i want

siLEntTriGGr: vans
siLEntTriGGr: or dvs
siLEntTriGGr: for <50
xo mademoiselle: you can get like
xo mademoiselle: pans at downtown prob
xo mademoiselle: for like 12 for 3 dollars
siLEntTriGGr: no
siLEntTriGGr: i dont want that shit
siLEntTriGGr: real shoes
siLEntTriGGr: for <50
xo mademoiselle: used shoes?
siLEntTriGGr: wtf!


wtf! she doesnt think i can afford real shoes for my lower class price range

so i was goin downstaris
siLEntTriGGr: and i walk into the kitchen
siLEntTriGGr: and i see my dad JUST sit down
siLEntTriGGr: and he pretends like nothing happened
siLEntTriGGr: and he looks up, and he sees its me, and he goes "oh.. i thought you were mom"
siLEntTriGGr: it turns out, he was eating noodles, and he thought my mom was comin, so he ran to the table and sat down like nothing happened
siLEntTriGGr: like a lil kid hiding from mommy
siLEntTriGGr: lmao

http://copywrite78.com/noseatbelt.avi

omg, wear your seatbelt

http://home.san.rr.com/quilombo/s.mp3
who knows this song

OMFG THIS IS TOO FUNNYYYYYYYY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHA
http://shadowdane.shackspace.com/Knives.mpeg

monkey cowboy
http://video.cgi.cbsnews.com/video/video.pl?url=/media/2004/01/29/video596615.wmv&sid=201

mr bolyogs book:
Amazon.com Sales Rank: 2,359,474
http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0738847003/103-0322279-5059047?v=glance

Bubbles6446: honestly who would actually publish a book by that fat fat repulblican

xo mademoiselle: rice krispies treats were made out of the cereal rice krispies
siLEntTriGGr: umm
siLEntTriGGr: DUH
xo mademoiselle: k well i didn't knwo that
siLEntTriGGr: what did u think they were made out of
xo mademoiselle: i dunno
xo mademoiselle: ithoguht you grew them like
xo mademoiselle: corn
xo mademoiselle: or whet
xo mademoiselle: wheat

siLEntTriGGr: u should be named jessica simpson
xo mademoiselle: haha
siLEntTriGGr: whats chicken of the sea made out of?!
xo mademoiselle: no
xo mademoiselle: i dunno
xo mademoiselle: lobster?
siLEntTriGGr: QUICK
siLEntTriGGr: what are buffalo wings made out of?!
xo mademoiselle: CHICKEN!
siLEntTriGGr: at least u got that right....
xo mademoiselle: haha

xo mademoiselle: whats the answer to the first question?
siLEntTriGGr: tuna
xo mademoiselle: oh
xo mademoiselle: i thought it was chicken
xo mademoiselle: and then i thought no..its a trick quesion
xo mademoiselle: its SEACHICKEN
xo mademoiselle: and i was like wait..
xo mademoiselle: its LOBSTEr!
siLEntTriGGr: no
siLEntTriGGr: lobsters are the cockaroaches of the sea
siLEntTriGGr: dont get excited cuz i said cock

http://www.roadsquadron.com/cars.html
man, theres a star wars car club...... my application is already in

i guess having no freinds to talk to isnt that bad..... at least i'll be able to concentrate on hw right? i hope

i got my grade in math
siLEntTriGGr: and
siLEntTriGGr: it was a 78.8
siLEntTriGGr: WTF
siLEntTriGGr: i had a 82 before the final
siLEntTriGGr: so..... i find out i got a 67 on my final
siLEntTriGGr: i ask the teacher to see the test, and it turns out, i filled out hte bubbles
siLEntTriGGr: and i get 3 extra pts
siLEntTriGGr: and my grade raises to a 79.8
siLEntTriGGr: OMG I GOT A B-... SO CLOSE

CHENzONghUa 4 17: why did michael jackson call up boyz II men?
siLEntTriGGr: why
CHENzONghUa 4 17: he thought it was a delivery service

siLEntTriGGr: wats the difference between josh and a black guy
CHENzONghUa 4 17: 9 inches (more for Josh Chen)
siLEntTriGGr: the penis
CHENzONghUa 4 17: hah
CHENzONghUa 4 17: beat you to it
siLEntTriGGr: josh is missing more than 9 inches

CHENzONghUa 4 17: whats the difference between a black person and tires?
siLEntTriGGr: tires have tread
siLEntTriGGr: and theyre used on cars
CHENzONghUa 4 17: tires dont scream when u put them in chains

jesus, thats a lot of snow
http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?t=138449

siLEntTriGGr (2:13:09 AM): what do ducks eat......?
Aahhhh ChU (2:13:24 AM): bread

http://www.freepixhosting.com/uploadedfiles/schuldevil2.jpg
zach thought the one damning her to rot in hell was too harsh... this ones better i guess

omg, my brother just talked in his sleep
he said.... ga ga gai yay.... omg the motherfucker is posessed

http://photos.e46fanatics.com/data/500/11593Walden_058.jpg
yup, i need clears

god, wtf is hte point of giving us another day off, if teachers pile on hw, so basically its a day we have to spend doing hw....... fuckin shiet

fastest street legal motorcycle in the world:

12 exist..... $185,000... 0-60 in 1.5 sec.... 250mph top speed
they used one in torque...
its got a built in radar scrambler, built in tv camera in taillight (for when youre running from the cops :D )
heres a ticket from some guy who owns one:
Ticket- $10,000 for 217mph in 55, pluss $100 for noise

shieeeeeet

http://louhi.kempele.fi/~skyostil/archive/dump/flash/yuri_harmonica.swf
harmonica beatbox.... hahah sweet

http://139.78.10.151/fark/showthread.php.html

OOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMFFFFFFFFFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!!!
the shit that goes down on the net

Jessgirl5000: who do you think i am
siLEntTriGGr: hahahahah
siLEntTriGGr: jessica simpson
Jessgirl5000: you!
siLEntTriGGr: <3
Jessgirl5000: ARE YOU THE DEVIL
siLEntTriGGr: LOLLLLLL




Jessgirl5000: o man
Jessgirl5000: i went bakc to the store
Jessgirl5000: and i saw the best bbag ever
Jessgirl5000: im going to get it
Jessgirl5000: i have to
Jessgirl5000: its the perfect traveling bag
Jessgirl5000: its like the best carry on
Jessgirl5000: im so smart
Jessgirl5000: i always think ahead




Jessgirl5000: not bragging or anything like that but i smell soo good




holy sshit, where would i get my laughs if not for her

(about her dad)
Jessgirl5000: hes still alive
siLEntTriGGr: if he wasnt
Jessgirl5000: then we would not be talking
siLEntTriGGr: what a scary thought
siLEntTriGGr: who would i have to diss me?!
Jessgirl5000: no one!
siLEntTriGGr: and slander my car
Jessgirl5000: i dotn slander your car!
siLEntTriGGr: shiet
siLEntTriGGr: like
siLEntTriGGr: i would actually be happy!
siLEntTriGGr: damn
siLEntTriGGr: good thing you exist
Jessgirl5000: I KNO!!
Jessgirl5000: im the best!
siLEntTriGGr: lol wtf

siLEntTriGGr: i have 100 essays to read and grade
Jessgirl5000: ew
Jessgirl5000: your teacher is fucked up
siLEntTriGGr: yeah
siLEntTriGGr: wtf
siLEntTriGGr: its due tuesday
siLEntTriGGr: i have none done
siLEntTriGGr: and then i gotta make 30 copies
siLEntTriGGr: for my grading
Jessgirl5000: doesnt anyone complain
siLEntTriGGr: which is like..... prob gonna be 5 pages
siLEntTriGGr: so its like
siLEntTriGGr: 20 bucks at kinkos
Jessgirl5000: thats sooo messed up
siLEntTriGGr: i thinkc omplaining will only get ui a low grade
siLEntTriGGr: shes been doing it for years
Jessgirl5000: you guys should complain as a class
siLEntTriGGr: shes seriously a slave driver
Jessgirl5000: do what my dad did back in the day
Jessgirl5000: wait for her after school
Jessgirl5000: sack her
Jessgirl5000: and then beat the shit out of her
siLEntTriGGr: hahahaha
siLEntTriGGr: wtf?!
Jessgirl5000: thats what my dad did
siLEntTriGGr: wtf?!
siLEntTriGGr: no he didnt
Jessgirl5000: he told me to do that to my spanish teacher
Jessgirl5000: cuz i hated her
Jessgirl5000: um ya he did
Jessgirl5000: you can ask him
Jessgirl5000: he fucking pissed his teachers off so bad
Jessgirl5000: back in the day

my lips are so chapped, goodie
sigh

Sharman, targeted by studios and record companies because its software is used to trade music and video files, has sought to turn the tables on the industry, accusing it of misusing Kazaa software to invade users' privacy and send corrupt files and threatening messages.

http://news.com.com/2100-1026_3-5147037.html?tag=nefd_top

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/beatbox.wmv
sweet beatboxin.......


shhhhhittttttttttttttttttt

2 Carrera GT's vs. Mustang on the autobahn
http://www.rennteam.com/upload-int/fmcgt.wmv

im fuckin moving to zueri.... OMG!
http://www.beautifulzueri.blogspot.com/

ahhhhhhhh wtf! im pissed, im not gonna be in eurotuner............
i called him a ton of times, and finally he picks up at like 3:30, and hes like "why didnt you call?!"
im like........ wtf, i called like 20 times, and hes goes, oh well..... the photoshoots over, we did it in a warehouse, so didnt have any reception........ motherfucker.......
god, im pissed

get a free ipod mini!

http://webobjects.cdw.com/webobjects/docs/pdfs/iPod_cutout.pdf

if it wasnt for my dad and mom, i would buy these all today:

Replica ACS Roof Spoiler: About $175+paint
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=2455030112&category=33638


Konig Theory 19x8 in graphite: $1000 shipped
http://www.rdmwheels.com/konig/theorygraphite.htm

and Nitto 555 tires 235/35/19: $720 shipped


Lip spoiler: $100 shipped


Clears (Set of 6): $200 shipped


Pedals and Handbrake: $75



its like 2300$ but damn itd be worth it
actually like 1600 cuz id try to get my dad to pay for the tires


sigh..... if only i had my own credit card

Jessgirl5000: brb
siLEntTriGGr: sweet
Jessgirl5000: im getting money
Jessgirl5000: hahahaha
siLEntTriGGr: hahahah
siLEntTriGGr: are u sure u need any
Jessgirl5000: score!

When I do right, no one ever remembers. When I do wrong, no one ever forgets. I used to have a handle on life, but then it broke. This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time. I tell you the truth: It is for your good that I am going away.

XX AY AM EXX7: i have a FEVER
XX AY AM EXX7: and my body hurts : (
siLEntTriGGr: i had a bad headache on friday
XX AY AM EXX7: AND NO ONE CAREEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
siLEntTriGGr: mine did too!
siLEntTriGGr: lmao
siLEntTriGGr: hahah
siLEntTriGGr: why is that funny
XX AY AM EXX7: THOSE BASTARDS
siLEntTriGGr: prob cuz its true


XX AY AM EXX7: well no ONES home to care for me : (
XX AY AM EXX7: waaaaaaaaaaaH
siLEntTriGGr: oh
siLEntTriGGr: im sorry
siLEntTriGGr: toby?
XX AY AM EXX7: hes being an asshole
XX AY AM EXX7: all he does is look at me and bark
siLEntTriGGr: why
siLEntTriGGr: haha
siLEntTriGGr: cuz u smell
XX AY AM EXX7: exactly/
siLEntTriGGr: maybe he can sense death?
XX AY AM EXX7: maybe you can eat rocks and die?
XX AY AM EXX7: fagnnut

http://www.acura-legend.com/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=&postid=338303
ommmmmgggg 30 inch rims! hahaha
and SCOTT! acura legend forum!!!!!! haha

wow, something is going on, i come home, and my moms actually cleaning the house...... ive never seen her do that... in my 17 years of life..... ive never seen her dusting or anything..... she is now.... wtf?

i get home
go to sit down on the couch
my mom starts yelling at me

thats my life


heres another convo we just had:
mom: jason! come down to eat!
me: im in the bathroom!
few minutes later
mom: JASON COME DOWN TO EAT!!!!
me: IM IN THE BATHROOM!
mom: WHY DONT YOU COME DOWN TO SAY IT!?!?!?!?!?!?
me: (wtf?!?!) IM IN THE BATHROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!

siLEntTriGGr: FUCK
siLEntTriGGr: AHHHHHH
siLEntTriGGr: school
siLEntTriGGr: finals
siLEntTriGGr: shiet
bundantoh: and chicken. mmmmm

bundantoh: and ME SUCKS COCK LIKE NO OTHER
bundantoh: *windows ME

i have yet to exact my revenge. i might firebomb his house, then stand outside as he runs out screaming "help, my kids are screaming in there!" to which i will reply "thats probly because they're on fire... thats what people do when they're on fire"... then


hahahahaha

HAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?t=137181
DILDO IN THE EXHAUST!!!

sucks....... but HAHHAHAHAA

Jessgirl5000: i think its like korean for pooping
Jessgirl5000: its so gross
Jessgirl5000: omg
siLEntTriGGr: YOU SAID POOPING!!!
siLEntTriGGr: HAHAHAHAHA

siLEntTriGGr: id hate to see wat a mess you'd be if u grew up unrich its be a sad sight to see
Jessgirl5000: i wont
Jessgirl5000: i dont even care if i have to be a gold digger
Jessgirl5000: ok i sort of care
Jessgirl5000: it wont happen
siLEntTriGGr: wat if it did
Jessgirl5000: im going to be rich
siLEntTriGGr: that would be bad
siLEntTriGGr: itd be so sad
siLEntTriGGr: like
siLEntTriGGr: i bet you'd talk to yourself a lot
siLEntTriGGr: to try to comfort yourself from feeling like a failure
Jessgirl5000: no
siLEntTriGGr: and youd be a complusive liar, telling everyone how your non existant husband is in italy on a business
siLEntTriGGr: theres a good chance
Jessgirl5000: no
Jessgirl5000: stop
Jessgirl5000: you are lying
Jessgirl5000: man i need shoes
Jessgirl5000: hahaha
siLEntTriGGr: lolol
siLEntTriGGr: sigh
Jessgirl5000: haha
Jessgirl5000: im hopeless

Jessgirl5000: i took a nap from 4 -6
siLEntTriGGr: sweet
Jessgirl5000: and when my mom woke me up
siLEntTriGGr: you punched her?
Jessgirl5000: i look at the clock and i thought it was morning
siLEntTriGGr: haha
Jessgirl5000: i swear my heart stopped
siLEntTriGGr: ive done that
Jessgirl5000: man i was so freakin scared
siLEntTriGGr: haha
siLEntTriGGr: damn school
siLEntTriGGr: ruins a good night of sleep
Jessgirl5000: i kno
Jessgirl5000: fucking school put me into cardiac arrest
siLEntTriGGr: hahah

Pass the Fuck Finals Truck around and it will bring u luck on your finals.

^^^^^^^^^^^^| ||
| FUCK FINALS | ||'|";\,___.
|_..._...______===|=||_|__|...,] |
"(@)'(@)""""*|(@)(@)*****(@)

http://www.guardian.co.uk/online/weblogs/story/0,14024,1108883,00.html
the best blogs.......
i should be on there

http://members.migente.com/Kissy-Kissy/

shieeeeeet

siLEntTriGGr: my nails..... are long
siLEntTriGGr: sigh
Jessgirl5000: cant you like
Jessgirl5000: eat them
Jessgirl5000: hahaha
Jessgirl5000: or not

may fat lil bastard bro took one of my undershirts! my JOE BOXER ONEEEE!!!!!!!!! i only have one of those! thats the best one, compared to all the other ones, the joe boxer one never got wrinkles in the collar or anything. THAT LIL PUNK! my mom wont let me take it back either!!

THAT WAS THE HIGH QUALITY ONE!

m z JACK1Ewack1e: dude i dont kno hwo to ski or anyding at all
siLEntTriGGr: thats sweet
siLEntTriGGr: i dunno how to snowboard
siLEntTriGGr: lets go sit on our asses
m z JACK1Ewack1e: but then
m z JACK1Ewack1e: ADOAOFAOFAOF
m z JACK1Ewack1e: boringgg
siLEntTriGGr: nah
siLEntTriGGr: its fun
siLEntTriGGr: until u wake up in the morning
siLEntTriGGr: and you cant even sit down without ur ass hurting
siLEntTriGGr: but im sure ur used to that

my bro: theres plenty more of that where it came from!

whoohoo! i can get my car in eurotuner!
eurotuner=



I'm doing a tech article with Philip Royle on Friday.
If you want your car as part of the group photo that we're planning for the photo shoot, think about being there @ 3pm ish, I'll give you coordinates.

Call my phone on Friday.



time for my 15 minutes of car stardom!!!

theres almost truth in advertising.....
the new diamond slogan is "diamonds..... render her speachless..."
why dont they just go ahead and say it.... "diamonds.... that'll shut her up"

http://www.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/frolixo~freedomgnome.jpg

http://media.rtl.nl/web/components/shows/idols2/2004/week02/zondag_simply_the_best.avi.MiMedia_WM_364K_V8.wmv
holland idols...... what the fucking shitttttttttt

Jessgirl5000: wtf!
Jessgirl5000: you were right
Jessgirl5000: wow this is the first time you are right
Jessgirl5000: wow!!
siLEntTriGGr: hahhaha
siLEntTriGGr: I TOLD YOU
Jessgirl5000: this is the first time i am going to admit
Jessgirl5000: that you
Jessgirl5000: are right
siLEntTriGGr: no
siLEntTriGGr: this is the only time you cant deny that im right
Jessgirl5000: hahaha
Jessgirl5000: ok ok
Jessgirl5000: you win

whoohoo i own

GODDAMNIT
i just realized how i can talk to my parents about anything. they have a fucking double standard for my brother and i. they let my brother do whatever, buy whatever he wants. for me, they wont let me buy shit, even with my own money. wtfs up with that.
and when i ask my dad about it, he freaking says its cuz my bro has straight As..... wtf, i got straight As in 8th grade too, it was easy as shit. he also said it was cuz i waso ijga;dhf ssdf adsljf godamnit, im too pissed to try to explain it... lets just say he led it into talking about how i never study and never concentrate on school work and shit

so my point is that i cant talk to my parents about anything. because anything i say, eventually leads to them talking about either school, grades, sats, or college. and im fucking totally serious. ANYTIME i talk to them about ANYTHING... about going out... about buying ANYTHING... about doing ANYTHING...... THEY START TALKING ABOUT FUCKIGN SCHOOL!

AND ITS NOT EVEN CONFINED TO THAT..... god, thinking about it makes me so fucking mad........... ok so i'll be in the car with my mom OR my dad..... and we'll just be listening to music, and out of NOWHERE my parents will just start talking about school or grades or sat or college or anything related to school. and basically, they start lecturing me and shit..... and that inevitably leads to a HUGE argument....... so usually i spent about 3/4 of my trips to monterey park (ortho) getting yelled or screamed at...... thats also most of my life, i get hour lectures on school grades and college and sats just about EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY.
GODDAMNIT

i need to use the punching bag........ i'll bbl

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http://www.ce.rit.edu/~mezz/crash.mpeg
omg, now THIS is funny!!!!! hahahah stupid ricers

http://www.princeton.edu/~rmoore/punit/
hahaha, thats pretty funny, and pretty good

i like hte lil romeo one "i'll be broke when im 20, and hooked on crack"

xX a y a m e xX7: er juss pussAY cold symptoms
xX a y a m e xX7: har har.. jk
siLEntTriGGr: :-(
xX a y a m e xX7: take that stuff that makes u sleep throught the night
xX a y a m e xX7: and knock out
xX a y a m e xX7: ive never had a better sleep in my entire life
siLEntTriGGr: haha
siLEntTriGGr: um
siLEntTriGGr: roofies?

DUB CITY R.C. ROLLER$!

http://jadatoys.com/dubcity_1-12rcrollers.html
remote control navigators wit spinners!

Import Racer! R/C Spec!
http://jadatoys.com/RC_SPEC/index.html
SWEEEEEEEEEEET!

http://jadatoys.com/RC_SPEC/RC-movieSMALL.mov

Jessgirl5000: my friend let me drive his bmw today
siLEntTriGGr: how was it
siLEntTriGGr: sweet eh!?
Jessgirl5000: fantastic
Jessgirl5000: its such a good drive
Jessgirl5000: i think im going to have to get one now
Jessgirl5000: it was the new 530
Jessgirl5000: soo nice!
Jessgirl5000: i have to get a bmw now
Jessgirl5000: its such a nice car
Jessgirl5000: i want to tell the entire world what a fantastic car that is


her profile:
READ THIS:
the bmw is the nicest car in the entire world!! it is the best drive you will ever have in your entire life. GO BUY ONE NOW!!


I TOLD YA'LL!!!!!!!

Jessgirl5000: my friend let me drive his bmw today
siLEntTriGGr: how was it
siLEntTriGGr: sweet eh!?
Jessgirl5000: fantastic
Jessgirl5000: its such a good drive
Jessgirl5000: i think im going to have to get one now
Jessgirl5000: it was the new 530
Jessgirl5000: soo nice!


hahaha.... whew, one less suv driver, another bmw driver

my dad went fucking crazy on me today.
cuz he kept yelling at me, telling me to do my sat tests for tutor.
and i was fucking about to do it, but he kept yelling at me.
finally, i told him just to go away becuase i was gonna do it.
and he said he was getting pissed off.... i said i was too....
thats when he went fucking crazy on me... fucking screaming and shit
wtf, i swear to god, if i fucking die in a car crash or something, i dont want anyone to be sad, cuz im actually hoping that'll happen to me, so i dont have to worry about all this sat, college, grade shit....
god i hope i fucking die soon

http://www.yjd40.dial.pipex.com/mastercard.html
mase found it, funny

wow... this is cheap!
http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?t=134810
argh, i need more money

who wants a super duper cheap ferarri
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=6763&item=2454775986

amazingly hot:
http://channels.netscape.com/ns/men/gallery.jsp?floc=g-abrazee2&gname=abrazee2

and um...... wow
http://www.cardomain.com/memberpage/472959
every guys dream girl

AHHHAHAHAHAHAHA

http://www.avforums.com/frame.html?http://www.avforums.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=56924
omg, cant be for real

http://forums.nasioc.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=484634
omfg, this is too crazy.... hahah

ebay auction of west virginia.... haha, who wants it anyways
http://www.cnn.com/2004/TECH/internet/01/14/offbeat.w.va.ap/index.html

AHHHH! i got an IPOD!!!!!!!!! piiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmppppppppp

tigerxgirl: im sick
tigerxgirl: bah
siLEntTriGGr: did u go to school today?
tigerxgirl: of course
tigerxgirl: im asian
tigerxgirl: doesnt matter if u have cancer
tigerxgirl: asians go to school

http://quizilla.com/users/yourgoodfriend/quizzes/which%20happy%20bunny%20are%20you%3F/
i think gary will like this quiz



you are the "I hate you so bad" happy
bunny. You hate everyone and eveything and your
not ashamed of it.


which happy bunny are you?
brought to you by Quizilla

http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=1286007#post1286007
yao mings car

umm....... wtf
http://forum.e46fanatics.com/attachment.php?s=&postid=661097

look at thes high school kids and their cars
http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid97/p9e157e810af96e9fc986c01e32715fa1/fa073687.jpg.orig.jpg
sigh... the 3 in the middle look like dorks
and 2 on outside are on europrojektz... thats like my life goal

http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?s=&postid=1281979#post1281979

guess how old she is:



shes 17!! damn.... i can hit that..... legally.... but not realisticly.....
but as jerry pointed out to me.. it still is illegal to have sex if ur under 18.... "bun dan toh: or else it's statutory rape on both sides"
damn him, ruining it all





actually shes not that hot....

damn you photoshop!!!!!!!!!!!!
or... thank you? im not sure
should guys denounce it.... or praise it..... hm.....
it can make ugly girls hot..... but then agian.... theyre not "really" hot... so... wats the point?

damn.... brian was totally right when he said that everyone would bail out at the last minute....
damn, he has to pay for every ticket he doesnt sell..... and he has a lot more left
i feel so bad, i told him i would be able to sell a lot.... im not even gonna get 10.... sigh

cant u guys be like mase? hes buyin a ticket even tho hes not sure if he can go... what a buddy

schultheis is a slave driver.....
im dreading seeing her in 5 hours

fast ass truck
http://www.olypen.com/bulldog/movies.html/F350Run.wmv

hasbigsausage: i'm confused, why doesn't your away message talk?
siLEntTriGGr: cuz
siLEntTriGGr: im fucking god
siLEntTriGGr: WAIT
hasbigsausage: i love you god
siLEntTriGGr: tha came out wrong
hasbigsausage: lol
hasbigsausage: i thought god was a hot chick?
siLEntTriGGr: maybe
hasbigsausage: hm
hasbigsausage: maybe, that would be cool
hasbigsausage: but i know i'm going to hell
hasbigsausage: so it doesn't matter
siLEntTriGGr: haha
hasbigsausage: maybe the devil is a hot chick
siLEntTriGGr: wit ha penis
hasbigsausage: ...
hasbigsausage: stop
hasbigsausage: i know all hot chicks are going to hel
siLEntTriGGr: well it IS hell
siLEntTriGGr: where they will grow penises
hasbigsausage: never
siLEntTriGGr: yes
siLEntTriGGr: hell=hot chicks grow penises
hasbigsausage: no
hasbigsausage: i don't believe you

hasbigsausage: hm, i kind of want it to snow now
siLEntTriGGr: me too
hasbigsausage: i want to build an igloo
siLEntTriGGr: hahahahh
siLEntTriGGr: wtf

hasbigsausage: ok, i got a wake up call at 3 this morning from jordan...
hasbigsausage: she was like... wake up, do your math
siLEntTriGGr: hahahahhhahahahahaha
siLEntTriGGr: thats sweet
hasbigsausage: so i was complaining and i didn't get up, so she goes, i'll give you a couple more minutes
hasbigsausage: so she hangs up
hasbigsausage: then 30 minutes later, she calls again, and tells me to do my math
hasbigsausage: so i start complaining again
siLEntTriGGr: she rocks

im sick... bleh

this is why i wanna go to hot import nights
http://chedric.gotdns.com/digitalcanvas/video/HIN2003.wmv

First Song: Josh Chen & Matt Pereyra- Give It 2 Me (Lyrics and Song recorded within 2 hours)
Second Song: Josh Chen & Matt Pereyra- Deal With Me Now (Lyrics and Song in 4 hrs)


not bad, lol
i got the links from jon :D

Xo mademoiselle: oxymoron is
Xo mademoiselle: when
Xo mademoiselle: like
Xo mademoiselle: smartmiranda
siLEntTriGGr: lol
siLEntTriGGr: yes
siLEntTriGGr: idiom is like
siLEntTriGGr: in a pickle
Xo mademoiselle: WHY AM I MAKING MYSELF LOOK BAD
Xo mademoiselle: no
Xo mademoiselle: thats
Xo mademoiselle: like
Xo mademoiselle: showing
Xo mademoiselle: location

Jessgirl5000: a student driver almost killed me today
siLEntTriGGr: haha
siLEntTriGGr: sucks
Jessgirl5000: and my dad and i started swearing at her
Jessgirl5000: it was so fantastic
Jessgirl5000: like bonding
Jessgirl5000: haha

Jessgirl5000: its like watching a helpless innocent girl get beaten and raped and just standing there not doing anything
siLEntTriGGr: HAHAHAHAH
Jessgirl5000: ok thats too big of an exaggeration
siLEntTriGGr: are you comparing
siLEntTriGGr: a
Jessgirl5000: but still
siLEntTriGGr: fallen chicken noodle soup
Jessgirl5000: haha
siLEntTriGGr: to rape?!
Jessgirl5000: ok

Jessgirl5000: ya
Jessgirl5000: ill tell you how it is
siLEntTriGGr: aight
Jessgirl5000: tomororw
Jessgirl5000: when i go
Jessgirl5000: when i dont have school
Jessgirl5000: and you do
siLEntTriGGr: i hear the aftermarket section is really good
siLEntTriGGr: omg
siLEntTriGGr: you
siLEntTriGGr: you
siLEntTriGGr: YOU SUC

typical x reject: the one that goesn duh nuh nuh nuh
typical x reject: ....
typical x reject: wow
typical x reject: that sounded better in my head
siLEntTriGGr: LMAO

sweeeeet

LumatMaster: did you goto the la auto show?
LumatMaster: my friend was bugging me about it for hours
siLEntTriGGr: nah
siLEntTriGGr: i was gonan go today
siLEntTriGGr: but i have too much hw.....
LumatMaster: get out of it
LumatMaster: tell your teacher your mom died
LumatMaster: just make sure your parents never get to meet your teachers ever again
siLEntTriGGr: hah
siLEntTriGGr: i would
LumatMaster: i bust that in college every quarter
LumatMaster: its tight

http://www.specr.com.sg/bodykit.html
mazda 6s are nice

http://www.donpixel.com/video/?v=031125110016
this guy is the man

http://www.bimmervibe.com/phorum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=2297
i want this too

http://www.yourethemannowdog.com
i am the man too

http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=133597
sweet

http://forum.e46fanatics.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=133589
um.... ouch

one bad trip:
siLEntTriGGr: i stepped on my sunglasses :-(
siLEntTriGGr: and there was this really annoying fat girl in my cabin
siLEntTriGGr: she walked into my room, and shes like "it smells like axe in here! whatd u do? dump the whole bottle on your head?!"
siLEntTriGGr: i just ignored her
J ESKAFIED: hahahahahaahhahaha
J ESKAFIED: i like axe!
siLEntTriGGr: then my mom wanted to take pics of me and my bro
siLEntTriGGr: so we're standing outside
siLEntTriGGr: and she runs up to the window
siLEntTriGGr: and throws herself at it
siLEntTriGGr: and like humps the window makingw eird noises
siLEntTriGGr: omg, so gay
siLEntTriGGr: i just ignored her agian
siLEntTriGGr: she was like.... amazingly fat, ew
J ESKAFIED: OOOH
J ESKAFIED: i thought u were talking about ur mom
siLEntTriGGr: she kept like waslking up to me and saying random stuff about what i was doing
siLEntTriGGr: naaaaah
J ESKAFIED: oooh she loves you
siLEntTriGGr: it was yucky
J ESKAFIED: haha
siLEntTriGGr: my bro said that oo
J ESKAFIED: aww
siLEntTriGGr: so most of the time i stayed in my room listening to music
siLEntTriGGr: at night, my bro got scared, so he rolled all the way from across the room right up next to me
siLEntTriGGr: ( we were sleepin on the floor)
siLEntTriGGr: i kept pushing him away and he kept coming back
siLEntTriGGr: and one of the moms there was driving me nuts

god, i hate life

i dreamed that i got a D in math..... and thats not unlikely.... shit
so much hw in schultheis.... fuck her
and so much other shit

I STEPPED ON MY FUCING SUNGLASSES!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

goin to big bear......
if you love me you'll call to keep me company