siLEntTriGGr: I'm at the dog park today, and as usual, Marley finds a cute dog and begins humping him. No awkward approaches, no expensive dinners, no foreplay, just a few seconds of ass-sniffing and then they start going at it. Dogs have it easy.

x a j u i c e: lol
x a j u i c e: but they arent hot
x a j u i c e: and they are super hairy

siLEntTriGGr: I'm at the dog park today, and as usual, Marley finds a cute dog and begins humping him. No awkward approaches, no expensive dinners, no foreplay, just a few seconds of ass-sniffing and then they start going at it. Dogs have it easy.

x a j u i c e: lol
x a j u i c e: but they arent hot
x a j u i c e: and they are super hairy

x a j u i c e: oh well... hopefully i get a scholarship for soccer for PLU or something... and not play
x a j u i c e: or UPS
siLEntTriGGr: hah
siLEntTriGGr: ups?
siLEntTriGGr: hahahhahhahahah
x a j u i c e: univ of puget sound
x a j u i c e: lol
siLEntTriGGr: u kidding me?!
x a j u i c e: not kidding
siLEntTriGGr: haha
siLEntTriGGr: omg
siLEntTriGGr: ups.......
siLEntTriGGr: dont go there
siLEntTriGGr: i'll laugh at u forevr
siLEntTriGGr: call u a ups worker or somethin
x a j u i c e: they are a good soccer school
siLEntTriGGr: but...
siLEntTriGGr: ups
x a j u i c e: if i get a full ride there.. then you die
siLEntTriGGr: haha
siLEntTriGGr: die laughing!
siLEntTriGGr: lmao
siLEntTriGGr: owned

KeLsMr35: how much longer are u going to stay online?
siLEntTriGGr: um
siLEntTriGGr: forever
siLEntTriGGr: lol
KeLsMr35: lol
KeLsMr35: good
siLEntTriGGr: until i get a damn car!
KeLsMr35: HAHA
siLEntTriGGr: then... i'll be in the garage sitting in my car
siLEntTriGGr: wishing i had somewhere to go

there is this one Chinese boy..named Steven Voo he is sorta big but tries to break up the fights by talking about cars
siLEntTriGGr: hahahahaahhahahaha
siLEntTriGGr: o shiet
siLEntTriGGr: thats funny
siLEntTriGGr: cuz it'll work

LumatMaster: but the Bucks are working out in our Gym
siLEntTriGGr: go get some autographs for me
LumatMaster: TOO MUCH SECURITY
siLEntTriGGr: doh
siLEntTriGGr: break in
siLEntTriGGr: im sure they'll be coo wit a chill azn like yoself
LumatMaster: why is that? they wouldnt know a cool asian from a faggot asian
LumatMaster: cuz we all look alike
LumatMaster: im pretty sure that they cant tell the difference between one asian and another


so true it makes me wanna cry

x a j u i c e: ugh...now i need to figure out how to work this...
siLEntTriGGr: then
siLEntTriGGr: work it
siLEntTriGGr: twerk it
x a j u i c e: once i figure this out... you're dead
siLEntTriGGr: LMAO

x a j u i c e: because im trying to write my college essay
x a j u i c e: this is about to get me into any college
x a j u i c e: its gonna be off the chain... BS champion

siLEntTriGGr: party?
siLEntTriGGr: i wasnt invited?!
val2iant r3d: ONLY PARENTS
val2iant r3d: i mean u can go if u want
val2iant r3d: but have fun
siLEntTriGGr: :'(
siLEntTriGGr: shiet
val2iant r3d: lol ya cry
val2iant r3d: lol
siLEntTriGGr: im never gonna give u no mo sex
val2iant r3d: ya.. u never gave me ne..
val2iant r3d: thank god
val2iant r3d: get away
siLEntTriGGr: greaddy bastard
val2iant r3d: hm..
val2iant r3d: go back to studying
siLEntTriGGr: i cant
siLEntTriGGr: u got me all frisky
val2iant r3d: k.. now its my turn to :'(
siLEntTriGGr: why
siLEntTriGGr: cuz im not givin u nemore sex?
val2iant r3d: no
val2iant r3d: cuz
siLEntTriGGr: i think so
val2iant r3d: you say i got u frisky
siLEntTriGGr: u did
val2iant r3d: . . .

x a j u i c e: x a j u i c e: ive been eating lifesavers nonstop all weekend
LoisLane221: lol
LoisLane221: yum
x a j u i c e: i dunno... its getting to the point where they all taste the same
siLEntTriGGr: haha
siLEntTriGGr: thats when they eat ur tastebuds away
x a j u i c e: yea
x a j u i c e: i think my tongue is bleeding

x a j u i c e: my mom was eating chocolate rice earlier

x a j u i c e: wow...she types so bad...
x a j u i c e: its worse than going to engrish.com
x a j u i c e: omg gay...learn to read
x a j u i c e: aZnLaHuChIc: you knoe that page that i went through i went to the freestyle n i freestyle in there
x a j u i c e: coo
x a j u i c e: but the tag board is down
aZnLaHuChIc: wutcha mean
aZnLaHuChIc: after we are done we soopose to click on split rite?
x a j u i c e: yea
aZnLaHuChIc: i click there n it wont go in
aZnLaHuChIc: hehehehe
x a j u i c e: yea, its down
x a j u i c e: x a j u i c e: yea, its down
aZnLaHuChIc: you saw it?
aZnLaHuChIc: have you read it/
x a j u i c e: no, the tag board is down
x a j u i c e: no, the tag board is down
aZnLaHuChIc: i click split like 2o times
x a j u i c e: it wont work...tag board is down

some people... sigh

x a j u i c e: im like a little beaver...a hot little beaver

lBLOODsexBOOZEl: i crap in your general direction
bun dan toh: but... it just lands next to your feeet.
lBLOODsexBOOZEl: nope
lBLOODsexBOOZEl: it's special crap
bun dan toh: special crap?
bun dan toh: weirdo.

siLEntTriGGr: i'll email u my bros pic
x a j u i c e: ...
x a j u i c e: ive seen a pic before
x a j u i c e: does he still think im a hot chick?
siLEntTriGGr: haha
siLEntTriGGr: naw
x a j u i c e: damn
x a j u i c e: i wanted to suprise him with my penis
siLEntTriGGr: LMAO

siLEntTriGGr: im hungry
siLEntTriGGr: wanna feed me?
TwOkuStom08: ahh no... lol
TwOkuStom08: im a guy
siLEntTriGGr: y not
TwOkuStom08: i dont feed other guys
siLEntTriGGr: ya u do
siLEntTriGGr: what if i was a chick
TwOkuStom08: thatd be nother story
TwOkuStom08: u not tho
TwOkuStom08: r u?
siLEntTriGGr: i am
TwOkuStom08: no ur not
siLEntTriGGr: i am if u give me food
TwOkuStom08: eww
TwOkuStom08: go eat man
siLEntTriGGr: i might
siLEntTriGGr: but theres no food

omg, my brother got another two turtles! that makes a total of 4!!! my moms friend didnt want hers anymore, and gave em to us............ FOUR TURTLES!!!!! i can see turtle races and a fight to the death in the near future..............

crazyazn8647: *crying* you fucker....
siLEntTriGGr: thats right... cry u woman
crazyazn8647: its ok for a man to cry

BigBagofAs5: hey would you like some?
siLEntTriGGr: yes, please gimme some
BigBagofAs5: heh u dont even know what im offering
siLEntTriGGr: i dont care
siLEntTriGGr: i want it


crazyazn8647: wut if its to cut ur dick off?
siLEntTriGGr: um
siLEntTriGGr: do i want some cut ur dick off?
crazyazn8647: YEA L337
crazyazn8647: stfu
siLEntTriGGr: lol
siLEntTriGGr: ku33r
crazyazn8647: ph4g
siLEntTriGGr: h0m0

c12ystal tea12s: these gummie bears are goooood
siLEntTriGGr: i want gummy bear..........
c12ystal tea12s: mmmmmmmmmmmm
siLEntTriGGr: are u moaning?!
siLEntTriGGr: are ur gummy bears THAT good
siLEntTriGGr: save some for me
c12ystal tea12s: haha
c12ystal tea12s: hrm... ok ill try
siLEntTriGGr: haha
c12ystal tea12s: but theyre too good...
siLEntTriGGr: u must resist to save me some of those orgasmic gummy bears

siLEntTriGGr: what do i do
siLEntTriGGr: what do i do
siLEntTriGGr: what do i do
siLEntTriGGr: what do i do
siLEntTriGGr: i typed that out too
siLEntTriGGr: not one type
siLEntTriGGr: SHIT
siLEntTriGGr: lmao
x a j u i c e: spam
siLEntTriGGr: typo*

x a j u i c e: exodia is the best monster in the game
siLEntTriGGr: weirdo!
x a j u i c e: but now theres a stronger monster!
x a j u i c e: and kaiba has it
x a j u i c e: thats why he set up an all city tournament
x a j u i c e: so he can battle yu gi again
x a j u i c e: and beat him
x a j u i c e: but yu gi must win, to save the world
siLEntTriGGr: hmmmmmm
siLEntTriGGr: awsome

yu..gi.. oh?

omg!!! kristen, i missed the biggest setup... remember i was like after we get drunk and high.... and u said, "u bring the booze" i shoulda said, "and ur dad has the weed!!"cant believe i missed that
i think im gonna cry myself to sleep now cuz i missed it

oh ya, and fyi everyone, her dads not a pothead or anythin, its just an inside joke

siLEntTriGGr: i hate school
Hybiscus K I S S: yes
Hybiscus K I S S: me too
Hybiscus K I S S: lets start a club
siLEntTriGGr: heh
siLEntTriGGr: there already is one
siLEntTriGGr: its called "school"

does anyone even read this anymore? i dunno.... prob not
well, if anyone does..... then just give me a message sayin u do... cuz... i dunno, just wonderin

DolVlo KuN: 65.241.147.12:27015 - [euphnet] Pub #2 - GoGoGoNow!!, mason is going
siLEntTriGGr: um
siLEntTriGGr: ur gay


siLEntTriGGr: she hasnt read the book has she
val2iant r3d: def not
val2iant r3d: lol'
val2iant r3d: i dont think she reads fantasy dragon crap books
siLEntTriGGr: well
siLEntTriGGr: u can make ur own quote
siLEntTriGGr: it oculd even be like
siLEntTriGGr: "this sword of mine..... it cuts through u like a fun noodle"
val2iant r3d: lmfao


x a j u i c e: what pisses me off just as much as butter faces... butter boobies

siLEntTriGGr: what can u do for me
XeI2o ThE HeRo: u pay me $100 and ic an do everything

looks kinda wrong eh? heres the real story

XeI2o ThE HeRo: so u only want one song?
siLEntTriGGr: yeah
XeI2o ThE HeRo: u gotta use frames
siLEntTriGGr: uh
siLEntTriGGr: is there an easy way
XeI2o ThE HeRo: hmm
XeI2o ThE HeRo: maybe, but i've never done it
XeI2o ThE HeRo: u have to use divs
siLEntTriGGr: eric!
siLEntTriGGr: cmooooonnnnnnn
siLEntTriGGr: what can u do for me
XeI2o ThE HeRo: u pay me $100 and ic an do everything
siLEntTriGGr: um
siLEntTriGGr: how bout
siLEntTriGGr: for admin rights
siLEntTriGGr: and u can put a counter in
XeI2o ThE HeRo: what do u want?
XeI2o ThE HeRo: music ?
XeI2o ThE HeRo: and stop button
XeI2o ThE HeRo: right?

asHz oV SLVr: in skool you learn
asHz oV SLVr: learning is gaining knowledge
asHz oV SLVr: knowledge is power
asHz oV SLVr: power is corruption
asHz oV SLVr: so in short
siLEntTriGGr: haha
asHz oV SLVr: skool is teaching you how to corrupt

siLEntTriGGr: jason is super man

Auto response from val2iant r3d: _ _ _ _ _ | _ _ | _ _ _ _ _ | _ _ _
HANG MAN LETS C WHO WINS

val2iant r3d: lol nice... i just did it randomly..
val2iant r3d: and look at that u win

x a j u i c e: NOW YOU GOT ME ALL EXCITED WITH YOUR BIGNESS
x a j u i c e: lol
siLEntTriGGr: well
x a j u i c e: GETTING THICK TOO
siLEntTriGGr: im back down to small agian
siLEntTriGGr: lol
siLEntTriGGr: sickkkkkkk

XxAyamexX7: ready?
siLEntTriGGr: yeah
siLEntTriGGr: not too hard tho
XxAyamexX7: U PERV!
XxAyamexX7: EW EW EW
siLEntTriGGr: what
siLEntTriGGr: ithought u were givin me a shot
XxAyamexX7: ..!!&^(@&^


x a j u i c e: <-- watching tokyo breakfast again
siLEntTriGGr: agian
siLEntTriGGr: lol
x a j u i c e: lol helps me get 6 more minutes of my life over with
siLEntTriGGr: haha

siLEntTriGGr: Kendra is one sick ass mofo... scarred forever, im never getting those two hours of life back. you and your fecal...

Auto response from x a j u i c e: your killin me smallz

siLEntTriGGr: Kendra is one sick ass mofo... scarred forever, im never getting those two hours of life back. you and your fecal...
siLEntTriGGr: two hours
siLEntTriGGr: you spent 2 hours....
x a j u i c e: hahahaha
siLEntTriGGr: what does that tell you

Auto response from x a j u i c e: your killin me smallz

siLEntTriGGr: lol
siLEntTriGGr: bastard

jimmy eat world- your house

Oh anything just keep my mind off of it, thinking how I had you once.
No, I can't forget that.
Sometimes I wish I could loose you again.
You're winning me over with everything you say.
You rip my heart right out.
You rip my heart right out.
When I let you closer, I only want you closer.
You rip my heart right out.
You rip my heart right out.

x a j u i c e: wow, i wasnt only yesterday, isnt that veird
siLEntTriGGr: ?
siLEntTriGGr: it sure is
x a j u i c e: atleast, its weird for me
siLEntTriGGr: i dont even know at u said
x a j u i c e: lol
x a j u i c e: same
x a j u i c e: i just read it
x a j u i c e: and i have no idea
x a j u i c e: i wasnt online yesterday
x a j u i c e: wtf
siLEntTriGGr: lol

A Ah Hh Hc Hu: http://www.angelfire.com/nv/photolife/funp.html
A Ah Hh Hc Hu: lol #16
siLEntTriGGr: kik
siLEntTriGGr: wtf
A Ah Hh Hc Hu: haha.... **cliks**

aahhhh ChU: i dont wanna, nail in the coffin
aahhhh ChU: are they the same song?
siLEntTriGGr: no
aahhhh ChU: usuuure?
siLEntTriGGr: yah
aahhhh ChU: what about "the sauce"
siLEntTriGGr: yeah
siLEntTriGGr: its the same as one of those
aahhhh ChU: ok actually i think "i dont wanna/nail in the coffin" and the the sauce is a diff song
siLEntTriGGr: nope
aahhhh ChU: yup
aahhhh ChU: u lose
siLEntTriGGr: i dont remember wat the sauce is
siLEntTriGGr: but i remember it sucked
siLEntTriGGr: or it was teh same
siLEntTriGGr: so i del it
aahhhh ChU: the sauce is one song
aahhhh ChU: and nail/i dont wanna are the same song
siLEntTriGGr: no they're not
aahhhh ChU: think about it..... in "nail in the coffin" the chorus is "i dont wanna be like this.. i dont wanna hurt no feelings"
aahhhh ChU: and in the beggining he says " now lets put a nail in this coffin
aahhhh ChU: soOo.. its the same song
aahhhh ChU: and the sauce is your other wrongly named song
siLEntTriGGr: http://www.mtv.com/news/articles/1458854/20021122/story.jhtml
siLEntTriGGr: Since hearing "Pull Your Skirt Up," the ever-busy Eminem has recorded two response tracks, "I Don't Wanna" and "Nail in the Coffin."
siLEntTriGGr: i cant believe
siLEntTriGGr: i waste my time
siLEntTriGGr: to prove you wrong

hmm, we gotta remember that we're viewing this in 2 differnt perspectives. giving up both eyes is nice for the whole true love movie/video thing......
but in reality.... one is enough

comments on Kiss- Because Im A Girl


aight... i admit that kiss video is sad.. but it doesnt make much sense... why did the guy give both eyes?! if i were that guy... i would give one of my eyes... that way... we could both see and me n her could be like pirates! i could walk around and scare little children with my eye patch

my eyepatch would personally be.... either stainless steel or brushed aluminum, that way with stainless steel i could reflect the sun into anyone i didnt like and was bugging me, and i oculd pretend it was accident.. cuz noone can get mad at a guy wit one eye..... i dunno wat the girl i gave my eye to would get.. but im hoping she would get like.... a really cool one that matched mine.... yeah..... that would be awsome. i could make up all these crazy stories about how i lost my eye, and tell em to the little kiddies. like... "yeah.. i lost my eye when i fell into a pond of cocodile infested waters!" and iw ould make em gasp and cringe in fear! and if the kids gave me enough money, i would lift up my eyepatch and make em run to their mommys!
hahahhaha, man, i would have so much fun, and the girl with my eye (i dont know her name, but i'll call her "kiss" from now on) could do the same thing! not only can we both see, but having one eye would give up a lifetime of fun and games to play with little childrens.
and not only would the little kids admire and fear us, the adults would too! and look at me, and be like.. that awsome man gave the girl he loved his eye! and they woulld all look up to me, and there would be many fights between parents because of us. the mom would be all like "would u give my eye to me?" to her husband, and hte husband would be all like "HELL NAW! YOU CRAZY?!" and.... ya.. we would be the cause of many divorces... and it would make us look better. lol

hmmmm what else, oh ya, and everyone prob thinks that im super insensitive cuz of the stuff i said about the music vid.. such as why it said "date rape" on the mag, or why she didnt chase after him..... those are just for laughs! humor is like my defense method.....
like what mr kinberg and tim allen said on tool time, something to the idea of...... humor is a defence mechanism, keeps me from breaking down,
instead of crying like mason or eric (:-D) i make jokes...... defence mechanism! anyways, if i didnt make jokes, then what would we all do, we would all be crying and stuff, and i dunno about u, but crying isnt my idea of having fun, lol
i admit that that video is really sad, prob one of the most meaningful videos ive ever seen... heh, should be up for "music video of the year" on the asia VMAs!
yeah.....
hmmmmmmm
i cam up with ALL that... in 45 minutes on the crapper.... lol JP, it was less than 10 minutes! lmao, i know you wanted to know that.... i also thought about it durin the shower, now THATS wat i call time put to good use.

oh ya, and to all u ppl out there who cant come up for a reason that he gave both eyes instead of just one.... i came up wit a reason!
you see... if he just gave one.... she woulda found out sooner or later that he gave her one of his eyes..... but that wasnt his intent to let her know... he wanted her to go though life not knowing that he gave her his eyes... ya, something to the beat of that... u can expand on it, lol

wow, this is the longest post ive made on this blog in a while, aight im done

siLEntTriGGr: sad sad comp
LuVisHPaYNE: shit up
LuVisHPaYNE: SHUT**
siLEntTriGGr: gj
siLEntTriGGr: shit up
LuVisHPaYNE: LMAO shut up!!!!!!!

siLEntTriGGr: no,
siLEntTriGGr: u shit up
LuVisHPaYNE: ya kno what


josh: so, you gonna cap his ass?
jason: did u just say wat i think you did? tap?
josh: no, not tap, k.a.p.
jason: wait...
josh: no! i meant c.a.p.!!

learn to spell!