, email ChaCha at chacha_help@chacha.com, or call ChaCha at 1-800-820-0827.

http://info.chacha.com/AboutUs/TermsofUse/tabid/64/Default.aspx


Not really that bad tho

Sunday, July 13, 2008

Rape in Dubai



I wouldnt doubt it....
Watch out if you go to the U.A.E., heck stay away.

High Def View of Mars (10000x2499 pixels)

Pretty crazy

Jerk off On Rails

Lol, wtf?!?!?!?!?!?
Craigslist is scary

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Dov Charney: CEO of American Apparel

Excerpt

Charney is the CEO.

But Charney was happy to discuss American Apparel's business forecast for the coming year during a face-to-face interview with Claudine Ko from the now-defunct Jane magazine - but only while masturbating. The writer also reported that Charney demanded, and received, oral sex from an employee while she looked on.

Not altogether surprisingly, Charney is now facing his fifth lawsuit in three years: Jeneleen Floyd, who worked in the product-placement department at the firm's Los Angeles headquarters, alleges that Charney stormed into her office and demanded that she pretend to masturbate for him. When she refused, a (male) colleague happily complied; not to be outdone, Charney joined him.

This is a lawyer (FinK) deposing him for a lawsuit.

Fink: Did you ever, at work, refer to women as "sluts?"

Charney: In private conversations, where such language was generally welcome.

Fink: Do you view "slut" to be a derogatory term?

Charney: You know, there are some of us that love sluts. You know, it's not necessarily - it could also be an endearing term.

Super Chuck Norris Bros. Is Action Packed

This looks like a pretty fun(ny) game...

How Not To Use The Drive Through ATM

How bad could this possibly turn out?

A lot worse than you think


How Not To Use The Drive Through ATM - Watch more free videos


Edit:
An article about it, and after pics:
http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showpost.php?p=8208792&postcount=35

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

The spider under the clock:






Wednesday, July 09, 2008

The Game

HOW TO PLAY:
You are now part of The Game.
You cannot win The Game.
The aim of The Game is to forget The Game.
Every time you remember The Game you lose.
Every time you lose The Game you must say outloud 'I lost The Game.'
By telling someone about The Game they are automatically part of The Game.
The Game never stops, once you are in you can not leave.


NOW GO PLAY




BTW:
You just lost the game.

Kodak Zi6 Might Be Best Pocket Camcorder Yet

$180
720p HD video

IM THERE!!!!

Tiesto - In The Dark [Feat. Christian Burns] (Elements Of Life Copenhagen DVD)




Amazing.

Watermellon

Bringing people together

80 - lb. Pistol Crossbow

Almost too awesome to pass up....
Only $20!!!



Warning: i am not responsible for any deaths, damage or injuries caused by the crossbow if you decide to buy it

I dare you....

to lift up this clock....

Tuesday, July 08, 2008

Exclusive photos of 3D STUDIE in Japan

Wowwwwwwwwwwwww
They know how to mod in Japan... DROOL

Monday, July 07, 2008

Just Surrender - New songs!

My fav band aka what i named this blog after has some new songs... that theyre only posting for 24 hours... so listen to them.
And buy their album if they like it!

SNL Digital Short: People Getting Punched Right Before Eating

PUNCHED!!

Starts off a lil slow but its pretty funny

Devil Women Destroy Collectible Stormtrooper, Are Sick, Clearly Deserve The Death Penalty

While I'm not a StarWars fan... this still pisses me off.

I hope the guy punched all 3 of those girls in the face when he got back.

Mini-Me's ex breaks the silence on making amateur midget porn: A woman's journey

Oh... my... god....
This is hilarious!!!
If you didnt know already... Mini-Me aka verne troyer had a sex tape leak...
This is his ex's story about how sex was like with a midget

On why midget's prefer sex on dry land:
"I thought it would be fun to do it in the tub," she said. "Sadly I almost killed him. While Verne was watching TV I ran the bath, emptied a bottle of bubbles in it and called him in. But the bubbles were so thick and high that once he climbed in he got lost under the water and I couldn't see him."


LMAOOOOO
More at the link

Kinetic Ball Sculpture At The BMW Museum

Whoaaa
This is pretty awesome... I'd love to go check this out

Teen ‘pregnancy pact’ has 17 girls expecting

Why are these girls so damn stupid?


"Some girls seemed more upset when they weren't pregnant than when they were," Gloucester High School principal Joseph Sullivan told Time magazine, which broke news of the pact on its Web site.

Some of the girls reacted to the news they were pregnant with high fives and plans for baby showers, Sullivan said. One of the fathers "is a 24-year-old homeless guy," Sullivan told the magazine. Others were boys in the school.

"Some girls seemed more upset when they weren't pregnant than when they were," Gloucester High School principal Joseph Sullivan told Time magazine, which broke news of the pact on its Web site.

Some of the girls reacted to the news they were pregnant with high fives and plans for baby showers, Sullivan said. One of the fathers "is a 24-year-old homeless guy," Sullivan told the magazine. Others were boys in the school.

Friday, July 04, 2008

E92 M3...

I generally think this car is ugly as sin...
But this one actually looks pretty nice...

Wednesday, July 02, 2008

Laser Etch Tattoos

Wow.. This is actually.... kinda... actually... pretty damn cool.






I wonder how much it hurts

Tuesday, July 01, 2008

Legalized Marijuana in California?

Hmmmmmmmm..... finally a reason to vote?
And.. where do i sign...
HAHA

Read the article!

Woot!

Philips Speaker Dock for iPod – 2 Pack
40$

Looks like a pretty good deal...


I'd get one if i needed one... or 2...
Great gift idea too, give one away, and keep one.