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conditional acceptance?
does that mean i barely made it?
wtffffffff, if i barely made it into a cal state?
that worries me, does that mean i wont even make it into a UC or something?

Forget Mccarran

im really liking this band..... check em out.
i wanna see them in concert...

Owned

wow, this guy gets owned like no other
rofllllllllllllllll

My car smells of burning...

so today, im drivin up this hill (not very steep) when all of a sudden, my dsc light comes on.... and i lose power..
im like wtf, maybe i slipped in a puddle or something, so i gas the car more, and my car doesnt get any faster....
damnit. so i put the car in park, and turn the car off, then restart it, and the car starts right up.
so i finnish driving to this guy's house (2 minutes later)
and i get out of the car, and i smell a burning plastic/rubber smell......
i was talking to a guy, and he said it might be my clutch or something.
but i have an automatic... can i burn the clutch in auto?
i dont drive too crazy or anything. no stupid stuff.

ive smelled the burning smell before, but i always just told myself it was my exhaust or something, but this time the smell was really strong...

such bad luck.......




on a lighter note, i sat in a ferarri testarosa!!
after the dance we went to this huuuuuuuuuge ass house, and the 27 yr old bro of the guy who lived in the house owned a ferrari.... wow


but yah, i had fun, thanks for invitin tiff!

The Aviator

damn, that was such a weird movie.....
how did it win awards and stuff.
soooooo strange.
is that a true story? i dunno....
i still had fun tho

Funny

this is cool as helllllll
it took em 1am-6am to make. lol
so cool tho

WTF!?

is this real?!?!
dude...... id be so scared to fall off..... i hate heights....
and what happens when they miss?

Chinese...

another one of those.... "you know youre chinese if..."
but damn, its sooooooo funny how many of these apply......

Chopster

This car is SOOOOOOOOOO crazy
damn..... so expensive tho

Your Patriotic Duty!

We all know that it is a sin for an Islamic male to see any woman other than his wife naked, and that he must commit suicide if he does.
So next Sunday at 4:00 PM Eastern time, all American women are asked to walk out of their house completely naked to help weed out any neighborhood terrorists.
Circling your block for one hour is recommended for this antiterrorist effort. All men are to position themselves in lawn chairs in front of their house to prove they are not terrorists, and to demonstrate that they think it's okay to see nude women other than their wife and to show support for all American women.
And since the Koran also does not approve of alcohol, a cold six-pack at your side is further proof of your antiterrorist sentiment.
The American Government appreciates your efforts to root out terrorists and applauds your participation in this anti terrorist activity.
God bless America and GOD BLESS AMERICAN WOMEN! IT IS YOUR PATRIOTIC DUTY TO PASS THIS ON

Boot is owned

pretty funny

Get ahead

x Sweet Dre4mz x: but im nowhere near finished witht he book
x Sweet Dre4mz x: so im not so sure wha tim gonna do
siLEntTriGGr: hm
siLEntTriGGr: sex someone for their essay
x Sweet Dre4mz x: hahahahha
x Sweet Dre4mz x: yeah OK
x Sweet Dre4mz x: :-P
siLEntTriGGr: ok fine
siLEntTriGGr: if u dont wanna get ahead in life!
x Sweet Dre4mz x: hahahahhaha
x Sweet Dre4mz x: well.. i guess that could work...
x Sweet Dre4mz x: lol jk
siLEntTriGGr: well...... give ahead
siLEntTriGGr: LOL
x Sweet Dre4mz x: AHHHHH hahahha

Funny Cloud

lol.... saw this on the way to irvine...
im so immature. haha

i mean... its got a head and everything. hahah

RS4

damn, the new rs4 is so sex
damnnnnnnnnn i want one, more than an m3

http://s117957141.onlinehome.us/Audi/25quattro/RS4%20launch%20video.MOV
shiet, sounds so nice

http://forums.audiworld.com/a4b7/msgs/2188.phtml
pics of a yellow one

Paris Hilton's Cell phone Hacked!!!

holy crap, why didnt i hear of this earlier...... this is nuts.
shiettt
they hacked her blackberry, and posted up all her pics and address book.
she has naked pics of herself on there......... so not parent safe....

but DAMN!!! FAMOUS PEOPLE NUMBERS!!!
thers like.... christina aguilera, lidsay lohan, fred durst, andy roddick, vin diesel...... and a ton... shiet.
i bet so many people are pissed, i kinda feel bad for her

Drink

x a j u i c e: we were looking through her purse... found some condoms
x a j u i c e: then were like... here, drink some more

John Legend- Get Lifted

enough said

Grace Park

danggggggggggggggggg
told you koreans are the hottest......

Random, lol

siLEntTriGGr: im sleepy
x a j u i c e: and i'm sexy

Queef

siLEntTriGGr: vagina farts are queefs right
x a j u i c e: yeah
x a j u i c e: have you ever heard one?
siLEntTriGGr: nope
x a j u i c e: the grossest things you'll ever hear
x a j u i c e: wow
siLEntTriGGr: LOL
siLEntTriGGr: how does that happen
x a j u i c e: i'm kind of mad at you for reminding me
siLEntTriGGr: haahhah

Winner!

HAHA


x a j u i c e: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
x a j u i c e: wow i'm laughing so hard
x a j u i c e: i don't know why that picture made me laugh so hard
x a j u i c e: i was dying

Funny as hell

some fag asking for money, he gets owned bad, lol
http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?t=234413


http://www.savetoby.com/
rofl, this guy actually made 14,000$ already...
the bunny IS cute tho... check out the first pic

Strippers

x a j u i c e: strippers will give you a lap dance... when they are on their period
siLEntTriGGr: ew
x a j u i c e: and rub their vag on you
siLEntTriGGr: no lap dances
siLEntTriGGr: hah
x a j u i c e: blood everywhere
siLEntTriGGr: omg
siLEntTriGGr: die

Real Update

Man... no real update in a while...
and since i have a ton of work tonight... theres no better time than now.

sooooo the chinese new year performance.
i did alright, no real big mess ups, i hope i didnt look as stupid as i felt.
it was cool hanging out with everyone, and the dinner "afterparty" was a lotta fun.
thanks a ton to dorothy for hosting the party. happy birthday!
sorry about the misunderstanding :(
then after we watched supertroopers, awesome movie.....
OH YEAH! i also got sick on this day.... i woke up feeling like crap.
whole body was sore, neck hurt, headache, all that shiet. i woke up in the middle of the night freezing. i felt better after i finally ate, and i thought taht was it.. but apparently not.


valentines day......
i felt better (not sick). nothing special at school, but at home my mom gave me a spanish talking bear. lol!
then i later i went over to sam's house "for an hour." we ended up stayin till almost 11 tho. i was gonna give her my spanish talkin bear, but i forgot, whoops.
jeska was there too, and we played ping pong for a while...... im champion.
then they wanted to look at stars, and i only did cuz i wanted to see a shooting star, cuz ive never seen one... and is till havnt.
they only come out when im not paying attention apparently.
then we had cake. lol
not bad, it was fun.



and since then, ive been in and out of sickness.
i went home early from school on tuesday cuz i had a raging headache.
and i tried to serve my detention, but apparently, detentions areo nly on wednesday and thursday... even tho it says tues, wed and thurs on the sheet.... stupid ass school
so i served it today

and theres my week. yay



oh shit, and on tuesday, i figured out taht one of my fkin lug nuts actually unscrewed it self and fell out..... i was drivin with only 4 lugs on one of my wheels. and on another wheel a lug was TOTALLY LOOSE. wtf how does that happen.... i torqued them... good thing i checked.


oh, and on sunday i got in a stupid argument with jessica, and she still wont talk to me :(

50 Cent- Valentines day massacre

bootlegggg

30 Dollar Bills

DAMN!
going for 20,000$ now right now....
think it'll hit 100,000$?!

Fur

this is terrible
seriously, how can people be so damn cruel....
wow...

they skinned this racoon.... and threw it into a pile of dead racoons.....
and the racoon tried to get up...... omfg....... so sad

Black or Gold?

it'll be like oak park eagle colors!!
lol, im trying to decide waht color to powdercoat my wheels in...
help me out

Happy Valentines Day

AJ says happy birthday

Girls shouldnt drive

man, so i was tellin scott a few days ago about this girl i saw in the parking lot of our school.
she sometimes parks across from my parking spot, so i see her sometimes.
well, last time i saw her, she was backing out of herspot, and she was SO CLOSE to hitting the car behind her...
she doesnt even look when she backs out, she just floors it going out.


so guess wat happened today...
im sitting in my car after school, waiting for my bro, listening to music.
and what do i see....
her doing her usual stupid ass bad driving...
and she floors it out of her parking spot, and hits trevor james' car... (he has a volvo). BAM!!! going backwards, right into his car. then she floors it back into her spot. stupid bitch.
lucky those things are made to survive missle attacks... cuz i guess it wasnt damaged.
she just shook his hand, and they left.
damnit, i really wanted him to like, cuss her out, shit.
hell, i was about to get out of my car and cuss the stupid bitch out.
shes gonna hit someone some day, and kill them someday.
girls like that shouldnt be driving.......


so thats how my great valentines day ended up. yay

Everybody Dance Now

wow, this totally made my day.
soooooooooooooooo funny
not even sure if tis good or bad.
he does bad moves very well. lol

Funnys

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Monkey Steals the Peach

lol, thats gotta suck, read the last line of the 2nd pic

Photoshops

check out these photoshops andrew made me...
some are funny as hell.
but damn the car looks good. i thought i was done modding...... but this make me want to waste more money.
damnit!



lol, this ones my fav.


heres the non weird one. lol

Eric Prydz- Call on me

old song, u might have already seen the music vid before
but imma repost it agian, cuz it rules

Mini Me

lol, some guy made this for me
its pretty sweet
screw minibike, i want a mini car!

Hope im not the only one that finds these funny

typicalxreject: so like
typicalxreject: you know
siLEntTriGGr: yeah
typicalxreject: how some asians can get surgery to make the crease above their eye
siLEntTriGGr: yeah
typicalxreject: is there surgery to make your eyes bigger?
siLEntTriGGr: lol
siLEntTriGGr: not that i know off
siLEntTriGGr: of
siLEntTriGGr: u don want ur eyeballs falling out
typicalxreject: no
typicalxreject: like
typicalxreject: well
typicalxreject: hmm
typicalxreject: i guess you're right
siLEntTriGGr: lol
typicalxreject: good point good point



Jessgirl5000: holy shit
siLEntTriGGr: what
Jessgirl5000: i was like talking really loud
siLEntTriGGr: ok
Jessgirl5000: and my mom is on the phone
Jessgirl5000: and she gets mad
siLEntTriGGr: haha
Jessgirl5000: and she throws a ball of paper at me!
Jessgirl5000: haha
siLEntTriGGr: LOLLLLLLLLLL
Jessgirl5000: omg it didnt even go far
Jessgirl5000: didnt even touch me
Jessgirl5000: hahhaa

Chiropractor

me n my bro went to this chiropractor today.
she flew in from like san fran, and was at my mom's friend's house.
so we went, and she check us out.
she found this weird bone sticking out in my bros neck, she said he fell outa his crib when he was young or something. LOL
so anyways, she takes my bro like in a headlock or something, like shse gonna snap his neck, and TWISTS. and u hear "CRACK!".
before, when she pushed on my bros neck u could feel a bone or something sticking out, and it hurt him. then after the neck twist, no more bone, and it didnt hurt for him anymore.
thats nuts.

then she checked me out. and didnt find anything wrong with me. guess im perfect or smething. lol jp

Homo

eCriminal: bbrb, whacking off now
eCriminal: i'm typing with right hand
eCriminal: so kinda slow
siLEntTriGGr: ok
siLEntTriGGr: tell me when ur done
eCriminal: done
eCriminal: ok
eCriminal: round two
eCriminal: brb
siLEntTriGGr: LOL

Yayeee

Owned

so i was surfing e46fanatics........ like always
and this guy posted a vid saying "Funniest thing I've seen in a looooong time"
so i click it.
and since my comp sucks, it takes a few minutes to load the vid. so i forgot about it.
sooooo, of course, my mom walks in randomly...
and, shes in my room and all of a sudden, outa nowhere, this fucking video pops up
and guess what it is.....
some girl, like, vagina in the air, getting effed by some big black guy, moaning......
and wow....... i freak out, and try to close it, and my shitty comp, of course, lags and freezes.
wow, my mom looks up and sees it. "JASON!!!!"
"its not my fault! some guy put up a link and i just clicked it!!"

wow, that was bad.
and i swear to god thats what happened. lol, heres the link if u want to see what i mean.
and nothings gonna pop up if u go, its just the link, no porn or anything, youre safe.
as you can see, i really didnt know it was gonna be porn until it popped up

Bio sucks

soooooo we have this project we had to do, where each group is assigned a type of land..... errr as in "oceans, tundra, forest, etc"
we got "shrublands"
so anyways, i told my partner that i'd make the powerpoint presentation, and all hed have to do is make a posterboard with pics on it.
so i made the powerpoint, and uploaded it onto my email account to download later on the teacher's comp.

so today i go in, and i ask her if we can use her laptop... we cant.
ummmmmm fuck?
and she wont let us use the internet either, so we cant use anyone else's laptop.
anyways, i try to figure out a way to save our asses.
so i ask to go to the bathroom, and grab the hall pass, and run to the computer lab, and storm into the computer lab, in the middle of palowski's lecture.
but since she loves me, she stopped her lecture to get me a floppy. lol
so i use the floppy to load the powerpoint on.....
whew.... its all good... or so we think

i run back to class, and it turns out, of the 3 laptops the other students brought, only one has a floppy drive... and its the oldest one. its literally like 10 years old and like 4 inches thick.
so we try..... and he has like windows 95 version of powerpoint... and i used XP version..... they dont work together.
THE POWERPOINT PRESENTATION WONT WORK!

FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK, so i end up just standing in front of class, reading the stuff they needed, while my retarded partner stood there pointing at pictures. and interjecting retarded comments like "the animals in the shrublands, need like, shrubs to eat, to like live"
sigh.....
and you would think "at least u had the posterboard right?"
um........ his posterboard was TINY!! it was a piece of cardboard and he glued colored paper over the brown, and then glued on 4 halfassed papers and some text.
such a piece of crap. lol
and before class hes like "what do u think of my board? pretty good right? i spent like a whole hour doing it"
lol, wtf, looks more like u spent 5 minutes........
sigh.
whatever, im done with school

lol, the project was only worth 20 pts btw. lol no big deal actually, but still gay.

Simpsons

holyyyyyyy shit! this is nuts
did u know 2 guys did all the voices?

Damn

i just got home, and its already almost 1.
and i have a good ammount of hw.

went out to dinner in montery park with cousins to celebrate chinese new year.
and at the restaurant, i see david's car outside. hes this guy i met once with a really nice bmw.
he was at the same restaurant and we said hey.
then i got a ride in tom's new acura TL. shoulda got a g35 coupe....... lol, tl is still nice tho.
and then we went.... to temple.... to pray.
and i didnt get home till now.
gonna be up a lil late doing hw.

JUST 2 MORE DAYS!!!!

Tomorrow

tomorrow is gonna suck

so yeah, im still up right now dong hw.
i aint gonna get to sleep till at least 2:30.
so im not gonna get much sleep
then tomorrow, i got:
physics quiz
bio quiz
3:15-4:15, detention
4:20-6:30ish, work
7:15-whenever(prob around 11), finale, practice

tomorrow is gonna be fun.......

UPS

Track with me!!

Comics

heres some

http://cheston.com/pbf/PBF027BCAngelsCaught.jpg
http://cheston.com/pbf/PBF076BCtheManwithNoPenis.jpg

Scott working hard

heres just a typical day in calc
scott working hard as usual

Basketball

this is a NUTTY ass shot. lol
damn, crazy

Bitches

Wheels comin on on the 14th...
8 more days, so fuckin sick of waiting.
goddamnit.

Focking neighbors

Ok, so this morning, like around 8, guess what my neighbors started doing...
they started jackhammering...
JACK HAMMER!!! dude, that shit only happens in movies.
Yeah, so at freaking 8, i hear "CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK CRACK" for a whole fucking hour.
Keep in mind i went to sleep at like 4am... so imagine it being like theyre doing this at 3am, if u went to sleep at 11.
so anyways, this is loud as fock, i hear my bro in his room going saying like "what the heeeeelllll" LOL
and im laying in my bed with my pillow over my head repeating "fuck you fuck you fuck you" in my head.
lolllll, so after like an hour it finally stops, and i fall back asleep.
and i get outa bed at like 10:40

so im about to go out, at like 11. and im in the garage(the garage door open) with with my dad, and we're kinda play arguing, and im talking loud.
so my dads like "shhhhh"
and i go "well, at least im not jackhammering"
my bro goes "yeah, i know! it was sooo loud and annoying"
so we keep talking, and i walk outside for a second, and i look over, and my neighbor i standing RIGHT there, looking at thi big ass hole they cut into the driveway.
im like SHIT! lol, and i go back into the garage and hide. lol
so yah, that was my morning.

T Shirt Hell

these are funny, lol

Bastards

yeah, so i ordered my wheels on like... december 6th
feb 3rd, i still dont have wheels
those fuckers.
i called last week, and they said the wheels would be here THIS week.
so i call agian today, turns out they havnt even shipped it yet.
goddamnit, theyre shipping tomorrow....
if its not here by next week.........

School

so, today started up with something kinda interesting.
while i was driving in the parking lot, lookin for my spot, i was happy to see that my "usual" parking spot in the corner was open. so when im about to pull in, this mom in a rx8 in front of me pulls into my spot and DOUBLE PARKS.
i was like WTF!!! stupid parents who park in the school parking lot, and take kids' spots... and she double parked too. so i parked somewhere else

and i get out all pissed, and i look at her, and it turns out, she was checking out her rear bumper... a kid from our school rear ended her... in her brand new rx8. brand new! with the dealer plates still on. ouchhhhhhhhhh
then i realized i remember seeing the car behind the rx8 brake HARD earlier, i figured he saved himself... i guess not.
anyways, the mom wasnt pissed at all!!
she was like, "its nothing, dont worry about it" to the kid.
she actually said "dont let it ruin your day" to the kid.
DUDE! BRAND NEW RX8!! id be so pissed, id kill the kid.
so yeah. that was kinda interesting

then during psych today, we had this really weird guest speaker. then we had 40 min of free time at the end. so a bunch of us just started goin through appel's riddle cars or whatever. and i kicked ass in the riddles.
lol

Hmmm, i could buy this

lol, thoe are huge.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Ya know the song "I like that"?
the best song ever?
well, apparently, the guy who sang it tried to kill himself and gouged his eye out.
WTF?!
that sucks... i loved his song.. i used to have "i like that" on repeat in my car. \SHIT

ITS TRUE!!!
http://news.google.com/news?q=houston&hl=en&lr=&rls=DVXA,DVXA:2004-35,DVXA:en&sa=N&tab=wn

Black dude falling

like the name implies.
lol, funny

Burner

wtf is wrong with my burner, it wont burn cds.
it says it is, but the cds just come out blank.
man, ive been stuck with the same damn cd forever, i need to burn a new one.
but i cant.
fantastic.

on a cooler note, i got my ipod to display the battery life in a number, instead of a stupid meter.
and i turned the sound level up, so it can get a ton louder now.
good for the car.

Parking

goddamnit
another parking violation
a detention this time.
so gay, i hate this school