What are your chances of surviving a zombie apocolypse?

55%

Looking for payday loan?

Millionnaire Secrets

Time to rethink your career choice

HSN Live Bloopers

Gotta love these....
Scroll through the thread for the other ones

The Truth About Scientology

Pretty scary/freaky

Merry Xmas!

Merry Christmas mofos!

Funny Funnies

Some more funny pics

EuroTuner/EuropeanCar/Etc Subscription for $8

Link:
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I bought 2 years of EuroTuner for 16$!

Ends 12/25 tho

How Six Songs Collide (Mashup)

Pretty cool, 6 songs mixed into one...
1. Jason Mraz - I'm Yours
2. Howie Day - Collide
3. Five For Fighting - Superman
4. Angela Ammons - Always Getting Over You
5. Boyzone - All That I Need
6. 3 Doors Down - Here Without You



Thanks to mitchell for the link

pregnant needing a lick - w4m - 22 (alameda)

OMG!!!
HAHAHAHA
Some people are so disturbed

33 Best Beer Pong Tables Ever

Damn, some pretty creative, dedicated beer pong players

Where has Jarah Mariano been?

Here she is!!!

Does it feel a bit chilly? NWS

Haha... wow, how does she not notice

Who Killed The Electric Car?

A seriously interesting movie about why the electric car failed...
Apparently everyone who owned them loved them... but they werent allowed to buy... only lease...
So at the end of the leases, all the automakers took them back and crushed them for no reason...

How sad...

Intro 58th Emmy Awards with Conan O'Brien

LMAO... freakin genius

Owned for Showing Off

50 things You're not supposed to know

Hmmmmm...

The Dewey Cox Story- Clip

Star Wars Rap

Pretty good, funny

I wanna play this smash

Spreading the love- NWS

Guy or girl?
America decides!

What Are you Gonna Do To The Monster?

Another cute kid video...

How to teach your grandma english

Give Em the Evil Look

Candice's fav lil girl




Not Funeeeee!

This dad is way too close with his son

Damn, that just seems really weird.

How would you like to make $51,369/hour like Henry Kravis

$450 Million a year...
I cant even imagine....

Im Looking For These Albums!!!

I want these albums SO BAD!!!

If anyone has it or knows where i can get it please let me know...
I cant even find these on the iTunes store!!!

A Thorn For Every Heart- Its Hard to Move you

Punk The Clock Vol II and III



PLEASEEEEEE

Edit:
I just bought punk the clock vol III... first album ive bought in forever...
Now for ATFEH... and Vol II

Fashion tips for women from a guy

New Maddox!!!
Its kind of old really... but he barely updates anymore this counts as recent..
I read it a whole ago, but forgot to post it up.

RIP Victim of Bank Robber Car Accident...

Wow... this is so sad.

Watch the vid... its just too insane...


RIP

Packin Heat

Cop thought he found some drugs. But he did'nt.
He found something else instead.

N Cedar St & Shaft Rd, Hazleton, Luzerne, Pennsylvania

Shaft road!!

Google Maps FTW

$500 Free Gas with Tire Purchase

That makes the tires practically free!!!

I am... Mclovin

100+ Funny Pics....

Your ultimate finals procrastination tool...

Donald Trump is BALLINNN

Edit:
Well, apparently Donald Trump is claiming that this is fake.... oh well..

Attention Home Depot Shoppers: A New Scam!

A 'Heads Up' for those of us men who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends. Here's how the scam works.

Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot or Lowes. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen on November 4th, 5th, 9th, 15th, and twice on the 20th, so be careful.

Quicksilver Screen

Watch movies and stuff in high quality....

Hot Rod, Good Luck Chuck.... on my to-watch list

Japan vs China

Refueling a plane in Japan:




Refueling a plane in China

A Whole New World

More from that guy.... Duet by himself....
He can sing like a guy too!!

The steepest snowboard run....

Balls of steel.... balls of fuckin steel...
WOW

Hilarious Magic Show

One of the funnier good, wholesome things ive seen in a while...
I love it

Dude sounds like a lady

Woww.... its SO WEIRD hearing this voice come from this guy...
Hes such a good singer tho... weird

Sensual Seduction

Love this music video
Love this song

My sleeping schedule!!!

Sooooooooooooo messed up....
I pass out at 10pm and wake up at 7am...

This is definitely the most messed up it has been so far....
I cant get ANY work done!!! Since i usually do most of it from like 10pm-3am
And im too sleepy throughout the day to do stuff early... i just pass out before i get a chance.

Sucksss

I need to fix this sh1t

RIP Pimp C

Apparently he was just found dead in a hotel room... that would only happen with a rapper...

S5 with DPEs

Damnnnnn, already!
Soooo sick

U.S. Patent 6,681,419: Urinal Headrest

Wow... strangely, i bet this would get used a lot more than anyone thinks

Most Riced out 350Z Ever

Hilarious....
2nd video where they actually talk to the owner is hilarious

On Bike Entertainment!

So i guess this is the new trend?!

Got a snowboard!!!

Went to skidazzle on saturday and got snowboarding equipment finally!
So i plan on going a lotttt this winter break... lemme know if anyone wants to go!


I got a Burton T6 with Burton Mission bindings.... Thirty-Two boots....
A jacket, and a board bag...

Board is here http://www.sierrasnowboard.com/Burton-T6-2007-1183.asp

The pic doesnt really do it justice... but it looks really good in real life, i promise.
Everyone that has seen it has loved it...

Now i just need to get good enough to actually use the board's potential
Thats what this winter is for :)

Best part... the board has a thermometer!!!!! LMAO


I CANT WAIT TO GO SNOWBOARDING!!!



Edit:
Heres real pics of the snowboard!

Bonobo

So I was looking for pictures of Bonobos (relative of the chimp) and i went to google and searched bonobo in the image search....do it and see what you guys get

So google search "bonobo" and see what kinda images you get... lmao

LA drivers cant drive

LA Drivers + Rain = Nobodys going anywhere anytime soon

Project Latino Comedy

More at link

2Girls1BMW

Lol, dad gets his 2 daughters to review the new M3

I smoke weed everyday... I dont give a shiiiit

Nick Swardson ftw

Mr Turner Gets A DUI

Quite possibly one of the best youtube vidos ever posted!!!!!!

$1 Million Lotto Winner not so lucky

Apparently he was on probation and wasnt allowed to gamble

Craziest Roommate Ever?

Wow.... scary.

2Girls1Plane

This one is hilarious... poor girl!

Is Europe a Country? Is France?

Conan O'Brien 1864 Baseball

Conan O'Brien 1864 Baseball

Add to My Profile | More Videos

2 Guys 1 Cup

John Mayer is a funny guy

2 girls, 1 cup, 1 grandma

This is def my favorite "reaction" video yet

Let it Burn

Lol.... ok now its really time for bed

Sigh

Another night of no sleep... been lying in bed for hours... and cant fall asleep.
Too much shit running through my mind.

I need help... can someone please recommend me some kind of hardcore sleeping medicine that will knock me the fuck out asap?

That would be greaaaaaaaaaaaaaat



Edit:
6:30 now... imma try to get to bed now... i can still get 2.5 hours of sleep!


Edit 2:
7:30, Fock it... just cant sleep.... things are so messed up

Fuck it

Sorry

Chris Brown- I Wanna Be

Another great song.

3 Doors Down ft Jay-Z- Here Without You Remix.mp3

Sick sick sick song

All i saw was eyes and teeth!

Eamon- How Could You Bring Him Home

Werd

Top Gear: Worlds Smallest Car

Hilarious clip from an episode of Top Gear...
dont need to like cars to appreciate the vid!

Regular Everyday Normal Guy Rap Song

Lmao, this is pretty hilarious.
Keep it reeeaallll

Cutest thing ever?

Damn....

Girls dancing on Daft punk

Fast forward to 1:40... first half is really slow and boring
I was really unimpressed till it got there....
BTW, you might feel really dirty watching this vid.... just a warning... lol



Another version... not as impressive, but i guess it was the original

No Country for Old Men

A reminder to myself to watch this movie....
Its a cam version tho, at least its a high quality cam version

A shirt for gary

I cant imagine anyone actually proudly displaying this shirt

Typical Russian Wedding

Owned by kid

Dragonball Z Movie Planned

CRAZY!!! About time!!!

But....
Its all white people playing it!! WTF!

Dumb Blonde Mic Check

Make sure to watch to the last second!!!
LOL


Dumb Blonde Mic Check - Watch more free videos

Cloverfield Movie Trailer

Looks nuts, i wonder what its about...

Strangekiss Art Toys

Pretty much like really cool "urban" models and figurines.
Really cool... "Kanye West" style toys.

Stuff like this:

PS3 for $319

Great freakin price....
sorry this is a really late post... cuz i saw this forever ago, but forgot to post it...
Anyways, it expires on wednesday so hurry up if u want it

Just print out the receipt and go to kmart!

Kanye breaks down on stage

Truly sad, even if you dont like him... you have to feel his pain

FreeRice

Pretty much, define vocab words, and for every one u get right, the company donates 10 grains of rice.
Pretty neat, good cause, fun, check it out

Watch out for this

Looks can be decieving

A painting of history

Check out the pic....

You wanna know the crazy thing?
My dads in it....

All the way on the right

Swimming pool party!! Disco swimming pool!! Ohhh yeahhhh!!

Freakin indians!

Amy Winehouse does a line of coke in the middle of her concert

In front of EVERYONE!!!!


She really is bottom of the barrel... no wonder she has that beehive hair... she smuggles drugs in it!

Disease Turns Man Into Tree

Wowwwwwwww wtf?!?!?!
How can this be real?!

Active Mailorder Sale/Giveback/Promotion Thing

Donate any sweatshirt/jacket, get 20% off your next jacket/sweatshirt

Rapper Graphs

This is freakin genius... and each graph links to the song it originates from!
lolll








Just a few

Im selling Pioneer AVH-P4900DVD + iPod Adapter (CD-IB1OOII)

Selling these both together, decided to go a different route.
Both are brand new ever installed or taken out of box

DVD player goes for $700
[url]http://www.crutchfield.com/App/Product/Item/Main.aspx?search=p4900dvd&i=130AVHP490[/url]
iPod Adapter goes for $50
[url]http://www.crutchfield.com/S-TiSy1l79J1r/App/Product/Item/Main.aspx?I=130IB100II&search=cd%2Dib100ii[/url]

I am asking $600 shipped for both






Let me know if anyone wants it... hit me up on AIM: silenttriggr

Wow, what a way to break up

Pen Tricks Gone Wrong

Watch till the end!

Hmmmmmm

2008 Nissan GT-R GT500 Test at Suzuka

Oh... my.... god!!!
This thing is freaking terrifying!
Demonic
So sick

South Park Guitar Hero

The whole episode at www.allsp.com

Poor Hamster

This is definitely the next club banger

DealExtreme.com

This site is..... awesome....
If you know me at all, you should know i LOVE gadgets...
I just spent (wasted) 50 bucks here.... and i couldnt be happier!!

Got 8 things... i cant wait!!!

My new favorite site...

Network Retractable Cable
Black Flashlight Keychain 22000mcd 10-pack
Super Mini Vintage Oil Lighter
Super-Strong Rare-Earth RE Magnets (8mm 20-Pack)
MXDL 5W LED Flashlight Black (3xAAA)
3W Luxeon Flashlight Black (CR123A)
Stainless Steel Mini 10mW Green Laser Pointer Keychain (AG13 Powered)
Mini Tritium Keychain (10-Year Yellow Glow)

Mugen RR Civic

Wow, 40,000$ for a civic.... but damn is it nice

New Dave Chappelle Standup

Pretty funny... not hilarious tho... but good

Frisco Anthem

Wow, this is a sickkkkkkkkkkkkkk ass song... even if its a norcal song....

For a "friend"

Located in Chino Hills

Top 40 De-Motivational Posters

Some old ones.... but theres some pretty good new ones too

World Record $25,000 Dessert!

I cant even imagine being rich enough to spend this much on dessert

New Drug Made from Piss and Poo

Damn, its real.... who wants to try it?

Balls of Steel- Big Gay Following

Freaking hilarious....
The best part is def the plumber!!! lmaoooo

Child with 8 Limbs....

Omg.... freaky....
Yikes....

America is F-ed... Bye Bye America... Hello NA Union

Its true... and its really happening... Just nobody knows about it...

Dont Juggle Bowling Balls

Wow... this made me flinch

Will he run or walk?

If attacked by a gang of sword wielding samurais would the worlds fastest speed walker walk or run away? The Japanese, having solved all the worlds other problems, are there to find out.

Ice Cube- Gangsta Rap

http://www.xxlmag.com/online/?p=15743

Greatest Pizza Ever?

Car Costume Party!

These are really funny/entertaining

Caught Timbaland Stealing.... (sampling?) agian!

Lol... my friend caught this

We were studying, and i had this study music playing....

hxxp://www.yousendit.com/transfer.php?action=download&ufid=1CC75F2145ADA56C
Air- Alone in Kyoto
If you listen to that song at 2:10


It sounds EXACTLY like the beat in
Timabland- Give it to me... at 1:18
when timbaland comes in and starts dissin scott storch.... (how ironic, hes dissin scott storch on a beat he stole)

if u dont know, lots of people accuse timbaland of stealing beats... (just search on youtube "timbaland steal")


BTW, im not sure when the Air song came out... im assuming/guessing/hoping its before timbaland.... not sure tho

Real World Skyline GTR Pics

Oh my god... this is BEAUTIFUL!!!
This color is STUNNING

Free Chipotle Burrito!!!

ON WEDNESDAY OCT 31st. On HALLOWEEN!!!

Wrap yourself up in foil and go to Any chipotle to recieve a Free CHIPOTLE BURRITO!!!

Its like an every year tradition on Halloween! Try to get as many Chipotles as you can for there, to go, and for your home...

Way too much tequila

This is probably one hookup he'll regret..... LOL

Black people in American

siLEntTriGGr: "In American, Black people live off $20 a month"
--My Mom
siLEntTriGGr: from my friend
happy2bcharles: where did you get this quote
happy2bcharles: LOL
siLEntTriGGr: profile
happy2bcharles: $20 a month is impossible
happy2bcharles: mc donalds is not cheap anymore
happy2bcharles: lol
happy2bcharles: watermelon prices are rising too

Fifth Gear - Ferrari 430 Scuderia

Damn, this car is freaking sexy....

Self Adhesive Sunroof

The BEST mod everrrrrr!!
This is a must-have mod if your car does not have a sunroof!

Lol... read the questions....

What is this... like 20 Laterals?

Pretty awesome.... crazy play to win the game

Kid Nearly Scared to Death

What a little fruit! lmaooooo

Louis CK

The begining of this standup is gooooooooooolden

Umm.... what?

NWS... kinda... i guess?

4 heads? it looks like it has a mind of its own...
WTFAWK!

UCI anteaters ftw!

Firefighter Gets High on the News

Nooooo wayyyyyyyyy
LMAO!
Is this real? I hope so....

"I... inhaled...... so much smoke....."

Hot chick with surprise

What a shame.... what did she tell him at the end?

The Beer Diet

It actually works!!!

1 beer......... 100 calories
2 beers........ 200 calories
3 beers........ 300 calories
12 beers.......... ZERO CALORIES

I'm never going to Texas

Seriously... the weirdest and most effed up stuff all happens in texas....

Hitchhiker gets picked up by a woman, she takes him to a barn and they start hooking up....
She asks him to go down on her.... so he goes.... and turns out shes not a WOMAN!
So he whips out a knife and stabs the "woman" multiple times.... jesus christ

Texas= the most messed up state

Google Fire Watch

You can monitor the progress of the fire from this link... pretty cool

Cool Photo....

Pretty awesome.... every part in the car laid out...

Ball to head

Wow.... freaking... like from a movie... the feet go up and everything!
LOL

1776- 300 spoof

LMAO!!!
I want this to be a real movie

"Inaccurate, but it'll bow your fuking mind!"

Ads "offensive" to women

Wow.... feminists are ridiculous...
This is such crap... they stretch some of this stuff so much

Top Gear Bloopers and Out Takes

Hilarrrrioussss
The end is great

Big costumed guys take revenge

This is pretty funny.. jumped by a buncha big dolls...
But damn, thats nuts, and scary

Flying boat

Wow, this is freaking awesome... i want one!!!
One thing i want to know though... if it can fly on water... why cant it fly on the ground?

Japanese Lady Produces Unique Camouflage

This is pretty funny.... but absolutely useless




Except maybe at halloween.. id love to be a coke machine for halloween

SILVER SEAL Antibacterial Dishwasher Safe Mouse & Keyboard

Damn, i would love the keyboard....
My current keyboard is soooo dusty, i would love to just stick it in the dishwasher

Monkey attack kills Delhi leader

Wow, how freaking worthless is India....
How hard is it to freaking get rid of some monkeys.... just give me a shotgun and I'll clear the place out in 10 minutes....
Jesus christ... what kind of retarded/impractical solution is bringing in other monkeys to get fight off monkeys... WTF!!!

SICKEST SCENE EVER

Best scene in top gear ever.

Ohhhh SHIT!

12 Reasons to say OH SHIT!


Edit:::
Link fixed.... my bad

Emotive Imaging

This is freaking awesome.... AMAZING photoshopping
Click the pics to see what they originally looked like...

Be sure to check out the Misc section and the SWAT pictures..... wowwww

"Crank Dat" on Acoustic Guitar

Strangely... this is actually kinda catchy... AHHHHHHH
Pretty funny

So-Cal Animal Shaming Society

LMAO

Women Cops....

Just watch... and you'll see
Lol

25th Hour

Sick ass scene

Vanessa Hudgens Got Fired

And this is why, the rest of her dirty pics, if u havnt seen them yet

Personalize a Transformers call

Lol, pretty neat

Horny Dog Relentlessly Humps Kid

Damn, if a dog tried mounting me like that, hed get a punch in the face... lol

To Catch A Predator Live Skit

LMAO!!!!!
We about to run a train!!!

Funny Indian Song Translation

Wow... indians are just ridiculous
Translation is hiliarious!!

BTW, i might have posted this before. i dont remember

Spinning Girl

Instead of concentrating on her chest, concentrate on the woman's movement. If you see her spinning clockwise, that means you're using the right side, or more creative side of your brain. If she appears to be moving counter-clockwise, then that means the left side, or more logical side of your think muscle is superior.

What the heck? How can she be spinning any other way than clockwise.... i always thought i was more logical...
Mind Boggling

Great Mirror Plank

I would prob freak out if this happened

Transforming Hummer

This thing is freaking gangster... and dances well too!

A Freakin Dancing Bird

Wow, this is damn cute.
Lmao, its so weird to see an animal into/dancing to a song
It headbangs at the end!!

Amazing Base Jump

Wow, this looks amazing... would you do it if you had the chance?

Turkish people are so smart

This is definitely something i never thought id see
ITS NOT A PHONE DUMMY!

Audi R8 vs Porsche 911

Top gear is amazing....
The porsche entrance is freaking gangster

AUDI FTMFW

CYANIDE AND HAPPINESS!

You know you love it