Thursday, October 30, 2008

Circular Saw Won't Cut Fingers, Hot Dogs - Geekologie



Pretty awesome

Catch 22 Yo-Yo | Uncrate

I dont know why... but i want this Yo-Yo!!!
Only $460!!
Its so sick tho!!



If you're looking for the ultimate in yo-yos, take a gander at the Catch 22 Yo-Yo ($460). This luxury toy is limited to just 70 units worldwide and boasts a bi-metallic design with a black aluminum body and titanium rims for excellent weight distribution, along with a long-spinning Dorothy bearing and a silicone response system for great play and feel. It comes complete with its own carrying case and a host of extra parts; ability to actually yo-yo not included.

Pedobear Costume RHD JDM ITR B18c K20 SI DOMO RARE MENS - eBay (item 140277791572 end time Oct-28-08 08:58:22 PDT)

Best costume ever!!
For sale!

KFC Cruelty



Its sad, really

Monster Massive 2008

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Epic.

Pedobear Pumpkin

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Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Kid With Down Syndrome KO-d For Kicking Toddler - E46Fanatics

Kid With Down Syndrome KO-d For Kicking Toddler
Talk about being down for the count.
Get humor videos at NothingToxic

The Great Pizza Orientation Test - E46Fanatics

Pretty creative, and humorous!

Halloween Costume Ideas... - Page 5 - E46Fanatics

Best costume!!!

The Superficial - Steven Spielberg directs Tom Cruise and an effin' gaggle of celebs in a horribly meta "Get out the Vote" video



Heres the first one if you haven't seen it

cop shoots and kills dog - E46Fanatics

CCTV footage of a policeman shooting a dog is being used in a lawsuit by a woman claiming her pet was killed without provocation.

Oklahoma resident Tammy Christopher has filed a $US25,000 ($40,000) claim against the local county, the state and deputy Sean Knight for the wrongful shooting of her dog, The Express-Star reports.

Deputy Knight got out of his car at Ms Christopher’s property to ask directions and her dog Bruiser came running at him.

The officer drew his weapon and shot the dog in the head, the video dated August 25 shows.

A letter from Ms Christopher's lawyer to Grady County last week said the deputy “grossly over reacted and did not attempt to get back in his car or utilise any less than lethal methods.”

It also said that statements provided to the lawyer “contain several glaring discrepancies compared to the security video of the shooting. It is clear the Grady County Sheriff’s office is attempting to justify the shooting of the dog.”

The lawsuit was not about money but was about holding the police to account, Ms Christopher told the KFOR television station.

"I feel like Bruiser has to have a voice," she said.

Ms Christopher said she had been told the deputy believed he was in danger and acted in self defence.

"(The deputy) could have easily gotten into his car if he was in fear of his life as he said," she said.




Damn, I'm glad there is video of this, or else the cop would have just got away with it!

YouTube - You Can Vote However You Like



Haha, actually sounds pretty good... lyrics at the youtube vid...

Also... one white kid, haha

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Mariah Carey touch my body remix.. - E46Fanatics


OMG!!!
BOMB

Axiotron Modservice takes your sad, disused Macbook, converts it into swanky new tablet - Engadget

This seems pretty cool!

New Aston Martin One-77 Images



The One-77 was announced just a couple of months ago but has already sold out. Its deep pocket-buyers, who've had to leave a hefty £200,000 deposit to place their orders, will have to wait until late 2009 for their cars to begin coming in.

Proving once again how daring supercars can be, the One-77 was announced amid one of the worst slumps in the automotive business in decades with the eye-popping price tag of £1,050,000 or roughly 1.4 million euros.


Even in a worldwide depression, this 1.4 million euro car has sold out more than a year before its supposed to be made... jesus.

Tickets : HARD Haunted Mansion : October 31, 2008

I could cry...

Goodbye, Productivity: MTV Music Site Posts Every Music Video Ever

Very cool...
MTV playing music videos agian?
Amazing!

Hulu - Saturday Night Live: Update: Palin Rap

Kinda old... but if you havnt seen it, its hilarious!

Cable PSA

Cops angered by British driver who mocks traffic cams with a Muppet - E46Fanatics

This guy is a hero!

Someone in Germany is driving an automobile built for UK roads and has installed a Muppet in the passenger seat. The speed cameras in Germany are made to take photos of drivers who sit in the left side of the vehicle, so drivers of UK-style cars driver can't be easily identified.

A German police source said: “The number plate is not enough. We need clear evidence of who is driving the vehicle too.

“But because this is a British vehicle we can never get a decent picture. The driver has obviously worked this out because he has placed a large puppet in the passenger seat.

“This may be an example of the famous British sense of humour but it is still dangerous driving. The driver has been caught on camera on several occasions and the puppet is on the passenger seat every time. We suspect he positions the toy deliberately before accelerating past the camera.”


Fox is funny - E46Fanatics


FOX is so damn shady, the best part is that their slogan is "fair and unbiased"
LMAO

Almost Transformers, Almost Funny - Geekologie

This is pretty awesome.

Knife Skills: Pumpkin Carving Champion - Geekologie

Sickkk

Friday, October 24, 2008

Guitar Hero Commercial



Starring everyone's fav sports stars ;)

Look a likes - E46Fanatics

Here are just a couple...


Here are just a few of many...







Thursday, October 23, 2008

Most unloved BMW M6 on Earth - Autoblog

This is SAD!!!

A perfectly pristine neglected M6... It looks like it hasnt been driven for years....

I love whats written on it
"Please sell me"


Who wants to fly to Dubai with me and "save" this M6???
I doubt the owner would even notice its missing... and even if he did, it prob wouldnt even be worth it for him to file a police report.
Cheapest M6 ever!!

This kid is so cool haha - E46Fanatics



Hes got talent!!!
Pretty awesome

Wednesday, October 22, 2008

What kind of bug is this????

Me and Aubrey saw this outside our apartment....

Its like a giant fly/beetle/wasp thing, and it has a beak!!
WTF?!

Damn....



McCain was handsome....

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

V-Touch 8GB MP3/MP4 2.8'' Touchscreen - 2MP Camera - Expandable MiniSD - VL-875-8GB-BLK - Buy.com

iPod Touch for 70$ anyone?


Haha...

Hollywood Madame Claims Will Smith is Gay - Bodog Beat

Will Smith has been married to Jada Pinkett Smith for years and has two children with her. But now, some Hollywood Madame is claiming that Smith was once one of her clients - and that he requesting the services of men.

The Madame said “I had to reassure him over and over that I could guarantee discretion,” she said. “Once I convinced him I could, he placed his order. It was for a man. I had 14 women working for me and two guys. You’d be surprised at how many Hollywood stars requested the services of the guys.”

The Madame, who has since moved her business to New York, tells pop culture detective Ian Halperin that Smith “has swung both ways for years” and was one of her regular clients. By the way, if it is true, nice "discretion" on the part of the Hollywood Madame.


Interesting... i was actually wondering that the other day
So much for discression...

Frightening Little Gnome Still Gnoming Strong In Argentina - Geekologie

First video:


Second Video:



Crazyyyyyyyyyy cuz the thing walks the same in both videos...

I wonder what it is...

The teens - who recorded footage of the freaky being on their mobile phone - said they are now "too terrified" to go out at night.


Experts who examined the latest footage, taken in the town of Clodomira, province of Santiago del Estero, Argentina, last week, say it is 'credible'.

But sceptics say the sidestepping 'gnome' could be a speedy child or even a small animal.

Man Finds Racial Slur Printed On Receipt - Local News Story - KMBC Kansas City

Man Finds Racial Slur Printed On Receipt - Local News Story - KMBC Kansas City



Wowwwwwwww

The eyeballing game

Pretty awesome game... i got an avg of 3.04
Beat that!

Anti-Chrome Hummer?!

This is straight OG!!! LOL



Interesting news. (for us Finance/Accounting geeks) - E46Fanatics

A lot of reading, but some pretty interesting/crazy/sad stuff.

2008-10-20 :: Nurburgring :: BOELSPHOTOGRAPHY - E46Fanatics

Some really awesome pics of ridiculously sick cars around the ring.

How to Boost Wifi Signal With Tinfoil and Paper. | Fingel.com

I made 2 of these.... one for the router, and one for my wifi antenna...
My signal went from 1-24mbps @ low-very low
to 34-54mbps @ high-very high!!

It works!!

Sunday, October 19, 2008

Worst Best Man Ever!!

This is hilarious!
Murphy's Law x 100000

Worst Best Man Ever!!

This is hilarious!
Murphy's Law x 100000

The ULTIMATE Garage! - E46Fanatics

Wow, this is ridiculously sick

Interesting (Sarah Palin) - E46Fanatics



Very unexpected... but awesome

Production of a Patek Philippe timepiece....

Its insane how much precision and details go into these things.... $1.7 million!!!

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Such a strong table *vid* - E46Fanatics



Fast forward to 2:50

Did you know? (video)

Some pretty cool facts about our world today

Tuesday, October 14, 2008

12-year old boy scouts to give breast exams



LMAO!

Ghetto gynecologist

Ob/Gyn resident to the socio-economically challenged. Lesbian atheist in the Bible belt.


What an appetite

This story comes from one of my highly entertaining colleagues, Dr. B, who was evaluating a patient for vaginal discharge.

Upon placing speculum in her patient, Dr. B met resistance and saw an object in the vagina. She retrieved half of a green apple from her patient and held it up to show her. "What the hell is this?"

The patient replied enthusiastically, "There's my apple! I been lookin' for it."

Upon inquiry as to why she might have half an apple in her vagina, the patient stated, "My ***** was hungry, so I fed it! " Then, soberly, "I shouldn' have fed it, should I?"

After some scolding, Dr. B asked what the patient had learned today. She replied, "When the ***** is hungry, don't feed the *****."

Sound advice for many situations, I say.

Friday, October 10, 2008

Wait, What?: A Monkey Waiter - Geekologie


Sweeeet

Questionable: Disappearing Pool Table - Geekologie

Too much money?
Heres a way to spend it!

Geekologie - Gadgets, Gizmos, and Awesome



I wonder if it would really look that cool in real life

Say whattt?

Sick Cayenne

I see this car around campus..
I must meet the owner!!





Sick Ferrari flamethrower - E46Fanatics

Holy crap, this is so insane...
Its shooting solid flames out of its tail pipes!
I wonder how it does that....


Ferrari 360 Challenge Stradale 555HP Novitec

MyWiseBunny

Browse Craigslist quicker!!

Audi makes fun of BMW, Mercedes, and Lexus owners...



Awesome commercial!!!



WINNN


So true

Jeremy Clarkson driving an M3:

He predicted it!

Tuesday, October 07, 2008

Jokes and jokes and jokes and jokes....

Three women friends, one in a casual relationship, one engaged to be
married, and one a long-time wife, met or drinks after work. The
conversation eventually drifted towards how best to spice up their sex
lives. After much discussion,
they decided to surprise their men by engaging in some S&M role playing.

The following week they met up again to compare notes. Sipping her
drink, the single girl leered and said, 'Last Friday at the end of the
work day I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat. When
all the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on
was a leather bodi ce, black stockings and stiletto heels. He was so
aroused that we made mad passionate love on his desk right then and
there!'

The engaged woman giggled and said, 'That's pretty much my story!
When my fiancé got home last Friday, he found me waiting for him in a
black mask, leather bodice, black hose and=2 0stiletto pumps. He was so
turned on that we not only made love all night, he wants to move up
our wedding date!

The married woman put her glass down and said, 'I did a lot of
planning. I made arrangements for the kids to stay over at Grandma's.
I took a long scented- oil bath and then put on my best perfume. I
slipped into a tight leather bodice, a black garter belt, black
stockings and six-inch stilettos. I finished it off with a black
mask. When my husband got home from work, he grabbed a beer and the
remote, sat down and yelled, 'Hey, Batman, what's for dinner?''

-----------------------------------

Why is santa's sack so big?


...because he only comes once a year.

-----------------------------------

A boy asks his dad, whats the difference between theoretically and realistically?


well son, go ask your mom if shed have sex with a complete stanger for a million dollars

son comes back, mom said shed do it!

dad says really?! go ask your sister if shed have sex with a complete stranger for a million dollars

son comes back, she said shed do it too!


well son, theoretically were sitting on 2 million dollars, realistically were living with 2 whores

-----------------------------------

What do you call the useless skin around a vagina?



A woman

-----------------------------------

How Long is A Chinese Man.

Xeno Tactic - Flash games and free online games : Onlinegamesquad

Another one of those addictive tower defense style games...
This ones more challenging.

Monday, October 06, 2008

Haven't you heard?

The Bird Is The Word!

Earth From Above: Awesome pictures

Earth From Above comes to NYC
Photographer Yann Arthus-Bertrand will bring his work back to the United States - to New York City for the first time in 2009. Aiming to inspire people to think globally about sustainable living, Arthus-Bertrand has been photographing unique views of our planet, seen from the sky, since 1994 - and has produced an exhibit of over 150 4-ft. by 6-ft. prints which will be on display in New York City at the World Financial Center Plaza and along the Battery Park City Esplanade from May 1, 2009 to June 28, 2009. When completed in New York City, the Earth From Above exhibit will also move on to California in 2010. Photographs and captions all courtesy of Yann Arthus-Bertrand. (38 photos total)


Some SERIOUSLY amazing photography here!!
Check it out

Police: Jobless father kills family, self - CNN.com

Wow, this is just really sad.

LOS ANGELES, California (CNN) -- A man distraught because he could not find work shot and killed his mother-in-law, his wife and three sons and then killed himself inside a home in an upscale San Fernando Valley neighborhood, police said.

Extreme game of tag!!!! wow - E46Fanatics

Saturday, October 04, 2008

Question: Are Asians Aliens? - E46Fanatics

This made me laugh... esp the third post.

Worst Body Shop EVER! - 350z Forum

This is definitely the worst work I have ever seen... its unbelieveable...
The car is totally ruined!

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Analogies are Fun!





Wario Land - Shake It!

An interactive youtube video, pretty awesome.
You can move everything around

Video Shows Man Punching Girl at LA McDonald's for Cutting In Line

Damn, so crazy... good thing this didnt happen at KFC, or she would probably be dead.
The guy had his kids with him too... poor kids...

I think its funny how the cash register girl just watches and doesnt even flinch like its an everyday occurrence.

Guy Uses Craigslist to Rob Bank

MONROE, Wash. – In a move that could be right out of a Hollywood movie, a brazen crook apparently used a Craigslist ad to hire a dozen unsuspecting decoys to help him make his getaway following a robbery outside a bank on Tuesday. He then made his escape in an inner tube on the Skykomish River.

The robber sprayed the guard with pepper spray, grabbed a bag of money the guard was carrying and ran about 100 yards to the creek that runs into the Skykomish River, shedding clothes as he ran.

But apparently, the robber had planned ahead. In case anyone was hot on his trail, he had at least a dozen unsuspecting decoys waiting nearby, which he recruited on Craigslist.

An armored car sits outside a Bank of America branch in Monroe, Wash. on Tuesday, Sept. 30, 2008. Police say a man tried to rob the car, then jumped into a creek that led to the Skykomish River.

"I came across the ad that was for a prevailing wage job for $28.50 an hour," said Mike, who saw a Craigslist ad last week looking for workers for a road maintenance project in Monroe.

He said he inquired and was e-mailed back with instructions to meet near the Bank of America in Monroe at 11 a.m. Tuesday. He also was told to wear certain work clothing.

"Yellow vest, safety goggles, a respirator mask… and, if possible, a blue shirt," he said.


Gangster

Friday, October 03, 2008

Scare Pranks



The last one is the best!

Sarah Palin Sex Tape!


Sarah Palin Sex Tape Leaked - Watch more free videos

Veryy funny

New Shoes



Nothing too special, but I needed new daily shoes since my old ones are worth to bits.

No real reason for posting it, except I already had it uploaded so might as well share.

When Practical Jokes go well

Woman fined for staying too long at KFC

The trainee nurse and a pal plumped for FOURTEEN chicken pieces, SIX bags of fries and large COKES after driving to their local branch.

They spent an hour and a half scoffing the 5,456-calorie feast. Days later regular customer Natalie got the fine in the post for breaking the restaurant car park’s 75-minute limit.


Halloween Costumes





Iron(ing) Man

Since I just saw this movie a few days ago, I thought this was funny

Nintendo DSi

The inevitable upgrade to the Nintendo DS Lite has been announced. Besides being slightly slimmer, the new Nintendo DSi ($180) has two 3.25-inch screens (17% bigger than the Lite), better audio, a built-in web browser, an SD memory card slot, and a 3.3 megapixel camera on the outside and a smaller one inside on the hinge. The DSi, which comes in white or black, will also have the ability to download games over Wi-Fi. It hits stores in Japan next month, but won't be available here until sometime early next year.


GTbyCITROËN

Just insane...


Bad parenting at it's finest. 7 yr old breaks into zoo and slaughters animals.

SYDNEY, Australia — A blank-faced 7-year-old boy broke into a popular Outback zoo, fed a string of animals to the resident crocodile and bashed several lizards to death with a rock, the zoo's director said Friday.



Oct. 1: Security footage shows a 7-year-old boy throwing a turtle over a wall at Alice Springs Reptile Centre in Australia.

Wednesday, October 01, 2008

OETTINGER Volkswagen Scirocco

Wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

I'll take one