Thursday, January 31, 2008

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

YouTube - FABOLOUS FREESTYLE

Damn, im really liking this...

YouSendIt - Equipto feat. Andre Nickatina- That Pt. 2.mp3

Good song

Thx to kevin

Star Trek Orgasms - E46Fanatics

Lol.. the last one is definitely my favorite!

NEC Flask Phones Contain Delicious Fuel - Geekologie

Holy crap!
See through phones that run on liquid?!
Im down!

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Funny Diver Faces....

Just a few... more at the link..



YouTube - Shing02 Geshi Fes2005Live-Luv(sic)pt.1&2



Nothing but love....
Part 2 is my fav part... starts at 4:55
But its all good!

YouTube - Matt Pereyra - Do You Notice?

Matt rocking out and pwning the guitar

Monday, January 28, 2008

Update on the neighbor

Just though some people might care to know whats going on....

On friday night, me, aubrey, and josh were getting ready to out to dinner (all you can eat sushi!) with some friends... we were in the car about to leave when we remembered we needed something from the apartment.

So aubrey drives his car up to our apartment, and parks next to the curb behind our parking spots.... prob like 15 feet from our parking spot and the neighbor's cayenne...

We're there for maybe 3 minutes or so while we wait for josh to go grab something...
Me and aubrey are standing next to the car waiting.
I look up and notice the neighbor's blinds moving... like someone had just looked through them... but i dont see anyone... seconds later i see someone walking down the stairs... im like "oh hell no... this guy has some guts" and i point him out to aubrey...
The guy comes down, and stands outside and watches us... and we stare back.
And he just watches us for like 3 or so minutes until josh comes back... the whole time im staring back, because im just begging for him to try to start something...

Anyways, we eventually just leave... jesus i hate that guy....




Well... since last night, the cayenne is gone... in its place is some old ass white van. Haha... i guess the guy was so scared we'd fock up his car that he traded it for another car of his or something...
WHICH IS GOOD! I want him to be so freaked out that he inconveniences himself because of us.. i want him to be scared... mofo.



Well

Sunday, January 27, 2008

Friday, January 25, 2008

Video of the Pot Vending Machines

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Marijuana Vending Machines Opening For Business in LA

This cant be for real.... is it? ....is it? .....IT IS!!!


These electronic drug dealers won't be out on the street next to a Pepsi machine, of course. No, they'll be "housed in standalone rooms, abutting two dispensaries and protected by round-the-clock security guards." To use them, you'll need to go with a prescription in hand, get fingerprinted and get a prepaid credit card that's loaded up with your dosage and what strain of weed you want. Yeah, no joke, the pharmacists in LA give you a choice between OG Kush and Granddaddy Purple.


What is dont get is where these names come from?
I mean, this weed is like legal government legal weed.
But the names seem like they come straight from a pothead. lol
So strange

Fuck my neighbor

So some background info:
Me and my roommates were planning on having a friend's bday party at our apartment this saturday.. so as a courtesy my roommate decided to type up a nice letter letting our neighbors know about it. Basically it said like "we're planning on having a party, it might get a little loud, and we know its an inconvenience. But it would be great if you could be a little tolerant this weekend. if theres any problems or concerns you can call us at blah blah blah." that was basically it.
He went and handed it out to all the neighbors, and talked to the apartment under and next to us. They were cool... just this one neighbor on the other side of our apartment. First, his wife called saying we needed to be quiet after 10.... which is when the party was supposed to start... anyways, all of a sudden she starts being more aggressive, then the guy gets on the phone and starts yelling and cussing at my roommate... keep in mind that my roommate this whole time was being as courteous as possible.. were yelling saying that they have delt with college kids in the past and that if we tried to pull something, they would call the cops, call the leasing office, and have us evicted... pretty much they were threatening us and being very hostile.
Due to them, we moved the party.


Anyways, over the last couple weeks, the neighbors would come to our door and complain about the noise... when we werent even partying or anything... my roommate would be in the apartment by himself playing call of duty and the guy would come and complain... either way, no problem, my roommmate turned it down... this happened twice.

Fast forward to last night, we had like 5-6 people over, and we werent even partying... no drinking, just hanging out, playing video games, talking, laughing.
Anyways, the guy calls us saying we're too loud. So we turn off our music, turn off the video game.... 10 minutes later, the guy calls agian and leaves a voice mail saying "i dont know what youre trying to pull, but if thats how you want to play... im gonna get you guys evicted. blah blah blah..." he basically threatened us and tried to bully us around...

SO TODAY... i get back from class at like 10:30 am, and as im pulling up to our parking spot... the neighbor is backing out of his spot... he sees me and blocks my parking spot so i cant park... i stop and wait, wondering what hes doing, and he gets out of his car and comes up to my car... i roll down my window and the fucker puts his hands on my door and leans in... puts his face right into mine and says:
Him: do you live in 319?
me: yeah, whats wrong?
him: "Listen, i dont know what youre trying to pull, but if you guys do this shit one more time, im going to have you fucking evicted, im gonna call the cops blah blah blah blah"
The whole time being very threatening and cursing at me... while this is happening im sitting there thinking to myself "who the fuck does this guy think he is? ive never met him before, ive never spoken to me before, and here he is, up in my face, cussing at me and threatening me." i was pretty pissed at this point but i wasnt really saying anything... but then this did it... at the end of his thing he says....
"Do you understand? OR DO I HAVE TO SAY THAT IN CHINESE?!"
(keep in mind this guy is like arab or iranian or some kind of middle eastern)

At this point i SNAPED!

who the fuck does this guy think he is... coming up to me, putting his hands on my car, sticking his face in my face, threatening me, cussing at me, AND THEN FUCKING THROWS FUCKING RACISM AT ME?!

I looked up at him and i yelled this right in his face "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!"

The look on his face was priceless, i guess he expected me to be a lil bitch and say sorry or something. But i aint no bitch, im not gonna take that shit.

i tried to open the door, he wont let me, hes holding my door shut.
So i shove my door open.
I step out and im about to shove him... and he grabs my hands so i just push him off me.

At this point he goes
"stay right here! stay right here! im calling the cops! im gonna have you arrested!"

i tell him to go ahead. he gets back in his car and parks it, and i park, get my bags and head back to my apartment while hes calling the cops.

I call up my roommate and he says hes coming back to the apartment.
A few minutes later i get a call from my roommate saying to come out..

The cops show up, and take our stories.
Basically, the whole time the cops were on our side... they agreed that the guy totally over reacted to the incident.

The funny thing is the cop told the guy "unfortunately you live in an apartment complex thats mostly populated by college students" pretty much telling the guy, to move out if hes not happy.
The guy drove a cayenne... and recently swapped that out for a cayenne turbo w/ techart wheels. AND HE LIVES IN AN APARTMENT COMPLEX!
He has a wife and 2 children.... he should stop spending his money on his car and get his family a real home.

So the cops talk to us, take our stories and apparently the guy wanted to make a citizens' arrest and charge me with assault.
The cops talked him out of it though...

Anyways, the cops didnt do anything... and that was that.


I understand that we live in an apartment complex and we need to be courteous to our neighbors. And we are... none of our other neighbors have ever complained.
Actually, right after the incident, the neighbor (a nice older lady) that lives RIGHT UNDER US called... saying:
"oh, i just got you letter and wanted to let you know that a party would be fine."
my roommate told her about what had just happend and she said
"really? you guys had people over last night? i didnt hear anything! and i was up late!"
So its not me lying or stretching the truth...

YouTube - Bird Poops In Mouth

LMAO OWNED!

Thursday, January 24, 2008

Japanese Bug Fights .com

Wow, this is some intense stuff...
Huge bugs fighting huge bugs

The 5 Most Horrifying Bugs in the World | Cracked.com

Wow... freaking.... horrifying.

Lots of M-coupe photos from Spa and the Nurburgring (from magazine shoot!)... - BMW Z2 Z4 Z6 Z8 Z9 Forum

Some great pics of an M-Coupe

If you laugh, you lose - E46Fanatics

I started an E46 version... some old pics... some new pics... still freaking funny

What's the answer.... LoL - E46Fanatics



Lol.. dirty game show

YouTube - Subaru DC Mountain Lab 1.5

Guy takes STi to the ski slopes and does jumps with snowboarders... freakin SICK!

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

NWS!!!

Do not watch this if you are offended by boobies.... or perverts.... or creepers.... lol

YouTube - Tracking S5

This is the vid of me tracking the S5!!!!
Video quality sucks... but damn it was so fun!

*lawl* - E46Fanatics

"Got it in a email.. some chiccs myspace page ... tell me what you see in this picture lol"

Wow

YouTube - Do You Know Rob and Big

LOL... Cowboys... - E46Fanatics

this guy in a bimmer gets very lucky - E46Fanatics

This is why radar detectors are good

heath ledger found dead - E46Fanatics

RIP

I hate my life FUCKING KILL ME

Wow, fuck my life, fuck it.

This is ridiculous... the fucking world is conspiring against me.

So last night, i got a speeding ticket heading back to irvine.
80+ in a 65.
Fuck.
Funny thing is i was supposed to stop by in LA to pick something up from someone and drop something off for my cousin.
First, the guy i was supposed to meet up was unable to make it.
Then my cousin wasnt able to meet up either.
After i got my ticket, i realized i got a text from the first guy saying he COULD meet up... but it was too late by then, but if i had gotten it when he sent it i would have been able to meet up.
And most likely, if i HAD met up with either my cousin or the guy i WOULDNT have gotten a ticket, cuz the cop wouldnt have been where he was if i was there an hour later.
Fuck that.


Today after class i realized i had an insurance form i needed to mail out.
Turns out, it was supposed to be sent out 3 days ago.
And "If the enclosed material is not received by the City of LA by 1/19/08, the dependent will be terminated from all coverage"
FUCK!!!!
So i head over to the registrar so i can get a "proof of attendance" form for the insurance.
I park in a 15 minute parking zone and get out... After i get out, a giant buss pulls up behind me... and wants the spot...
Being the nice guy I am, i figure i'll give it to him since hes a big bus and has nowhere else to park... I get back in my car and move my car, even though the person in front of me didnt.
I move 20 feet and park in front of the office in a "no parking zone" next to 3 other cars which are also parked in a no parking zone... and turn on my hazards... since i only need to go in for 10 minutes to pick up the form.

I get out of the office and of course... i have a parking ticket. SIXTY FUCKING DOLLARS. (the other 3 cars were no longer there)

As im leaving the area in my car, i see the fucking traffic ticket enforcer... and approach him, asking if he was the one that gave me the ticket. He was and i proceeded to explain to him that the only reason i was parked in the no parking zone was because i had the 15 minute parking spot, and moved for the bus because he wanted to park there.. And that i was only parked in the no parking for 10 minutes.
He tells me theres "no parking there" and theres nothing he can do, and to move on.
FUCK HIM
Turns out the ONLY REASON the parking enforcer was there was BECAUSE OF THE BUS!! He was there to direct traffic for the bus passengers or something.
FUCK THAT SHIT.

I head home cussing the whole time... i get back to my apartment and park, then proceed to scream obscenities while still in my car about how much i fucking hate my life for a good 20 seconds.
I get out of the car only to see a little old asian grandma hiding behind an honda oddessy peering at me through the window...
Turns out my roommates mom and grandmother were there and probably heard me cussing like a pregnant lady giving birth.


On top of all this theres the 100s of other ongoing problems that im not even going to mention.

Great.
Fuck this shit.
Maybe tomorrow i can get aids from stepping on a nail or something.
That would be awesome.



BTW,
I love my dad

YouTube - va$htie - "Us Placers" by Lupe, Kanye & Pharrell (CRS)


Really cool music fan music video...
good song.

Monday, January 21, 2008

YouTube - the stock market ruined my life

Guy loses $25,000 to the stock market over the weekend.
So apparently the stock market is crashing...

I hope the money i have in mutual funds is safe! :(

Not the most interesting video... but its just nuts to see someone lose their life savings just like that

Saturday, January 19, 2008

Friday, January 18, 2008

Rob & Big Clip - E46Fanatics

Rob and Big vs Spiderman!



"Rob and big, bitch!!!!"

This video is worth the 185 seconds! Snuff Box - Boyfriend Scenes: "F You!" - E46Fanatics



These are hilarious... lmaoooo
This is what every guy wishes he had the guts to do

Excavating A Huge Ant's Nest - E46Fanatics

Holy crap, this is insane... definitely worth the watch

Friday, January 11, 2008

YouTube - Prank Call- Drafted into the US Army

Wow... this is horrible.
Poor kid. lol

Confessions: The Meanest Thing Gizmodo Did at CES

Lol... wow, such a horrible prank

Tokyo Auto Salon -

Sick cars....
Totally insane with the modding

World’s Finest Police Cars - SUVBoard.com

Good to see taxpayer money being put to good use [/sarcasm]

Cool cars though...

first kits for GT-R - E46Fanatics

Yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

The Ultimate Garages

Wow.... incredible....
If i worked my ass off my entire life.... and spent all my money on lotto tickets.... i MIGHT have a shot at being this awesome

Thursday, January 10, 2008

YouTube - Pineapple Express Movie Trailer

Extra from the Superbad dvd

NORTH AMERICAN UNION and WORLD DOMINATION - E46Fanatics

These are some things everyone should know and be aware of....

Watch these.

Nissan GT-R: First Mines... Now TOP SECRET - Amuse and more [PICS] - General - The Lounge » - Nike Talk - Message Board - Yuku

More pics of the skyline + others....



Power House Amuse E92 M3! Must See! - BimmerPost - BMW Forums

HOLY SHIZZZZ!!!
The new M3 looks AMAZING!!!!
I didnt like it before.. but this thing is gorgeous....

Would you take the m3 or the skyline?

My BBK installed!! - E46Fanatics

15.4" TWELVE pot caliper!!!
DROOL.....

Holy R8 V12 Tdi!!!!!!!!!!! - E46Fanatics

500 HP 737 lb-tq
Audi wins so hardcorely...

IT LOOKS SO SICK!!!!!

Power House Amuse E92 M3! - BimmerPost - BMW Forums

AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! SO SICK!!!
White skyline too!!

Which would you want? Skyline or M3?!?
I dont know...

Wednesday, January 09, 2008

Say Cheese!

I took this pic in china a few years ago....




Click title for other funny pictures of picture takers not taken by me....

Johnny Lee Is My Hero: Headtracking With Wii - Geekologie

HOLY SHIZ!!!
This guy is a freaking genius... he needs his own tv show or something.
This is the coolest thing ive ever seen done with a wii.

Watch this... seriously.
If you want to skip to the cool part... go to 2:00...

It literally looks like things are coming out of the screen.

Nintendo needs to hire him


Edit: BTW... he has the same laptop as me!

The Cloverfield Monster … Revealed! | BeyondHollywood.com | Asian, Foreign, Horror, and Genre Movie Reviews and News

Might not be real... but dont click if u dont like spoilers

Tuesday, January 08, 2008

2GRL1CUP

Yellow Dog Mascot Has Awesome Moves Video

HAHAHAHA!!!

This random dude happens upon a dancing yellow dog mascot in a parking lot. A dance off ensues and the dog ends up having some sick moves.

Business Card Autodials Your Phone Number - Geekologie

This is an awesome ass business card...

2880 x 900 Curved Monitor: OMGWTFBBQ!?! - Geekologie

OMG!!!
If this is the future i want to be there... NOW

Guitar Hero Controller Mod: The Turntable - Geekologie

Damn this thing is coooooooooool
I wish i was this genius... i could be richhhhhh!

Monday, January 07, 2008

YouTube - Dam Dadi Do

LOL!
This kid is goooooooooooooooooooooooooooood
Way too much energy, lmao

Guy Gets Revenge on Cheating GF!!!

Wow... this is pretty nuts... and creative!!!
Def need to check this one out...

Some serious internet -> real life ownage

Wow.... this is seriously hardcore ownage, i would not want to be that kid
Hope the scamming was worth it

Bill Gates' Last Day

Lol, a lil long, but pretty funny.
Cool to see that bill gates is still down to earth despite billions of dollars.

Women and gay men are 'worst drivers'

Women and gay men are likely to be the worst drivers, a new study has shown.

Cars on motorway
Be afraid: Women or gay men could be behind the wheel of any car

Research has revealed that both perform poorly in tasks involving navigation and spatial awareness when compared to heterosexual men.

Psychologists at Queen Mary, University of London, who conducted the study, believe the findings mean driving in a strange environment would be more difficult for gay men and women than for straight male motorists.



Can't argue with the facts!!!
It all makes sense now...

Real Life Mario Cart

Wow, these guys must have been incredibly incredibly boredddd

Sunday, January 06, 2008

Stupidity

Tiger Team

A pretty cool TV show about a team of guys who break/hack into a car dealership to steal exotic cars....
Watch!

Such a bright future...

Saturday, January 05, 2008

Japanese Binocular Soccer

This is pretty creative and funny... i actually kinda wanna try playing..

Friday, January 04, 2008

The 10 Most Crappy Products You Want

Ok, so you probably dont want them... but id get them just to have fun breaking them

Armin Van Buuren - A State Of Trance Episode 332 [Year Mix 2007]

Download:
http://depositfiles.com/en/files/2861294

alt links:
http://www.sendspace.pl/file/vfNBueQB/

http://www.filefactory.com/file/30ce32/



This should be FAWKIN Good.

The Very Real Adventures of Batman and Robin

Wednesday, January 02, 2008

Im not tryin to pressure you, just cant stop thinkin bout you



Bringing back a classic, i cant stop listening to this

No Whopper?!?!?

HAHA!
Dont think its real, but its funny

Lookin ass nagger

Pretty cool, haha



And LOL at this!

Tuesday, January 01, 2008

Some Trance

Its goooood!

Boys Like Girls- Let Go Cover

This is so good
His voice is amazing