dammmmmmnnnnnnnnn, just got back from a concert at the thousand oaks teen center, pretty damn good.
morning ritual, roses are red, straight ahead, waking ashland, plain white Ts, and the matches.
THE MUSIC WAS TOO LOUD
i couldnt stand it, it hurt... so like, bands that would have been good normally was bad, cuz it hurt my ears so bad
morning ritual wasnt that good.... it was pretty boring
roses are red was pretty good.
straight ahead would have been good if my eardrums didnt want to kill themselvse
waking ashland was GOOD!!! damn... so good, too bad it ended so fast
PLAIN WHITE Ts ROCKED. shittttttttttttttttttttttttttt their part was my fav by far. every single one of their songs was so good, it sounds even better live than on their cd.
the matches wasnt bad, but i was so tired by the time we got to them
it went from like.. 7-11:30.
like 4 and a half hours of loud ass music, my ears are ringing like crazy right now.
lets see... so much shit, i cant think of what to say.
ummmm, my bro got a waking ashland shirt... signed by all members, and a plain white Ts cd signed.
jenna got hugged by tom from plain white Ts.... lol, she so didnt know what to do.
hmmmmmmmmm PLAIN WHITE Ts RULE.
lol, ok i think thats enough.
Tuesday, March 29, 2005
Friday, March 25, 2005
Las Vegas
goin to las vegas tomorrow........ yay.........not..........
:( imma be so bored, i wish i had a laptop
or a dvd player, or SOMETHING
someone go with meeeeeeeeeee
:( imma be so bored, i wish i had a laptop
or a dvd player, or SOMETHING
someone go with meeeeeeeeeee
Wednesday, March 23, 2005
Tuesday, March 22, 2005
Actual convo
this is an actual convo i had with my mom not more than 5 minutes ago
me: where did [insert pho restaurant name here] noodles come from?
mom: they gave it to us
me: no, where did the noodles come from?
mom: when you buy them, they give you noodles.
me: no, i mean, where did they get the noodles
mom: what? they gave us the noodles when dad bought it.
me: where does [insert pho restaurant name here] buy their noodles.
mom: at a.... noodle......store......
me: ..... sigh
i wanted to know cuz pho noodles are the shizzle, and i want to buy them and eat them everyday
me: where did [insert pho restaurant name here] noodles come from?
mom: they gave it to us
me: no, where did the noodles come from?
mom: when you buy them, they give you noodles.
me: no, i mean, where did they get the noodles
mom: what? they gave us the noodles when dad bought it.
me: where does [insert pho restaurant name here] buy their noodles.
mom: at a.... noodle......store......
me: ..... sigh
i wanted to know cuz pho noodles are the shizzle, and i want to buy them and eat them everyday
Yay
so now my dad wants me to go to moorpark............. then transfer out........... to somewhere else....
always nice of my dad to remind me that im a complete failure in his eyes.
you can never remind someone enough times of that
always nice of my dad to remind me that im a complete failure in his eyes.
you can never remind someone enough times of that
Monday, March 21, 2005
Sunday, March 20, 2005
Saturday, March 19, 2005
UCSD
Welcome to the UCSD admissions information Web site for Fall Quarter 2005 undergraduate applicants. We have carefully reviewed your records and regret that we cannot offer you admission to the University of California, San Diego.
damnit i sux.
:( this one i actually kinda wanted to get in, i thought i had a good chance too! fack
parents are gonna be pisssssssssssssed
damnit i sux.
:( this one i actually kinda wanted to get in, i thought i had a good chance too! fack
parents are gonna be pisssssssssssssed
Today
i totally dominated in psoy today. i freaking spent 2 full periods playing psoy... cuz we didnt do anything in my classes.
in physics i was just raping... lol, on one hand, when lashley was dealing i said, " hope jamie gets two 2s, and i get two 2s, so jamie can pass me his 2s and i'll have all four of them" (cuz we were passing the trash and i got 1st last hand)
then lashley goes "i hope i get nothing higher than a 10, so i can pass crap to phil"
and guess what! IT HAPPENED! lolllllll
jamie got two 2s, i got two 2s, and lashley didnt get anything higher than a 10, how nuts is that
then in psych, we spent the whole period playing psoy too. i decently dominated. i sucked at the begining, but then i started doing good. then all the bastards, dean, tasch, christina started "trading" cards to make their hands super good. like all 3 of a kinds and 4 of a kinds... so lame
i didnt trade at all (cept for maybe 1 card, like twice) and i still beat them. i ruleeeee
then today we rented poolhall junkies.... which is a bad ass movie. it ruled, you guys should watch it.
and now my throat is killing me..... agian. so gay
in physics i was just raping... lol, on one hand, when lashley was dealing i said, " hope jamie gets two 2s, and i get two 2s, so jamie can pass me his 2s and i'll have all four of them" (cuz we were passing the trash and i got 1st last hand)
then lashley goes "i hope i get nothing higher than a 10, so i can pass crap to phil"
and guess what! IT HAPPENED! lolllllll
jamie got two 2s, i got two 2s, and lashley didnt get anything higher than a 10, how nuts is that
then in psych, we spent the whole period playing psoy too. i decently dominated. i sucked at the begining, but then i started doing good. then all the bastards, dean, tasch, christina started "trading" cards to make their hands super good. like all 3 of a kinds and 4 of a kinds... so lame
i didnt trade at all (cept for maybe 1 card, like twice) and i still beat them. i ruleeeee
then today we rented poolhall junkies.... which is a bad ass movie. it ruled, you guys should watch it.
and now my throat is killing me..... agian. so gay
Thursday, March 17, 2005
Strangeness
so im driving home... and this couple (high 20s to low 30s) pulls up next to me and waves for me to roll down my window, so i do
and they ask me how to get to the nearest bed bath and beyond. lol, so i told em
and then the guys gf is like "youre gorgeous! i wanna put you in my movie!"
me: (thinking wtf?) "umm... ok, thanks"
her: blaze it for me!
me: ummm... i gotta go (light turned green) bye!
yeah, wtf?!
and they ask me how to get to the nearest bed bath and beyond. lol, so i told em
and then the guys gf is like "youre gorgeous! i wanna put you in my movie!"
me: (thinking wtf?) "umm... ok, thanks"
her: blaze it for me!
me: ummm... i gotta go (light turned green) bye!
yeah, wtf?!
Wednesday, March 16, 2005
Drink
x a j u i c e: and she challenged me to a water drinking contest
siLEntTriGGr: ROFL
siLEntTriGGr: fun
x a j u i c e: she started talking trash too
x a j u i c e: i'm going to punch her face
siLEntTriGGr: hahahah
siLEntTriGGr: ROFL
siLEntTriGGr: fun
x a j u i c e: she started talking trash too
x a j u i c e: i'm going to punch her face
siLEntTriGGr: hahahah
Had a few extra minutes today
Ditch
sooo i didnt have 3rd period toady... kindaim in bio, in a class full of sophmores (if u dont already know) and theyre all taking the high school exit exams.so litten told me to go to library for study hall..... ummmmm yeah right. lolso i ditched... but our stupid school has tha guy sit on the cart at the exit, so kids cant ditch, so i just sat in my car for 10 minutes and waited for him to leaveso he finally did, and i went home... and took a 40 min lapthen i met up with derek yamani.. who ditched the whole day cuz he went to the beach before school at like 6am. that crazy bastard.so we went to dairy queen and we had blizzards... then i went to lampost wit him, and then i went back to school... and yah haha, i guess it wasnt that exciting
Tuesday, March 15, 2005
Hypermedia Response Journal
so the purpose of this project was to make a "response journal" off of our reactions to "The Heart of Darkness." But the catch is that we had to do it based on our learning style... For instance there are visual, kinesthetic, musical, etc. like the visual person learns best by seeing pictures/graphs/charts, and the kinesthetic learns best by doing it, musical learns things best... musically? i dunno. but yeah.
so i am visual, so i decided to find pictures on google to "represent" random scenes in the book.
so im doing this, and its a pain in the ass, its like 1 am, and im going slow.
so i get to this one secne, and im thinking "damn, im never gonna find a picture for this one."
so decide to draw it... in paint.
heres what i come up with:

commentary:
This is probably exactly what the hut that Marlow and his expedition found on their way to the Inner Station. The wood was taken by the natives to power the steamboat, and Marlow took the book on seamanship.
and im like, wow, that was easy, AND kinda fun.. shiet, i should do this for every single one.
but its 1 am, and this takes too long :(
so im talking to AJ, and he offers to help, i just need to tell him what to draw.....
so me n aj work together to come up with this shit.
we were laughing SO hard, these pics are so corny, theyre awesome.
this is the most fun ive had on a project ever, i was up till 3 am doing it, laughing the whole time...
so heres what we came up with, pictures follwed by my commentary.. my commentary isnt as funny, but it'll help u understand whats goin on.
dunno if you'll have as much fun reading them as we did making em... but whatever, i dnt care. lol

As Marlow and his men finally get within two miles of the Inner Station, unseen, silent natives attack the steamboat, from within the jungle. They fire back without aiming, but fail to fight off the natives’ attack. This must have been very frightening for the passengers on the boat, for they could not see the attackers, as this image illustrates, the attackers are invisible.

During the fierce battle, one of Marlow’s men is injured. The Helmsman! He is pierced through the body by a spear. However, the helmsman does not cry out for help, or beg for mercy. He dies a quiet, uncomplaining death. Why does he die like this? Marlow wonders. Could it be that he does not see death as “bad” as westerners do? Or maybe death is so common that the native just accepts it. Joseph Conrad purposely leaves this question unanswered to keep us wondering.

When Marlow finally gets to the Inner Station, the first thing he sees is a “long, decaying building” with posts around it. He notices that these posts have “balls” on top. He later realizes that these ‘balls” were actually human heads… here is an artist’s rendition of what this might have looked like. The smiling sun is a symbol of the salvation that is still in reach of Kurtz.

Suddenly, Marlow sees a group of natives appear from a corner of the house, bringing Kurtz on a stretcher. He first fears that they will attack… but then they see Kurtz’s thin, starved arm reach up and wave his army away. Everyone relieved and Kurtz is laid in hi bed and his mail is delivered. This scene show’s Kurtz’ powerful control over the natives, even though he is thin and frail, the natives still treat him as a god, obeying his commands. He even has his own army behind him.

After leaving the room with Kurtz, Marlow sees Kurtz’s African mistress. She captivates him, and he watches as she boards the steamship… lifts her arms, and disappears back into the brush. Not sure what this means, but it was fun to draw.

Later that night, Marlow goes to check on Kurtz but finds him missing. Escaped!! So Marlow immediately goes searching for Kurtz in the jungle and finds him crawling through the grass on his hands and knees. At first, Kurtz told Marlow to run and hide, but then tells him of the plans that were ruined by the manager. Marlow listens, and eventually gets Kurtz to go back to his room.

One evening, after repairing the engine, Marlow enters Kurtz’s room and hears him whisper his final words: “The horror! The horror!”

As they left the Inner Station the next day, they next saw Kurtz’s mistress run to the riverbank and begin shouting. The men on Marlow’s expedition on the steamboat began pointing their rifles at the shore. To avoid a massacre, Marlow began blowing the whistle to scare the natives away. Many of them ran, but the “wild woman” did not.
THIS IS SENIORITIS AT ITS BEST
roflllllll
damn, best project evar
so i am visual, so i decided to find pictures on google to "represent" random scenes in the book.
so im doing this, and its a pain in the ass, its like 1 am, and im going slow.
so i get to this one secne, and im thinking "damn, im never gonna find a picture for this one."
so decide to draw it... in paint.
heres what i come up with:

commentary:
This is probably exactly what the hut that Marlow and his expedition found on their way to the Inner Station. The wood was taken by the natives to power the steamboat, and Marlow took the book on seamanship.
and im like, wow, that was easy, AND kinda fun.. shiet, i should do this for every single one.
but its 1 am, and this takes too long :(
so im talking to AJ, and he offers to help, i just need to tell him what to draw.....
so me n aj work together to come up with this shit.
we were laughing SO hard, these pics are so corny, theyre awesome.
this is the most fun ive had on a project ever, i was up till 3 am doing it, laughing the whole time...
so heres what we came up with, pictures follwed by my commentary.. my commentary isnt as funny, but it'll help u understand whats goin on.
dunno if you'll have as much fun reading them as we did making em... but whatever, i dnt care. lol

As Marlow and his men finally get within two miles of the Inner Station, unseen, silent natives attack the steamboat, from within the jungle. They fire back without aiming, but fail to fight off the natives’ attack. This must have been very frightening for the passengers on the boat, for they could not see the attackers, as this image illustrates, the attackers are invisible.

During the fierce battle, one of Marlow’s men is injured. The Helmsman! He is pierced through the body by a spear. However, the helmsman does not cry out for help, or beg for mercy. He dies a quiet, uncomplaining death. Why does he die like this? Marlow wonders. Could it be that he does not see death as “bad” as westerners do? Or maybe death is so common that the native just accepts it. Joseph Conrad purposely leaves this question unanswered to keep us wondering.

When Marlow finally gets to the Inner Station, the first thing he sees is a “long, decaying building” with posts around it. He notices that these posts have “balls” on top. He later realizes that these ‘balls” were actually human heads… here is an artist’s rendition of what this might have looked like. The smiling sun is a symbol of the salvation that is still in reach of Kurtz.

Suddenly, Marlow sees a group of natives appear from a corner of the house, bringing Kurtz on a stretcher. He first fears that they will attack… but then they see Kurtz’s thin, starved arm reach up and wave his army away. Everyone relieved and Kurtz is laid in hi bed and his mail is delivered. This scene show’s Kurtz’ powerful control over the natives, even though he is thin and frail, the natives still treat him as a god, obeying his commands. He even has his own army behind him.

After leaving the room with Kurtz, Marlow sees Kurtz’s African mistress. She captivates him, and he watches as she boards the steamship… lifts her arms, and disappears back into the brush. Not sure what this means, but it was fun to draw.

Later that night, Marlow goes to check on Kurtz but finds him missing. Escaped!! So Marlow immediately goes searching for Kurtz in the jungle and finds him crawling through the grass on his hands and knees. At first, Kurtz told Marlow to run and hide, but then tells him of the plans that were ruined by the manager. Marlow listens, and eventually gets Kurtz to go back to his room.

One evening, after repairing the engine, Marlow enters Kurtz’s room and hears him whisper his final words: “The horror! The horror!”

As they left the Inner Station the next day, they next saw Kurtz’s mistress run to the riverbank and begin shouting. The men on Marlow’s expedition on the steamboat began pointing their rifles at the shore. To avoid a massacre, Marlow began blowing the whistle to scare the natives away. Many of them ran, but the “wild woman” did not.
THIS IS SENIORITIS AT ITS BEST
roflllllll
damn, best project evar
UCLA thing
ok, so im not really pissed i didnt get into ucla, its more of a "i wish i got in just so i could say i got in" thing
cuz i really didnt want to go, and if i got in, my parents would make me go. i would be with all these smart kids i couldnt keep up with, taht studied all the time. me and my no motivation laziness would tank at ucla.
ALSO, when my godmother came over, she was like "your parents might move closer to UCLA if you get in" i was like HELLLLLLLL NO, i wanna go to college to get away from em.....
so yeah, just wanted to get that clear. that im not angry or bitter, but im just saying. haha
so ellice got in, congrats to her.
you know who didnt get in? garrett saito, ouch. he didnt get into dartmouth too, and he worked so hard.
you know who DID get in?
sam stoll, with like 1100 something on the sats. damn, wtf, no fair. her dad worked for ucla or something. so she got in easy... wow.
so yeah, i wonder when ucsd comes out, i'll be pissed if i dont get in
it also annoys me about how easy college is to get into.
like, i coulda gotten into irvine with a 1200 and 3.5 gpa.
why did i try so hard to get a 3.9 and 1370 if im just gonna end up going to irvine anyways?
damnit
cuz i really didnt want to go, and if i got in, my parents would make me go. i would be with all these smart kids i couldnt keep up with, taht studied all the time. me and my no motivation laziness would tank at ucla.
ALSO, when my godmother came over, she was like "your parents might move closer to UCLA if you get in" i was like HELLLLLLLL NO, i wanna go to college to get away from em.....
so yeah, just wanted to get that clear. that im not angry or bitter, but im just saying. haha
so ellice got in, congrats to her.
you know who didnt get in? garrett saito, ouch. he didnt get into dartmouth too, and he worked so hard.
you know who DID get in?
sam stoll, with like 1100 something on the sats. damn, wtf, no fair. her dad worked for ucla or something. so she got in easy... wow.
so yeah, i wonder when ucsd comes out, i'll be pissed if i dont get in
it also annoys me about how easy college is to get into.
like, i coulda gotten into irvine with a 1200 and 3.5 gpa.
why did i try so hard to get a 3.9 and 1370 if im just gonna end up going to irvine anyways?
damnit
Monday, March 14, 2005
Sexy
x a j u i c e: you have a car too
x a j u i c e: ass
siLEntTriGGr: you do too
x a j u i c e: not a sexy car
siLEntTriGGr: its sexy
x a j u i c e: unless girls think saving gas is sexy
siLEntTriGGr: it is
siLEntTriGGr: shit
siLEntTriGGr: u could get those girls that dont shave their armpits
x a j u i c e: ass
siLEntTriGGr: you do too
x a j u i c e: not a sexy car
siLEntTriGGr: its sexy
x a j u i c e: unless girls think saving gas is sexy
siLEntTriGGr: it is
siLEntTriGGr: shit
siLEntTriGGr: u could get those girls that dont shave their armpits
Lateeeee
so i woke up at 8:35 today......
hmmmm... school starts at 8:35, lmao, shiet
so i got to school like 10 minutes late
i was supposed to take ellice too, i guess she caught a ride with someone else......... my baddddddd
sorry ellice
hmmmm... school starts at 8:35, lmao, shiet
so i got to school like 10 minutes late
i was supposed to take ellice too, i guess she caught a ride with someone else......... my baddddddd
sorry ellice
Sunday, March 13, 2005
Damn weather
Im seriously sick as hell of this cali weather.....
just a few days ago, it was blazing hot....
and now... its freaking cold as hell... and even drizzling.
goddamnit, PICK ONE OR THE OTHER!!!
for instance, i washed my car 2 weeks ago.. on a friday, and on sunday, it rains.... damnit, but i kinda saw that coming.
then i washed my car this friday... i checked the forcast first of course... no rain, sweet.
so the washing begins, then last night, it was drizzling... arghhhhhhhhhh there goes the nice wash, the car was freaking spotless.
then i go out today to fill gas and drive around... i get halfway to the gas station and it starts drizzling again.... damnit.
so i go straight home after, because i didnt want to get my car any more dirty than it already is....... sigh.
just a few days ago, it was blazing hot....
and now... its freaking cold as hell... and even drizzling.
goddamnit, PICK ONE OR THE OTHER!!!
for instance, i washed my car 2 weeks ago.. on a friday, and on sunday, it rains.... damnit, but i kinda saw that coming.
then i washed my car this friday... i checked the forcast first of course... no rain, sweet.
so the washing begins, then last night, it was drizzling... arghhhhhhhhhh there goes the nice wash, the car was freaking spotless.
then i go out today to fill gas and drive around... i get halfway to the gas station and it starts drizzling again.... damnit.
so i go straight home after, because i didnt want to get my car any more dirty than it already is....... sigh.
Hyori
sooooooooooooo fuckinnnnnnn hotttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
http://www.bjunkyard.com/gallery/showgallery.php?cat=506
some more
http://www.bjunkyard.com/gallery/showgallery.php?cat=506
some more
Saturday, March 12, 2005
Joke
What do you call a waffle burried in the sand?
san diego!
hehehehehe
dont get it?
sandiego?
sandi-ego?
sandy ego?
i heard that in class, in psych class, i was drinking water when i first heard it
shit, i almost spit it out.
san diego!
hehehehehe
dont get it?
sandiego?
sandi-ego?
sandy ego?
i heard that in class, in psych class, i was drinking water when i first heard it
shit, i almost spit it out.
UCSB
yah, i got in
but damn, my parents always open my acceptance letters before i can even see em, its getting annoying
but damn, my parents always open my acceptance letters before i can even see em, its getting annoying
FAMILY PICTURE DAY
man, today was gay.
my mom set up a family picture appointment....
and she goes and gets all this clothes she bought from tj max.... and wants the whole family to dress the same.
white polo shirt (that doesnt fit right) and blue jeans...
i felt like i was part of a community service group.
after a couple big fights and my mom exploding and screaming full throttle at everyone, we finalyl settled on dark colors..... my bro, mom and dad wore black... my mom made me wear green.....
i bet she purposely separated me from the rest of the famly..... gay
so on the way there, my mom starts smearing makeup on me................
leaving light colored blotches all over my face..... wtf
so i had to wipe that off
so we get there, and before my mom goes to the bathroom:jason, do u want to come with me to the bathroom?
no....to check your hair?
no....
want me to put makeup on you?
NO
in front of the receptionist girl...... sigh
anyways, taking the pictures was weird, i had to get all close to my parents and touch em... ewww lol
then the brother pictures.... had to touch my brother. lol
and we went to visit my work, since its right by the picture place... and my boss was all like... why is your whole family dressed in black? and youre wearing green?
because they hate me :(
so yeah, after that we went to blockbuster, and we rented shawn of the dead, mancurian canidate and i robot.
and i got a blockbuster card. yay
my mom set up a family picture appointment....
and she goes and gets all this clothes she bought from tj max.... and wants the whole family to dress the same.
white polo shirt (that doesnt fit right) and blue jeans...
i felt like i was part of a community service group.
after a couple big fights and my mom exploding and screaming full throttle at everyone, we finalyl settled on dark colors..... my bro, mom and dad wore black... my mom made me wear green.....
i bet she purposely separated me from the rest of the famly..... gay
so on the way there, my mom starts smearing makeup on me................
leaving light colored blotches all over my face..... wtf
so i had to wipe that off
so we get there, and before my mom goes to the bathroom:jason, do u want to come with me to the bathroom?
no....to check your hair?
no....
want me to put makeup on you?
NO
in front of the receptionist girl...... sigh
anyways, taking the pictures was weird, i had to get all close to my parents and touch em... ewww lol
then the brother pictures.... had to touch my brother. lol
and we went to visit my work, since its right by the picture place... and my boss was all like... why is your whole family dressed in black? and youre wearing green?
because they hate me :(
so yeah, after that we went to blockbuster, and we rented shawn of the dead, mancurian canidate and i robot.
and i got a blockbuster card. yay
UCLA
Dear Jason:
After careful review of your application for admission, we sincerely regret to inform you that we are unable to offer you admission for the Fall Quarter 2005. Let me assure you that we understand and share your disappointment.
big surprise right?
oh well, i didnt even really wanna go
After careful review of your application for admission, we sincerely regret to inform you that we are unable to offer you admission for the Fall Quarter 2005. Let me assure you that we understand and share your disappointment.
big surprise right?
oh well, i didnt even really wanna go
Thursday, March 10, 2005
More bad luck, and sushi
before i start......
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESSICA!!! :-D
haha, alright, so today i took my (rich ass) godmother to westwood, to meet up with her kids' friends for sushi...
there was a TON traffic!! agh
so while we go there, we're lookin for parking, and we go into this underground parking garage, to figure out we cant park there, so i back out.
and as im turning to get out, i know theres a median separating the entrance/exit, so i back up, and when i think im far enough, i start turning forward.
i didnt think the median would really go that far, but im going slow..... then BAM CRACK!
fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk, i tore the plastic wheel well pannel out (AGIAN) and curbed my rim a lil. FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKk goddamnit. i couldnt a goddamn thing as i was turning. i would have backd up even more, but there was no room.
sighhhhhhh :'( :'(
so, anyways, we get to the sushi restaurant its called "tengu." and we meet this college kid, and we wait for the other 2 people to show up........ and we wait....... and wait....... they dont show up for like 45 minutes. blah.
ok, anyways, this place is fancy as hell. its weird tho, its like... a japanese restaurant, and they play hip hop. (its owned by white people apparently)
so we start ordering, and we order soooooooooooooo much food. DAMN! i think we ordered like $500+ of sushi. so right now i have like, 100$ of sushi in my stomach. haha
anyways, we were there from like... 5:30-8:30. a lot of the time was just spent talking... and since i didnt know any of the college kids... i was bored as heck.
so i was happy as hell, when the restaurant's DJ showed up... yes.... a japanese restaurant with an actual dj. lol one that mixes music and stuff. lol, it was cool as hell, he played good music, it sounded really good. i just spent a lot of time listening to music.
anyways, as we were leaving, there was a rolles royce phantom parked right outside.... :drool:
one of the girls with us had a C class benz... really nice. the other kid had a 5 series... damn so rich, haha
and on the way home, i really needed to pee.... but i made it home... without getting a ticket...
i could hold it!! why couldnt scott -_-
lol
so yeah, that was my day
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESSICA!!! :-D
haha, alright, so today i took my (rich ass) godmother to westwood, to meet up with her kids' friends for sushi...
there was a TON traffic!! agh
so while we go there, we're lookin for parking, and we go into this underground parking garage, to figure out we cant park there, so i back out.
and as im turning to get out, i know theres a median separating the entrance/exit, so i back up, and when i think im far enough, i start turning forward.
i didnt think the median would really go that far, but im going slow..... then BAM CRACK!
fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk, i tore the plastic wheel well pannel out (AGIAN) and curbed my rim a lil. FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKk goddamnit. i couldnt a goddamn thing as i was turning. i would have backd up even more, but there was no room.
sighhhhhhh :'( :'(
so, anyways, we get to the sushi restaurant its called "tengu." and we meet this college kid, and we wait for the other 2 people to show up........ and we wait....... and wait....... they dont show up for like 45 minutes. blah.
ok, anyways, this place is fancy as hell. its weird tho, its like... a japanese restaurant, and they play hip hop. (its owned by white people apparently)
so we start ordering, and we order soooooooooooooo much food. DAMN! i think we ordered like $500+ of sushi. so right now i have like, 100$ of sushi in my stomach. haha
anyways, we were there from like... 5:30-8:30. a lot of the time was just spent talking... and since i didnt know any of the college kids... i was bored as heck.
so i was happy as hell, when the restaurant's DJ showed up... yes.... a japanese restaurant with an actual dj. lol one that mixes music and stuff. lol, it was cool as hell, he played good music, it sounded really good. i just spent a lot of time listening to music.
anyways, as we were leaving, there was a rolles royce phantom parked right outside.... :drool:
one of the girls with us had a C class benz... really nice. the other kid had a 5 series... damn so rich, haha
and on the way home, i really needed to pee.... but i made it home... without getting a ticket...
i could hold it!! why couldnt scott -_-
lol
so yeah, that was my day
Wednesday, March 09, 2005
Damn Dreams
so i woke up today... and i was feeling good. i couldnt figure out why...
well, other than the fact that i skipped school and got 14 hours of sleep..... but there was something else.
and i had to think for a while, then finally, i figured it out...
i dreamed that my parents got a new car... a manual z4!
and i was all happy cuz we finally got a manual car, and i could learn to drive manual.
and it was a z4!! pimp as hell.....
but imagine my disappointment when i finally figured out it really didnt happen......
sigh.......
im still bummed
well, other than the fact that i skipped school and got 14 hours of sleep..... but there was something else.
and i had to think for a while, then finally, i figured it out...
i dreamed that my parents got a new car... a manual z4!
and i was all happy cuz we finally got a manual car, and i could learn to drive manual.
and it was a z4!! pimp as hell.....
but imagine my disappointment when i finally figured out it really didnt happen......
sigh.......
im still bummed
Cop Shoots Himself...
While teaching kids gun safety and stating he is the only one professional enough to handle the gun a DEA officer manages to shoot himself in the leg. He then just asks if everybody is ok and goes on with the demonstration like nothing happened.
Tuesday, March 08, 2005
The cop agian
oh yeah, theres something i forgot to say from my cop story
after he gave me the ticket, he was like
"did your mom get in an accident a few months ago?"
me: "yeah, why? were you there?"
him: "would i say anything if i wasnt?"
and he walks away
what a bastard
damn, what a coincidence
he prob thinks our whole family sucks at driving.....
and he still gave me a ticket after i went through that traumatic event of my mom's car accident..... :( is he trying to rape our insurance or something? lol
after he gave me the ticket, he was like
"did your mom get in an accident a few months ago?"
me: "yeah, why? were you there?"
him: "would i say anything if i wasnt?"
and he walks away
what a bastard
damn, what a coincidence
he prob thinks our whole family sucks at driving.....
and he still gave me a ticket after i went through that traumatic event of my mom's car accident..... :( is he trying to rape our insurance or something? lol
Damn sophmores
ok, so in case you didnt know, i now sit next to this retarded white kid, instead of the small annoying asian point whore.
so today i go to class, and on the kids seat, i see 5$...
i pick it up, and think about it for a while... and i hold the 5 bucks in front of him...
he doesnt do anything, so i ask him "is this yours?"
he goes "it is!" and he grabs it "wtf, why are you stealing my money?!"
i just sigh and dont say anything...
then at the end of class, i see a 5 and a 1$ lying on the floor, i pick it up...
and once agian, i give it back to him
he goes "wtf! how much money did you take from me?!" and grabs it back
"did you take anything else?!" then he counts his money to make sure i didnt "take" anything else.
i tell him "i found the money"
of course, he doesnt say thank you or anything. just continues checking his money
god, what a bastard, i find 11$ of his, just lying around that i easily could have kept, and i give it back, and the fag just grabs it and yells at me.
seriously, does the guy think i reached into his pocket and grabbed all his money?
man, these sophmores......
so today i go to class, and on the kids seat, i see 5$...
i pick it up, and think about it for a while... and i hold the 5 bucks in front of him...
he doesnt do anything, so i ask him "is this yours?"
he goes "it is!" and he grabs it "wtf, why are you stealing my money?!"
i just sigh and dont say anything...
then at the end of class, i see a 5 and a 1$ lying on the floor, i pick it up...
and once agian, i give it back to him
he goes "wtf! how much money did you take from me?!" and grabs it back
"did you take anything else?!" then he counts his money to make sure i didnt "take" anything else.
i tell him "i found the money"
of course, he doesnt say thank you or anything. just continues checking his money
god, what a bastard, i find 11$ of his, just lying around that i easily could have kept, and i give it back, and the fag just grabs it and yells at me.
seriously, does the guy think i reached into his pocket and grabbed all his money?
man, these sophmores......
Monday, March 07, 2005
Jessgirl5000: i would try to hide
Jessgirl5000: i would join like a terrorist group
Jessgirl5000: than i could get protection
Jessgirl5000: like a really rich badass terrorist group
siLEntTriGGr: haha
Jessgirl5000: i wonder if anyone is watching this conversation
siLEntTriGGr: hahaha
siLEntTriGGr: maybe
Jessgirl5000: maybe if i decide to hate society enough
siLEntTriGGr: wat if there was a 50% of dying
Jessgirl5000: ill join a terrorist group when im like 40
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siLEntTriGGr: i LOVE america
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siLEntTriGGr: i love my freedoms
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siLEntTriGGr: i would so not be surprised if they were really watching
siLEntTriGGr: like th key words
siLEntTriGGr: "join" and "terrorists"
Jessgirl5000: hate america
siLEntTriGGr: kill bush
Jessgirl5000: kill president
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siLEntTriGGr: kill the americans
siLEntTriGGr: destroy the whit house
Jessgirl5000: bomb america
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siLEntTriGGr: suicide bomb
Jessgirl5000: saddam
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siLEntTriGGr: rule
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Birthdate 12-3-1986
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Sunday, March 06, 2005
Most expensive pee ever
damnit......
so me n scott are on the way home from the meet in life plaza in rowland heights.
and when we get of the freeway, scott tells me he needs to piss BAD. like, hes about to cry bad.
so i speed up... i figure, we'er almost there, so i might as well get him home instead of having him go on the side of the road.
so im speedin on through kanan... and we're makin all the green lights, but then we get to the light in front of oak park... and it turns red. shit... scotts still whining..... he goes "just run it!" so i do....
after slowing down and checking for other cars of course......
and we keep goin
then right when im like, 10 seconds from scotts house (literally) the lights go on behind me. SHITTTT
and i pull over....
cop comes over "so why did you run the red, and why were u speeding?"
"umm.. my friend really needs to piss"
"license and registration"
lol......
so i give it to him
and he comes back after like 10 minutes of scott crying in the passenger seat, threatening to piss in my car, and offering to help pay.
and he gives me a ticket just for runnin the red, not for speeding.
scott goes "i really need to go to the bathroom, im like dying"
cop: "well, obviously not. youve been sittin here for hte last 10 minutes"
scott: and im dying
lol, or something like that....
then we see jeremy davis running by. haha, he says the cop pulled over like 2 more ppl right after us.
blahhhhhhhh
i feel like crap right now
damnit, sigh
so me n scott are on the way home from the meet in life plaza in rowland heights.
and when we get of the freeway, scott tells me he needs to piss BAD. like, hes about to cry bad.
so i speed up... i figure, we'er almost there, so i might as well get him home instead of having him go on the side of the road.
so im speedin on through kanan... and we're makin all the green lights, but then we get to the light in front of oak park... and it turns red. shit... scotts still whining..... he goes "just run it!" so i do....
after slowing down and checking for other cars of course......
and we keep goin
then right when im like, 10 seconds from scotts house (literally) the lights go on behind me. SHITTTT
and i pull over....
cop comes over "so why did you run the red, and why were u speeding?"
"umm.. my friend really needs to piss"
"license and registration"
lol......
so i give it to him
and he comes back after like 10 minutes of scott crying in the passenger seat, threatening to piss in my car, and offering to help pay.
and he gives me a ticket just for runnin the red, not for speeding.
scott goes "i really need to go to the bathroom, im like dying"
cop: "well, obviously not. youve been sittin here for hte last 10 minutes"
scott: and im dying
lol, or something like that....
then we see jeremy davis running by. haha, he says the cop pulled over like 2 more ppl right after us.
blahhhhhhhh
i feel like crap right now
damnit, sigh
Owned
Mom: you know... boys get most of their intelligence genes from their moms
me: because moms dont use it
hahaha
ok, maybe u had to be there... but it was funny
i responded like, immediately after, no hesitation, i just made it up.
im so proud of myself, lol
and i dont know if that was a real fact... my mom prob made it up
me: because moms dont use it
hahaha
ok, maybe u had to be there... but it was funny
i responded like, immediately after, no hesitation, i just made it up.
im so proud of myself, lol
and i dont know if that was a real fact... my mom prob made it up
Saturday, March 05, 2005
Didnt go
so i didnt go to HIN afterall....
got there at like 7:30 (started at 5) cuz i got lost like crazy
lol... and there was hella traffic...
and the line was like a mile long...... sooooo... next year :(
i'll get there at like 12 next time
haha
got there at like 7:30 (started at 5) cuz i got lost like crazy
lol... and there was hella traffic...
and the line was like a mile long...... sooooo... next year :(
i'll get there at like 12 next time
haha
Thursday, March 03, 2005
Today ruled
so in calc today, todd, derek, and mike threw a party.
and they didnt even tell vaughn.
rofll
they brought 3 boxes of doughnuts, bagles, oatmeal, hawaiian bread, bananas, and guava juice....
it ruled
then in enoch, we spent the whole period debating
so much fun.
and they didnt even tell vaughn.
rofll
they brought 3 boxes of doughnuts, bagles, oatmeal, hawaiian bread, bananas, and guava juice....
it ruled
then in enoch, we spent the whole period debating
so much fun.










