Monday, January 31, 2005

Easy money...

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=3415&item=3952077393&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW
i have a uncut sheet of 1 dollar bills think i can cut em like that and sell em for that much

but i wont... but damn. it would be so easy

Hmm

yinyangilrie: she let's jason and kevin (jung) stay over like
yinyangilrie: till 1 or later
siLEntTriGGr: well
siLEntTriGGr: we're not jason and kevin
yinyangilrie: lol
yinyangilrie: yes you are
yinyangilrie: HAHAHAHAHA
siLEntTriGGr: omg
siLEntTriGGr: lol
yinyangilrie: YES YOU ARE
yinyangilrie: lol
yinyangilrie: HAHAH
yinyangilrie: nice oneee

Sunday, January 30, 2005

Montery Park

so today we went to montery park for lunch. we went to gogi, this all u can eat ummm korean bbq type place. you know, the kind where u get the meat, then u cook it yourself on a metal plate or something. anyways, this place is awesome.
and theres all u can eat shaved ice at the end..... mmmmm
soooo thats pretty bad for me.
first i stuff all the meat i can eat into my stomach.
then after that, i get shaved ice. lol its like stuffing x2.
but i cant help it. its good, and its all u can eat! lol
so by the time we finnished, i was about to die.
i dont want to go there anyways, i get so full it feels bad. haha

then at the end, i grabed a bowl of shaved ice (no toppings) and made a snowball out of it, and pegged my bro outside the restaurant. lollll

then after my bro and mom went into this bakery. and when i went in, and the owner of the store was makin this big deal. like "omg, your son is so handsome, wow, youre so lucky, i gotta give u a free cake." lol, she gave him this free small cake. lol
then she sees me and shes like "is this your older son?! wow! i gotta give you a free cake too!"
and she ran around the store making a big deal about it, like congradulating my mom and dad, wtf.
lol, the cake was pretty good tho.... too bad i was fullx2.
is till ate it. and i almost died on the ride home, haha

Ouches

siLEntTriGGr: u enjoy shutting guys down
siLEntTriGGr: lol
Jessgirl5000: hell yeah
Jessgirl5000: i mean a little
Jessgirl5000: hahaha

Friday, January 28, 2005

Finals II

Damn... well, i bombed my Bio final, and my A is now gone.
damnit, all the work i put into trying to keep my grade up was all wasted.
do finals even make any sense at all.
you work your ass off over the whole year to try to keep your grade up, then at the end, you take one test, that counts for like 2 times more than all the work through the whole year.
why should one test be worth so much? its pretty discouraging

cuz think about this: physics.
like todd glass worked his ass off in physics to keep his A, but now, after the final, his grade dropped to a B.
Me on the other hand, i didnt understand a goddamn fucking thing in that class, and i barely ever studied cuz i didnt even understand anything. i got a freaking 38% on the final, and i got a B in the class (79.88%, lol)
so basically, Todd is getting the same grade as i am, even though he worked his ass off and i didnt.
i dont think thats very fair. its lame how one test can pretty much turn a whole year of hard work into nothing.

same with jenna, she lost some of her boarderline grades. so all the freaking work she put into math analysis is useless.
she has an 89.4 in english, what really makes an 89.4 a whole letter grade better than an 89.5.

letter grades can kiss my ass.
seriously. a 79.4% and a 79.5% is JUST POINT ONE PERCENT APART. but theyre a whole letter grade difference. the difference between a B and a C is enormous, but .1% is aboslutely nothing, its like, 2 or 3 points.
and +s and -s dont mean a damn thing. the UCs dont even care.

damn finals are gay.
but i had fun today, cept i left my cell phone at jennas house... wonder if she noticed.

but on a ligher note, i only have one final tomorrow and its not till 10:35. haha

Thursday, January 27, 2005

siLEntTriGGr: Dr. Calvin A. Rickson, a scientist at Texas A & M University, has
invented a new bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.
At a news conference announcing the invention, a large group of men took Dr. Rickson outside and beat the **** out of him.
x a j u i c e: loll
x a j u i c e: nice
x a j u i c e: no girls will buy them
x a j u i c e: they want guys to see boobs jiggle
siLEntTriGGr: hahah
siLEntTriGGr: i like nipples

-like 45 minutes pass-

siLEntTriGGr: siLEntTriGGr: i like nipples
siLEntTriGGr: hahah
siLEntTriGGr: best quote ever
x a j u i c e: lol
x a j u i c e: i didn't know what to say after that
x a j u i c e: so i just didn't say anything
siLEntTriGGr: LOL

Tuesday, January 25, 2005

Jin

His response to the tsunami song.
good shit

Finals

SOoooooooooooo if i can keep my current grades, i'll have a 3.8 gpa...
not too bad for not really trying.
thats assuming i can keep my As in Bio (91.4) and Eng (90.1) :sweat:
and calc and physics...... damn, hardest classes ever
i'll take my C in calc, since i went into the class knowing i was prob gonna get a C.
And vaughn never gives anyone lower than a C, so i shouldnt need to worry about getting a D.
in physics, i have an 86, and all i need is like a 30% on the final to keep it. lol.

soooooooooo yeah. good luck to me
click link for a gif my bro made...

Monday, January 24, 2005

Fuck

i made a big ass post about how gay my bio partner is cuz he ditched my group and left me with 2 retards.
but then i tried to post it and it didnt work and now i lost it all :((((((((((((((

Saturday, January 22, 2005

Bastards

wow, will you look at this.
these people on this radio show, make fun of the tsunami victims.
wow. who do these people think they are... seriously, how can they think they can get away with that
just listen to it, its terrible....... they can go to hell

here for the mp3:
http://www.thesilent1.com/longer_hot97_tsunami.mp3

Monkey Owns Tiger

this monkey has balls. lol
hes asking to get owned

BMW is stupid.

So today started out with me failing part 2 of my calc test.
pretty lame
i found out i got a 17/30 on the first part. LOL, i rule.
anyways, then in econ we had a unit 4 test i was unaware of.
at least enoch was easy enough. lol, he let us go into the comp lab, and misrahi found AIM w/ a saved pass on this comp.
so they signed on and started chatting with everyone on the list.
it was funny, cuz i knew like, a lot of the people on the list. sean chen, ellen chen, tiff tu, jeremy chen, etc. all asian, haha.
so it ended up being julia liu's sn. haha

sooooooooooooo then after school, i convinced scott to go with me to monterey park to pick up my sides and rear. i needed a traffic/carpool lane buddy, cuz i knew i was gonna get stuck in traffic like crazy.
and damn i was right, traffic all the way there, traffic all the way back.
i was goin nuts, and my back hurt. we were stuck in traffic for litterally like 2 hours.
on the way back, we wanted to visit eric, but his ass was too cool for us, since he had like an asian dinner club thing.

so we get home, and scott takes the piss he really needed.
and we get bored and decide to install the new parts.
the rear was pretty easy and fun, we just needed the right parts.
but then when we got to the sides........... wow.
it seems easy, but bmw makes an easy task such a freaking pain in the ass.
wtf is up with those piece of crap lil plastic retainers.
you have to pull them out, but after a couple of years they start to get jammed and brittle.
and the harder you pull, it just tears the head up, and then after a while, thers just no way to get it out unless u cut it.
and then by doing that, the hole gets jammed and you cant even use it anymore.

so we spent most of our time on the ground tearing up our fingers and sticking our heads under the 2000lb car that could have fallen on our heads at any second.
we worked from freaking 10-3:30 to get it done.
jesus. but damn it was pretty worth it.... looks good, to me at least.

so yeah, thanks for the help scott.
lets not do that agian anytime soon, lol

Thursday, January 20, 2005

My fav pic

This was my fav pic i took at the LA auto show. look carefully to see why

BUG

Assassin GT R: my dad was pissing this cop off to all hell
Assassin GT R: when he got pulled over for a moving violation
Assassin GT R: the cop gave him the ticket
Assassin GT R: dad crumpled it
Assassin GT R: threw it out the window
Assassin GT R: cop wrote him for the violatian, littering too
siLEntTriGGr: lol
siLEntTriGGr: i saw that on cops
siLEntTriGGr: was that him?
Assassin GT R: No, cause i was in the car
siLEntTriGGr: haha ok
siLEntTriGGr: but yah
siLEntTriGGr: i saw it on tv
Assassin GT R: in his stupid silver bug
Assassin GT R: lol
Assassin GT R: my dad drives a vw bug
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

Wednesday, January 19, 2005

Unlucky

maybe lucky.. im not sure, u choose

Calc

so we had a calc test. so fucking hard, i really didnt know anything. sigh
but heres the real story:
so right before the test vaughn is like "i have good news everybody"
im thinking like "SWEET! no more test!" (lol, yah right, but i was hoping for the best.
Her: "well, i was making the test and i got carried away, and made too many problems"
Me (thinking): um...... thats good?
her: So you dont have to do the free response...
Me: hmm thats not bad
her: ...until friday.
me: WTF?! thats good news?!
so now you dont need to worry about the whole test today, u can spread it over 2 days! yay!!!
HOW IS THAT GOOD NEWS.
i get to fail twice!!

Videos

http://studentorgs.utexas.edu/vsa/dateauction/mtvsaleanback.mpg
hmmm.... have they no shame?

http://studentorgs.utexas.edu/vsa/dateauction/mtvsadipitlow.mpg
college people have way too much time


http://www.mcucla.com/club/willshow.wmv
http://www.mcucla.com/club/clubad.wmv
dang, if thats ucla........ damn

Calm

siLEntTriGGr: u sould calm down right now
yinyangilrie: dud
yinyangilrie: i'm fucking calm damnit

Tuesday, January 18, 2005

Homo?

siLEntTriGGr: want to hear about my gay classmate?
dreamieChinadoll: yah
siLEntTriGGr: this kids a soph
siLEntTriGGr: cuz im in bio with a class full of sophmores
siLEntTriGGr: and hes like, flamboyantly gay
dreamieChinadoll: lol
dreamieChinadoll: haha
dreamieChinadoll: oh whoops i shouldnt say anyting so u can copy and paste it
dreamieChinadoll: to someone
dreamieChinadoll: ;-)
siLEntTriGGr: the kid like wears fur scarves to school
siLEntTriGGr: lol, dont worry about it
dreamieChinadoll: LOL!!!
dreamieChinadoll: ew
dreamieChinadoll: are u joking lol
siLEntTriGGr: and hes got a pic of this guy in an armani ad or something on his binder
siLEntTriGGr: anyways
siLEntTriGGr: so today the teacher mentioned milkshakes
siLEntTriGGr: and in the middle of a silent class, the kid starts singing "my milkshake brings all boys to the yard......"
siLEntTriGGr: like really loud
siLEntTriGGr: in his super gay voice
dreamieChinadoll: LOL
dreamieChinadoll: OMGGGGGG
siLEntTriGGr: the taecher was like
siLEntTriGGr: "oh my god........" outloud
siLEntTriGGr: lollll
siLEntTriGGr: ohhhhh
siLEntTriGGr: and like during labs
siLEntTriGGr: she lets us listen to music
siLEntTriGGr: OMG HE DANCSE
siLEntTriGGr: oh, and when your quizzes gets graded, sometimes the grader misses a problem u shoulda got a point off on
siLEntTriGGr: if u go up to her and let her take the extra point off
dreamieChinadoll: LOL
dreamieChinadoll: ya?
siLEntTriGGr: the teacher takes u to the front of the class and goes (if its a boy) "guys, this is the kinda friend u want to have. and girls, this is the kinda boyfriend u want to ahve"
siLEntTriGGr: when that kid went up
siLEntTriGGr: she was like "boys and girls.... this is the kinda friend u want to have"
siLEntTriGGr: and she stopped there
siLEntTriGGr: lolllllll
siLEntTriGGr: i was waiting for her to say, "boys, this is the kinda bf u want to have"
dreamieChinadoll: HAHAHHHAA
siLEntTriGGr: or even the right way, and see his face
siLEntTriGGr: and we think he gave my friend a love note
dreamieChinadoll: so hes gay
dreamieChinadoll: for sure?
dreamieChinadoll: (o and ur teacher is WEIRD)
siLEntTriGGr: um, as sure as u can be, without him outright saying it
dreamieChinadoll: so have u done that
siLEntTriGGr: YES, LITTEN I HATE HER
siLEntTriGGr: no
siLEntTriGGr: LOL fuck that
dreamieChinadoll: lol
dreamieChinadoll: wtf why wold u want to have that
dreamieChinadoll: to go in front of the class
siLEntTriGGr: i kow
dreamieChinadoll: and have a teacher say that
dreamieChinadoll: lol
siLEntTriGGr: and lose a pt
dreamieChinadoll: does she think thats encouragement?
dreamieChinadoll: for ppl to do that
dreamieChinadoll: god i'd be like HELL No run the other way
dreamieChinadoll: lol
siLEntTriGGr: lol
siLEntTriGGr: theyre sophmores theyre like retarded
siLEntTriGGr: sreiously
siLEntTriGGr: lemme tell u about the loev note
siLEntTriGGr: ummmmmm
siLEntTriGGr: oh yeah, it was like a plastic baggy with chocolate hearts in it
siLEntTriGGr: and a note that said "to: steven, i <3 u." and it said the gay kids name
siLEntTriGGr: lol
dreamieChinadoll: LOL
siLEntTriGGr: dunno if its real
siLEntTriGGr: but my friend believes it
dreamieChinadoll: LOL

Cookies

i was getting my cookise
siLEntTriGGr (9:34:43 PM): i made 4, and my mom tries to steal one without me noticing
siLEntTriGGr (9:34:44 PM): she like
siLEntTriGGr (9:34:50 PM): takes it when my back is to her
siLEntTriGGr (9:34:59 PM): and when i turn aruond, she turns her back to me when shes chewing
siLEntTriGGr (9:35:10 PM): its not like im not gonna notice if 1/4 of my cookies is missing

Jack

look what my bro made...
http://www.angelfire.com/ak5/quiksilvergt/jo2.gif


look what my friend made...
http://e.myspace.com/00021/29/00/21560092_l.GIF


thats freaking weird, i dont think my bro has seen it before.
its almost exactly the same, just reflected

Monday, January 17, 2005

A Second Chance

damnnnnnn they got in a commercial
thats sweet.
DAMNIT THIS BAND IS AWESOME.

Just lose it

it kinda makes u embarassed to be asian eh?

Sunday, January 16, 2005

Lol, wtf?

lol, shayan from chs wrote this about like... his version of calabasas or something like that. lol, its pretty funny, u can tell hes persian.

Saturday, January 15, 2005

Ashley Simpson Petition

Sign it!!!
she seriously sucks, look at her at the orange bowl:
http://www.local10.com/video/4048936/detail.html

"But apologies are simply not enough for some music fans, who recently started circulating an online petition demanding that Simpson quit her music career posthaste.


"We, the undersigned, are disgusted with Ashlee Simpson's horrible singing and hereby ask her to stop. Stop recording, touring, modeling and performing. We do not wish to see her again," the Stop Ashlee Simpson petition reads. "She cannot match the sound of her voice that can be found on her CDs, when she sings live. She simply yells the words (sometimes the wrong ones) into the mic." So far, more than 14,000 (its at 24,000+ now, LOL) people have endorsed the sentiment. "
http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?t=225152&page=1&pp=20

You think your mom is bad?

WOW, this is sad.... terrible.... omg

BIRMINGHAM, Alabama (AP) -- A woman angry with her 12-year-old daughter for having sex forced the girl to drink bleach and sat on her until the child died, a police detective said.

Friday, January 14, 2005

People

can you believe people actually think they look good?
this is why i hate the world

Thursday, January 13, 2005

Tourettes

possibly the coolest disease ever?!
LOLLLLLLL
http://www.tourettesguy.com/videos/montage3.wmv

Oral

x a j u i c e: lmao... you know that link you gave me earlier...
x a j u i c e: the oral sex one
siLEntTriGGr: yah
x a j u i c e: i posted it in a chat room i was in
x a j u i c e: at first everyone laughed
x a j u i c e: then everyone stopped talking
x a j u i c e: for the longest time
x a j u i c e: so i wa slike.. you guys are still reading huh

SUPRA!

soooooooo guess who drove a twin turbo supra today?!!?!?!?
MEEEEEEEEEEEE!
i drove derek yamani's bro's, its even modded.
rims, blow off valve (OMG SO NICE), turbo timer, boost meter, strut bar.
it also has exhaust and stuff, but they took it out to pass smog inspection.
damn........ so nice.
hearing the turbos spooling is like....... the nicest thing ever.

Awesome Report

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/sc_shit/page1.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/sc_shit/page2.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/sc_shit/page3.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/sc_shit/page4.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/sc_shit/page5.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/sc_shit/page6.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v233/sc_shit/page7.jpg

Hilarious!

Wednesday, January 12, 2005

The Game- The Documentary

This is a pretty good album....
actually, its really good.

Tuesday, January 11, 2005

Walking canes

ever think about getting a cane?
i know you want one
"This shaft is made from the actual reproductive organ of a bull...skilly fashioned by professional "shaftologists".
shaftologist....... HAHAHA

Huge Boulder!!

25 foot high boulder fell on topanga canyon road!!!!
NUTS

Monday, January 10, 2005

Sexy Stomach

Check it outttttttttt

Sunday, January 09, 2005

Big kids

Jessgirl5000: my dad is forcing me to sleep
Jessgirl5000: but im not even tired
siLEntTriGGr: heh
Jessgirl5000: its not fair
Jessgirl5000: im a big kid
Jessgirl5000: i can do what i want
Jessgirl5000: fine dad wins
Jessgirl5000: im gonna go

Ihop

So today, me, scott and matt went to ihop for brunch. tiff was supposed tog o too, but she went back to UCI instead. >.<
anyways, it took us forever to get seated, order, and get our food. (we got there at 12:20, got our food at like 1:20. we had tzu chi at 1:30 -_-)
anyways, i ordered a regular sized chocolate milk, and they gave me a hot chocolate instead.
i didnt know (whipped cream covered the steam). so i stuck my straw in and took a big gulp....... ouch, it burned.
then i exchanged for a chocolate milk, and they gave me a large insetad of a regular.
and it was too big, i couldnt finish. so i wasted like a dollar. bah
we finished eating at like, 1:40, then scott decides he needs to get gas, and we end up 20 minutes late to tzu chi, instead of 10 min late.
so blame scott guys.

then at tzu chi, paul's house had 2 cats.
and my bro, like the stupid kid he is, was playing with them.
then he got super allergic to them and his face turned red and he started swelling.
and everyone is like, "if youre allergic, why did u play with the cats?"
hes like "cuz it was fun!" smarrrrrrt

Thongness

: so
: this morning
: i take the most wonderfulest warm shower
: and i get out
: and get dressed
siLEntTriGGr: ok
: and as i am walking around my house
: preparing my breakfast
: i'm like, wtf? my crotch area feels very....constricted
siLEntTriGGr: ok
siLEntTriGGr: LOL
: so
siLEntTriGGr: i dont see how that works
siLEntTriGGr: but go on
: then im like, what is going on
: SO
: i go back into my room to "see whats the matter"
: and i put my thong on backwards

Thongness

: so
: this morning
: i take the most wonderfulest warm shower
: and i get out
: and get dressed
siLEntTriGGr: ok
: and as i am walking around my house
: preparing my breakfast
: i'm like, wtf? my crotch area feels very....constricted
siLEntTriGGr: ok
siLEntTriGGr: LOL
: so
siLEntTriGGr: i dont see how that works
siLEntTriGGr: but go on
: then im like, what is going on
: SO
: i go back into my room to "see whats the matter"
: and i put my thong on backwards

I height Heights

This vid is just crazy, what they say at the end is just, too much
AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
sucks for the guy tho

AJ is gay

x a j u i c e: when i saw this... i thought of you
x a j u i c e: http://www.sub-zer0.com/xytmnd/image.php?u=187&dateline=1104885440
siLEntTriGGr: why
siLEntTriGGr: haha
x a j u i c e: i don't know
siLEntTriGGr: theres a vid
x a j u i c e: yeah
x a j u i c e: but that avatar just made me think of you
x a j u i c e: this reminded me of us...
x a j u i c e: http://img34.exs.cx/img34/5735/butt43zs.jpg
siLEntTriGGr: haahahahah
siLEntTriGGr: omg

Friday, January 07, 2005

Priceless

While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 15 mph over) I

noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge. Naturally, he

pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me, "What's the hurry?"

I replied, "I'm late for work."

"Oh yeah?" said the cop. "What do you do?"

"I'm a rectum stretcher," I responded.

The cop said, "What?.... A rectum stretcher? What does a rectum

stretcher DO?"

I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two

fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand. Then I work

until I can get both hands in there, and then I slowly stretch it until
it's

about 6 foot wide."

The cop asked me, "What the hell do you do with a 6 foot ass hole?"

I simply replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a

bridge....."

**Bail: $100

**Ticket: $95

**Look on cop's face: Priceless






HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Homoness

CHENzONghUa 4 17 (1:32:34 AM): can i have a picture of u?
CHENzONghUa 4 17 (1:32:43 AM): u know, to jack off to
siLEntTriGGr (1:32:55 AM): nice
CHENzONghUa 4 17 (1:32:58 AM): diana: i never want to meet to again!!
siLEntTriGGr (1:33:02 AM): some guys will let u
CHENzONghUa 4 17 (1:33:08 AM): guys?
CHENzONghUa 4 17 (1:33:10 AM): what
siLEntTriGGr (1:34:54 AM): girls
siLEntTriGGr (1:34:55 AM): hahahah
CHENzONghUa 4 17 (1:35:13 AM): hahaha
CHENzONghUa 4 17 (1:35:15 AM): alright
CHENzONghUa 4 17 (1:35:44 AM): ill just pretend it was a typo and not a mistake based on inner desires
CHENzONghUa 4 17 (1:35:56 AM): haha
siLEntTriGGr (1:36:02 AM): hahah
siLEntTriGGr (1:36:03 AM): its late
siLEntTriGGr (1:36:07 AM): u know how it goes
siLEntTriGGr (1:36:10 AM): i get gayer as it gets later
CHENzONghUa 4 17 (1:36:15 AM): hmmm
CHENzONghUa 4 17 (1:36:18 AM): never heard of that
CHENzONghUa 4 17 (1:36:33 AM): but ill keep that in mind as i speak to u at this hour from now on
CHENzONghUa 4 17 (1:36:34 AM): lol
CHENzONghUa 4 17 (1:36:48 AM): actually thats true
siLEntTriGGr (1:36:53 AM): ok
CHENzONghUa 4 17 (1:37:04 AM): except i dont think there really is a saying like that
siLEntTriGGr (1:37:11 AM): lol
siLEntTriGGr (1:37:13 AM): i just made that up
siLEntTriGGr (1:37:16 AM): ur fuckin gay man

Body kit

i FINALLY found one i like, at an affordable price.
i already got it on order

Thursday, January 06, 2005

Love?

Jessgirl5000: i love you all the time
Jessgirl5000: non stop
Jessgirl5000: happy
siLEntTriGGr: if its true, then i am
Jessgirl5000: liike every single second of every single motherfuckin day


LOL! motherfuckin days, hehe

Gucci

Gucci print carbon fiber? wtf?
i'll take some LV print thank you very much. :P

Vids

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Michael Jackson

damn that focker can dance!

Wednesday, January 05, 2005

I love Matt

The things he does for me.....
damn, he saved my life
i deff owe him something :eeps:

Random

HAHAHAHAHHA
Ashley simpson booed!!!
Vid: http://www.local10.com/video/4048936/detail.html
Article: http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,143445,00.html



Kristen Dunst boobie slip:
"Looks like the Golem but with hair and tittiays." LOLLLLL
http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?t=222473


Ohhh... and go to google, then images,
and search "jason tung" see what you get..... LOL


This is weird, does it work?
http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?t=222455



Sweet street racing vid:
http://azinwood.com/compilation.wmv
who kows the name of the songs?

Midgets

Rent a midget!!

Midgets

Rent a midget!!

Tuesday, January 04, 2005

Periods

siLEntTriGGr: areu on ur rag
Jessgirl5000: why
siLEntTriGGr: cuz
Jessgirl5000: yes of course
siLEntTriGGr: the other 2 ppl im talking to are
Jessgirl5000: hahaha
Jessgirl5000: thats soo fawking weird cuz yes i am
Jessgirl5000: no really i am
siLEntTriGGr: OMG
Jessgirl5000: im totally telling you the truth
Jessgirl5000: completely
siLEntTriGGr: OMG

Who wants a porsche

If only i had and extra $115k to burn



Go here to feel my pain :(
http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?t=222058

Monday, January 03, 2005

Time to kill somebody

this is just terrible, can u believe there are people out there like this?!
if i knew them, i would literally kill them.
im sooooo pissed, when i watched that, my mouth just dropped. and i sat there in disbelief.
sigh.... feel the anger surge through you
"The guys who did this got beaten pretty bad by locals after this video spread on the internet. They also got arrested and all they got was probation and community service."
good

Girls...

Jessgirl5000: i hate most girls
siLEntTriGGr: haha
Jessgirl5000: there are no words to describe the terror of girls
siLEntTriGGr: lol
siLEntTriGGr: "bitch"
siLEntTriGGr: es*
Jessgirl5000: thats speaking too highly now



typicalxreject: my stomach hurts so bad
typicalxreject: make it feel better
typicalxreject: right now
siLEntTriGGr: drink some um
typicalxreject: okay
siLEntTriGGr: gravy
typicalxreject: ew
typicalxreject: are you serious?
siLEntTriGGr: yeah
typicalxreject: uh
typicalxreject: why?
siLEntTriGGr: it helps
siLEntTriGGr: with tummy aches
typicalxreject: but
typicalxreject: i dont have any
siLEntTriGGr: hm
siLEntTriGGr: melt some butter
siLEntTriGGr: and drink it
typicalxreject: ewwie
siLEntTriGGr: it helps
typicalxreject: ewwie
typicalxreject: how?
siLEntTriGGr: the butter is a base so it neutralizes the acids in your stomach
siLEntTriGGr: and settles it
typicalxreject: owwie

Sunday, January 02, 2005

On "Nude Hot Springs"

siLEntTriGGr: they went to a nude um
siLEntTriGGr: hot springs
Aahhhh ChU: lol
siLEntTriGGr: and they all got naked!
Aahhhh ChU: yeah they have that in japan..
siLEntTriGGr: and touched each other
Aahhhh ChU: lol
Aahhhh ChU: my parents went
Aahhhh ChU: and a bunch of other people in our tour group
Aahhhh ChU: i didnt want to be around that lol
siLEntTriGGr: ew
siLEntTriGGr: old people
Aahhhh ChU: naked old people!
Aahhhh ChU: including parents!
siLEntTriGGr: yeah
siLEntTriGGr: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Aahhhh ChU: i watched tv
Aahhhh ChU: i cant imagine any of guys doing that lol
Aahhhh ChU: sitting there in a hot spring just like
siLEntTriGGr: lol
Aahhhh ChU: sooo this is comfortable..
siLEntTriGGr: soooooooooo
siLEntTriGGr: lolllll
siLEntTriGGr: yeah
siLEntTriGGr: i see youre shaved
siLEntTriGGr: hows that working out
Aahhhh ChU: lolol
Aahhhh ChU: oh man
siLEntTriGGr: lolllll

On "Nude Hot Springs"

siLEntTriGGr: they went to a nude um
siLEntTriGGr: hot springs
Aahhhh ChU: lol
siLEntTriGGr: and they all got naked!
Aahhhh ChU: yeah they have that in japan..
siLEntTriGGr: and touched each other
Aahhhh ChU: lol
Aahhhh ChU: my parents went
Aahhhh ChU: and a bunch of other people in our tour group
Aahhhh ChU: i didnt want to be around that lol
siLEntTriGGr: ew
siLEntTriGGr: old people
Aahhhh ChU: naked old people!
Aahhhh ChU: including parents!
siLEntTriGGr: yeah
siLEntTriGGr: ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Aahhhh ChU: i watched tv
Aahhhh ChU: i cant imagine any of guys doing that lol
Aahhhh ChU: sitting there in a hot spring just like
siLEntTriGGr: lol
Aahhhh ChU: sooo this is comfortable..
siLEntTriGGr: soooooooooo
siLEntTriGGr: lolllll
siLEntTriGGr: yeah
siLEntTriGGr: i see youre shaved
siLEntTriGGr: hows that working out
Aahhhh ChU: lolol
Aahhhh ChU: oh man
siLEntTriGGr: lolllll

School....

Soooo school starts tomorrow...
and i cant really explain in words how i feel right now.
But i'll try to give you guys an idea.
Remember in the movie "battle royal," where that girl takes that 12 inch dagger, and plunges it into that boy's groin. twice.
yeah, thats kinda how i feel right now.

if you havnt seen battle royal, just let me tell you taht even the girls yelled and cringed during that part.
so yah. i dont really want to go.

Lame

Damn, of all the days to forget my cell phone.
i forgot about my cell phone ALL DAY today.
and i JUST checked it.
and i found out i missed 5 calls. scott and matt calling me, cuz everyone was hanging out.
damnit!!! instead of spending my last day of break having fun, i spent it at home spraypainting and watching futurama. :-\

Last day of break

So i get woken up at 11:30, cuz i gotta go to community service. to help out the tsunami victims.
so i go thinking im gonna meet up with scott/gary/etc. all my freinds.
so i go, and nobody is there. so it was just me, my bro, and ashley.
and i thought we were going to pack food and clothes and stuff.
turns out we were actually standing in front of a supermarket, begging for money.
it was raining and freezing out, and i was cold as hell, my hands were freezing.
damn that sucked. we stayed from like 12:30-4:30.
bleh.
we got a decent ammount of money though.
and i turns out, people dont like donating to me.
i had a competition with my bro, see who could get more donations (we both had a box). he killed me, it was like 1 vs 6.
then i gave my box to a girl, and she killed my bro. well, kinda, it was like 9 vs 6.
so yeah, if u want to get a lotta money, then have a young girl hold the box.

Atom

wow, this thing is unbelieveably fast

My Big Post

well, i havnt made a big post in a while... so here goes....

Wednesday:
man, that was a lotta fun.
we were going to matt's concert but kristen and mason showed up at my house late, so we had to jet to the cobalt, and barely got there on time. i think we might ahve even showed up on the second song.. we met up with scott, jenna, tiff w, tiff tu, and stacy there. the concert went well, and after we went to fatburger.
you know what, i always think i want a milkshake. cuz they sound so good. but then when i ordered one at fatburger, i immediately knew i wasnt gonna like it after the first sip. its weird.
then after, we decided to visit josh's party. we got there at the begining, before it really started, so we really didnt have anything to do... but after we left, i heard it went nuts. like so many ppl u couldnt walk, and the cops showed up and started giving out tickets. lol, sucks.
then we had a hell of a time trying to decide what to do... we ended up goin to tiffs. i finally saw mean girls, which was a pretty damn good movie. cept lidsay lohans freckles gross me out :(
we stayed there pretty late, and matt showed up a lil later. he got a ticket... good luck man.

Thursday:
i worked on troy's car. damn his car is nice... same model as my car. cept he has full body kit, 19" custom rims, big brake kit (drool), carbon fiber trim. damn nice.
i installed the remote angel eye thing for him, and i bought new sideskirts from him. to replace the one i fucked up from driving into a curb... boo
then i took off my front bumper for my car to start fitting my front lip.
then i went out with my dad and went tool shopping. and i got my very precious torque wrench. DAMN THAT THING IS COOL. i love the click it makes. lol

after, I was getting tired and decided to stay home. grace wanted to see meet the fockers tho. sorry i couldnt go, we'll chill some othertime.


Friday:
New years eve...
well, i woke up, and didnt go to lunch with mason, eric, gary and his friends cuz i was too lazy to get outa bed...
then i found out i got the new lugs for my wheels, so i decided to put them on to see if it fixed the problem...
and you know what i realized when i looked at the wheels? THEY ARE ALL CRACKED. My brand new wheels are starting to crack. so yeah. theyre def going back.
the new lugs didnt help either, in case u were wondering.
so i ended up switching my wheels back to stock... my.. 15s... ugly.

then after i got the wheels changed back, i went to eric/gary's house to play poker, where we all lost to my BROTHER.
then we went to dinner at chester's chinese food place with family friends, and josh and jon. jon got a ipod photo!! nutssss.
after dinner jon, josh, my bro, and i went to eric/gary's house agian. where we celebrated the new year with a good game of poker. which i kicked ass at, and basically won. (i was chip leader by a lot when we quit).
and i spilled apple cider all over myself... boo.
CAN YOU BELIEVE THEY HAVE GARLIC JELLY BEANS?!?! why!? and why does gary's family have A WHOLE JAR of them?!
i thought they were like.... peach..... so i ate a handful... EW. i probably should have guessed they were gross when i saw eric's writing saying "i'm yummy =)" on the jar.
then i gave some to jon, telling him they were peach. lol
then erics dad gave josh some.... and he actualyl ate it without spitting it out. wtf.

Saturday:
I spent much of the day on my car. well, by much of today i mean from 3 (when i woke up) to 6 (when we had to go to janet's for dinner). i got my front lip fitted on my car, and some of the parts painted.
then jon came over, and we went to janet's house for dinner... it was very awkward.
melody, joe, jon, me, max, janet, janet's friend were there. and nobody really knew everybody that well. and many ppl hadnt seen each other for a while. lol. yeah, whatever. it was hella boring, we just watched tv the whole time while the parents talked loud and laughed loud, and drowned out the tv.


and this is my long ass post......
and can you fucking believe school starts on one day.
goddamnit.
im wondering if i have any hw right now.
lol, i havnt done a thing this break. whatever.
it was a good break, i had fun.

Saturday, January 01, 2005

Food

Jessgirl5000: i hate getting back from vacation
Jessgirl5000: cuz there is never anytihng to eat at home once you get back
Jessgirl5000: im sure theres something at home
Jessgirl5000: i can somehow make
Jessgirl5000: maybe
Jessgirl5000: yes! theres bread
siLEntTriGGr: what are u making
Jessgirl5000: bread
Jessgirl5000: hahaha
siLEntTriGGr: LOLLL
siLEntTriGGr: ok
Jessgirl5000: theres basically nothin at my home
Jessgirl5000: so um im pretty much just left with bread and water
siLEntTriGGr: like in prison